Chapter 46 – The Porter of the Warrior Party
“There, there! Sir! Are you mad? Huh?”
“Fury… “It didn’t come out.”
“But I’m clenching my teeth… Kukkuk!”
I felt like I was going crazy because I wanted to slam my fist into the head of the kid who was laughing in front of me.
It’s so disgusting that he doesn’t do anything to other party members like Shio or Emil, but only does things that are particularly annoying to me, and quickly runs away when he looks like I’m going to punch him.
But since when have you been holding back your anger because of this guy?
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“Kyaha, sweet~ Look at this money bag.”
“Well, we got paid a lot of money because we caught the Minotaur and killed a lot of miscellaneous mobs.”
“First of all, shall we drink a lot and have fun tonight?”
After relieving all fatigue in the hot springs and returning via teleport, the first thing to do was stop by the guild to receive a reward for the punitive force.
It seemed like catching the Minotaur, which was treated as an elite monster, definitely helped, as I received a generous reward, making everyone’s mouths turn to their ears.
Everyone had a happy time as they had a drink as a snack and had a good night’s rest and had a drink again tonight.
Right! I don’t think it would be a bad idea to talk about porters now.
“But wouldn’t it be okay for us to hire porters now?”
“A porter?”
“As our lyrics and quests become more difficult, we often stay for longer periods of time, right? So, why not hire a supporter and porter to assist us?”
“Hmm…”
Emil was thinking seriously about what I said.
Emil also found it quite annoying to do chores or take care of monster materials, so it would be a very tempting offer for her.
Other party members’ reactions will probably be similar to Emil’s.
So I had to drive a wedge now.
-Boom!
She slammed the desk, drawing everyone’s attention to me, and spoke in a confident voice.
“Why don’t we just leave all the chores to the porter, and we can take care of the service and rest comfortably?”
“Oh, that’s a bit tempting.”
“I agree!”
“I would agree too.”
Emil, as the party leader, was thinking about her with some concern, but since all the party members agreed with her, she had no choice but to nod her head in agreement.
After Emil got her approval, hiring a porter for the party became a given, and I also felt joy at the thought of being free from cooking and cleaning.
But I didn’t know how much I would suffer because of the porter.
Emil relayed to the porters through her staff that she was hiring porters for the guild,
Several people spent several days being interviewed by the guild.
Normally, we would roughly search for regular parties, but thanks to the best title of the warrior party, the guild also helped by filtering out those who would be taken seriously.
And about two days later, we received a call from the guild saying that they were looking for a porter and that they would arrange a meeting for us.
Everyone went to the guild happily, talking about what it would look like.
“Then this is Miss Karen, and based on the results of the anti-demon test, we will guarantee her ability as a porter.”
“Banmara… Well, as long as I have the skills, I’m satisfied.”
Since he is the half-demon porter of the warrior party, it is truly a strange combination.
Depending on how you live, half-demon can be seen as either an ally or an enemy, so you can often see them being discriminated against, but I was of the opinion that it was okay as long as you had good skills, so I didn’t think much of it.
However, the child introduced as Karen had horns symbolizing a half-demon
It was sprouting.
“Then hello! “I’m Karen, who joined as a porter this time~”
“That… Hello?”
Karen was a very bright child, just like she looked.
Her hair was silver, tied into two pigtails, with no back hair, and her hair was in twin tails that did not go below her shoulders,
Her skin was tanned brown, as if showing off her healthy beauty.
Her face is also small and similar to Kidoshio, so it would be more accurate to say she is cute rather than beautiful.
All the party members who greeted Karen seemed to like it since they had no particular feelings about the half-demon.
“Then, can we sign a contract where we will provide the accommodation and pay the salary once a month?”
“Yes! Providing accommodation… “It’s so mouth-watering.”
“Welcome to our party. Karen.”
In this way, Karen officially became our porter and supporter.
On the first day, he earned our attention and favor by giving us various snacks such as pancakes and parfaits while we were resting at home.
As expected, I liked her quite a bit because she had excellent cooking and housework skills, as expected from the person I saved from the guild.
However, the incident in question occurred after Karen had adapted to our party.
They still do their best to do things like snacks and meals, but what can I say that’s obnoxious?
“Eh~ Knight! “Are you a virgin?”
