Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 86

Chapter 86 – Episode 86 – Nickname

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The next morning.

I woke up from bed with a vigorous start.

Opening the window, I breathed in the outside air and felt how beautiful this world was.

Mother, Father, back in my hometown. Your unfilial son, Rent, has had relations with four women.

I absolutely intend to make it big and take responsibility, so please don’t worry.

…Somehow, I feel like Mother would smack me on the back.

Let’s start the day by calming my morning wood with a high-speed handjob.

Recently, the people in the Flodan… mainly Tina, Noah, Elsie, Ms. Miranda, Ms. Leni, and as an exception, Sollicin, were my main targets for handjobs.

I need to start including other characters so I don’t get bored.

Right, this morning, let’s go with Aunt Telisha, who lives next door in my hometown.

Changing my preferences is not for me, but for the village chief.

Aunt Telisha, whose relationship with her husband is smooth, but who always feels dissatisfied with sex and always lacks pleasure.

Her secret hobby is having an affair with the village chief.

In the setting, the village chief, who sent his wife to the afterlife early and is rumored to have a huge member among the villagers.

Aunt Telisha, who, due to her frustration and curiosity, succumbed and secretly seduced the village chief, leading to a relationship.

While her husband is out working, Aunt Telisha visits the village chief’s house and bangs away until the precarious moment her husband returns.

Aunt Telisha, who welcomes her husband home in the evening with the village chief’s semen still in her uterus.

Her heart may be with her husband, but her body has already become the village chief’s personal sex toy!

Tatatatatatak!

Pshooooooosh!

I shot my load with a super-fast handjob, caught it with a tissue, and immediately threw it in the trash.

It was nice to have a fantasy involving the people of my hometown after a long time.

The village chief isn’t rumored to have a huge member, and his wife is alive and well, but fantasies always have fictional settings.

Is it because I was with a real widow, Ms. Miranda, yesterday?

Today’s fantasy was somehow more exciting.

I put my pants back on and cheerfully left my room.

As I went down the stairs, Tina was wagging her tail and cleaning as usual.

“Good morning, Tina.”

“Ah, Mr. Rent♡ Good morning♡”

Tina turned to me and smiled brightly.

“Oh, Rent, you’re up? Good morning.”

Ms. Miranda, who was at the counter instead of the kitchen, also greeted me.

“Good morning, Ms. Miranda. Um… are you and Tina okay?”

“Hehe, it’s okay because Rent is thinking of us. Thank you for worrying.”

“I’m glad to hear that.”

“Is the menu the usual?”

“Yes, please make three servings.”

“Understood.”

“Mr. Rent, please sit here!”

“Okay, thank you, Tina.”

I sat down at the seat Tina guided me to and waited for Elsie and Noah.

“Rent~ Good morning!”

“Good morning, Rent.”

Elsie and Noah came down the stairs and approached the seat where I was sitting.

“Good morning, Elsie, Noah.”

Elsie and Noah sat down and waited for the food together.

While waiting, Noah said with a big smile.

“Hey, hey, listen, Rent! Yesterday, Elsie~”

“No, Noah! I told you not to talk about that!”

“Eeeh~ But Rent would like to hear it too, wouldn’t he?”

“B-But still, no!”

Elsie hurriedly stopped Noah from saying something.

What happened between them last night?

“M-More than that… R-Rent.”

“Yes, Elsie.”

“Y-Yesterday… well… Tina too…”

Elsie fidgeted with her index finger and glanced back and forth between me and Tina.

She’s definitely asking if I spent my first night with Tina yesterday.

I nodded and said, “Ah… yes.”

“Ugh…”

Elsie lowered her head slightly with a complicated expression.

Noah patted Elsie’s back from the side.

“You already knew, Elsie? It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s not like Rent doesn’t love us, right?”

“Yes… I know that Rent would love me, Noah, and Tina… all of us.”

…Actually, I did it with Ms. Miranda too.

I couldn’t say that right now.

Somehow, I felt like Elsie would be too shocked if I said it.

“Your meals are ready~.”

Just then, Tina brought the food.

