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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 114

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 114

Chapter 114 – Welcome to Real Madrid, Right? -2

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Before the newcomer joined Real Madrid, news that warmed the hearts of Korean soccer fans came one after another.

First, Kim Dong-jun, who played for SL Benfica, joined Real Sociedad.

At his Real Sociedad signing ceremony, Kim Dong-jun thought about whether to say that he would do well here and move to Real Madrid.

“It is an honor to come to Real Sociedad. I want to play well and lift the championship cup. “

He endured because he himself was not the Lord Jesus.

Baek Dong-soo, who plays for FC Porto, also received transfer offers from various places. He decided to spend one more season in Portugal.

Following those two, the news that the people of Korea would be most enthusiastic about was delivered.

Yoo Young-beom, who played a major role in Mallorca’s advancement to the Champions League and runner-up in the Copa del Rey, transferred to FC Barcelona for an astronomical transfer fee to Mallorca.

[FC Barcelona renews the highest transfer fee ever for a goalkeeper. 100 Million Euro Man Yoo Young-beom]

Seeing Barcelona pouring in a huge sum of about 130 billion Korean won, the couriers lamented that they should have caught Jejus with that money.

However, the remark quickly disappeared as it was a statement that disregarded the financial situation at the time.

Mallorca, which made a lot of money with the Champions League advance, began to spend the money thriftly.

Yoo Young-beom, who tried to pay a large transfer fee to Mallorca until the end, left a good impression on Mallorca fans.

When the Lord Jesus saw it, he clicked his tongue, saying he was such a young black cow. Anyway, because of Yoo Young-beom’s actions, the image of Korean players in Mallorca improved. They started snooping around Korea to find the second Yoo Young-beom.

In the process, Hong Do-yoon’s performance caught the eye of Mallorca. He invested 10.5 billion won and succeeded in recruiting Hong Do-yoon from Haechi Unicorns.

Director Yoon Park, who tried to eat Mallorca while crying out for Jeju’s premium, eventually had to send Hong Do-yoon to Mallorca due to pressure from above.

Park Yoon sat in the director’s office and regretted sending Hong Do-yoon for too little money.

“Under! I could have eaten at least twice as much!”


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Real Madrid was a strange place for Leo Lopez.

It was like a childhood dream come true to see football stars who were only seen on TV train, laugh and chat with him.

‘Wow, the first touch was crazy.’

Aside from their stellar performances, the Real Madrid players have helped Leo Lopez settle in, like a bit of a playful neighborhood brother.

“No way! Leo! Shall we bet on hitting the goal post?”

Of all the Real Madrid players, the one who took care of Leo Lopez the most was Iker Bravo, whose retirement announcement this season was stranded.

Kkang-!

Iker Bravo looked up at the face of Leo Lopez, who wrapped his head around him as he hit the post.

Looking at Leo Lopez, he felt the freshness of a rookie, which he had not felt in the current Lord Jesus.

Iker Bravo generously shared his know-how in the face of Leo Lopez, who was friendly and polite.

“Listen now, because I will teach you how to survive at Real Madrid.”

He first decided to teach Leo Lopez 101 ways to survive at Real Madrid.

“The most important thing is not to fall for Jesus’ words. If that bastard tells you to do something, never do it. If you have to follow that foal, ask me or Sergio Pepe first.”

Following Iker Bravo’s advice and adapting slowly at Real Madrid, Leo Lopez’s first appearance of the season came faster than expected.


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The 2041 – 2042 season has begun.

Real Madrid lifted the trophy after defeating Europa League winners Arsenal in the UEFA Super Cup before the season opener.

The trophy doesn’t seem to be as important as the Big Year, so the plan to take it home and throw it as a toy for Yohani and Patrasche was discovered by Real Madrid staff and collapsed.

The club staff persuaded me to provide a replica later, and I made a counter-offer to the club staff.

“Can’t you display the replica and give me the original?”

“Haha…”

The image of the employee sending a message to Chairman Núñez with an awkward smile was clear to both eyes.

In the end, I gave up the trophy because of that appearance.

Anyway, back to the original story.

Real Madrid’s opening game opponent was Granada CF.

While my teammates defended hard against Granada CF’s aggressive offensive, I scratched my balls and felt the savagery of the fast-paced years.

It’s already the 4th season after returning.

