Chapter 93 – Church of Port Limpo vs Church of Frey
What do citizens usually think of the Port Limpo Church?
Some people think they are a scary group.
Compared to the Frey Church, the Port Limpo Church does its best to appease people and promote their religion.
However, if the behavior is done in moderation, they are excellent believers and will be praised, but if they go beyond the line of moderation, they become fanatics.
The Port Limpo Church was so fanatical about their god that anyone who walked just one step further would be called a fanatic.
“Oh, stop!!!”
“Let’s all go to the Frey Church and steal some food… No, let’s go get some offerings!”
“”That’s right!””
Crazy bitches.
The priests, whose eyes had already turned back from hunger, seemed to not even want to think about the future, so they all held up their weapons with solemn faces and began to slowly head towards the Church of Frey.
In terms of basic force, the Order of Frey, which has the Holy Knights, is stronger, but because of their hidden weapon, Saint Sioractea, who has enough power to turn the game around, they have lost their cowardice.
Meanwhile, Shio, who is currently in the worst straits of hers, had an expression on her face that said something was wrong with her and was regretting the situation as she organized it in her head.
“A big problem happened… A huge problem happened.”
Although she said that she was much stronger than ordinary priests, in the end, she did not have much strength because she participated in the warrior party as a buffer or healer.
“Look at that… Has a devil appeared?”
“By any chance, the devil’s army has appeared?”
“I’m a little scared…”
As expected, when the citizens saw the Port Limpo Church walking with a solemn expression, they wondered if something had happened, so they all came out with socks and watched what was going on.
“I’m so fucking embarrassed…”
“I think so too, Prince Emile.”
“I’m hungry.”
Except for Shio, the other party members followed behind them, bowing quietly without even raising their faces, probably because they were embarrassed by the Port Limpo Church.
The locations of the Frey Church and the Port Limpo Church are on opposite sides.
It was designed to face each other based in the center of the capital, so it was a distance that required some time to walk.
Naturally, while they were walking like that, many citizens saw the Port Limpo Church walking towards the Frey Church, and as if they realized that something funny or serious had happened, onlookers gathered and started following them.
“Eh, Emil~ What should I do? The situation has already become too big…”
“Listen… If you really think you’re going to get screwed, you run away without looking back. “Understand, right?”
“Yes!”
Emil, who was already a warrior, must have grown tired of the actions of these believers and was making a plan to just run away if something happened that they couldn’t handle.
The situation was already getting bigger, so the warrior party stopped thinking.
Eventually, as I continued walking, priests and buildings with symbols of light and love rather than water and salt began to appear, and more and more people were surprised to see the Port Limpo Church.
In the end, he ended up arriving at the Church of Frey.
“By any chance… What are you here for?”
As soon as the Port Limpo Church arrived, an old man from the Frey Church who appeared to be at least as old as the Pope appeared and attempted to contact them to resolve the matter verbally.
Then, a person who appeared to be a high-ranking member of the Port Limpo church came forward and started a conversation.
“Rice! Water! Food! Salt!”
“What does that mean…”
“Plunder! Love! As Aqua wishes! Charge!!!!”
Crazy bitches.
They were just beasts that had given up on humans.
The woman who appeared to be the Pope of the Church of Frey also stepped back as if she was surprised, and the members of the Port Limpo Church, who saw this, seemed to gain confidence and started attacking the Church of Frey with their staff.
“Everything goes according to Aqua’s wishes!!!”
“Aqua’s blessing!!”
“Aaaaah!!! What are you guys!”
“Give us food and water here!”
Are they priests or a band of thieves? People in blue priestly robes beat up people in gold priestly robes and enter the church and begin looting things.
Start with expensive items and take everything that looks expensive or is edible.
They were literally very selfish bitches who would sacrifice other denominations for their own survival.
Uh…? There was a fire there?
That’s okay, right? Are you okay? Isn’t this going to lead to big trouble?
“Aaaaah!! “Fire!”
“Quick~ Water! Bring water!”
