Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 233

Chapter 233 – 233 – Date!

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The place Ninya took me was a night street.

The night street in the morning had a decent number of people.

Of course, most of them were adventurers who had spent the night energetically and were now leaving the night street refreshed.

“Ninya, are we doing this from the morning?”

“Hehe, of course, that would be nice, but that’s not it, Rent♡ Today, I’m going to buy some clothes for later.”

“Clothes for later?”

“Yes♡ We’ll be there soon.”

I quietly walked with Ninya.

And after walking for a while, Ninya stopped at a store.

“Here we are.”

“Th, this is…”

The place Ninya stopped was a store with a sign that read “Succubus’s Closet.”

Just by looking at the sign, I could tell what kind of store it was.

It was a place that sold cosplay costumes!

It was a place that sold sexy clothes for nighttime use or other ordinary clothes for various professions!

My expectations were already soaring.

“Hehe, let’s go in, Rent♡”

I went into the Succubus’s Closet with Ninya.

“Welcome. Oh, Ninya.”

“Yo~.”

True to the name “Succubus’s Closet,” the clerk inside the store was a succubus.

“Did you come to buy clothes?”

“Yes! Clothes to enjoy with my master♡”

“So, the rumor that you got a master was true. Pick whatever you want.”

Ninya drew a circle on my arm with her index finger and asked.

“Rent~ what kind of clothes do you like?”

“W-wait a minute, can I just look around calmly?”

“Hehe, of course♡”

Calmly, I looked at the clothes displayed around the store.

There were various kinds of clothes.

There was a wizard’s outfit with a pointed hat and robe set, a priest’s robe that Elsie wore, and even ordinary village clothes.

There were bikini armors, of course, and even thin cloth outfits worn by dancers in the desert.

But what surprised me was an outfit I had seen a lot in my past life.

“Th, this is…”

There was an outfit called a sailor uniform.

As I stared at it with wide eyes, the succubus clerk came over and began to explain.

“Ah, you mean that one? It’s pretty, isn’t it? It’s a modified design of the clothes worn by fishermen in the old Escal seaside city. It’s called a sailor uniform.”

“Sailor uniform…”

I didn’t expect even the name to be the same.

“Actually, it’s clothes that fishermen used to wear, but the design is popular with women. It’s also a common outfit used in brothels.”

“I’ll buy this.”

I made a decision right away.

“Oh my, Rent, you like that?”

“Yes. If possible, I’d like to buy some for others too.”

“Hehe, you really like it, don’t you? Then let’s buy mine first and buy the others next time♡”

First, I bought the sailor uniform.

“Is there anything else you like?”

“Then this, and this, and this, and this too…”

I also picked out bikini armor, a magician’s outfit, a priest’s robe, a desert dancer’s outfit, and ordinary village clothes.

Besides that, I picked out every outfit that I thought was hot.

“Oh my, oh my, oh my! Are you really going to buy that much?”

I nodded with a serious expression.

“Yes.”

“Thank you so much~~!!”

The succubus clerk seemed very happy.

“Ninya~ isn’t your master too awesome?”

“Hehe, I know.”

I put all the clothes I bought into my inventory.

Sex with Ninya in various cosplays… I’m really looking forward to it!

But since she said we’d use them later, I don’t think we’ll be wearing them on this date.

I wonder if we’ll be doing it in the new clothes we just got for this date?

That’s something I’m really looking forward to as well!

“Excuse me, what’s your name?”

“Me? I’m Lingling!”

“Lingling, is it possible to make custom orders?”

“Custom orders?”

“Yes. Custom orders for the design you want.”

“Ah! If that’s the case, of course, it’s possible! If you tell me the detailed order, I’ll make the clothes as much as the customer wants…”

“Then please make this and this.”

I used Mana Weapon to create a cheongsam with a hanger set.

“Huh?!”

Lingling’s eyes widened in surprise at the Mana Weapon clothes that suddenly appeared in my hand.

“Wh, what is this…”

“Just think of it as my skill. Is it possible to reproduce it?”

“Just a moment… Ah, this is the women’s uniform of the 3rd Knight Order in Bridan.”

“Women’s uniform?”

