Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 432

Chapter 432 – Ogre King

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It didn’t even take an hour to completely subdue all the ogres in the vicinity.

After a thorough ogre hunt, Ms. Jishin Ninya, Noah, and Ms. Tikia all looked refreshed.

And perhaps it was because they had seen so much blood.

All three of them had slightly flushed faces, and their eyes on me were intense.

It seems tonight will be a particularly passionate night!

Noah grinned mischievously, pointing a finger at Elsie and saying,

“Ah, Elsie. That’s unfair! You were with Rent while we were hunting so hard.”

“Haa, th-that’s…”

“Rent~ My body is so hot♡ Feel it for yourself♡”

Ms. Ninya, slightly sweaty, hugged me head-on.

Along with the scent of Ms. Ninya’s sweat, which aroused my desire, her ample chest, comparable to Elsie’s, pressed against my sternum.

“Me too, me too! My body is super hot right now!”

As if competing with Ms. Ninya, Noah hugged me from the opposite side of Elsie.

“Phew, I flew enough to be satisfied.”

Ms. Tikia, using her levitation magic, rode on my shoulders as usual.

“You were amazing, Ms. Tikia.”

“Really? Just amazing?”

“It’s a given that Ms. Tikia is cute.”

“Hehehe♡”

Ms. Tikia hugged my head tightly.

Being embraced by my lovers from all four directions at once is truly blissful.

Hmm, should we all try sleeping in the same room tonight for the first time in a while?

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I couldn’t leave the ogre corpses as they were, so I stored them in my inventory.

The ogres around here would all fit in my inventory.

Even with the inventory Mr. Kelban gave me, I wouldn’t be able to store all the ogres we dealt with in the mountains.

If I combine it with what the Adventurer Guild’s clone has, it might barely be possible.

“Hey, Rent. It seems like we’ve cleared the main base, but what about the ogres still in the mountains?”

“Don’t worry, I’m using my clones to catch them diligently. I think I’ll catch them all within three hours.”

Besides ogres, there were goblins, orcs, wild wolves, and other monsters and animals in the mountains, but I’m ignoring them for now.

“Ooh~ That’s so like Rent♪”

Noah grinned and poked my nipple area.

Ooh, Noah, don’t poke me there right now.

Seeing her being so proactive, it seems Noah is more excited than I thought.

“Hehe♡”

Ms. Ninya went a step further, using her fingertip to lightly touch and move my penis through my pants.

If we go back now, I think we’ll finish the report and head straight to the inn.

“Let’s go back and report first!”

“Um… Rent♡ What will you do after that?”

Elsie asked, her soft embrace tightening, pressing her chest even closer to my body.

“W-we should eat lunch.”

“And after lunch?”

Ms. Tikia asked, squeezing my thigh tightly.

…Aren’t you all in heat?

This is great!

I shouted loudly to everyone.

“Let’s go to the nightlife district!”

The afternoon schedule has changed from sightseeing to lovey-dovey time.

Ah, but first, let’s wipe off the blood on our clothes.

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After washing up, I returned to the Guild Master’s office and reported to Guild Master Raiga.

Everyone else was waiting on the first floor.

“It’s almost all resolved.”

“…What? Almost all resolved? Does that mean… you’ve found the ogres’ purpose and base?”

“Ah, of course, I found and located it. And I stormed the base and subdued the ogres there, including the Ogre King.”

Guild Master Raiga’s mouth dropped open for a moment, and his eyes twitched.

“Wha… what did you say?”

“And I’m currently dealing with the remaining ogres in the mountains. If we exclude the base and only count the mountains… there are over 400 of them.”

“Wait… wait a minute.”

Guild Master Raiga grabbed his head with one hand and extended his palm towards me.

“I’m not processing this well. I certainly… acknowledged your skills, and above all, Dante recognized you as an S-rank adventurer, so I thought you could do something absurd. But…”

Guild Master Raiga tilted his head and said,

“It hasn’t even been half a day… and you’re saying it’s almost all resolved?”

