Chapter 44 – Hobgoblins #5
“Forward oh oh! Go!”
ㅡRemember!
“One! Two! One! Two!”
“Keruk! Keck! Keruk! Keck!”
The goblins who perform ritual movement under my command.
ㅡChuck, chuck, chuck.
Of course, it was a fucking mess and a fucking mess.
Unable to understand that it was a ceremony, the left foot was moving with the left hand, and the other goblins either fell or jumped. It was not uncommon for his feet to get twisted, and there were many cases where he stopped, not knowing which foot to start with, and collided with the kid behind him.
“Keruk! Keck! Keruk! Keck!”
In the meantime, I only put commands well, so I won.
“Whoa. Stop.”
“Keruk.”
Give the stop order again.
For about an hour, I diligently educated them on the ceremony, but I couldn’t figure it out, probably because they were goblins.
Food is really important.
When I was in the real army, I thought that my dog kicking was just fucking slow and tiring, and I thought it was a garbage walk without a dog, but honestly, it was true.
What would the Korean military have to do in actual combat? After a war, it’s a ritual, a nabal, and a fight with a gun.
The rites of the modern army are nothing more than education to instill military discipline. It’s useless in real combat, but there’s no way it’ll be fun, and there’s no way you’ll find meaning.
But not here.
“Jinhyung.”
In order to form a formation and fight in a dungeon, consistent and accurate movements are essential. Because the phalanx itself is a tactic to maintain that formation.
What if the formation is broken?
Moral bread will come out as it is.
It’s a fight that takes advantage of the formation, but if it collapses, it’s just a fight. But what about a fight? Look at the weight class difference between hobgoblins and goblins. You can never win in a fight. That’s why you need a tactic.
In this world, ceremonies are not a joke, they are footsteps for practice.
“Keruk! Keruk Keruk!”
The platoon leader, Buri, swings his arms around to align his boys. Still, you’re good at aligning just standing still.
“Yeah well. How can you do well in one day?”
What do you think?
It was like that when I was in training camp.
I trained so hard that there were even people who walked strangely until the completion ceremony. I don’t know if he did it on purpose, but there were many friends who couldn’t control their bodies well.
Even going out to receive a certificate, my right foot and right hand came out together… Humans are like that, but how can a goblin be any different?
Was it originally 5 days of ritual training? 3 days? Didn’t you just do that? I can’t remember, but I think it was a while. Anyway, humans are at that level, but goblins need more training.
“Well, then! I’ll show you how the demon king ceremonies once again! Like this. Left foot!”
ㅡRemember!
Step your left foot first. Here the right hand is stationary. Because it is the hand holding the spear or shield.
“And the right foot!”
ㅡRemember!
Stepping your right foot again, raise your left hand, like that.
“Left foot! Left foot! Left foot! One! Two! One! Two!”
He showed a demonstration of the ceremony with all his heart and soul. Looking at the beak, I think this bastard understands roughly, but seeing that he is imitating, he stutters badly. He seemed to be out of control of his body.
“Char! Sha! Char!”
While doing so, Sharan followed me and imitated the ceremony.
“Oh my gosh.”
“Char!”
She is holding a ceremony with her long, beautiful legs stretched out with a happy-looking face. Right now, I’m only wearing erotic leaf panties, so the hip line just killed me… This is true.
Seeing such a beautiful body every day, it was hard to put up with it.
Put something like a beret on Sharan, a slender and tall beauty who is wearing only underwear like that. If you do food training.
Just looking at it is a dream come true.
ㅡWow!
Just shake her head and get her thoughts out! Sharan’s existence itself is too stimulating!
“Yes! Sharan is good! One! Two! One! Two!”
“Char! Sha! Char! Sha!”
Anyway, this is how Sharan’s rituals are right.
“Gyusassat!”
“Kreurreuk!”
As I was doing that, the gang of Lim Soong and Kyu-il also came here and started imitating me. Of course, it wasn’t even the same. Lim Sung-i walked sideways like a fucking crab, and Gyu-il tried to walk on all fours.
There really is no such thing as a messy zoo.
“Hey, hey. It’s crazy, so stop it dude. That’s Imsungah.”
“Knock off?”
“Don’t play around and go get some fruit. Take Gyu-il and his gang. Gyu-il-ah! Go with Lim Soong and get some fruit!”
“Gyusat!”
Immediately, the guys formed a group and went forward.
Hehe, cute babies.”
It’s a little risky to send them alone, but it’s okay.
Why Isn’t there such a thing as an area? After we occupied this place, there were no predators around here, probably because the concept of `region’ was established because we wandered around so much.
In other words, the area around this dungeon is our Nawabari. So, you can do as many errands as you can to collect fruits.
“Then let’s start the ritual training again. Everyone to the position!”
“Keruk!”
“From now on, we will move to the ceremony. From now on! One! Two! One! Two!”
“Keruk! Keck! Keruk! Keck!”
“Hmm.”
It looks better than before, but these bastards really can’t keep their hands off it.
The shield soldiers in the front line moved while shaking their shields.
“Hey, hey. I can’t do it. Stop for today. Let’s just start with combat training.”
“Keruk?”
“All in position. Shield soldiers, raise your shields.”
At my words, the shield soldiers raised their shields a little to cover their bodies. These bastards don’t know how to use a shield yet. Then you have to let me know
ㅡTuduk.
I grabbed a branch from a nearby tree and broke it into pieces that were easy to throw.
“Char?”
“Uh. Sharan. Why?”
“Shaa shaa.”
At that time, Sharan grabbed a branch and said—-Tduk. He broke it himself. Guy! You want to be of my help!
Hehe, Sharan is really pretty.”
“Char.”
