Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 40

Chapter 40 – Episode 40 – New Skills

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As we returned using the warp device, I listened to Elsie and Noah explain the skills they had acquired.

Noah had obtained a skill that was essentially a critical hit.

It was said that when aiming for an enemy’s vital point, his strength would momentarily increase, boosting the power of his attack.

The degree of the strength increase depended on how much magic power he infused at the moment of activation.

Noah said that he got this skill by targeting the kobold’s neck, which was its weak point, when we fought them.

I thought that if Noah were to get a skill, it would be a momentary high-speed movement, so this was unexpected.

During sex, my dick is always the weak point.
I wonder if it’s possible to do a critical hit by momentarily clenching my dick with magic power during sex?

Noah’s critical hit pussy clench.

I definitely want to experience that!

Surprisingly, Elsie had obtained two skills.

One was Speed, which increased the speed of her allies.

It seemed that priests could cast buffs as well as heal.

I guessed that Elsie probably knew that Noah’s specialty was agility, and this skill was born out of her desire to help him in any way she could.

Her speed would increase for a certain period, but after that time, it would be maintained by gradually consuming Elsie’s magic power.

Speed… If she cast it on me, I could move my hips even faster.

No, I already boast a sufficiently fast hip movement without speed.

Then, wouldn’t it be better to cast this magic on an old man who can’t shake his hips so quickly?

An old man version of the coachman, who has sexual desire but is depressed because his body isn’t what it used to be.

A coachman who can’t shake his hips as fast as he used to, so even when he goes to a brothel, he gets pity from the prostitutes.

All he can do is receive service in a cowgirl position.

Days of having his pride as a man wounded.

Then, in my imagination, a grown-up Elsie appears, a shotacon who has lost her way and gained compassion.

Elsie gently seduces the old man, promising to restore his confidence.

They start having sex in the missionary position, but just as he’s about to get depressed again because his hip movement isn’t working as he wants, the Speed buff magic activates.

With the help of magic, the coachman regains his speed from his prime, and with the speed he regained, combined with his experienced hip movements, he satisfies Elsie’s body!

I hadn’t thought of the coachman recently, so I tried changing him to an old man version, and I was very satisfied.

The second skill Elsie obtained was Protection.

It was a magic that created a defensive barrier.

She said that this was also the magic she used to create a safe space to eat lunch in the dungeon.

Once this magic was cast, it didn’t consume any magic power, and she could even strengthen it by pouring more magic power into it.

The moment I heard Elsie’s explanation, a hard fantasy of Elsie popped into my head.

Was it because I had only been having soft fantasies about Elsie with humans recently?

As if balancing soft and hard, the fantasy setting in my head was constructed in an instant.

The environment of the dungeon.

A kobold with its lower body exposed.

And Protection…

For some reason, Elsie is left alone.

A group of kobolds with their dicks erect surrounds Elsie.

She casts Protection to protect herself, but Elsie’s barrier is broken by the kobolds’ repeated attacks.

Elsie is subdued by the kobolds, and her clothes are torn.

Just as a kobold’s dick is about to be inserted into Elsie’s pussy.

Elsie miraculously manages to deploy a small Protection in her pussy by squeezing out all her strength!

Elsie is relieved that she has protected her chastity, but the kobolds are banging on the Protection with their hard, erect dicks!

The Protection, which has decreased in size, has also decreased in strength, and it gradually cracks every time a dick hits it.

She works hard to reinforce it by sending magic power, but the kobold’s hip speed gradually increases, and finally, the Protection breaks, and at the same time, the dick is inserted, and Elsie’s hymen is destroyed!

And what follows is a gang rape parade by the kobolds!

Elsie ends up filling her uterus with the kobolds’ semen!

Is it because I’ve only been fantasizing about the kind Elsie?
A hard fantasy of Elsie suddenly popped into my head.

But it was incredibly arousing.

A hard fantasy after having a soft fantasy.

It feels like a mysterious balance, like a salty-sweet spiral that you never get tired of when you eat salty potato chips and then drink cola alternately.

Having this hard fantasy while Elsie was next to me made me feel a little sorry and guilty, but my arousal level increased even more.

It’s the instinct of a sad masturbator.

In times like this, wouldn’t it be best to erase the worldly desires by having a fantasy of Solishin and releasing the accumulated worldly desires with a rear-entry storm sex fantasy with Solishin?

There’s a saying, “Fight fire with fire.”

Just as poison is suppressed with poison, fantasies are resolved with fantasies.

While talking with Elsie and Noah and dealing with the kobolds we encountered along the way, I enjoyed a fantasy of having intense rear-entry sex with Solishin in my imagination as we returned using the warp device.

Even though it was just a fantasy, I could even imagine the sound of Solishin’s voluptuous butt going “thump thump thump” every time she shook her hips.

It was very good!

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When we arrived at the warp device, we returned to the surface, exchanged the magic stones in our bags for money, distributed the money, and then walked towards the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Elsie’s Speed was really amazing! It was at least twice as fast as usual!”

“I’m glad I could help Noah. But Noah’s attacks were also amazing. I could feel that his attacks were even stronger than before he got the skill.”

“Really~? Hehehe.”

I thought it was probably because Noah’s physical abilities had increased, rather than because the skill had activated, but I kept my mouth shut.

“But Rent’s weapon-wielding was also refreshing, wasn’t it?”

“Yes. Rent wielding an axe was… cool.”

“Thanks, Elsie.”

When we encountered kobolds on our way back from the warp device, I was holding a kobold warrior’s magic stone and a double-edged axe in each hand.

Noah had also been promoted, so it was no problem for him to fight two kobolds, but when three appeared at the same time, I was a little worried, so I joined Noah.

