Chapter 15 – Party (1)
I tried to swing my fist before the club hit Noah.
But before that, Noah ducked and rolled on the floor, avoiding the goblin’s club.
Noah quickly regained his stance and threw a dagger at the goblin.
*Thwack!*
Noah’s dagger struck the goblin between the eyes, and the goblin fell to the floor.
Is he a rogue after all?
Noah was more agile than I thought.
“Good job, Noah. Your movements were nimble.”
“What’s with that tone~ Are you making fun of me?”
Noah pulled the dagger from the goblin’s brow and shook off the blood.
“Lant was faster. And he took down his two much faster than I did.”
“I’m really confident in my strength and body. Noah was fast enough too. You dodged the club well.”
“Well, I’m a rogue, so evasion is my only way to survive, right? Well… I couldn’t dodge the hobgoblin’s attack and got hit.”
“Come to think of it, your arm looks like it’s all healed.”
“I told you yesterday, it would be all better today. What, are you worried about me?”
“Of course, I am.”
I still remember Noah’s limp arm.
It looked really painful.
And I don’t want to see Noah hurt.
If I’m having lewd fantasies and the real Noah is hurt, I get worried and can’t fantasize properly.
That’s a real problem.
I scratched Noah’s cheek and smiled awkwardly.
“It’s a little embarrassing when you say it so honestly.”
Noah’s embarrassed face was cute too.
When I think of his sly smile when he was guiding me through the village, the difference makes him even cuter.
“Noah, Lant. Are you both okay?”
Elsie came over, worried about us.
I flexed my biceps to show that I was fine.
“Yeah, I’m fine.”
“Me too. But Elsie, you don’t need to worry about Lant, right? Look, he’s so strong.”
Noah pointed to the corpses of the goblins I had defeated.
“I thought so yesterday too, but Lant is really strong. You haven’t even been promoted, and you’re this strong? I can’t imagine how strong you’ll be when you get promoted in the future.”
[I already have a monstrous strength that no one can beat, so I don’t think my strength will increase even if I get promoted.
Wouldn’t my stamina be enhanced instead?
My desire to get promoted has increased greatly.
There’s no problem with having too much stamina.]
“Lant is really strong…”
“You’re praising me too much, it’s a little embarrassing.”
“It’s the truth, isn’t it? Come on, let’s hurry up and collect the magic stones. Since Lant is here today, let’s catch a lot of goblins!”
“Noah, you know you can’t ask Lant to share the magic stones from the goblins he defeated, right? Lant isn’t in our party.”
“Of course, I know that, Elsie. I just meant that we can catch a lot more with Lant here, so we can feel safe.”
I thought we might end up becoming a party like this, but it seems Elsie and Noah don’t think of me as part of their party.
I want to be in a party with Elsie and Noah if possible.
We have a bond from when I saved them, and we’re staying at the same Fox’s Rest.
Besides, it would be fun to go on adventures with Elsie, who has big breasts and is kind, and Noah, who has a slightly devilish nature and luscious thighs.
In reality, and of course, the details of my fantasies will become more detailed day by day, and the quality of my masturbation life will improve.
Of course, the one that seems to have the highest quality is Tina.
It would go beyond just improving the quality, and she might even have angel wings in my fantasies?
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Twenty minutes later, we each achieved our quota of five goblins, and I had defeated 27 goblins, while Noah had defeated 12.
Noah was hit by a goblin’s club along the way.
But it wasn’t like the hobgoblin’s club that broke his arm, it just left a big bruise.
Elsie quickly healed the wound with her healing magic.
While keeping an eye out for the next goblins, I asked Noah.
“Hey, Noah. What kind of monsters are on the second floor?”
“The second floor? There are slimes on the second floor.”
“Slimes?”
“Yeah, and the second floor isn’t a cave like this, it’s a meadow? Isn’t that weird?”
“A meadow… Hmm, I can’t really imagine it.”
