Chapter 238 – Goodbye, My Dear
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We went to the Adventurer’s Guild together.
Actually, it would have been enough for just Melissa and me to go, but since we were going anyway, Elsie, Noah, and Ms. Ninya decided to come along.
Upon entering the Adventurer’s Guild, I approached Lenny.
“Lenny.”
“Hello, Rent. You said you were going to the dungeon starting today, right? Are you going now?”
“No. My schedule changed, so I’m planning to go to the dungeon tomorrow.”
“I see. Then, what brings you here?”
“Actually, Melissa said she wants to work as a waitress at the guild.”
“If it’s Melissa, is she the companion you brought last time?”
“Yes.”
Melissa stepped forward.
“I want to work as a waitress here… How do I go about it?”
Lenny pointed towards the bar area and said,
“If that’s the case, please ask Dio over there. Dio is the owner of the bar inside the Adventurer’s Guild. If you want to work as a waitress, Dio has to hire you.”
With that, Lenny got up from her seat.
“I’ll go with you and introduce you to Melissa.”
“Ah, you, you really don’t have to go that far…”
I didn’t expect Lenny to introduce her personally.
Even as Melissa declined, Lenny smiled and said,
“No, Melissa is your companion, Rent. As someone who has received much favor from you, I want to do at least this much. Besides… recently, many adventurers are resting, so I’m free right now.”
“Thank you, Lenny.”
“No, this is nothing compared to what you’ve done for me. Rather, I’m happy to be of help to you.”
Ms. Ninya gave a sly smile and said to Lenny,
“Hmm~♪ What’s this, Lenny? Are you in love with Rent?”
“Haa… Ms. Ninya. It’s not good to jump to conclusions like that. I just want to repay Rent for his kindness.”
“Hehe, is that so?”
“Yes, it is. Now, let’s go. Rent, Melissa.”
“Yes.”
“Yes, yes!”
We followed Lenny to the bar corner.
In the bar corner, there was a middle-aged, slightly plump man with a kind face.
That person was Dio, the owner of the bar corner.
Despite his name, which made him sound like he would transcend humanity with a stone mask, he seemed like a very nice person.
“Dio.”
“Hm? Lenny, what’s going on? Why are you away from your post?”
“I have someone to introduce to you, Dio.”
“To me?”
“Yes. This is Melissa.”
Lenny pointed at Melissa and said,
“Melissa is Rent’s companion, and she wants to work here as a waitress.”
“What?! A waitress? Is that true?”
Dio’s eyes widened as he approached Melissa and said,
“When can you start working?”
“Huh? C-Can I work here?”
“Of course!”
Things were progressing more smoothly than I thought.
“So, when can you start working?”
“I can start as early as tomorrow.”
“I see! Oh, that’s a relief, really a relief. Ah, the working hours are… from morning until before dinner, is that okay?”
“Ah, yes. That’s fine. I also wanted to leave work by dinner.”
“Great, great, that’s wonderful! Okay! Then, please come tomorrow.”
“…Huh? It’s going so smoothly?”
Noah tilted her head, seemingly surprised that things were going so smoothly.
“Hey, hey, Uncle Dio. Why are you hiring Melissa so easily?”
“Hm? You’re the black cat, Noah.”
Noah clicked her tongue and moved her index finger left and right, saying,
“Tsk tsk tsk, call me Shadow Cat Noah if you’re going to call me anything! It sounds cooler, doesn’t it?”
“Hmm, it’s because Lenny introduced her, so I trust her, but… honestly, I’m running short on staff starting tomorrow.”
“You’re running short on staff?”
“After the flood, it’s been almost like a festival. Especially the first day. It’s calmed down a lot now, but… look over there.”
We looked in the direction Dio was pointing.
There, adventurers were sitting at tables, having a lively drinking party.
“Yahoo! Drink, drink!”
“It’s the 8th-day anniversary of the end of the flood!”
“Ah, Rica~ you look pretty today~ your butt is so plump~.”
“I told you that’s sexual harassment!”
“…Because there are so many guys having drinking parties from the middle of the day and sexually harassing the waitresses, the girl called Rica is also planning to quit today. She’s already… the third one.”
Oh, Dio had good reason to agree right away.
But sexual harassment… I didn’t want to leave Melissa to work in a place where that was rampant.
Waitress…
Sexual harassment…
Adventurer…
The extreme pursuit of preferential treatment for adventurers in Pludan.
A prime example of that policy is the corruption of the Adventurer’s Guild.
