Chapter 87 – Nickname
“Heung~♪”
Noah is looking at me with a very playful smile.
It’s the smile she often makes when teasing Elsie.
Noah lightly punched my arm and said,
“Euryat! Dungeon Crash!”
She said “Euryat,” but she didn’t say any strange skill name after that.
I wanted to touch her tail in return, but I held back because there were many people watching.
“Noah, don’t.”
“Hehehe~ You got a second nickname, Rent.”
“A-Are you okay, Rent?”
Elsie was worried about me.
She must have been worried that I might be embarrassed or dislike it, since she was embarrassed by the nickname “Conscience Saintess.”
“It’s okay, Elsie. It’s a little cringey, though.”
“Why~? I think it’s pretty cool. Crash! Crash!”
Thump thump
“I never said that, Noah.”
“Hehe, I just made it up. How about I say this when I punch you from now on? Won’t the nickname stick better?”
“It’s a bit… weird for it to stick like that.”
“I thought it would be fun…”
If she wants me to say “Crash Crash” that badly, I could pull her tail and say “Crash” every time I thrust into her womb.
Crashing Noah’s reason towards climax.
I could use it as a signal to start beast sex.
“Let’s go get our identification tags quickly.”
“Ah, that’s right!”
We walked to the reception desk where Leny was.
“Hello, Leny.”
“Hello, Rent, Elsie, and Noah.”
Noah raised her hand and smiled brightly, saying,
“Leny! Give us our identification tags, identification tags!”
“Yes, I understand. Elsie and Noah’s identification tags are ready.”
Leny took out the identification tags from the drawer and handed them to Elsie and Noah.
“Here you go, Elsie, Noah.”
“Wow!”
“Yay!”
Elsie and Noah were excited as they received their identification tags.
“I’m a real adventurer now!”
“Hehehe! I have to go brag to the headmistress quickly!”
“Then let’s meet again in the evening.”
“Yes, Rent!”
“Okay! See you in the evening!”
Elsie and Noah left the Adventurer’s Guild with bright smiles.
They must want to brag to Ms. Misha, the headmistress of the orphanage, that they became D-rank as soon as possible.
…Should I write a letter saying I became C-rank when I send the money?
No, more than that, I earned more than 500 gold.
I plan to send 100 gold of this to my hometown.
100 gold is a huge sum in our hometown.
In the first place, 100 gold is enough for more than 10 years in our humble village, unless it’s gambled away.
Rather, it would be troublesome to take gold because there’s no place to use it, so it would be better to go to an exchange and change it to silver.
Since it’s a large sum, I think it would be better to go and deliver it myself.
Fortunately, I have an inventory, so I can carry enough even if I change 100 gold to silver.
It wouldn’t be bad to take a day off and visit my hometown soon.
…A large sum.
Our humble village.
The villagers who are blinded by money.
But since they can’t beat me with strength, the women use their bodies to get money from me through sexual favors.
The always-frustrated (setting) neighbor lady, the bakery lady whose business is a bit unstable (setting), and even my slightly tomboyish (fact) childhood friend who called me a muscle pig.
Their eyes change to gold symbols and they seduce me!
But my hip movements soon change the gold symbols to hearts, and they beg me to have sex with them, regardless of the money, in a reversal!
I think I came up with a pretty good idea.
Anyway, let’s consult with Leny about whether a muscle cart can be operated.
“Leny.”
“Yes, Rent. Are you planning to go to the dungeon alone today?”
She must have thought I would go to the dungeon alone since Elsie and Noah went outside.
“Ah, I am going to the dungeon, but I have something I want to consult about.”
“What is it? Ah, perhaps… if it’s about stopping the spread of your nickname, we can’t do anything about it either…”
“No, it’s not that…”
It seems that there are quite a few people who come to the reception desk to try to stop their nicknames, like me.
I explained to Leny about the muscle cart I was planning to operate.
A transport service that carries people quickly from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor and from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor.
After listening to me, Leny thought for a moment and said,
“It’s not impossible. But have you thought about pricing?”
“I’m thinking 10 silver from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor, and 5 silver from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor.”
“Why? Why is it 5 silver from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor?”
“Because slimes are weak.”
The size of the space on the 1st and 2nd floors, or all floors, will be similar.
So, the price is determined by the level of danger of the monsters.
If novice adventurers collect magic stones well with the quests given by the guild, they can earn 5 silver per person per day with just goblins.
Considering the time saved to move to the next floor and in case of an emergency, they will have enough to pay 10 silver.
“…I understand. Then I will set the price like that and write a guide to post on the bulletin board.”
Leny quickly took out parchment from the drawer, wrote the contents at a fast speed, stamped it, and then took out a thumbtack from the drawer and handed it to me.
“Please post this on the quest board and wait.”
“Thank you, Leny.”
“No problem. This is also part of our job. Ah, Rent.”
“Yes, Leny.”
“You’re not wearing the Ragefang’s leather today.”
“Ah.”
Come to think of it, I didn’t take it out of the inventory when I was getting ready.
“Will more people gather if I wear it?”
Leny shook her head.
“No. I think more people will want to request your service if you stay as you are now. This is just my personal opinion, but I think some adventurers might be scared to approach you if you wear the Ragefang’s leather.”
That made sense.
It would be cool to wear it, but it would be difficult for novice adventurers to approach someone wearing the leather of a unique monster like Ragefang.
It would be better to go in a direction that doesn’t give off a scary impression as much as possible to gather more people.
“Thank you for the advice, Leny.”
“You’re welcome. Rent, please do your best today too.”
“Yes.”
I turned around and walked to the quest board.
As I approached, the adventurers who were looking at the quests on the quest board made way for me.
It was like the miracle of Moses.