He raises his head to beg for praise. He just stroked his hair. If you keep going like this, you might be able to touch your breasts naturally.
Anyway.
“Come on, shield soldiers! I’m going to throw this from now on, so block it with your shield!”
“Keruk?”
“Then begin!”
ㅡPay!
Let’s throw a wooden block right away.
ㅡGet it!
“Keek?!”
Hit Sahogi’s forehead! He screamed and grabbed his forehead.
“Hey, sir! Dude! Block it with a shield! Block it!”
“Keeck!”
“Restart!”
So I continued to throw the wood block.
ㅡGet it!
ㅡGet it!
ㅡGet it!
“Keeck!”
“Kek!”
“Keruk!”
No, these bastards really can’t use shields! Even if you knew the concept of a shield for the first time, you would never know how to use it!
“If you don’t know, you should be right, damn it! Hey! Keep going!”
I threw branches like that for a long time.
“Ke, Kereuk!”
Is it because of the shock therapy?
ㅡ Pleasant!
I finally blocked the attack with my shield!
“Yoshi! Well done! You guys are the animals of adaptation!”
As I kept getting hit on the head, I started to block the wooden blocks with my shield, as if I had gotten used to it.
Hehe, yes. As expected, it is effective when it is hit, right?”
I didn’t want to get hit by everyone, so I realized how to use what I was holding. Goblins are the ones who used to live in the wild. In the end, you have to experience it with your body to realize it.
I threw a few more sticks of wood.
—-Bah!
They deftly lifted their shields and blocked them all.
“Nice job! These bastards are talented!”
“K-Keruk…?”
He ran right over and stroked my hair and complimented me. My goblins were sponges who grew up on praise.
“Kerukkereuk!”
Look I like it right away. Buril’s gaze in the back was strange, but first of all, it was a compliment.
“Okay then! Now the real training begins!”
I came with a long branch right away. A rod that can be used as a substitute for a window.
“I’m going to stab you with this now, so try to block it.”
“Keruk?”
“Haap!”
ㅡ beans!
Right away, I threw a stick at the guys’ shield formation.
“K-Keruk?!”
The visibly flustered goblins then rubbed their shoulders and teased each other with their shields. Good night. It is instinctively known. That the formation must be maintained.
“Eight!”
Keep firing at those guys!
ㅡ beans!
ㅡ beans!
ㅡ beans!
“Keruk!”
Shield soldiers who block very well! Wow! It was really fucking fun because the kids follow the drill well! This is so much fun!
Hahahahahaha!”
I’m having so much fun hitting the bar.
“Ke, kerrureuk!”
“Well?”
Suddenly, a contemplative buril jumped out and knelt down in front of me, rubbing his hands like flies and begging for something.
“Kerruk! Kerruk! Kerrruk!”
“What, what? What are you doing now?
“Kerrureung!”
The beggar who begs with a contemplative face… What the hell is it?
“Ah?”
No way?
Do you really think I’m beating kids up so badly? For some reason, I was so upset that I thought I was beating the shield soldiers so much? Is that why you came to borrow it?
No!
“Hey man!
I just gave an explanation.
“Keruk…?”
I didn’t notice this bastard!
“Ah dude! It’s practice, practice! Combat training! Did you think that your fucking older brother was in a bad mood and that all the kids were a piece of shit! Eh! There’s no way I could be that way!”
“Carolung?”
Ana! I hope you understand this! I didn’t want to cause a strange misunderstanding to my henchman Buril!
“Hey dude! No! No!”
“Ke, Kerruk!”
“Kerrureuk!”
While doing so, the shield soldiers put down their shields and ran to me and started begging me to fuck.
“Sha, char. Shaa shaa.”
Even Sharan was stroking my shoulder with her worried face.
“Oh! Guys, I’m not angry!”
How can I clear up this misunderstanding!
* *
In that way the days of training passed.
As time passed, Sharan made more wooden equipment, and I made all the goblins I took prisoner into mine.
That completes a squad of goblin phalanxes armed with spears and shields.
Number.
Eight.
This would be enough to be called a squad.
“Okay. Now let’s stop increasing the troops for the time being… Let’s see. Organize work. Training. Hunting. Then, when it gets dark, I’ll do individual training.”
I need to study black magic as well.
I also have to train myself personally.
When I opened the book, I found that there were several things like shooting fire with my hands like Imsungi and raising the undead.
“Magic extraction?”
It should be used more. Since food is not enough right now, I haven’t changed the corpse into magic crystals yet.
Anyway.
“Sharan, let’s go on a morning scout.”
“Char.”
Now that I’m up, I have to go on a morning patrol with Sharan according to my routine. Bonnie Sharan really liked walking leisurely through the forest.
Then we should do it together.
In addition, management of Nawabari should be done thoroughly.
“Shaa shaa.”
As we are walking, Sharan crosses his arms to me.
“This is a perfect date.”
“Char.”
Just like this… Take Sharan to a quiet place. The two of us want to play a little more comfortably.
“Char?”
But Sharan’s expression was so innocent…! She is showing off her extreme cuteness and innocence to the subject who is wearing such a lewd body! It felt like something bad had happened to such a Sharan… Anyway, while she was thinking about that, it was when she and Sharan were taking a reconnaissance morning walk.
ㅡPay.
My ears twitched at the moment… What is it? Are your ears twitching? It’s a bit of a strange sensation, so I concentrated on it a bit. A sound was heard.
“…Larak.”
“…Rock.”
Faint sound.
ㅡPay!
Momentary judgment.
Let’s crawl right away and move towards the epicenter of the sound.
“Grack.”
“Grack.”
I found the Hobgoblin.
Two of them too.
Guys with sacks.
…A scout?
Is this a bit close to my house?