The World Cup will be held in China next year.

Currently, national attention was focused on the Korean adult national team.

The people, who did not usually even watch the A matches, firmly believed that the performance of overseas players would lead to World Cup results.

“Fuck. I wish I did too.”

I think I am more objective about the current strength of the national team than anyone else. To be honest, the current national team is on the edge of even passing the round of 16.

During the World Cup, if even one of the members of the overseas team is injured, it will be hell.

Despite this situation, the expectations of the Korean people have risen endlessly.

The media is the problem. His flutter.

These days, as a result of looking at the community, my face comes out big when I turn on the 9 o’clock news.

[亞 First Ballon d’Or Potential]

[亞 First Champions League MVP]

Ok so far it’s ok

Isn’t that also true? Even the 3-year-old (Yohan) knows that I will win the Ballon d’Or.
It is also true that he received the first Asian Champions League MVP.

But the problem is some media.

They began to warm up public opinion, saying that Korea, which has the world’s best players, should advance to the semifinals at least.

Whenever I see such news or articles, Jeju, who is deep in my heart, appears.

“Ronaldo also went to the quarterfinals once with Portugal. You motherfuckers!!”

Anyway, because of those articles. Right now, in Korea, it is believed that at least the round of 16 in this World Cup in China is unconditional.

And now, if we fail to advance to the round of 16.
The media that lit the fire will start chewing on the national team right away.

Firewood and fire are the media, and the national team eats swearing.

And among the national team, I am the one who gets bitten the most.

Come to think of it, the reporter asked why I couldn’t perform as well as I did in the club team in the past.

How did you answer the reporter’s question then?

Did I mention the quality of the pass shuttle is different?

Anyway, I went out for the interview and ate all the swear words.

To be honest, I still don’t know why I was cursed at.

If the thing above my neck wasn’t a hat rack, wouldn’t I naturally think of comparing myself to my colleagues?

Right now, just taking Real Madrid as an example, there are world class pass shuttles called Luka Savic and Luis Garcia.

But what if I go to the National University?

Only sighs come out

Annoyance welled up from deep within his chest.

During the final Asian qualifiers last June, I felt frustrated and nervous.

Naturally, my patience ran out.

Not only the World Cup, but also Yuna’s time to give birth had a significant impact.

Lately, too much stress has accumulated on me and I have become sensitive.

Is that why?

I couldn’t stand the provocation.

Colombian striker Radamel Cardona, who scored the first goal against Real Madrid, ran up to me excitedly and tore out his eyes.

“Puta! You are not the best! You’re just an Asian monkey with gouged out eyes!”

Before the referee, who had been running with a firm expression, ordered him to leave.

Cock-!

My finger pricked his eye.

“Aaaaagh-! My eyes!!!”

Ahh- It is the finger of God that opens the eyes of his narrow vision.

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[Something ugly happens. Radamel Cardona, who scored the opening goal, ran to Jesus Joo and did an unacceptable racist act. The Lord Jesus retaliated against him.]
└ That crazy bastard.
└ Wow… But it’s boring to poke your eyes without worrying ;;
└ To be honest, I laughed out loud in the scene where I got really angry but didn’t hesitate to poke my eyes out.
└ It’s funny to see the madrid players running like dogs from behind in excitement and then stopping after staring at them haha
└ Sergio Pepe’s expression is so funny haha

[The referee sends off Radamel Cardona and warns Joo Jesus. ]
└ ? Why is the eye cock a yellow card?
└ Mol? Ru… Do you think you took into account that you were racist?
└ Then, can Jesus-hyung appear in the next game?
└ Can come out if not disciplined by RFEF after the game.

[Coach Valverde replaces Joo Jesus in order to protect the player. I hope that the incident will not leave a big scar on Joo Jesus.]
└ ㅠㅠ Jesus hyung ㅠㅠ
└ Is that bastard really on social media?
└ ㅇㅇ Go and paste chili
└ Let’s not be racist. Because you’re going to be the same kid;
└ But doesn’t it burn more than I thought?
└ It seems like Jesus hyung retaliated right away haha
└ Without a change in expression, he naturally pokes his eyes haha

[Leo López, 19, will compete in place of Jesus Joo.]
└ I was taken aback by the sudden participation haha
└ It’s going to happen a lot in the future.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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