Chapter 3 – Unicorn Holy Sword
After the saint’s confession incident, I returned to the inn where the warrior party was staying dressed as a woman.
When I returned, the saintess was crying and drinking her drink, and her hero Emil and her sister Aya were beside her, comforting her.
“Huh!! “I really, truly loved you!!!”
“You must have a hard time, saint.”
“Yes, Sio! Males are all over the world.”
‘You’re crying like that just because you got dumped?’
“Ah, Rine! “You came.”
“Yes. I went first because I had something to resolve regarding my family. “I’m sorry.”
“That’s okay… Now the saint…”
“Why is the saint like that?”
“I heard that I confessed to the person I fell in love with at first sight earlier and failed.”
‘She liked it so much when she first saw it in the bathroom earlier?’
I really don’t know why the saint is so obsessed with me. When you first saw it through a peek, you probably didn’t even imagine having a happy family, right?
“Saint, are you okay? “The world is large and there are many men, aren’t there?”
“Line. Black… Huh?”
“Why are you doing that?”
When she saw my face, her saintly face suddenly stiffened, and she began to stare intently at my face.
“Is there something on her face?”
“To.? “Do you have a younger brother?”
“Uhm… Her only sibling is her younger sister.”
The saint suddenly started asking me questions and I began to get lost in her thoughts. Did she find out something about me?
“Ah. I guess so. He looks similar to the person I confessed to earlier.”
“Is that so? “I look like a man…”
“Oh, that’s not it. It’s just because I have black hair like Line.”
“Well, there are not many people with black hair in the kingdom.”
In this way, the saintess’s confession came to an end as she went to her own room to sleep for tomorrow’s journey.
Looking at her saint’s reaction, it seems that she should never let the saint know that she dressed as a woman. She thought she would be in real trouble if she was caught, so she decided to act more carefully tomorrow and went to bed.
***
“Hero! “What about this request?”
“What kind of request is this by any chance?”
“This is a request to subdue goblins.”
Right now, I was looking through various quests in the guild to find one that I could do with the warrior.
“It’s about subduing goblins… I guess it’s okay.”
“Then please tell your other colleagues as well. “I will receive the order and come back.”
“I understand.”
The warrior was talking to the rest of his colleagues about today’s request, and I headed to the counter with the request.
“Ah, knight! “You’re working hard today too.”
“No. “I’m just trying to make money.”
The person I am talking to now is a female receptionist in charge of various requests and miscellaneous tasks at the guild.
Adventurers always go to the male receptionist, but for the female receptionist, sitting at her counter and just being quiet is her daily routine.
“Then I will report that I have received this quest. Then, I hope you return safely today.”
“Then good luck!”
After receiving the quest like this, I was slowly returning to the party when I heard the sound of teasing next to me.
“Hey… You come to work… Huh?”
“Please let go of this.”
“How much will you pay me?”
“Let go of this.”
“What about men? All you have to do is spread your legs and be fucked by a woman.”
A hideous female adventurer was sexually harassing a male member of her guild and hit her with his butt. When I stepped forward and put her hand on the handle of her sword, the guild knight who was waiting for her took the first step. Subdued
Quaaaaang! Uda-tang.!
The female adventurer who was suppressed at once tried to escape, but she was unable to overcome the guild knight’s strength and was kicked out of the guild.
“Is it really a guild knight? “You’re really quick at getting things done.”
“Um… What is a guild knight?”
A little girl next to me tapped my armor and asked me to explain what a guild knight was.
“To put it simply, skilled adventurers who sign up with a guild as contract workers are called guild knights.”
“Then what do you do?”
“Most of the work involves protecting the guild. “I know that they sometimes do the work of clearing out criminals.”
“Thank you!!”
Most guild knights have one skill, so you should never cheat on them. I also had a formal sparring with one of the guild knights in the past, and my skills were such that even I could be knocked out in one go if I let my guard down.
When I thought about the guild knight who was so close to me at that time, I got goosebumps. I just need to get back to the party quickly.
When we returned to the party, everyone looked healthy, including the saintess Shio, who was suffering from a hangover, Aya, the beast eating meat next to her, and Erina, the elf who was making cool moves again today.
“Saint, are you okay with your hangover?”
