Chapter 141 – Eve’s Eve – 1
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The fierce Madrid derby between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid has come to an end.
Real Madrid, who achieved victory, maintained a good mood.
The second leg of the Champions League semifinals was played.
Jesus Joo succeeded in scoring in the game
[Rafael Obrador’s overlapping!! Leo Lopez stabs you!! Rafael Obrador catches the ball and sends a cross!]
[Oh my gosh!! What a goal!! Jejus he does it!! He breaks Cristiano Ronaldo’s record for most goals in a single season in the Champions League!!]
He broke Ronaldo’s record for the most goals (17) in a single season in the Champions League.
[Actually, everyone knew he was going to break the record! For card management purposes, not playing in the group stage was a problem.]
[And Jejus, who has not been disciplined this season, is perfection!!]
Real Madrid fans watched the team perform excellently in every game and expected the team to achieve the treble for two consecutive seasons for the first time in soccer history.
[The Lord Jesus’ shot-!! Ahhh-! The ball hits the goalpost and bounces!!]
└ What the fuck? The number of shots on goal is 24:1, but Real Madrid loses?
└ 20th year of Madridista. It just makes me laugh. @ㅐmi haha
└ Real Madrid’s Copa del Rey curse;;
Even though Real Madrid played a very one-sided game in the final, they lost to Villarreal due to the goalkeeper’s day and great bad luck.
[Oooooh-! Once again, goalkeeper David Molina makes a save!]
[Joo Jesus is shaking his head with a vain look on his face! If a shot like that is blocked, the attacker has nothing to do!!]
└ Crazy;; Fuck that thing…
└ Hey… Is this just heaven telling Real Madrid not to win?
When the game ended, Jesus Joo left the stadium with a stern expression. Because the Lord Jesus had as many haters as there were fans, the image of the Lord Jesus immediately became a subject of ridicule and spread across the Internet.
[Copa del Rey winner Villarreal! Cause a surprise!]
[Jesus leaves the stadium with a stern expression. The gods of Madrid failed to save Real Madrid’s shocking defeat.]
[The goddess of luck and the god of Real Madrid who was defeated by the guardian god of Villarreal.]
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After the Copa del Rey final match ended, I returned home and lay on the sofa in a daze.
Although many people were saying that Real Madrid’s Copa del Rey curse had begun.
I know it’s not Real Madrid’s problem.
“Lord Jesus, you idiot…”
It was entirely my fault.
Since the May match, my mind has been filled with the World Cup.
I know there isn’t much left in the season. The moment I realized that the World Cup was really not far away.
My personality became sensitive, and I played the game passively to avoid getting injured.
“Ha…”
That mindset had a huge impact on my body and my zero point was slightly distorted.
“Fuck…”
As a result, I lost to Villarreal.
Even though I have played countless matches and lost countless times, the bitter feeling I felt after losing was always terrible.
“Bah…”
As I was lying on the sofa and sighing, Yohan noticed me and approached me.
“Let’s pursue it with Yohani!”
Even though I saw Yohan showing cuteness for the first time in a long time, my mood did not improve.
I tried to coldly reply to Yohan who asked me to play that I wasn’t in the mood.
“John, Dad, I feel like that…”
When I saw Yohan making a sullen expression upon my words, I wondered what I was doing.
Recently, when did I play with Yohan?
Why am I being sensitive to my family?
Trying to break the curse by achieving the goal at the World Cup. Wasn’t it because of happiness with family?
Only then did I begin to look around me.
I could see Yuna looking after Hayun and Seoyun and paying attention to me.
I also saw Patrasche eating dog food more deliciously than anyone else.
Under… Lord Jesus, you really are an asshole.
After coming to my senses, I got up from the sofa and quickly picked up Yohan, who had a sullen expression on his face.
“John, will daddy play with you?”
Yohan’s face brightened at my words.
“Let’s play soccer!”
As I walked to the yard while holding Yohan, I gave Yuna an apologetic look. In the meantime, I hated seeing myself not being able to properly apologize. Yuna smiled and nodded her head with an expression that she understood that I was the senior.
I was able to calm my impatience by playing with Yohan with a slightly more relaxed mind.
“Usssss-! Give me the ball! “It’s Yohan’s turn!!”
Hehetake a look! You can’t take it away, right? If you mess with it, you’ll be born early!!”