“It’s fire!!!”
“It’s truly the best sight I’ve ever seen.”
Crazy.
This is truly a den of crazy bitches.
It felt like I had to run away from here, so I took a step backwards one by one and started sneaking back to escape little by little.
If we stay here, we might all get caught.
“It’s here! The Port Limpo Church is here!”
“Hmm?”
“Ugh! A paladin has appeared!”
A specialty found only in the Frey Church and not in the Port Limpo Church.
Frey Paladins.
Everyone enforces justice with strong physical strength and unwavering mental power, and is the spear and shield of the peace-loving church.
It was no problem to say that this case was already solved from the moment they appeared.
“Everyone runs away…!”
“The Port Limpo Church… Has it finally gone crazy?”
“Quickly bring the saint!”
“Yes!”
“To!? Eh!?”
These conscienceless church members were causing trouble, and as soon as the Holy Knights appeared, they must have sensed danger and protected themselves by using the unrelated Shio as a meat shield.
In fact, isn’t the position of saint not a chosen profession, but rather a position created solely to serve as a meat shield?
It seemed as if the church members were splitting into two sides like waves splitting, sending Shio out in the middle and engaging in a one-on-one battle.
“Screw it, saint!”
“The saint is pretty~!”
“Show me your power, Aqua!!!”
“Hey, over there!?”
Shio must have sensed that her situation was getting worse, so her face turned pale, and she could do nothing but stand still holding her staff.
The Holy Knights, as if they were dumbfounded by the Church of Port Limpo, dropped the branches they were holding in their mouths and just looked at the people with expressionless faces.
He didn’t let go of the sword, but fortunately he didn’t show any hostility.
“Well, actually, are we…? “I didn’t do it on purpose…”
“Ha, I don’t know what happened, but please calm down first and let everyone be arrested.”
“What!? We will never give in!”
One of the members of the Port Limpo Church refuses to be arrested and begins to run amok, as if he will not surrender.
It was ruined.
“Hey, just arrest him!”
“There is no way!!!! Ready for the final transcription!!!”
All members of the Port Limpo Church gathered their faith and made one large bead.
That bead was a symbol of destruction that seemed as if it would destroy everything, and they continued to fight against those who did not agree with their wishes…
“Hey, aren’t we members of the Port Limpo Church?”
“For now, please stay there for a moment as a witness.”
“Hey~ When is the food coming? “Are you still Paladins?”
“That’s right! “Shouldn’t we at least give them food!”
The special moves of the Port Limpo Church members, who were so confident, were not overwhelming, but were split in half and disappeared with a single slash from a woman that appeared to be the Holy Knight’s sword.
Naturally, the members of the Port Limpo Church who had not eaten any food did not have the strength to run away, so they were arrested and taken away by the Frey Holy Knights on the spot.
Theo, a saint of the Port Limpo Church, was also treated as an accomplice and was arrested.
Of course, even though we who were watching there were not part of the Port Limpo Church, we were arrested and detained together because we were witnesses.
“I’m a hero, so give me some food~ This is a holy sword?”
Ha~ Is there really nothing going right in the capital?
Grabbing my hungry stomach, I looked around and saw that most of the Port Limpo church members were asleep or eating.
Shio… She was spending time reading the book she bought earlier, and Aya and Erina were playing around by creating wind and blowing their hair at each other.
We need to find Rine quickly, but instead of finding her, she’s rotting in this prison…
‘I really want to have sex.’
***
“Mother? Why is her face like that…”
“Oh, it’s nothing… I just think there’s a problem at the church.”
“Problem?”
Something seemed to have happened to her mother, who was sipping bitter coffee in her office with a frown on her face, unlike usual.
“There is no particular problem, but I heard that the Port Limpo Church and the Frey Church fought again.”
“Well, the Port Limpo Church attacked first, right?”
“Of course.”
‘Why on earth do religious people fight all the time?’
I didn’t understand their actions, but I figured they had their reasons and decided to move on.
Konosuba 😎