Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 13

Chapter 13 – Episode 13 – City Guide (2)

After finishing my meal, I went back up to the second floor and placed the extra clothes from my backpack on the bed.
Then, I went downstairs with my backpack and received my lunch box from Miranda, along with Elsie and Noah.
As I received my lunch box, I paid Miranda for a month’s worth of lunches.

“Miranda, here’s 13 silver.”
“Thank you. Please continue to use our inn and Tina’s massages.”

If I were to go to another inn, would Tina’s on-site service be possible?
The birth of Tina, the on-site massage girl!
But the tension of receiving it at the inn where Tina lives is more exciting, so I don’t think I’ll be moving inns.

“Yes.”

I put the lunch box in my backpack and waved to Tina before leaving the inn.

“Tina, I’ll be back.”
“Yes! Have a good day, Rent! Elsie and Noah, have a good day too!”
“Yes, I’ll be back.”
“See ya!”

We left the inn.
As we were heading towards the Adventurer’s Guild, Elsie asked me.

“Rent, what is Tina’s massage?”

Elsie doesn’t seem to know that Tina can give massages.
Elsie and Noah became adventurers about 10 days ago.
If they stayed at the Fox’s Rest 10 days ago, they might not know.

“Ah, Tina comes in the evening and gives massages. She mainly massages to loosen muscles.”
“Tina can do massages too, huh.”
“Yeah, Tina’s deceased father was a masseur. She learned massage from a massage book her father left behind.”
“I see. Hmm… should I try it once? My calves have been getting tight a lot since I became an adventurer. If Tina massages them, they’ll loosen up, right?”
“W-well, that’s probably true… umm.”

I felt a slight desire to monopolize Tina’s massages.
But that feeling quickly disappeared.
Tina’s massage, other than for me, is accompanied by tremendous pain.
I’m actually worried that Elsie might be in too much pain if she tries to get a massage.
No, maybe it would be good to recommend it once and hear Elsie’s screams.

If I remember the screams, I can arrange them with a slightly heated feeling when I fantasize, and it would be a good fap material.
But I feel a little bad about recommending Elsie to go through pain just because of my desire for fantasy.

“What’s wrong, Rent?”

Noah said as I was deep in thought about what to say to Elsie.

“Elsie, you should give it up.”
“Why, Noah?”
“I’ve heard about it. Tina’s massage is effective, but it’s incredibly painful.”

Noah seemed to know the truth about Tina’s massage.

“Huh?! R-really, Rent?”
“Yeah, that’s what they say. I was fine because it didn’t hurt and I felt refreshed, but according to Tina, the customers who received it so far were in a lot of pain. Some of them even screamed and fainted.”
“T-that painful… wait? Then why doesn’t it hurt Rent?”

Noah grinned and said.

“Look at Rent’s torso, Elsie. It looks really solid. Besides, he’s got a body that can blow away a hobgoblin in one hit, so that’s probably why.”

Hearing Noah’s words, Elsie nodded, looking convinced.

“Hmm… that does seem likely. Then I guess I should give it up. Even if it’s effective… I’m scared since it’s that painful. Besides, I’m still a low-rank, so I don’t have enough money.”

If she’s short on money for something other than a massage, I can donate to Elsie.
If Elsie gives me sexual favors as a sign of gratitude for the donation, I’m willing to donate as much as possible.
A pure relationship is good, but a promiscuous relationship tied with money is also good.

While we were talking, we had already arrived at the Adventurer’s Guild.
We entered the Adventurer’s Guild and went to the reception desk where Leni was.

“Hello, Leni.”
“Hello, Rent. Hello, Elsie and Noah.”
““Hello, Leni.””

Leni gave us three a business smile.
I was disappointed that it wasn’t the genuine smile she showed me yesterday.
If that smile was only for me, then I would be happy that she’s showing me a business smile now.