“What is that!”
“No, I’m curious as to why you only train every day… Are you a virgin after all? Kukkukkuk.”
“That’s true.”
I didn’t mean to start a fight like this, but playing around was slowly building up my frustration.
Even when she asked Sio or Erina, Karen said she didn’t do that to them, and she probably only did it to me.
Why on earth are you playing pranks on me like that?
One day, I approached Karen directly and asked her.
“Why? Are you just playing pranks on the driver?”
“Yes. “I asked other colleagues, and they said they had never experienced anything like that.”
“Cook,! Of course, the driver is fun! Are you going to hit me?”
“Ugh… I won’t hit you.”
“Huh? “I put your head to it like this, are you really not going to hit me?”
I want to hit you.
In fact, I wanted to make it ring by sticking my honey chestnut into the top of the head, located at the center of the horns growing out between the gray hairs.
It seemed like if I put honey chestnuts on that fluffy looking head, the fatigue that had been going on for about 10 years would go away in an instant.
Karen must have seen her fists shaking spontaneously and suddenly lifted her head and turned around to run away.
“The girl is angry!!!”
“It’s like that until the end.”
I felt like I was getting used to Karen’s pranks like this every day, but by the time I got used to it, she always increased the intensity of her pranks and somehow irritated me.
“Eight!”
“Huh? “Let go of this!”
“The driver, your breasts are bigger than you can see.”
“Let go of this!”
Even though she was disguised as a magician, she quickly shook it off from me because if I kept touching it, I might soon notice the difference from her real breasts.
But is it natural to touch the breasts of someone of the same sex?
After I dropped Karen, I looked at her and saw that she was looking at me with a grin on her face.
“Eh~? Could it be that you felt it when the woman touched it?”
“Because I don’t like homosexuality.”
“Kukkuk… Well, I’ll say yes.”
“Don’t do this.”
After this incident, it was a time when I was concentrating on training alone and only caring about my sword.
At that time, I was so focused that I didn’t even notice if someone was coming up behind me.
Suddenly, he grabbed my breasts and buttocks from behind and hugged me back, and I was so startled that I lost my grip and almost got hurt.
“Discover weakness!”
“Huh!”
“As expected, our driver is poor♥”
Even though I was focusing on the sword, I couldn’t pay attention to Karen approaching, so I had no choice but to expose my back.
That’s why Karen probably decided that this was the perfect opportunity and stroked my butt and her breasts.
Since handling her sword is a very dangerous task, she glared at Karen a little to scold her, but Karen instead smiled and started playing with me more.
“You say you’re a good driver, but aren’t you embarrassed to let a porter like me ride behind you?”
“I’m trying to concentrate right now!”
“To? Really? Or are you just a pervert giving your back to everyone? Kukkuk! After all, a virgin can’t help it♥”
“Ugh…”
“Real crap♥”
I’m sure I have to endure it, but with the way he’s teasing me and his attitude of showing no apologies, I think my body goes out before I can think with my head.
The hand that was holding the sword was still as she put it back into the sheath, but then her hand became stronger, and she clenched her fist.
He moved his arm as if raising it from the bottom up, and drove his fist straight into the stomach of the cheeky kid who was caught off guard by laughing.
-Puck!
The moment her fist touched her stomach, Karen’s smiling face was crushed, her back was bent like a shrimp, and for a moment it seemed like she was floating in the air because of my fist.
As expected, gravity caused her to stop gliding for a moment and fall to the ground, letting out all her tears and snot as she clutched her stomach where she had been punched.
“Kek! No matter what… People…!”
“This is your fault.”
“Wow… It hurts so much…”
It wasn’t enough to contain all the anger I had been holding in until now, but seeing this reaction made me feel like all my angry feelings were draining away.
I guess I’ll spend it alone with Shio today for the first time in a while.
“Ugh… I will take revenge later.”
I left the collapsed Karen behind and slowly headed to her mansion.
Well, it’s my own fault that it ended up like that, so if I don’t want to get hit in the future, I won’t do such dangerous pranks.
While heading to her mansion, she heard Karen’s grumbling, but she just ignored it.
I’ll forget it all later anyway. What.
For reference, the stew I ate this evening had an unusual amount of pepper in it.
