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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 145

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 145

Chapter 145 – Vs Spain Friendly Match – 1

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Let’s use social media to strike down the evil group called the media that has been shaking up the Korean national team. The mood of the national team quickly recovered.

“Is SNS still a waste of life?”

After handing Manchester United’s legendary manager a mysterious loss, I approached the little friends who were betting at the ground and proposed a bet to hang out with them.

“Call an ice cream bet by hitting the goalpost?”

“Oh, get out!  “You bastard of deep-rooted corruption!”

After being scolded by Go Seok-jun, I had to watch them making bets with each other.

The moment when the other players’ turns were over and Ko Seok-jun carefully placed the ball and was about to kick it.

My stormy advice came true.

“Seokjun-ah-! “That’s not how you do free kicks!!”

Pwow-!

Go Seok-jun, who listened to my advice, kept failing to hit the goalpost.

“Fuck-!”

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“Ah-! That’s not how you step!”

In the end, he lost the bet.

I approached Ko Seok-jun, who had become a loser, and offered words of consolation.

“It’s okay, Seokjun! You might lose the bet. But that’s not how faces are made…”

Let’s drop a nuclear bomb with an unintentional remark and cause wide-area damage.

“Hey, catch that deceiver!”

The mobs got excited and rushed in.

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Not long after Jesus Joo restored the mood of the national team, the second friendly match was held at Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul.

Korea’s second friendly match opponent was Spain, where Luis Garcia belongs.

South Korean soccer fans expected that the association would select a relatively weak team such as Honduras or Iceland as an evaluation match.

[Title: Again, again, again, we will play against a relatively weak team like Iceland in the evaluation match, right?]

Contrary to their expectations, they were taken aback when Spain, considered a strong team in Europe, was selected as an evaluation match.

[Côte d’Ivoire, Spain, and England confirmed as opponents for the June warm-up match.]

[Title: Ah… Isn’t it supposed to be about gaining confidence by playing against weaker teams in evaluation matches?

└ If you talk to a weak team, they call you a weak team. Damn. If you play with a strong team, you’ll be damned if you play with a strong team.

└ Yes, it’s not a strong Spanish team~ 2 pots~ Jesus type will just burn it out~

└ Come see the commandments, Chukbung. If there is nothing applicable there, just shut your mouth.

└ I wonder how much money they would have given to catch that evaluation match…

└ I didn’t hear as much as I thought?

└ How much?

└ It is said that it cost about 500 million won.

Many people expected the friendly match against Spain to be difficult, but contrary to their expectations, the friendly match between Korea and Spain was smooth.

In the past, Spain, which was remembered for being defeated by Japan in the 2022 Qatar World Cup, was on the same team as China, the Asian country and host country, in this World Cup in China.

The Spanish Football Association was looking for an exhibition match against an Asian team just in case.

As a result of selecting and selecting among various candidates, the national teams of Korea and Japan remained.

The Spanish Football Association, which had lost the World Cup to two national teams in the past, listened to the opinions of players playing in La Liga while considering Korea and Japan.

“Puta! We need to deal with that damn Jejus guy. “

In this World Cup, it was decided to hold an evaluation match against Korea, which is still considered a strong team.

Before the game started, Jesus Joo approached Sergio Pepe, Luis Garcia, and Bruno Iglesias, who were selected for the Spanish national team, and greeted them warmly.

“You guys, the same George as China? “I will show you how China plays soccer.”

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After greeting the Spanish national team players, I went out to the ground and slowly warmed up.

Let me slowly warm up on the ground. I could hear the passionate cheering of the Red Devils who visited Sangam World Cup Stadium.

“Waaah-! Lord Jesus-!!”

“Jesus type-!!!  I love you ooooohhh-!!”

I heard the cheering of the crowd echoing in the stadium…

“Ah… I think it would be fun to do a no-show here.”

I had to endure the mounting temptation of no-shows.

“Ah… “It’s really a no-show!”

Although the desire to break my promise to the Spanish Football Association was welling up in my heart. I, the Lord Jesus, the symbol of trust and the guardian of contracts and law, was not just a child who broke agreements at will based on my whim.

The anger and stress that had built up in my heart was released to Luis Garcia after the match started with the referee’s whistle.

To Luis Garcia, who passed by me while dribbling.

Poop-!

