Chapter 144 – Ten Commandments
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Just a few days after Jesus joined the Paju Training Center. A friendly match between Korea and Costa Rica was held at the World Cup Stadium in Daejeon.
“Great~~ Republic of Korea!”
Inside and outside the stadium, many spectators gathered to cheer on the national team, and the stadium heated up with their enthusiastic cheering.
“Wow! Fighting Yoo Youngbeom!!”
“I believe in you, Ttongjun!!!”
The spectators, who watched the players come out to the ground and slowly warm up, chatted with friends who came with them and expressed their expectations for the international friendly match.
“Ugh, I’m anxious about not having Jesus. Even without Jesus, they are the best national team members, so we can easily win against Costa Rica, right?”
“Isn’t it obvious? “I see it as 3 to 0.”
The Red Devils, who had been expecting a positive outlook, found themselves in a crisis not long after the game started.
[It’s dangerous! Korea! Whoa-! I hit the goalpost! The goal was hit! Thank goodness! Thank goodness!]
[Ah! In this case, the defenders had to run and apply pressure, right? Kherson Torres’ mid-distance shooting is very sharp, so don’t give him space!]
Perhaps because they instinctively expected that it would be a difficult game, the cheering sound that rang out at the Daejeon World Cup Stadium stopped for a moment.
There was a cold silence in the stadium.
And the Lord Jesus, who was watching this, closed his eyes and cried out.
“Ah… Fuck PTSD”
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I was watching a friendly match between Korea and Costa Rica on TV in my dorm when I turned off the TV without realizing it.
“Ah… Fuck PTSD”
I ran my hand over my forearm, which had developed lumpy skin, and straightened out my disorganized mind.
After taking a deep breath and barely calming down my still beating heart.
“Whoa… The current national team goalkeeper is Yoo Young-beom. The current national team goalkeeper is Yoo Young-beom. The current national team goalkeeper is Yoo Young-beom.”
Let’s turn on the TV again.
[Ah! Ko Seok-jun’s turnover! Costa Rica is counterattacking! Korea-! We have to stop it!! It’s dangerous!]
The scene of South Korea being hit by a counterattack was vividly conveyed beyond the TV screen.
I held on to the TV until the end, barely preventing my right hand, which was holding the remote control, from trying to turn off the TV on its own.
[Herson Torres’ shooting! Aaaaah-! Youngbeom Yoo’s super super super save!!]
When I saw the scene where Yoo Young-beom made a quick decision to clear the goal and block Herson Torres’ shot, my right hand, which was going crazy, barely calmed down.
“My heart is really shaking, so I can’t watch the game!!”
Korea’s subsequent attack ended sluggishly.
[After being blocked by Costa Rica’s defense, Baek Dong-su eventually turns the ball back.]
Due to Costa Rica’s strong pressure, the ball soon fell to Yoo Young-beom.
And that moment. While watching TV, my body started shaking like crazy.
What. Was I mentally ill? Why am I so anxious?
[Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom takes off the pressure and passes to Kim Dong-jun. It’s overshadowed by his ability to save, but goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom’s feet are very good, right?]
We also know that in modern soccer, a goalkeeper’s build-up ability is also important and tactically useful. And even though I believe in Yoo Young-beom’s ability to step up and make a save.
Strangely, when a pass was made to the Korean camp, my body started shaking.
I held back and held back until I finally exploded and let out two curses.
“Ugh-! Please-! “Don’t pass to the goalkeeper, you bastards!!”
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Even while the Lord Jesus was suffering from PTSD, the game continued and was soon approaching its end.
The mid-game momentum came to South Korea, who did well to block Costa Rica’s waves of attacks in the early stages, but unfortunately they were unable to score a goal.
As a result, the two teams were maintaining a very balanced score of 0 to 0.
[Jinsu Kim blocks the ball! Korea counterattacks!]
After seeing Kim Jin-soo blocking the ball, Kim Dong-jun immediately attempted to overlap.
Kim Jin-su, who saw Kim Dong-jun running along the touch line, stabbed a pass in front of him, but perhaps because the game was nearing the end, he applied a little more force, and the pass went a little longer than expected.
When Kim Jin-su, who kicked the ball, looked disappointed.
Cheers erupted from the mouths of the spectators watching the ground.
“Wow!”
Kim Dong-jun did not give up on Jin-soo Kim’s pass and used all his strength to make a sliding tackle just before the ball went outside the touch line.
[Ugh-! Dongjun Kim saved the ball! Korea still has a chance to attack!!]
Kim Dong-jun kicked the ball between the legs of a Costa Rica player who was running to clear the ball, then stood up and ran towards the ball.
[It’s fast! Dongjun Kim! Run fast! You maintain possession of the ball!!]
Kim Dong-jun, who slapped away the hand of the Costa Rican player holding onto his uniform, started carrying the ball.