“I don’t know either since I haven’t been there myself. Well, it’s a dungeon, so I guess that’s all there is to it.”
Because of my knowledge from my previous life, I have a strong perception that slimes are the most basic monsters that beginners hunt.
But in this world, are slimes stronger than goblins?
“Are slimes strong?”
“No, they’re much weaker than goblins. I think they might be the weakest monsters in the dungeon.”
“Huh… That kind of monster is on the second floor?”
“Yeah, it’s one of the mysteries of the dungeon. Oh, but you can make more money with slimes?”
“Is it because they’re on the second floor, so the magic stones are worth more?”
Elsie denied my words from the side.
“That’s not it, Lant. Slime magic stones are traded for less than goblin magic stones.”
“Hmm? Then why are they more expensive?”
“Slimes are worth more for the slime itself than for the magic stones. By the way, slime magic stones are rarely traded.”
“Why?”
“Slime magic stones are often very close to or fused with the core. So, to defeat them, you often have to attack them along with the magic stone.”
“I see.”
“Instead, slime corpses are used in many ways, so it’s common to sell the slime corpses at the tool shop rather than the magic stones.
From what I’ve heard, they also process slimes and put them in pillows. Very expensive beds are filled with slimes and are very fluffy.”
I guess it’s like a water pillow or waterbed made of slime.
What kind of form do slimes have in this world?
Are they just like big water droplets?
Or do they have tentacles?
If it’s the latter, the scope of my lewd fantasies will widen.
If tentacles grow from the slime’s body, I can imagine a mild, squishy feeling.
Or if actual tentacles come out separately, I can imagine hard play with protrusions or aphrodisiacs.
Noah chuckled.
“Hehe, of course, there are other ways to use them too?”
What other ways?
Somehow, I feel like Noah will tell me the ways I want to hear.
I want her cat-like devilish knowledge to be passed on to me.
“Other ways?”
“Yeah, for example, when you’re taking care of your sword. If you process the slime with alchemy and put in a core that temporarily activates it, it becomes a very good maintenance tool. If you put a bloody sword in it without touching the core and take it out, oh my, the blood is all gone! And the blood inside is digested by the slime over time.”
That was practical information.
“You can… make a core?”
“Yeah, thanks to a genius alchemist who succeeded in research in the past. Thanks to that, maintenance slimes are essential items for mid-level adventurers. Well… once you buy one, you can use it almost continuously, so it’s expensive.”
“It costs a lot of money to make the core, so it can’t be helped.”
“Ah~ I want a maintenance slime too.”
Suddenly, a brilliant idea popped into my head.
“Hey, Noah. Is it okay to put a part of your body into a maintenance slime?”
Like my dick.
“Like a hand, for example. In my case, my hands get bloody easily.”
“Hmm~ I guess it’s okay? There are people who keep putting daggers into maintenance slimes. I think maintenance slimes only absorb liquids. Oh, but maybe it’s not good to put your hand in for too long.”
A possibility was born.
Using a slime as an onahole.
I can hold it, and as long as I don’t touch the core, I can masturbate enough.
Then the WIN-WIN relationship with nature will also end.
No, that’s good because it has a sense of liberation, so I’ll use it.
It might burst due to lack of durability, but in that case, I can just stick it in the slime and cum when I’m about to cum.
Then I can automatically dispose of my semen without using tissues.
“Ah, but you know~.”
Noah smiled the same smile she had when she guided me through the night streets.
“There are also slimes made for masturbation?”
My idea, which I had never expected, already had a great pioneer.
“Huh!?”
“Slimes are like semi-liquids, so they’re squishy. They change their shape with alchemy and make them into a pillar shape with a hole in the center, so you can enjoy the cool and squishy sensation.
They considered putting it directly in, but in that case, there was a risk of some of the slime entering the urethra, so they abandoned it?”
The case of slime entering the urethra.
I hadn’t thought of that.
