Chapter 147 – God Hand and General Chal-1
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After I was sent off, Korea, which was outnumbered, practiced defense against Spain.
Coach Utilike switched to a back five for defensive tactics and placed Kim Dong-jun at center back.
Thanks to the performances of Hong Do-yoon, Kim Dong-jun, and Yoo Young-beom, Korea created a miracle by beating Spain 1:0.
“Waaaaa-!! Great Republic of Korea!!”
The spectators who visited the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul sang cheers for the Korean players who won against a strong team called Spain.
I came out of the locker room when the game ended.
I clapped in gratitude to the audience who cheered so loudly in the stands, and slowly walked around the stadium.
The fans cheered even louder when they saw me like that.
“Waaah-! Jesus type!!”
After thanking the fans, let’s head back to the locker room.
Luis Garcia and Jesus González were waiting for me with their uniforms.
“No way-! Amigo uniform exchange!”
“Jesus, do it with me!”
I took off the uniform I was wearing and handed it to them, then snatched the uniforms from the two guys and went into the locker room.
“Well, it’s here, so take it yourself.”
“Hey! “I have to return one!”
While Luis Garcia was protesting to me, I saw Jesus González running out the door holding his uniform.
“Uh? Jesus is flying over there.”
Luis Garcia’s head turned at my words.
“Puta Madre!”
Luis Garcia looked at Jesus González, who had already run away, and ran towards him, his poodle hair waving.
“Ugh…”
I shook my head as I looked at my colleagues at Real Madrid Kindergarten who were in harmony today.
No, wait a minute, Louis, didn’t you say you won’t swear at that bastard?
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Game over.
South Korea 1:0 Spain
[Korea wins 1:0 against Invincible Armada Spain!]
└ Big! I’m so sick of it. I’m so tired of catching Spain. Are they supposed to win the World Cup?
└ Winning is a piece of cake haha It’s an evaluation match for the Spanish kids. Didn’t you see them running while lightly checking their condition?
└ I’m looking forward to the 8th round because I have Jesus and Beomleluya.
[Utilike won the victory with one punch from the Lord Jesus and a solid defense.]
└ I think 500 is okay, but why didn’t I use it?
└ Against the same Asian team, the 500 is a mess, and they are not a stronger team than us…
└ ㅇㅈ We have to score 500 against a team stronger than us, but if we try to score 500 against an Asian team, we’ll get a lot of criticism LOL
[Japan is surprised, China is jealous, and the United States is shocked by the Korean national soccer team’s victory!]
└ Channel blocking.
└ What kind of fucking broadcasting station made up a title like Gukbong Tube? LOL
└ Ha… The whole world is soup.
[Jesus, Jesus giving advice to the Spanish national team. ‘Don’t forget the Chinese soccer that was shown in the first half and brace yourself. No matter what you imagine, you will play soccer beyond your imagination.’]
[A fierce chase between Jesus González and Luis Garcia held at Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul. Is the cause the uniform of the Lord Jesus?]
└ LOL Real Madrid players are so funny that I think I’ll become a fan
└ Wow, wasn’t this guy still a Real Madrid fan? Haha, this was a total traitor,
└ Don’t! Don’t you know? Jehanjere!
└ If you are Korean, let’s support Real Madrid!
[Just! Wait! England! Asia’s tiger, Korea is coming!]
└ Oh fuck. Article title: Sudu…
└ No, I looked at the title of the article and thought it was written by Giregi, an internet newspaper company. It’s a major Korean media outlet…
└ Is this from major Korean media outlets?
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After winning the friendly match against Spain, Korea prepared for the upcoming friendly match against England.
“Beep! You missed the striker’s move! “Focus!”
Since the EPL is a commercially successful league, there are many players with well-known names, so Korean players went to training with a serious expression.
“Isn’t England a stronger team than Spain?”
“I guess so?”
I felt proud while watching the players actively training. I shook my head when I heard that England was a stronger team than Spain.
The England national soccer team performed poorly in the World Cup, compared to its fearsome nickname of the soccer powerhouse or the Three Lions.
They have not won a championship since the 1966 World Cup held in their home country.
Even during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, England, Algeria, Slovakia, and Yankee (USA) made an EASY trip, but lost first place in the group to the US and advanced to the round of 16 in second place.