“Yes. There are several knight orders in Bridan. This is the outfit that female knights wear during normal times or in battle. Wow~ I was just about to prepare this outfit in our store, but if it’s this outfit, I can make it quickly. Is there any other outfit you want?”

“Then this and this, oh, and this too.”

I created a cheerleader outfit and pom-poms, a nurse’s uniform, and other things I often saw in manga, such as a pilot suit, a shrine maiden’s outfit, a gothic dress, a maid outfit, a hanbok, a kimono, a mini-skirt Santa, and a typical nun’s habit. I made everything I could think of.

“Oh, oh, there are a lot of outfits I’ve never seen before. Just a moment. How long can you maintain this?”

“It will stay as long as I don’t leave.”

“Then please wait a moment! I’ll sketch the clothes designs!”

Lingling went inside the store for a moment and came back with a pen and paper.

“Can you hold these for a moment?”

“Of course!”

And after spending about 30 minutes, Lingling sketched all the clothes I had made.

“Wow! Wow! Wow~ I never thought such good ideas would come in like this! Thank you! Ah, what was your name?”

“I’m Rent.”

“Oh, Rent! That’s the same name as the famous Dungeon Crasher.”

“That’s me.”

“What!? Ninya! The Dungeon Crasher was your master!?”

“Oh my, didn’t you know?”

“I only heard that he was a man with tremendous stamina! But to think that the rumored Dungeon Crasher is so… has such a cute face, it’s unexpected.”

Cute face.

I’ve heard the words “muscular” because of my muscles, but this is the first time I’ve heard the word “cute” except when I’m making love with my lovers.

“Am I cute?”

“Even though you look big because of your muscles, your face has a naive feeling. Ah, did I offend you?”

“No, it’s okay. I’m rather happy.”

“That’s a relief! Ah, you said you were going to buy for others too, right? If the other people you’re going to dress up visit soon, we’ll start production according to their sizes!”

“Hehe, I’ll bring the others next time. Let’s go, Rent.”

“Yes, Ninya.”

“Please come again~!!!”

Ninya and I left the Succubus’s Closet.

“How was it, Rent?”

“It was the best. I’m already looking forward to doing it with Ninya next time.”

“Hehe, I’m also looking forward to seeing how excited Rent will be when I wear those clothes♡ Oh, by the way, is there anything you want to buy in the night street? Let’s take a look around while we’re at it.”

“Something I want to buy? Hmm, well… ah.”

I remembered the play I wanted to do last time.

“Hey, Ninya.”

“Yes.”

“Would it be weird to do it… in the butt hole?”

“Butt hole? Are you talking about anal play?”

“Yes.”

Ninya gave me a very sly and seductive smile.

“Heh~ Hehe♡ Rent, you’re interested in anal play♡”

“Is it weird after all?”

“No, not at all. Doing it anally is quite a famous play♡ If you take care of it and manage it well, you can do it cleanly. Actually, I was going to recommend it to Rent once… I’m happy that Rent said it first♡”

“Ninya, you… wanted to do anal play too?”

“Of course♡ I want my master, Rent, to taste all my holes? That’s the greatest joy as a succubus♡”

Ninya took my hand and moved forward.

“Then let’s go to the adult toy store! The tools for anal play are there.”

“Yes.”

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Guided by Ninya, I entered an adult toy store.

Inside the magic tool store, various vibrators were on display.

Some of them had the same design as the one I saw in Elsie’s backpack.

Could it be that Elsie bought her vibrator here?

“Clea~ Hello!”

Ninya greeted a clerk named Clea brightly.

“Ah, Ninya. It’s been a while. Is the man next to you perhaps…”

“Yes! My master, Rent!”

“That person is…”

Clea was a woman with white hair and red eyes.

As soon as Clea heard Ninya’s words,

“…”

She stared intently at my lower body.

“Excuse me…”

Clea immediately raised her head.

“Ah, I’m sorry. I was just curious about how big your thing is.”

“Huh?”

I was suddenly sexually harassed by the clerk.

Why is she suddenly curious about my dick?

“Ninya, did you perhaps…”

Did Ninya perhaps brag about my thing?

“Hehe, Rent, you know, right? That Elsie bought a vibrator.”

“Yes. But how did Ninya know that I knew…”

“When Rent was on a date with Melissa, Elsie came to me for advice. Elsie crying because she got caught by Rent was really cute~.”