The Korean national team players, who thought the counterattack had ended in failure, also quickly rushed to the front.
“Dongjun-!”
In this international friendly match, Baek Dong-soo, who replaced Joo Jesus as a starter, entered Costa Rica’s penalty box while calling out Kim Dong-jun’s name.
[Dongjun Kim gets past Keisher Fuller and crosses!]
After observing Baek Dong-soo’s position, Kim Dong-jun beat the Costa Rican fullback and placed an early cross.
Kim Dong-jun’s whip-like cross heads straight to the penalty box.
Baek Dong-soo kept his eyes on Kim Dong-jun’s early cross that flew in front of him, located the Costa Rica goalkeeper who was slightly out, and sensuously turned his head to shake Costa Rica’s net.
“Waaaaa-!”
The audience at the Daejeon World Cup Stadium cheered at the miraculous winning goal in the 90th minute of the second half.
The game won’t be long
It ended with the referee’s whistle.
And as soon as the game ended, the media continued to criticize the Korean national team, which won with a dramatic winning goal against Costa Rica, which failed to advance to the World Cup finals.
[Utilike, are you okay like this? A hard-fought win against Costa Rica]
[The game was won, but lost miserably in terms of the game content.]
[With Korea’s frustrating performance, what needs to be improved?]
[South Korea as a candidate to win the World Cup? No World Cup laughing candidate Korea!]
Due to the continued criticism from the media, the national team’s atmosphere becomes heavy
[Suspicions of a secret relationship between the Football Association and the Lord Jesus are piling up.]
After writing an article without even checking the facts and shaking up the national team, Jesus Joo ended up protecting the national team by posting an article on his social media.
@Lord_Jesus_9 ★ Official
#Korea_National_Team
#Republic of Korea_national_team_captain
#Crossing the line
#Udon sari instead of brain wrinkles
#If you get frustrated, you run.
These days, there are people trying to shake up the national team, so it’s been a while since I left a post on social media.
Since when on earth was Korea a candidate for the championship?
If you listen to what they say, it’s a sight to behold.
You bastards who specialize in gossip and have never even played soccer.
Is your head filled with udon noodles instead of brains?
Since when on earth was Korea a candidate for the championship?
To put it bluntly, does it make sense that the country that was eliminated in the group stage of the last competition is a candidate for the championship?
I haven’t even played soccer, and I’m fussing over the things I learned through the game.
What? No?
Good.
If you want to refute my opinion, achieve at least 3 items from the list below and write an article. Then I will humbly accept your opinion.
1. Those who have never heard of the Ballon d’Or. Shut your mouth.
2. A person who has never been the top scorer in the Champions League. Shut your mouth.
3. Those who failed to set the record for most goals in a single season in the Champions League. Shut your mouth.
4. Those who have not scored the most goals in a single Champions League game. Shut your mouth.
5. Those who have never won the Champions League trophy. Shut your mouth.
6. A person who has never been the top scorer in La Liga. Shut your mouth.
7. Those who have not scored more than 50 league goals in a La Liga season. Shut your mouth.
8. Those who have not won La Liga. Shut your mouth.
9. Those who can’t make a treble. Shut your mouth.
10. Someone who is worse at soccer than me. Shut your mouth.
If, after this moment, I haven’t even achieved the conditions and someone starts talking, I will really retire from the national team.
That bastard should play for the national team instead of me.
Anyway, I’ve said everything I wanted to say, so 20000.
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When the Lord Jesus’ list of 10 things was revealed to the world through social media. Overseas soccer community users laughed and spread the post, saying that this bastard had a serious accident.
[Title: The Lord Jesus and the damn commandments.]
In order to purify the dirty world full of evil spirits, Jeju Monk, our omnipotent father and master of the world, sent the gospel to SNS.
He said that idiots who have not done even 30% of what he has done are not worthy of opening their mouths.
Everyone around the world closed their mouths and began to praise his achievements.
We decided to call them the Fucking Commandments, after His 10 holy achievements.
I will praise His holy achievements and summarize His achievements in one line.
[I’m not a fucking person.]
Ah… Our holy Lord.
God of football, I will be blinded by the brightness of the Lord Jesus…
Note—Men.
└ Haha damn commandments haha
└ Haha, is that a 4-year professional career? Haha,
└ But why is the media so quiet after being criticized? Shouldn’t there be a fuss by now?
└ Since I haven’t tried it, I guess I’ll just meditate in silence. LOL
└ I heard that an acquaintance of the grandfather of someone I know is a journalist, and he was told not to touch him because he was really going to announce his retirement after writing an article.
└ Yes~ I won’t trust you without certification~
└ I’m a reporter, and that’s real.
└ Please verify ^^ㅣBal.
└ (Certification. Jpg)
└ Oh my god, is this really true? How can a shabby person be in such a precious place?