It showed the essence of Chinese soccer. Luis Garcia, who was dribbling in a perfectly timed attack, was unable to avoid it and allowed a stoppage, causing him to fall to the ground.

“Puta Madre!”

“The little child in me exclaimed! “Kick your legs and show off Chinese soccer!”

As soon as the game started, I received a yellow card from the referee for disrupting Luis Garcia’s discipline.

“It’s an evaluation (friendly) match, so we’ll just look at it this once. “I was supposed to leave right away.”

Direct red cards are rare in friendly matches. I nodded to the referee with an expression of caution and went down to the defense zone, shouting at my teammates.

“Don’t be scared, kids! “These bastards are people too!”

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The players, who were nervous about the match against the powerful Spanish national team, relaxed when they saw Joo Jesus suddenly kick his teammate Luis Garcia at the start of the game.

“What is that crazy bastard?”

Jesus Joo, who received a yellow card from the referee, returned to the defensive zone and urged the players.

“Don’t be scared, kids! “These bastards are people too!”

The Korean players, who had no way of knowing the inner thoughts of Joo Jesus, who kicked Luis Garcia just because he wanted to, were moved by Joo Jesus’ captain-like behavior.

‘And… Are you trying to figure out that we’re nervous and make us relax? Is it really the place that makes the person?’

Although it was unintentional, the Korean team, relieved of its tension thanks to Joo Jesus’ actions, showed a good performance in the early stages of the game against Spain.

[The Lord Jesus relieves the pressure of Luis Garcia! Uh-? But Luis Garcia is lying on the ground!]

[After releasing the pressure, Joo Jesus immediately throws a through ball into the space in front of Ko Seok-jun, who is penetrating from the side.]

[Go Seok-Jun’s shooting-! Ah! Sergio Pepe blocks it with his body!]

However, no matter how much tension was eased, the power gap between the Spanish and Korean national soccer teams was greater than expected

[… The market share is gradually increasing. Still, the players have not conceded any goals and are doing well in blocking Spain’s attacks.]

The atmosphere of the game gradually shifted towards Spain, who had managed to overcome their embarrassment.

[Yes. Soccer is a sports game where victory and defeat are determined by goals and losses, not by possession!]

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Since the match against Spain started, I have been staring at Luis Garcia, who was the center of the build-up.

I felt lethargic when I saw Luis Garcia playing with Korea’s midfielders and distributing the ball to Spain’s front line.

Her… My small and precious national team that I worked so hard to develop was robbed by just one Luis Garcia.

I became angry as I saw the confidence disappearing from the expressions of the national team players.

Luis Garcia. That devilish bastard is breaking the morale of my children!

As the players lost confidence and became intimidated, that devilish bastard Luis Garcia began to rampage even more.

Luis Garcia, who took the pressure off Kim Jin-su, saw Bruno Iglesias, who was alone on the other side, and immediately sent a long transition pass.

A single change of direction pass created a crack in Korea’s defense.

Fortunately, Bruno Iglesias’ shot was well blocked by Yoo Young-beom.

“Concentrate-!! Let’s stop putting off each other’s responsibility and come forward!!”

The Korean players were shocked to see Luis Garcia and the Spanish national team creating a shooting opportunity with just one pass.

It suddenly occurred to me that if the national team’s morale were to decline any further, it would have an impact on the World Cup finals as well.

“Fuck-!! You cowards! Don’t be afraid and run in!”

With a serious expression on my face, I turned to Utilique, who was giving instructions to the players on the touchline, and signaled that I would join the midfield fight, and then immediately started marking Luis Garcia.

“Puta! “Don’t come, you son of a bitch!”

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After the Lord Jesus performed the Great Mark of Luis Garcia. Luis Garcia’s influence on the field disappeared in an instant.

“People come before the ball!”

“A Billion-!”

Just before the end of the first half, Luis Garcia was struggling with Jesus’s mark.

I received a ball from my colleagues. He immediately succeeded in stripping the pressing Lord Jesus of La Croqueta.

“Puta-! “You bastard!”

The moment when Luis Garcia, who was excited to take off the Lord Jesus, was about to throw a forward pass toward his infiltrating teammate.

“Sabakgwe!!”

The thick forearms of the Lord Jesus were wrapped around his neck.

“Gagging!”

In Luis Garcia’s fading vision, he could see the referee splitting the whistle with his mouth in his mouth.

BBBBBBBB-!

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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