I could have just punched them with my fists while holding the axe, but since I had a weapon, I decided to try attacking with the axe and swung it at the kobold’s head.

The axe easily pierced the kobold’s head, as if cutting through whipped cream, and I was able to easily defeat the kobold.

However, the cross-section that was visible when I pulled out the axe was a bit grotesque.

I thought it would be better to just punch them with my fists.

But it’s also a bit of a hassle to get blood on my fists every time.

“But I still think fists are better. Hmm… Should I buy some metal gauntlets?”

“Rent with metal gauntlets… Wouldn’t that make your power even stronger?”

I’m more worried that the metal gauntlets might get crushed.

“Come to think of it, Rent… I had one question.”

“What is it, Elsie?”

“Why don’t you buy any armor, Rent?”

“Ah, now that you mention it, that’s true. I didn’t notice because Rent is so strong… Rent has just been wearing normal clothes, right?”

Elsie pointed out something that I had also forgotten.

I hadn’t even thought about buying armor because I thought that this body wouldn’t get hurt anyway.

“Oh… That’s true?”

“Could it be that you didn’t even notice, Rent?”

“Ahaha, well… I’ve always thought that my body was tough enough, so I didn’t think about buying armor.”

“Wow~ Showing off your natural body right in front of us~ I’m jealous~. But Rent, it’s good to have at least one piece of armor. You never know what might happen, right?”

I honestly thought it was fine, but thinking normally, that was the right thing to say.

“I guess so. Hmm, yeah, it would be better to buy some armor…”

“Th-then Rent! How about we go to the armor shop after we stop by the Adventurer’s Guild? I’m a priest, but… I still know what kind of armor would suit a front-line adventurer like Rent.
So… um… I’ll choose Rent’s armor for you.”

“Really? Thanks, Elsie.”

“Elsie, that’s unfair~ I know that much too~”

“I-It’s not unfair. I just said I would choose the right armor for Rent.”

“Then I’ll choose the right metal gauntlets for Rent~.”

“Thanks, Noah.”

I wonder what I’ll look like with Elsie and Noah’s coordination.

I think the situation of them choosing clothes for me is very good in itself.

“Hehehe, then let’s hurry to the Adventurer’s Guild!”

Noah grabbed my arm holding the magic stones and urged me to walk faster.

“Let’s go~.”

I decided to keep Noah’s urging voice in my heart and use it for my fantasies.

Thank you!

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When we entered the Adventurer’s Guild, we were greeted by Mr. Kelban.

“Hmm? Isn’t that Rent!”

It seemed that Mr. Kelban was about to leave the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Hello, Mr. Kelban.”

“Huh? It’s Kelban, the guild dismantler.”

It seemed that Noah also knew Mr. Kelban.
Noah grew up in this city, so it wasn’t strange that he knew him.

“Hmm? That axe… and what you’re holding in your hands…”

Mr. Kelban looked back and forth between the magic stones and the axe in my hands.

“Could that be a kobold warrior’s magic stone and weapon?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“Oh! Really! Then the corpse! Where’s the corpse!”

Mr. Kelban got excited and looked around me.
Like yesterday, Mr. Kelban probably thought that I would bring the kobold warrior’s corpse, just like I brought the Ragefang’s corpse.

“It’s in the dungeon.”

“Why! Why! If it’s a kobold warrior, we could have gotten good materials!”

“Well, I couldn’t carry it all the way from the dungeon.”

And unlike the Ragefang, whose neck I broke in one go, I didn’t want to carry the kobold warrior’s corpse, which I had already pierced a hole in its chest, causing it to bleed profusely.

“Ah, that can’t be… Where should my heart go, which was happy that I could dissect a clean kobold warrior’s corpse this time…”

It’s very difficult for me to hear you say that.

At that moment, Ms. Leni walked towards us from the reception desk.

I think Ms. Leni’s footsteps as she walked were also very beautiful.

Especially the movement of her hips is very good!

“Mr. Kelban, what are you doing blocking Rent’s path?”

“Leni! Listen to this! Rent caught a kobold warrior but didn’t bring the corpse!”

“What? Rent, did you really catch a kobold warrior?”

“Yes. We met it when we went to the third floor… I also have the magic stones here and the kobolds’ swords that I handed over as a request in my backpack. Ah, can I also get this axe recovered?”

“…You really encountered a special monster.”

Ms. Leni blinked her eyes in surprise.

Cute.

“I really didn’t expect to encounter one either.”

“Then please come to the reception desk, Rent. I’ll help you with the recovery of the magic stones and the completion of the request.”

“Yes.”

Ms. Leni turned around and was about to walk towards the reception desk, and we were about to follow Ms. Leni.
At that moment, Mr. Kelban waved his arm at Ms. Leni and shouted.

“Wait a minute, Leni! Are you ignoring my complaints!”

Ms. Leni turned back and looked at Mr. Kelban with a cold glare.

“Haa… Mr. Kelban… You know that it’s a big deal to bring monster corpses from the dungeon as they are, right?”

“But you brought the Ragefang’s corpse properly!”

“That was outside the dungeon. There are many monsters in the dungeon. It’s dangerous to walk around with the corpse of a special monster in such an environment. You know very well that your life is in danger if you can’t react to the monsters that attack you immediately, right?”

“Ugh…”

Mr. Kelban frowned and couldn’t refute Ms. Leni’s words.

“Mr. Kelban was rude. Now, let’s go.”

This time, we followed Ms. Leni to the reception desk, and we delivered the swords, magic stones, and the double-edged axe and received our reward.

The double-edged axe was worth 5 silver, unlike the swords.

The kobold warrior’s magic stone was worth 1 gold.

I put the money I received as a reward into my money pouch.

I decided to divide it later when we went to the Fox’s Rest, and when I turned around, Mr. Kelban was standing behind me.