So I went into the next game with a relaxed mind and scored 5 goals in the first half alone against CD Tenerife at the Santiago Bernabeu.
Among the three kings of Hell’s Expedition – Las Palmas, Mallorca, and CD Tenerife – CD Tenerife was kindly relegated to the second division.
Let’s play really desperately and relegate CD Tenerife to the second division as a big win. Even the fans of FC Barcelona thanked me.
Additionally, Las Palmas lost to Barcelona and was relegated to the second division. Peace came to La Liga next season.
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[The match between Real Madrid and CD Tenerife in the 38th round of the league held at the Santiago Bernabeu has come to an end. Jejus, which had been sluggish recently, broke away from its slump by scoring 5 goals in the first half alone.]
[Yes. And just like that, Jejus, who scored 5 goals in 45 minutes in the first half, was replaced by Roberto Fabianski at the start of the second half. It appears to be a physical arrangement for the Champions League final, which will be held in a few days.]
[Yes, and substitute Roberto Fabianski also showed a good performance, scoring multiple goals.]
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Match results.
Real Madrid 7:0 CD Tenerife
[La Liga teams cheer at the news of CD Tenerife’s relegation and Segunda División despair]
[Why did Jesus Joo play even though Real Madrid had already confirmed the championship? CD expresses dissatisfaction to the Tenerife Association. ‘Every club in La Liga this season was an enemy. It wasn’t fair.’]
[Valverde refutes Tenerife’s words. ‘Originally, all other teams are enemies.’]
[CD Jejus explains why he played against Tenerife. ‘It’s funny that a player has to explain why he played in the game, but anyway, I played just to lightly improve my condition ahead of the Champions League final, and what Tenerife said is nothing but baseless nonsense.’
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After the game against Tenerife ended, a small event was held at Luka Savic’s house for the players to celebrate winning the league.
“Congratulations to Tenerife and Las Palmas on their relegation! Vamos-!!”
The players celebrated Tenerife’s relegation and Las Palmas’ relegation with a toast. The direct flight distance from Madrid to Las Palmas Island was 1738 km, which was about 200 km further than the distance from Korea to Taiwan.
Since there were two such crazy teams in La Liga, I won’t tell you how much the teams in La Liga wanted those two teams to be relegated.
“Puta Madre! Happy soccer begins next year!! Hala Madrid!!”
“Hala Madrid!!”
With the Champions League final just around the corner, Real Madrid’s party ended quickly.
When Valverde heard that Real Madrid players were gathering and having a party, he rushed over. Most of the players had already disbanded.
“Hey-! When you grow up, get it straight!!”
“Ah time! “It’s the director.”
“Yeah, there’s nothing like that, Jetodi~!”
“Puta Madre!! Jejus is a scam!!”
Valverde stared blankly at the four members of the Kimchi Pirates playing a soccer game and returned home.
“… “The Champions League final is just around the corner, so let’s take it in moderation.”
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As the World Cup approaches.
Soccer fans in Korea began to debate how far the Korean national team could advance.
[Title: Honestly, Joe is a bitch, but I don’t know yet. If we advance to first place in the group, we will easily advance to the quarterfinals.]
But it’s absurd. How can the group be made up of Germany, Belgium, Korea, and Egypt? ㄹㅇ Zone of Hell;;
└ Falling out of Pot 2 due to a 2nd place gap in the FIFA rankings was a big deal.
└ Does the quarterfinals look like shit? You idiots. Start thinking about going to the round of 16.
└ Still, we can make it to the round of 16… ?
└ I think it is possible because of the failure of generational change in Germany.
└ ㄹㅇ Traditionally, Germany was weak in Asia. Let’s hold on this time and go up AGAIN 2018, 2022!
└ The reason Germany won the last World Cup was because they didn’t face Korea!!
└ Recent 1 win: Hey, you’re not good at soccer!!
└ … ? Have we not met with Germany since 2018?
└ ㅇㅇ;; Surprisingly none.
Soccer fans who chatted online with nothing to do
As the time approaches for the Champions League final
[Title: Going to watch the Champions League final ㅃ2]
One by one, they disappeared from the community.
The Champions League final match between Chelsea and Real Madrid was held at Krestovsky Stadium in St. Petersburg, Zenit’s home stadium.