But even with a business smile, Leni’s beauty was still unchanged.
Of course, her figure was still boasting a voluptuous line.
I made good use of you in my fantasies yesterday!
I will make good use of you in my fantasies today too!

“You three are together today. Did you meet yesterday?”
“Yes, we met in the dungeon yesterday.”
“Then did you form a party?”

Seeing us three together, Leni must have thought we formed a party.
If I vaguely say yes at this time, I might be able to be in the same party as Elsie and Noah.
While I was thinking that, Elsie shook her head and said.

“No, we didn’t form a party. Rent happened to be staying at the inn where Noah and I are staying. So we came together.”
“I see. If you do form a party, please let me know. I’ll register Rent in Elsie and Noah’s party.”
“Yes…”

Elsie nodded, her words a little vague.
Could it be that Elsie doesn’t want to be in a party with me?
Could it be that, unlike Tina, she has a repulsion to muscular bodies?

If that’s the case, I’ll be very depressed.
I’ll probably have a fantasy of imprinting pleasure with my dick so that I don’t care about my muscular body.
No, even if I’m not depressed, it’s good material for a wank.
Okay, let’s use this too.

“Then Rent, Elsie, and Noah, what kind of request will you take?”
“I’d like a goblin one, please.”
“I’d like a goblin one too, please.”
“Me too, a goblin one!”
“Okay, then I’ll give you all a request to collect 5 goblin magic stones. I hope you all complete your requests safely.”
“Yes, Leni!”

We left the Adventurer’s Guild.
As soon as we left the guild, Noah stood in front of me, turned around, and winked at me.

“Alright! From now on, I’ll give Rent, who’s new to this city, a tour of the city! And I’ll tell you anything you don’t know~ Come on, follow me!”

Noah took the lead and walked away.

“Hehe, I’ll tell you anything you want to know too, Rent. Let’s go, Rent.”
“Okay, Elsie.”

Elsie and Noah showed me around various places in the city.
The city’s temple where you can receive healing.
The weapon and tool shops that adventurers often use.
A shop that sells everyday clothes.
A shop that sells magic books and magic tools.
An alchemist’s shop that mainly sells potions.
The Merchant’s Guild and the Mage’s Guild, which is like a research institute for mages.

Besides that, they showed me a shop that has a good reputation and the plaza near the dungeon entrance, which is the next most popular place for people in the city to gather.
And now, we were sitting on a bench in the city park, taking a break.
The order is Noah, then me, then Elsie.
I’m very happy to be sitting between two beautiful girls.
Is this what they call being surrounded by flowers?

“That’s about all the places Rent needs to know.”
“If you remember the places we just showed you, you won’t have any trouble adventuring.”
“Thank you, Noah, Elsie.”
“No need to thank us. This is a reward.”
“Yes, that’s right. I’m happy to be of help to Rent.”

On the right, Noah’s lively smile.
On the left, Elsie’s gentle smile.
Seeing the smiles of the two beautiful people, I feel at peace.

Today, I’ll use the two of them smiling and giving me sexual favors as material for my fap.
Being at peace is one thing.
Being excited by the two’s beautiful smiles is another.
It’s the sad male instinct that makes me feel lust when I see a beautiful woman.

“Oh, did you know? This park is popular with couples? Look over there.”

Noah pointed to a couple sitting on a bench, leaning on each other and spending a cozy time together.
Not only in the place Noah pointed to, but there were also couples everywhere.
It’s a world of difference from the single adventurers like me who form parties with the same gender in dungeons.

No, I have the lewd fox angel Tina, so I’m better than them.
Let’s think that way.
Noah leaned slightly and looked up at me, smiling.

“What do you think we look like to other people? Good party members? Or maybe…”

*Wham*

“Rent’s harem, who’s dating two beautiful women at the same time?”

Noah hugged my arm and leaned her body towards me.
I could feel the soft skin of Noah and the soft touch of her breasts on my arm.
I think Noah’s proactive side is very good!
Could it be that Noah is a different kind of virgin bitch than Tina?