The waitresses’ uniforms at the Adventurer’s Guild are extremely short mini-skirts, where you can see their panties with just a little movement, and their thighs are completely exposed.
Their main job is serving and providing sexual release for adventurers returning from their adventures!
To satisfy their eyes, they wiggle their butts as they walk, which is a given.
During the day, while carrying food, it’s a normal occurrence for adventurers to grope their butts.
Some more aggressive adventurers would put their hands inside their underwear and directly caress them, enjoying their arousal fluids.
And when night falls, it’s a full-blown orgy party!
Waitresses selected for their beauty become the sexual playthings of numerous adventurers in a group setting!
The women who applied for the job knowing what it entailed have already undergone special brainwashing education, so they happily accept and enjoy providing sexual release for the adventurers, and they compete to see who will take the virginity of the newly arrived rookie adventurers first!
Recently, I’ve been doing onee-shota play with Solly, and I’m planning to ask Noah and Ms. Ninya for onee-san play next, so recently, I’ve also been introducing fantasies about younger men and older women.
Of course, there are also women among the adventurers, but this is my fantasy, so I’ll omit that.
How is it, Solly?
『…』
Solly, who always gives me feedback, was quiet today.
Solly?
『Today… please have a lucid dream, Rent. It’s been two days since you last had one.』
Ah, now that I think about it, I couldn’t have a lucid dream because I had back-to-back all-nighters with Ms. Miranda two days ago and Ms. Ninya today.
『It’s nice to see Rent happy in reality. But… I also want to see Rent happy in my dreams.』
It seems like Solly is sulking because I haven’t had a lucid dream for two days.
『Yes, I’m sulking.』
Solly!?
『So… please have a long lucid dream today.』
Sully sulking… so cute!
I decided to skip Tina’s massage today and go straight to sleep to be with Solly.
I’m going to spend three sticky and lustful days with Solly in my dream!
『Really?』
Of course!
『I’m very… much looking forward to it, Rent.』
I’m already very excited to have a lucid dream.
Anyway, there’s the issue of Melissa’s employment.
“Melissa, even if you want to work as a waitress, I don’t want you to work in a place where there’s sexual harassment…”
“Ah, you don’t have to worry about that.”
“Huh?”
Just as I was about to dissuade Melissa, Dio said confidently.
“That girl Melissa over there is Rent… ah, the Dungeon Crasher, right?”
“Yes.”
“If we spread the rumor that Melissa, who will be working tomorrow, is an acquaintance of the Dungeon Crasher, or even the Dungeon Crasher’s woman, no one will dare to touch her. After all, he’s the Dungeon Crasher, so no one would want to end up like the aftermath of the flood.”
I see.
In other words, if I use my reputation, no one will dare to touch, flirt with, or sexually harass Melissa.
“But will it be effective?”
Dio said very confidently.
“Of course. The Dungeon Crasher is the most famous person in Pludan right now, and… adventurers love rumors. So, Melissa can start working tomorrow, right?”
“Ah… yes.”
“That’s a relief. Honestly, if Rica quits too, we’ll really be short-handed. Oh, by the way, take this before you start working.”
Dio took out a menu from under the bar counter and handed it to Melissa.
“These are the menus in this bar. I’m not asking you to memorize them all in one day, but it’s good to look at them in advance.”
“Yes, thank you.”
“I’m the one who’s grateful. You came when we were so short-handed! But… are you not feeling well? You look a bit glum…”
Dio was worried when he saw Melissa’s glum face.
Indeed, Melissa’s face looks like she’s not feeling well if you’re not used to it.
But to me now, Melissa’s usual glum face is very attractive and lovely.
It’s not that I have rose-tinted glasses on, but rather, everything about the person I love looks lovely.
『Isn’t that what you call rose-tinted glasses?』
But Melissa is really cute, so it’s hard to call it rose-tinted glasses, isn’t it?
“Ah, this is… just how my face is.”
“Ah, is that so? Hmm, it’s good that you look like you’re not in a good mood, and if the rumor spreads that you’re the Dungeon Crasher’s woman, there’s even less risk of you being sexually harassed. We should also add the rumor that if anyone bothers or touches Melissa, who looks like she’s in a bad mood, they’ll immediately face the Dungeon Crasher’s wrath.”
“I… I’m not that bad of a person, though.”
“Hahaha, it’s all insurance for Melissa’s safety, so don’t worry too much about it.”
“Hmm, okay.”
Melissa looked a bit unconvinced, but she nodded.
“That’s great, Melissa.”
“Ah, yes. It’s thanks to Lenny for introducing me. Thank you.”