“……”

Elsie and Noah were staring intently at the food she brought.

Especially at the plate placed in front of me.

Unlike Elsie and Noah’s, my plate was three times bigger, and the food on it was also three times as much.

“That’s a lot…”

“Rent, did you order a double portion?”

“Ah, no. I just ordered the usual?”

I glanced at the kitchen, and Ms. Miranda smiled and waved at me.

Is this a reward for satisfying her frustration yesterday?

“Tina~ what’s this?”

“It’s a special menu just for Mr. Rent. It was made new today.”

“A special menu just for Rent…”

“Did Tina make it?”

“No, Mom made it. She said Mr. Rent needs to use a lot of strength in the future, so he needs to replenish his energy…”

I wonder who and where she means I need to use my strength?

Is it just my imagination that I feel like I’ll be using a lot of strength to satisfy Ms. Miranda’s still frustrated desires, not just Elsie, Noah, and Tina?

The moment they heard Tina’s words, Elsie and Noah’s expressions hardened.

Ah, did they find out that I did it with Ms. Miranda?

“T-Tina… maybe… does Ms. Miranda know? That you did it with Rent…”

“…Yes.”

“T-Then… that Rent did it with me and Noah too…”

“I knew.”

Elsie and Noah were sweating profusely.

“U-Ummm… M-Ms. Miranda… is very generous…”

“Y-You’re really right…”

Elsie and Noah seem to think that Ms. Miranda has a generous heart, knowing about my relationship with Elsie, Noah, and Tina, and still giving me more food.

Elsie and Noah think that I spent my first night with Tina yesterday.

But it would be hard to think that Ms. Miranda suddenly gave me this meal because she did it with me too.

Even if they think about it, it’s more natural to think that she’s giving me so much food to help me replenish my energy, considering that I’m having relationships with two other women besides Tina.

…Let’s put this issue aside for now.

The timing is important when revealing the truth.

When we were almost done with our meal, Noah said,

“Hey, Rent. Can we take a break from going to the dungeon today?”

Noah said that we should take a break today.

I wasn’t surprised by that.

Today marks a week since I met Elsie and Noah.

It felt really intense and long, but it’s only been a week.

And during that time, we went to the dungeon every day except for the day Noah rested due to muscle pain.

It’s not that strange to take a break for a day or two a week.

“Sure. Even adventurers can’t just keep going to the dungeon. What about you, Elsie?”

“I’m okay too. But Noah, why did you want to take a break today?”

“Ah… well, I just thought I wanted to rest for a day… and I also wanted to visit the orphanage.”

“Orphanage?”

“Yeah, I have some money now… so I want to visit the orphanage and give the kids… and the headmaster some gifts.”

Come to think of it, Noah said she was from an orphanage.

Noah has been promoted and is stronger than when I first met her, and she now has more than 5 gold in her possession.

She must want to repay the orphanage that raised her.

“Then… I also want to be at the temple today. At the temple… I want to help the other priests after a long time.”

Elsie, hearing Noah’s words, said she would spend time at the temple where she grew up.

Both Elsie and Noah seem to want to go to the places where they grew up today.

“What are you going to do, Rent?”

“I’m…”

I thought about visiting my hometown for a moment, but it’s a three-day carriage ride away.

Even if I ran, it would take more than a day.

And it doesn’t seem right to just stay at the Fox’s Rest either.

Then there’s only one option I can choose.

“I’ll go to the dungeon first.”

And then experience the brothel!

The brothel I’ve always wanted to go to since coming to Flodan!

The brothel I would have gone to as soon as I made money if it had been according to plan!

The street of the night where there are specialists who squeeze out semen!

I love Elsie, Noah, and Tina.

Ms. Miranda… I don’t know her well yet, but I’ll still take responsibility!

But still…! Going to a brothel… especially a fantasy brothel, has been my long-time dream!

Especially, I want to do it with an elf girl!

If it’s a succubus, I want to do it even more!

“What~ we’re resting, but Rent is going to the dungeon alone?”