It was awkward to just stand there, so I walked over, put the parchment on the quest board, and hammered in the thumbtack.
Then, I turned around again and sat in one of the empty seats in the Adventurer’s Guild.
Now, all I have to do is wait for people to come and use the muscle cart.
If no one comes, I’ll go to a brothel.
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I waited for an hour.
No one came.
What’s the problem?
No, actually, I know the problem well.
While waiting quietly for an hour, there were people who seemed like newbie adventurers who tried to talk to me.
However.
“Hey, do you want to try it?”
“No, you have to overcome this with your own skills.”
There were people who didn’t do it because they trusted their own skills.
“10 silver… hmm, I’ll do it when I have more money.”
There were people who didn’t do it because they didn’t have enough money.
“Let’s try that.”
“But… that’s the person called Dungeon Crasher. And he’s huge… scary.”
There were people who didn’t do it because they were scared of my nickname and size.
The third case hurt my feelings a little.
I’ll have this emotional wound treated at the brothel.
I’m sorry to Elsie, Noah, and Tina, but…
Going to a brothel was my dream!
Men are creatures that chase their dreams!
Instead, let’s prove that my stamina won’t change even after going to a brothel.
…But I feel a little guilty because Elsie might look sad.
Just as I was closing my eyes and worrying about this and that.
“Hee~ng. So you’re the Dungeon Crasher.”
I heard a woman’s voice calling me along with the sound of someone walking towards me.
Is it a customer!?
I opened my eyes and turned to the direction of the voice.
“!?”
The moment I saw the woman, I was shocked.
No, to be exact, I was shocked by the woman’s outfit.
Her hair was pink and tied in twin tails that reached her shoulders.
Her eyes were red, and her round pupils looked cute.
But her overall impression was cute yet seductive… yes, mainly a little more emphasis on sexiness, like a little devil.
In other words, she had the feeling of an idol who was cute yet sexy.
Her figure was also voluptuous.
She wasn’t as full as Miranda, but she had large breasts comparable to Elsie, a slender waist, and a firm butt.
The reason why I can describe her figure so well is because of her outfit.
That is, the reason why I was shocked.
Her outfit was almost like a blue leotard swimsuit.
The closest thing would be a leotard with the same texture as a pilot suit that often appears in sci-fi movies.
But the shoulder part was missing, and instead, shoulder pads like gloves were connected to her forearms.
Since there was no shoulder part, her armpits were completely exposed, and there were holes in the top and bottom of her chest.
Her cleavage and underboobs were visible through the top and bottom holes.
Moreover, the holes were not only on her chest, but also on her waist.
The sides of her waist, which were right below her chest, were also completely open, so her slender waist was clearly visible.
The lower half of her leotard barely covered her crotch, exposing her thighs and the joints between her thighs and crotch.
Surprisingly, she was wearing a skirt, but it was missing in the front.
The light purple skirt, connected to a belt that was almost the length of a short skirt, seemed to be covering her thighs and maybe her butt, but there was no part covering the front.
And every time she walked, the short skirt fluttered, revealing the parts that were covered.
What is the meaning of the skirt?
It’s almost like a short skirt that would only appear in manga, but it’s missing in the front.
She wore white stockings that reached below her knees and adventurer boots.
To summarize, a voluptuous woman with a cute, sexy, idol-like little devil appearance was wearing an incredibly sexy outfit.
I could have gotten a full erection immediately if I hadn’t used my suppression technique.
“You are…”
The woman said, putting the cross spear she was holding in one hand on her shoulder.
“I’m Ninya. I’m called Ninya of the Lightning Spear. My rank is B. Dungeon Crasher… sorry, what was your name?”
“It’s Rent. Just call me Rent. I’m C-rank.”
“Okay. Hmm~ I thought the Dungeon Crasher would have a scary impression, but you have a pretty cute face?”
Ninya smiled sweetly as she leaned down.
Her full cleavage was visible through the top hole of her chest.
Thank you!
Looking closely, Ninya’s ears were pointed.
Could she be an elf?
An elf wearing such a revealing outfit.
I’m so happy.
“You’re doing something called a muscle cart? I want to use it too… of course, ‘only me.’ Is that possible?”
Is Ninya, who is forcing me to say “only me,” perhaps hitting on me?
“It doesn’t matter if there are less than 5 people. But is there a need for a B-rank like Ninya to use it from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor?”
“Oh my, is there a limit to the floors? I didn’t see that.”
“Yes. The floors you can go to are from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor.”
“Is that so~?”
Ninya straightened her back and said, putting her left hand on her waist.
“But according to the rumors, you defeated the newbie killers on the 13th floor? Can’t you go to the 13th floor?”
“To be exact, I can only go to the 1st to 3rd floors and the 13th floor. But I’m not planning to go from the 13th floor to the 14th floor.”
“Why?”
“I haven’t set the price yet… and more than anything, I want to go with my companions from the next floor.”
Of course, I can take them to the stairs on the 13th floor.
But I want to experience the path there for the first time with Elsie and Noah as much as possible.
“I see…”
Ninya sat down across from me, put down her spear, and said, resting her chin on her hand.
“Then how about this? Your cart service is fine… how about you form a temporary party with me for today? Accompany me on a wolf fang hunt. Honestly, I’m more interested in you than using the cart.”
It was a hit, after all.
A woman, presumed to be an elf, in a revealing outfit is hitting on me!
Of course, it’s just a temporary party, but wouldn’t there be a steamy development waiting for me during the hunt?
“If that’s the case… it’s okay. Ah, but is it okay if we only do it until lunch?”
“It’s fine. I have something to do after lunch too. Then the temporary party is formed. Nice to meet you, Rent.”
“Nice to meet you too, Ninya.”
Ninya and I shook hands.
Ninya’s hand was very soft.
