Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 37

Chapter 37 – Episode 37 – Promotion (2)

What on earth is going on?

I don’t understand it at all.

“Renie, you’re saying I’ve been promoted to C-rank… but I’m F-rank?”

It’s a rocket promotion from F-rank to C-rank, something I never expected.

“Yes, after a meeting with the Guild Master yesterday, Rent has been promoted to C-rank.”

“Yesterday?”

“Yes, it’s effective from yesterday.”

“Why?”

“Well, Rent has the achievement of defeating the Ragefang with excellent skill and without any injuries. In addition, both Kelban and I recommended him for his character, and the Guild Master approved it.”

“Oh…”

Honestly, it doesn’t feel real.

Unlike me, who’s still dazed, Elsie and Noah were even more excited than I was.

“Amazing! Rent! You’re C-rank!”

“Rent is different, as expected! Wow~ I never thought I’d be overtaken so quickly. Well, it’s only natural for Rent!”

“Th, thanks.”

“With Rent’s skills, B-rank is certainly possible. But… even so, this situation is unprecedented, so you’ve been promoted to C-rank. But if you keep going like this, Rent, you’ll be able to reach B-rank without much difficulty. Please do your best, Rent.”

“Ah, yes! I’ll do my best!”

The gazes of the adventurers turned towards me.

“C-rank after only three days of being an adventurer? Isn’t that completely unprecedented?”

“We expected it when he brought the Ragefang’s corpse yesterday, didn’t we? It’s more surprising that he didn’t get promoted to C-rank.”

“But he hasn’t even been officially promoted yet, right? It seems like a huge new star has been born?”

“His muscles are amazing… I wonder if *that* is amazing too?”

“Hey, don’t say things like that in the morning!”

I could roughly hear what they were saying.

And to the senior female adventurer.

*That* is amazing too!

If you’re curious, there’s always a chance for you to experience it directly!

If I become famous like this, won’t a large number of female adventurers, completely smitten by my fame, come flocking to have a relationship with me?

From experienced veteran female adventurers to fresh rookie female adventurers.

At first, they might be after money or trying to hitch a ride, but once they experience the pleasure of my dick, they’ll be hooked!

And then, it’ll lead to an orgy party with me and multiple women! That would be wonderful!

I’m confident I can handle as many as there are!

Hearing the whispers around me, I feel a little confidence and superiority rising.

Is this what it feels like to be super strong?

But I can’t stay in the Adventurer’s Guild forever.

It’s good to enjoy confidence and superiority, but a new adventure in the dungeon awaits.

“Then, Renie, I’ll be going!”

“Rent, Elsie, Noah, I wish you a safe completion of your request.”

“Yes, Renie!”

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We came back to the second floor of the dungeon.

“Elsie, Noah. Shall we head straight to the third floor?”

“Yes, I think that would be good.”

“I agree. I want to catch Kobolds quickly to improve my skills and get promoted! I want to get stronger quickly and become C-rank like Rent.”

“That’s right, Rent is C-rank, we can’t be the only ones still E-rank!”

Elsie and Noah were very motivated.

Even on the way to the dungeon, Elsie and Noah praised me, saying I was amazing and great.

It felt very good.

And at the same time, they started talking about how they couldn’t stay like this, and Elsie and Noah’s desire for promotion increased.

“Rent! Do that! That thing! Rent’s carriage! That’s the best way to go fast!”

Noah seems to be talking about when I carried them both and ran on the first floor two days ago.

“Ah… are we doing that again?”

Elsie’s expression was not very pleased, as if she remembered that time.

“Of course, Elsie! Every minute and second is precious! Rent can get us to the third floor quickly.”

“Th, that’s true! Re, Rent! C, can I ask you to do it?”

Elsie and Noah’s opinions matched.

“Of course.”

I’d rather ask them.

I can smell the good fragrance that makes their dicks throb, and I can touch their soft thighs.

Why would I refuse!

“But it’ll be in the way of other people here, so let’s walk a bit and then do it.”

“Okay.”

“Okay!”

After getting some distance from the warp device, I knelt down.

Elsie and Noah stood in front of me like before, put their hands around my neck, and I lifted them both at the same time.

I could feel Elsie and Noah’s fragrance up close.
I could also feel the soft thighs and the bouncy buttocks.

Most of all, I could feel Elsie and Noah’s chests against my chest!

Especially Noah’s chest, which I’ve had skin-to-skin contact with, made me even more excited.