More than that, the word Rent’s harem.
I think it’s very good.
How nice would it be if it came true in reality.
Noah hugged my arm and poked my arm muscles with her finger.

“Ooh, Rent’s body is really solid. But it also seems a little elastic… is this what real muscle is?”
“N-Noah! Y-you shouldn’t play such pranks! G-get away from R-R-Rent!”

Elsie’s face turned bright red as she warned Noah.

“What, Elsie. Are you jealous? Elsie, you can stick to Rent like me, right? Elsie has big breasts, so Rent will like it.”

You are absolutely right.
And Noah’s breasts were also very good.
Especially thanks to the tight-fitting clothes, I could feel the curves of Noah’s breasts well through my arm.

“I-I’m not jealous! And b-big breasts! Saying that in front of Rent… really! Noah, I’m really going to get angry!”
“Hehehe, sorry, sorry. Ah, Rent’s face turned bright red!”

Noah laughed with a sly face.

“Hehe, were you so happy that my breasts touched you? Pfft, Rent is cute.”

I was very happy.
Noah seems to have a mischievous side in addition to her lively side.
Oh, mother and father.
There was a fox angel named Tina and a cat devil named Noah in this world.

“N-Noah!”
“Okay~ really. Rent is our savior, so it’s okay to do this much service, right?”

Noah got off my arm.
Is there no more lewd service?

“R-rewards should be more wholesome!”
“Ehh~ Rent would like what I’m thinking more, right?”

I want to hear specifically what you’re thinking.

“R-Rent!”
“Y-yes! Elsie.”
“Rent, don’t you have anything you want to ask? I’ll tell you, not Noah!”
“Ah, you changed the subject.”
“Noah, be quiet! Rent, do you have any questions?”

I want to enjoy Noah’s devilish conversation a little more, but Elsie would hate it.
For now, let’s ask what I wanted to know, excluding the lewd stuff.
…What should I ask?

Let’s organize my thoughts for a moment.
Honestly, I really want to know the feeling of bare skin when I touch it, but that’s lewd, so I’ll exclude it.
I also want to ask about her favorite food or tastes, but it feels like I’m intentionally hitting on her, so I’ll exclude that too.
In the first place, I only have vague memories and knowledge about adventurers from my past life, so I don’t know much.
But if I ask questions based on my past life’s knowledge, it will look strange if I ask the wrong questions.

Then let’s start by getting an explanation of the basics.
The longer I get an explanation, the more I can hear Elsie’s gentle and soft voice, which is good.
If I remember the tone of her voice well, it can also help with my fap, so it’s a win-win.

“Elsie, can you tell me about adventurers from the very basics?”
“From the basics?”
“I’ve only lived in a village so far. The only monsters in our village are goblins that come a few times a month. So adventurers rarely come unless they’re passing through on their way to the Platan.”

There were opportunities to meet fantasy adventurers when I was young.
But when I was training in the forest or building a WIN-WIN relationship with nature, the adventurers left without staying in the village.
If there was a female adventurer at that time, it would have been new fap material.
It’s a real shame.

“Rent’s village is a peaceful place.”
“Yeah. I also learned about ranks for the first time yesterday.”

I didn’t expect it to be a setting similar to the knowledge I had.

“You didn’t know about ranks either?”
“Elsie, it’s not surprising, is it? We grew up in Platan, so we know, but other people are probably the same as Rent, right? If adventurers don’t visit often due to the areas where monsters live or the nature of the routes, adventurers are just strong people to other villagers.

The adults in the village know about ranks… but they don’t say it with ranks, right? They just say they’re adventurers.”

“That’s true… I’m sorry, Rent.”
“No, if I listen to Noah, ranks are common sense for Elsie and Noah, right? Elsie, I want you to think that I don’t know anything at all and tell me the most common and important things for an adventurer.”

For example, why are the outfits of fantasy female adventurers so desirable?

“…Hmm, then Rent, do you know about promotions and inspiration?”