They had a funny history of losing 4:1 against Germany in the round of 16.
After being defeated by Germany in the round of 16, England began developing its own youth through a home-grown policy.
Although we have achieved some success in the World Cup since mid-2010.
Seems like there hasn’t been a winner yet.
It was clearly revealed that the British just like soccer, but they are not good at it.
And most of the players representing the EPL are from other countries, right?
While I was lost in thought, the training was already over.
As soon as training ended, I went to the shower room located in the training center, took a quick shower, and entered the locker room.
In the locker room, the players were gathered next to Go Seok-jun with very angry expressions.
“What’s going on.?”
Let me slowly approach you with curiosity on my face.
Go Seok-jun handed me the cell phone and opened his mouth.
“Hey, Lord Jesus, have you seen this? England, these fucking bastards are ignoring us?”
I took the smartphone that Go Seok-jun gave me and started reading articles on the Internet.
[Provocation by Richard the Lionheart, captain of the England national team. ‘The Korean national team is a weak team. But as a lion, I do my best even when dealing with the weak.’]
The moment I saw the article on the Internet, I automatically nodded.
This guy is a bit of a junior high school student, but he said the right thing.
Korea is a weak team, right? And I have to do my best even in games against weak teams.
As I slowly read the article and scrolled down, I had already finished reading it and the title of another article related to the article caught my eye.
[Richard mentions the Lord Jesus. ‘Jesus? The cowards who play in La Liga will be scared and do nothing in front of me, the lion.’]
The moment I saw the title of the article, General Chal’s soul began to dwell in my body.
‘Never forget Jejus! ‘People come before the ball!’
Although I could tolerate cursing my country, I could not tolerate cursing myself, and I exploded with anger at the article.
“Is this guy crazy!”
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It wasn’t long before General Chal’s soul took up residence in my body. The friendly match against England was held at Cheonan Stadium.
“Uuuuu-! “
Many spectators came to the stadium this time, and they booed the English lion who made a provocation.
I finished preparing for the game against General Chal, listening to the crowd’s boos.
[Are you ready?]
‘Ah… Of course, Chal.’
As General Chal’s spirit slowly enveloped my body, he gained the confidence to win against anyone.
There was an indomitable spirit that did not give in to warnings, expulsions, and referees.
Of course, there were not only beneficial effects.
There were also very minor side effects.
When I see the other person’s leg, I want to step on it.
When I saw the opponent’s head, I wanted to wear a sabakgwe.
When I looked at the opponent between me and my ally, there was a very minor side effect that made me want to use Double Lariat and throw it away, but I didn’t care because I lost virtually nothing compared to what I gained.
As the game start time approaches.
Perhaps it was because of General Chal’s influence, but a fighting spirit rose from deep within my heart.
“All you have to lose is the sports spirit of respecting your opponent. Korean soccer players, inherit the spirit of General Chal!”
Soon, I couldn’t bear this fierce fighting spirit and began to scream and give a speech.
“Youngbeom, why is that crazy guy like that?”
“Leave it alone. You’ve been quiet lately. I guess it’s time for cooldown.”
The sons of Korea reacted.
The proud Korean sons, who were mentally armed by my speech, fought fiercely and fearlessly against the cruel opium dealer as soon as the match started with the referee’s whistle.
I moved proactively and took advantage of the opportunity to face Richard the Lion, England’s starting centre-back and captain.
30 minutes in the first half.
In a corner kick situation in Korea, he won an aerial duel with Richard and changed the direction of the ball by hitting Jin-soo Kim’s corner kick exactly on his forehead.
The ball evaded the goalkeeper’s gloves and hit England’s net.
Sloshing-
“Waaaaa-!”
“Fuck-!”
The audience inside the stadium burst into cheers.
I immediately approached Richard, who was lying on the ground, and showed a celebration by extending my left hand towards him.
“God Hand-!”
The British players’ expressions hardened at my proud attitude in memory of Maradona, who caused the ‘Hand of God’ incident and caused England to fall from the 1986 World Cup in Mexico.
“Fuck you son of a bitch.”
As I looked at Richard, whose expression was sour, my heart, which had been empty even after scoring, was filled a little.
[So when are you going to step on the bridge?]
Ah, I’m telling you to wait.
It’s still too early to get sent off.