“No, I didn’t do anything. By the way, Dio, do you have clothes for Melissa to wear?”
“Ah! I forgot about that. There must be something that fits her from the clothes of the waitress who quit. Rica! Come here for a moment!”
“Yes~.”
A waitress named Rica approached us.
“What is it, Dio, my employer until today?”
“You don’t have to be so prickly, do you?”
“I’m being more than generous to an owner who can’t even control sexual harassment, you know?”
“Ugh… ahem! This is Melissa, who will be working here starting tomorrow. Go to the dressing room and see if there are any clothes that fit her.”
“Okay~ let’s go.”
“Yes.”
Melissa followed Rica through a door behind the bar corner.
And six minutes later.
“There was something that fit.”
Melissa came out following Rica.
“…How is it?”
Melissa was wearing the Adventurer’s Guild waitress uniform, which was white and light yellow, with her arms covered, but her shoulders exposed, and a skirt that went down to her knees connected to the top.
To be honest, she was very cute.
“It suits you well, Melissa.”
“It really suits you, Melissa!”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“You’re very pretty, Melissa.”
“R-Really?”
When Elsie, Noah, and Ms. Ninya praised her after me, Melissa touched her hair, looking embarrassed.
“Hahaha, it really suits you, Melissa. I think you’ll become the most popular waitress in our Adventurer’s Guild in no time?”
“Ah, is that so?”
Melissa answered Dio’s words with her usual glum face.
“Hmm? Isn’t your reaction to me a little cold?”
Melissa glanced at Rica.
Rica, where Dio couldn’t see, pulled down her lower eyelid with her finger and stuck out her tongue at Dio.
I guess she must have complained about Dio to Melissa while they were changing.
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After the employment issue with Melissa was settled, we told Lenny that we would be going to the dungeon again tomorrow, and we returned to the Fox’s Rest.
“Welcome back! Did it go well with becoming a waitress?”
“Yeah. They said they were short-handed, so I got hired right away.”
“Wow! That’s great, Melissa!”
“Yeah. Thanks.”
Tina was smiling brightly, and Melissa was smiling, though her glum expression remained.
Seeing the harmonious scene between the two of them made my heart feel warm.
Now that I think about it, it would be better to tell Tina in advance.
“Tina.”
“Yes, Rent! What is it?”
“I won’t be getting a massage today.”
“Huh? Why not?”
I thought of a suitable excuse for Tina and said,
“Well, I haven’t slept a wink for two days, so I’m going to sleep now.”
“Ah…”
Tina looked very understanding.
“I see. Then, it can’t be helped. Please get some good rest today, Rent.”
“Okay, Tina.”
“Eeeh~ What? Rent’s just going to sleep today? If we’re going in order, it’s my turn~.”
Noah pouted, looking disappointed.
“Sorry, Noah.”
“Hehe, I’m just kidding. Well, even Rent would be sleepy if he didn’t sleep for two days in a row.”
Actually, I’m not tired at all, but it’s to make some intense time with Solly.
“But you have to do it with me tomorrow, okay?”
“Yeah, of course.”
“Ah, let’s do it with Ninya tomorrow too♪”
“Oh my, really?”
“Yeah, we decided to do it together next time, right?”
“Kyaa♡ I really like that about Noah!”
Ms. Ninya hugged Noah, delighted.
“Ooh… Ninya’s bare chest is rubbing against my face… Even though she’s a girl, Ninya’s skin feels really good.”
“You already knew that when we were doing it together, right?”
“That’s true.”
“Ms. Ninya and Noah are going to do it with Rent… haah!”
Tomorrow’s schedule was decided to be a 3P with Noah and Ms. Ninya.
The onee-san play that I wanted to do will be possible tomorrow.
The onee-shota play with Solly comes to mind again.
Ugh! If only my body could become younger at will in reality… How great would it be if I could freely adjust my body’s age or growth stage, or even make my penis bigger at my will?
Then, I could enjoy onee-shota play or even baby play, or even Miranda’s breastfeeding play in my younger form whenever I wanted!
I want it!
I want the power to enjoy onee-shota and breastfeeding play even more!
Was it thanks to my fierce desire?
Wooooooong!
Inspiration came down.
The skill’s name was Body Transformation.
It was impossible to grow older, but it was a skill that allowed me to freely make my body younger or return it to its original state by consuming a large amount of magic power.
Partial changes were also possible.
It was a skill that was more than what I wanted!
When I saw this, I thought.
T-This is… an upgraded APTX4869!?