My lust is bubbling up.

“Wow! It’s high up, as expected! Ahaha!”

“…I, I’m ready!”

Noah was excited, and Elsie closed her eyes tightly from the start and tightened her arms around my neck.

At the same time, the closeness of Elsie’s chest also increased.

Thank you!

“Hehe, Elsie. You’re already closing your eyes even before we start? Let’s enjoy the scenery!”

“I, I don’t want to!”

“Really? Hehehe.”

When Elsie shook her head and resolutely refused, Noah chuckled.

Noah’s tail swished around my arm.

When I looked at Noah, she brought her face close to mine.

*Booboo*

She rubbed her cheek against my face, like a cat showing affection.

And then Noah pulled away.

*Mwah*

She lightly kissed my cheek.

My face flushed with heat.

Isn’t my face as red as a tomato right now?

Noah whispered in my ear.

“Let’s go, Rent.”

“Got it!”

I kicked off the ground, converting my overflowing lust into motivation.

“Yahoooooooooo!”

“Kyaaaaaaaaa!”

Noah’s cheers and Elsie’s screams came from both sides.

Elsie screamed and hugged me even tighter.

Elsie only screams once at the start.

After that, she just closes her mouth and eyes tightly, trembling and hugging me.

I think Elsie, who’s trembling, is also very cute.

Seeing Elsie keep her eyes closed, Noah released her left arm and placed her left hand on my hand holding her thigh.

And then Noah squeezed my hand once and put her arm back around my neck, whispering in a small voice that only I could hear.

“You can rub it, Rent.”

Permission to rub her thighs while running has been granted.

The cat-like little devil Noah has reappeared.

I’m very happy.

If I’ve been granted permission, I’ll enjoy that right to the fullest!

Rub rub rub

I rubbed Noah’s soft yet firm thighs to my heart’s content, with just enough pressure to keep her from falling.

My hands are very happy!

It doesn’t seem like it’ll be boring on the way to the third floor.

Okay, let’s imagine Renie being Kelban’s sex toy and experiment subject while rubbing Noah’s soft thighs.

Kelban is an expert in disassembly, so he’ll be able to cleanly disassemble and separate the Ragefang’s dick.

Then, he’ll ask an acquaintance to make it into a taxidermied vibrator, and use Renie as the test subject for that vibrator!

Renie, who used to glare at Kelban with cold eyes, gets caught by Kelban’s weakness and has no choice but to have her pussy pounded by the Ragefang’s taxidermied vibrator while sucking Kelban’s dick!

It seems like Renie has become the target of my hardcore fantasies lately, but I can have hardcore fantasies about Noah and Tina… but recently, I’m not in the mood for that, and I often have softer fantasies about Elsie.

And since I already had a storm of seed-sowing sex fantasies about Solishin last night, the only target left is Renie!

Kelban’s personality has also become strangely twisted, but that’s how fantasies are.

I’m sorry! And thank you, Renie!

I’ll make up for it with a hardcore fantasy about Solishin next time!

While rubbing Noah’s thighs and apologizing to Renie in my fantasy.

*Mwah*

Noah kissed my cheek again.

“No…”

Noah released her left hand and put her finger on my lips.

It was a signal to be quiet.

Noah put her left arm back around my neck and whispered in my ear.

“I’m going to make up for what I couldn’t do yesterday.”

…Please, do as you wish!

But please be careful not to get caught by Elsie.

*Mwah mwah mwah*

The sensation of Noah’s thighs that I can rub with my hands.

The sensation of Noah’s tail wrapping around my arm.

And the sensation of Noah’s lips kissing my cheek.

And while enjoying the sensation of Elsie and Noah’s chests pressed against my body, I ran with a joyful and happy heart…

Imagining Renie being pounded by the Ragefang vibrator.

No matter how happy I am, I can’t stop my habit of fantasizing!

I balance the sweet and delightful happiness with bitter and stimulating fantasies.

It’s the instinct of a sad masturbator.

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It took about 25 minutes to reach the stairs to the third floor.

Thanks to Noah’s kisses, I was able to run even faster than when I sprinted through the first floor, fueled by motivation.

The various sensations and hardcore fantasies made it neither boring nor painful, but it was hard to resist the urge to kiss Noah back, who kept kissing me.

Because I knew that Noah’s face would definitely turn red if she received a kiss.

Noah, who’s embarrassed, is as cute as Elsie, whose ears turn red, with the gap from her usual lively self.