“My hometown is far from here. Besides, I’m not going to go to the next floor alone. I want to do that with the three of you.”

“Then why are you going to the dungeon, Rent?”

Actually, there’s another reason why I’m going to the dungeon before going to the brothel.

“There’s something I want to test out.”

“Something you want to test out?”

“What is it, Rent?”

“Transportation.”

Elsie and Noah tilted their heads at the same time.

“Transportation?”

“Yeah. Elsie and Noah, you know what my nickname is, right?”

“Muscle Carriage?”

“Yeah. Today, I want to try to live up to that nickname for real.”

“How do you mean?”

“Yesterday, I received a carrier from Mr. Kelban that makes it easy to move people. I think I can use that.”

“It’s certainly good because it doesn’t hurt your butt, but… I still prefer Rent holding me directly.”

“…M-Me too.”

When moving the two of them, I’ll continue to carry them in my arms.

No matter how convenient it becomes, I can’t miss the opportunity to smell their fragrant scent and touch Elsie and Noah’s soft bodies, which stimulate my dick.

“Thank you. So, I’m going to test out moving people using that carrier from the first floor to the second floor, and then from the second floor to the third floor.”

As far as I’ve seen, most of the adventurers on the lower floors are in parties of two.

I haven’t seen many parties with more than that.

It might be because it’s still the lower floors, and there’s the issue of money distribution.

That’s why the carrier, which can carry up to four people, is enough.

“I see. It’s true that passing through the dungeon in a short time could be something people are looking for.”

“It’s something only Rent, who is strong and can move quickly, can do.”

“But Rent, if you’re going to continue transporting people in the future, it’s better to only do it up to the third floor.
It’s not just because we’ve only reached the third floor.
The Kobolds are at a level where you can catch them with a bit of effort if you can catch Goblins, but I heard that the Orcs that appear on the fourth floor are much stronger than Goblins. If you transport adventurers to the next floor right away when they’re not skilled enough, it’ll be dangerous.”

Noah gave me advice for my sake.

I had a vague idea about that too, so I was planning to stop at taking them to the third floor.

Sending adventurers who aren’t skilled enough to the next floor is similar to what newbie killers do.

“Okay, I understand. Thank you, Noah. Oh, by the way. Elsie and Noah, you’re going to stop by the Adventurer’s Guild before going to the temple or the orphanage, right?”

“Of course! Hehe, I have to show off the recognition plate that I’ve become a D-rank to the kids at the orphanage!”

“I also… want to let Priestess Misha know that I’ve become capable of doing my part as an adventurer…”

“Then let’s go to the Adventurer’s Guild together first, and then we can each go about our business.”

“I agree~.”

“Yes.”

With today’s plan decided, we went to our respective rooms to prepare, and then received lunch boxes from Tina.

“This is a special lunch box just for Mr. Rent♡”

And my lunch box was unusually large as well.

Ms. Miranda was smiling at the counter, waving her hand and tail.

As I put the lunch box in my inventory, I vowed to satisfy her enough to see heaven when I deal with her next time.

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The moment I stepped into the Adventurer’s Guild.

Many adventurers’ gazes turned towards me.

“Hey, that’s him. That’s the one who…”

“Right. The one who completely destroyed the floor of the dungeon…”

“Wasn’t he the newbie who was called the Muscle Carriage?”

“He’s a C-rank adventurer now.”

“I saw that guy yesterday. He was walking around on the third floor, showing off with two girls hanging on his arms…”

“I saw him carrying people with a carrier at an incredible speed on the second floor.”

As expected, many adventurers saw me yesterday, and the rumors have spread a lot.

And I’ve seen the adventurer who said he saw me showing off.

He was an adventurer I had marked to appear in my rape fantasy.

Please wait, I’ll make him appear soon.

As I was walking towards Ms. Leni, ignoring the murmurs of the people, I heard a word that made me stop in my tracks.

“That person is the one who destroys the dungeon… the Muscle Carriage… no, the Dungeon Crasher…”

Dungeon Crasher?

It seems like I’ve gotten an even more cringeworthy nickname than Muscle Carriage.