Certainly, if it absorbs liquids, there is a risk of it entering the body to absorb the remaining liquid.
It might be okay for my body, but it’s a risk related to my dick, so it’s chilling.
Okay, let’s continue the WIN-WIN relationship with nature.
“On the other hand, female masturbation devices are popular? They lack firmness, but there are various types of products…”
Female ones, you say!
The alchemists who processed the slimes feel so great.
“Noah!”
“Hey, forgive me for this much, Elsie. Masturbation is something everyone does, right? Lant might buy one later when he makes money. It’s much healthier than going to a brothel.
Isn’t it too much to tell someone to never masturbate?”
If I couldn’t masturbate, I would lose 90% of the joy in my life.
“T-that’s true, but… we, we agreed not to talk about lewd things…”
“We’re talking about how you can handle it alone without having to mix bodies with a man and a woman, so it’s not lewd?”
“T-that’s sophistry! Really…”
Elsie tugged at the hem of my clothes.
“P-please come closer to me. If you’re too close to Noah, Lant will only think about lewd things.”
I’m sorry, Elsie, but even if it’s not Noah, I’m always full of lewd thoughts.
Yesterday, I masturbated a lot in nature with the fantasy of Elsie giving lewd sexual favors for donations.
It was very pleasant.
“That’s too much~ I was just telling Lant because he asked if there were any other ways~.”
“I-I don’t know!”
Maybe Noah is doing it on purpose because she wants to see Elsie get sulky.
I understand that feeling.
Elsie, who blushed and turned her head away, was very cute.
I want to have sex with Elsie when she’s sulking.
Elsie is sulking, but she wants to have sex, so she allows her body.
Even when they are naked and always ready to accept my dick, she turns her head away and insists that she is sulking.
But every time I thrust my dick, her sulking face gradually melts away, and her head is filled with the pleasure of sex, and in the end, she hugs me tightly and we have a storm of make-up sex!
I like humiliation and training stories, but I also like make-up stories mixed with pure love.
Just like eating sweet and salty snacks doesn’t get boring, mixing hard and soft fantasies is also a secret to enjoying fantasies with new stimulation.
If I leave it like this, Noah will keep teasing Elsie and make her angry, so let’s change the subject.
“Hey. If slimes are weaker than goblins and make money, let’s go down to the second floor today.”
“To the second floor?”
“Yeah, that’s good for Elsie and Noah too. And it would be good for me to make a lot of money.”
“That’s true. But…”
“It’s quite a distance from here to the stairs leading to the second floor. It’ll take at least two hours?”
“It takes that long?”
“The dungeon is big. So, once you get used to each floor, it’s standard to move from the morning to the next floor. But today, we spent a lot of time guiding Lant, and it’s almost lunchtime.”
“Come to think of it, how do you usually eat lunch in the dungeon?”
“Usually, we decide who will keep watch and take turns eating. If it’s near the warp device, we eat inside the barrier.”
“That’s why you can see a lot of people eating inside the barrier during lunchtime.”
“There are also people who eat outside because there aren’t enough seats.”
So, during lunchtime, many adventurers go to the warp device or go outside.
“If I could use a barrier, I could eat a little more safely…”
“Divine magic is ambiguous in terms of how you get inspiration, so it can’t be helped, Elsie.”
If I could create a barrier, wouldn’t it be possible to have a thrilling outdoor sex in the dungeon during lunch, taking advantage of the gap?
It’s a stimulating situation to do it in front of monsters.
They’re not humans, so they won’t feel much shame, but if I’m lucky, I might be able to see them embarrassed by the fact that someone is watching.
“I’ll pray to God more strongly so that Noah can eat in peace.”
“Yeah, I’ll look forward to it!”
Listening to the conversation, it seems to be a matter of distance after all.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea popped into my head.
It’s a very ingenious way for me to have a good experience and solve Elsie and Noah’s problems.
“Hey, Elsie, Noah. I have a good idea.”