If I get the chance, I’ll give her a surprise kiss instead of a surprise peck.

I put Elsie and Noah down on the ground.

“We’re here.”

“Thank you, Rent!”

Noah lightly jumped off my arms.

*Shudder shudder*

“Ugh…”

Elsie got off my arms, her legs trembling.

It was the same on the first floor, but it seems Elsie is afraid of high speeds.

“Elsie, are you okay? Were you scared?”

“I, I’m okay, Rent. To, to keep adventuring with Rent… I, I’ll get used to it.”

“Cheer up, Elsie!”

“Yes…”

“Noah, let’s rest a bit until Elsie feels better.”

“Okay, let’s do that! Every minute and second is precious, but it’s also important to be in perfect condition!”

“I, I’m okay.”

“You’re still trembling, Elsie. Let’s just sit down for a bit.”

“We’re okay, Elsie.”

“I, I’m sorry…”

Elsie plopped down on the ground.

Noah and I also sat down on the ground, following Elsie.

The floor of the second floor was a meadow, so the grass acted as a cushion, making it feel a bit soft to sit on.

“There’s no one around.”

“Well, it’s still early. It’ll be almost evening when other adventurers come here. The dungeon is wide on each floor. In comparison, we came this fast because we rode Rent’s high-speed carriage, hehehe.”

“Th, that reminds me, are you okay, Rent? Aren’t you tired?”

“I’m fine, so you don’t have to worry, Elsie.”

“Rent is strong, but he’s also really fit. He’s really fit…”

Noah suddenly lowered her voice and bowed her head.

Noah’s ears also drooped.

“Noah? What’s wrong?”

“Huh!? Ah, it’s nothing!”

Noah quickly shook her head, lifting her head at Elsie’s voice.

Noah’s cheeks were a little red.

She must be thinking about when we had sex.

I’m also thinking about my sex with Noah, and I’m suppressing my dick that’s throbbing with my suppression technique.

“Re, Rent, what did you eat to grow up like that?”

Noah changed the subject and asked me.

“Just normal meals. My parents eat the same things, but they’re also wondering why I’m the only one who grew up like this.”

“So, Rent was just born with that body? I’m jealous~.”

Noah wiggled her legs and tilted her head left and right.

Cute.

Then Elsie clapped her hands and said.

“Maybe Rent is like a hero, blessed by Solishin?”

“Ooh, what’s that interesting story! Why do you think that, Elsie?”

I’m also curious why Elsie thinks that.

“All the heroes in myths were born with Solishin’s blessing. The past heroes all had their own unique abilities. Hehe, maybe Rent’s body is also because of Solishin’s blessing?”

My body and strength are abilities I got because a mechanical, emotionless voice told me to choose them.

Could the owner of that voice be Solishin with that sexy body?

I hope that’s not the case.

Noah chuckled and said to Elsie.

“Hehe, then if what Elsie says is true, are we the beautiful ladies who were saved from danger by Rent, the hero?”

Noah smiled slyly at Elsie.

“Or did Elsie think of that because she wants to be with Rent?”

*Whoosh!*

Elsie’s face turned as red as a ripe apple.

Elsie closed her eyes tightly and waved her hands around.

“N, no! It’s, it’s a joke, Noah!”

“Really~? I’m fine with being with Rent~.”

*Wham!*

Noah hugged my left arm and rubbed her face against my arm, speaking in a cute voice.

“Thank you for saving me, Rent, the hero~ Will you accept me~?”

I already accepted her virginity two days ago with a passionate first kiss.

It was a very good experience!

When will the next opportunity be?

“No, Noah! You, you shouldn’t tease Rent too much!”

Elsie raised her fist and shouted at Noah.

“Hehehe~ If you’re jealous, Elsie, hug Rent’s arm too. Rent’s arm is really thick and strong, you know?”

Noah chuckled and pointed at my right arm with both hands.

“Ugh… I, I… really…! Noah! I’m, I’m going to get angry!”

“I was just recommending something good~? What about you, Rent? Do you mind Elsie hugging your arm?”

“I’m fine with it. If you’re curious, Elsie, do you want to hug it once?”

I spread my right arm slightly and appealed.

Please hug me!

The sensation of Elsie’s voluptuous chest!

I really want to feel it with my arms!

“Ah, ah… ugh…”

Elsie reached out to my arm, but then quickly pulled her arm back in.

“I, I’m okay!”

It seems her shyness was greater.

It’s very disappointing.