“Wait a minute… Ugh… If I heal with divine power, it will be quick…”
‘No, please don’t use your divine power to relieve a hangover.’
Soon, the saint’s body began to glow blue and returned to normal condition. It is said that divine power is good at healing, but it is also surprising that it can even cure hangovers.
“So, have you all heard the details of the quest?”
“Yes. “I’m glad it’s a goblin subjugation quest.”
“Well, it must be a lot more convenient because there are no males.”
‘Are you comfortable without a man? ‘Why?’
Until I became a knight, I didn’t mainly deal with monsters, but rather fought person-to-person, so compared to my other colleagues, I had a distinct lack of information about monsters.
“What do you mean, I’m glad I don’t have a man?”
“I guess you don’t know. To explain, goblins are not born with a male body, so they are desperate to obtain seeds of other races. So, if there are male party members, they will go crazy targeting only the men and the formation will easily break down.”
‘It’s ruined. This isn’t going to target me first, whether I’m in the front line or the back line.’
“Ha. Ha. I’m glad there are no men in our party.”
“Line looks like a male, so they might be targeting him!! Ha! Haha!”
‘They’re really going to target me first.’
Erina, who was quietly thinking, spoke first about how to create her formation.
“Then how about Lord Linen and Lord Emil take charge of the front line and Lord Shio stand right behind them?”
“That’s not bad either.”
‘No, if things go like this, even if Emil and I are in front, I think they’ll only target me.’
Even if the two of us stand in the vanguard, the goblins will rush at me like crazy, which could arouse suspicion.
“Mr. Erina? “Maybe it’s a cave, so can I take the lead?”
“Why are you doing that?”
“I thought that if the two of us were to stand in the vanguard, we might collide and something unfortunate would happen.”
“Well, the knight and I are holding long swords, so it’s worth it.”
“Then, if I stand in the vanguard and there is anything I miss, Emil will take care of it.”
“I understand.”
‘Thank goodness. Then no one will suspect anything because I take the lead.’
We decided on our respective positions and moved there following the location written on the quest.
“Linegong!”
“Why are you doing that?”
“I didn’t ask Linegong, but is she by any chance a virgin?”
“Yes, yes!? What is that…”
“Haha! Don’t panic, Jim asked all the other party members. Now only Linegong has to answer.”
“That’s right! Please tell me whether the driver is also a virgin.”
‘Why are these crazy bitches suddenly becoming virgins?’
“Before I say anything, are the others also virgins?”
“Of course!! It’s been a long time since Saint Theo Lacthea offered her body to God!”
‘Did that bitch ask you to go out drinking yesterday to seduce a guy?’
After the saintess proudly declared that she was a virgin, Emil, Aya, and Erina also responded.
“I’m a virgin too. I was trying to get rid of my virginity, but the Holy Sword stopped me, saying it won’t work unless it’s a pure virgin…”
Emil said with her face blushing. As far as I know, Emil heard that she can talk to the holy sword, so she thinks the holy sword is a unicorn.
“Of course I am the female of females! “She’s still a virgin… There aren’t many strong males out there…”
Naturally, Aya, who prefers strong males, also seems to be a virgin. It can be said that there are very few strong men in this world.
In my case, even though my strength was weaker than that of women, I was able to do it because I pushed with technique and speed. In most cases, ordinary men cannot even use magical power.
“Finally, it’s me! “I’ve lived 120 years, am I still a virgin?”
“Isn’t it possible?”
“I’m a virgin!!”
She said with tears in her eyes.
“Elf men have little sexual desire and are not interested in women…”
Those tears were tears of sadness that all of his efforts up until then had been in vain.
As expected, this party seems to have no normality.
“So! Is Linegong a virgin?”
“What am I… I’ve never done it before…” .”
When I answered that, her holy sword that Emil had started to shine a little, and she said as Emil nodded her head.
“I just saw that the Holy Sword likes her, so I guess she’s a virgin. But did he like her virginity too?”
‘I think that crazy unicorn holy sword likes me because I’m a virgin. Wait… Then, if that Holy Sword speaks, won’t it reveal that I’m a man?’
I felt like I had encountered the most dangerous enemy. In fact, that sword may be a black sword.