I really want to see that crying Elsie myself.

“Well, Rent doesn’t mind if Elsie buys a vibrator, right?”

“Yes. I told Elsie that too. I even said that I liked the sexy Elsie… “

“Oh my, is that so? Well, even if you say that, it’s embarrassing to get caught~. I guess she wanted to talk to me. Anyway, do you know what Elsie said when she bought a vibrator here?”

“What did she say?”

“She asked if there was anything bigger. It was the first time Elsie had seen something in person, so… Hahahaha! Clea was really flustered at that time.”

“Ah, so that’s why…”

That’s why Clea was curious about how big my dick was, which was much bigger than the vibrators on display.

“Clea.”

“Yes, Rent.”

“Are you… curious?”

“To be honest… yes. I’m curious.”

“Then… I’ll show you.”

“Huh!?”

This time, Clea’s eyes widened in surprise.

“Oh my, Rent. Are you going to get an erection here? Do you perhaps like Clea?”

“Huh? Am I perhaps being recruited into the harem?”

Ninya had a surprised expression, and Clea was flustered.

I shook my head and said.

“No. I’m not going to show you directly. Like this…”

I used Mana Weapon to create a vibrator in the shape of my dick.

“I can show you a model.”

“Ah, that’s what it was.”

“Huh? What is this? A vibrator suddenly appeared out of thin air… no, more than that.”

Clea stared intently at the Mana Weapon vibrator I had created.

“Is this… the same as the actual size?”

“Yes.”

“…It’s understandable why she asked if there was anything bigger. Thank you for showing me.”

“No, it’s nothing.”

I got rid of the Mana Weapon.

“…Rent, are you perhaps a magician?”

“No. Professionally, I’m a martial artist. What I just reproduced was a skill using magic power.”

“I see. But what did Ninya and Rent come to buy?”

At Clea’s question, Ninya smiled slyly and said.

“Hehe♡ Well, you see. Rent said he wanted to try anal play♡ So, give me some anal-cleaning slime and an anal vibrator.”

“Okay. I’ll prepare it right away.”

“Slime?”

“We use slime when we clean up, right?”

“Yes. That’s a slime that’s been modified to feed on human fluids, right?”

“Yes, that’s right. And there’s also a slime that’s been modified to feed on human waste for other purposes. It’s also set up to come out again after a certain amount is ingested.

That’s the anal-cleaning slime. It makes the inside of the anus very clean, so it’s very useful not only for anal play but also for solving constipation.

Of course, it’s very expensive because alchemy is involved, but Rent can definitely afford it.”

“Oh.”

I never thought there would be such a convenient slime.

If I had known, I would have consulted Ninya sooner.

“Oh, by the way! Hey, Rent. Do you like rabbits and dogs?”

“Rabbits and dogs? I like them.”

I think bunny girls and situations with dog ears and tails with anal beads are very good.

“Hehe, then… Clea! Give me the rabbit beastkin and dog beastkin set too!”

“Okay.”

After a while, Clea brought a glass bottle containing slime and… dog and rabbit ear headbands and anal beads with anal tails that I had seen a lot in my past life.

“N, Ninya, this is…”

“It’s a beastkin cosplay set. Rent likes to be touched with tails, right? Don’t you think it would suit Elsie and Melissa?”

It certainly seems to suit Elsie and Melissa very well.

I imagined Elsie and Melissa in rabbit and dog cosplay.

It was so hot that I would have gotten a full erection right away if I hadn’t used suppression magic!

Gulp!

I swallowed hard.

“Hehe, you know, Rent♡ We’ll do the cosplay next time, but…”

Ninya smiled as she held up the bottle of slime.

“Do you want to use this on me today?”

“N, Ninya?”

“Unlike other races, succubi are a race optimized to squeeze out male semen not only from the front but also from the back. So, even if you don’t do any expansion work, you can use it right away as long as it’s clean inside♡ Even if I’m half-elf, it’s the same for me♡ How about it?”

Gulp!

“…Yes! Let’s use it!”

I answered with a strong voice.

“Hehe, I’m really looking forward to tonight♡”

I’m also really looking forward to the night!

“…Hey. Can you not have such conversations later just the two of you?”