“Yes.”

“How is that possible? No matter how fast you are, you and your party members alone couldn’t possibly…”

“I’ll prove how I did it now.”

And then, for about 10 minutes, I demonstrated my clone technique and showed a video of me resolving the situation, as well as the video of the base raid.

After watching the video, Guild Master Raiga’s face was completely stiff as he said,

“The world… is vast…”

Guild Master Raiga’s eyes seemed as if he had become enlightened, like a sage.

“Rent.”

“Yes.”

“Do you perhaps have a clone in Pludan right now?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Then can you use that clone to talk to Dante?”

“Yes, I can.”

“Then please contact him for a moment.”

“Yes.”

I created a clone for communication, had it stand against the wall, and then projected Guild Master Dante’s face through the video orb.

As soon as Guild Master Dante’s face appeared, Guild Master Raiga said,

“Hey, Dante.”

“What is it, Raiga?”

“…There’s a limit to how absurd things can be, isn’t there?”

“Hahahahahahaha!”

Guild Master Dante suddenly burst into laughter.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you make that face. It’s like when you challenged the former Gwein to a duel and got thoroughly beaten!”

“S-shut up! Haa, I just received a report. I even saw the scene of the resolution through something called a video orb. It’s really… amazing.”

“Haha, he resolved the situation very quickly during the Lidan incident as well.”

“Lidan… you mean that female orc incident? Rent was involved in that too?”

“That’s right, he resolved it. In less than half a day.”

“A truly absurd hero has appeared in Pludan.”

“I consider him the pride of Pludan.”

Hmm~ Hearing it from the Guild Master like this makes me feel very embarrassed.

“Anyway, I need to see the details with my own eyes. I need to investigate the incident.”

“Understood. Then I’ll get back to work.”

Guild Master Dante asked me to turn off the video, so I stopped the video communication.

As the screen went dark, Guild Master Raiga snorted once.

“Hmph, still a workaholic.”

“Um… Were Guild Master Dante and Guild Master Raiga close friends in the past?”

“Close friends? Well… we were in the same party back in the day, so I guess you could say we were close. Even 20 years ago, that guy was still a boring fellow.”

Even though he said that, the corners of Guild Master Raiga’s mouth were turned up.

“Alright, I’ve seen the video, so I almost believe it, but I want to go to that base myself to confirm. Can you take me there?”

“Are you going alone, Guild Master?”

“No, I’ll take about three more investigators with me. You were able to get your party members all the way from Pludan, so it should be possible for you to transport us, right?”

“Yes, of course.”

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Since I needed to show the site to the Guild Master, I created a clone and told everyone to eat a little later.

Of course, other adventurers were surprised when I created the clone, but since they already knew I was an S-rank adventurer, they had expressions that seemed to say, “I guess that’s possible,” and faces that showed they wanted to ask but were too intimidated to approach.

Then, I went outside with the Guild Master and the staff, and flew through the sky using telekinesis towards the ogres’ annihilated base.

“Hah, I’m flying in the sky… I’m not even a dragon knight…”

“U-uh… uh…”

“G-Guild Master, is this real? Please pinch my cheek.”

“It’s real even without pinching.”

After about 10 minutes, we arrived at the base.

The guild investigators were wide-eyed with surprise at the sight of blood splattered everywhere.

“How many… how many were there here?”

“Roughly, there were over 300. That was the tent where the Ogre King was… but now it’s flown away and fallen over.”

“I-I’ll start the investigation immediately!”

The investigators scattered, looking at the bloodstains on the ground and the places where trees were impaled, writing something in the books they had brought with them.

Guild Master Raiga looked around and then asked me,

“Rent, you defeated the Ogre King here?”

“Yes.”

“Then the corpses…”

“They’re in my inventory.”

“Can you take out just the Ogre King’s corpse for a moment?”

“Understood.”

At Guild Master Raiga’s request, I took out the upper half of the Ogre King’s body.

“…This is the Ogre King. It’s just like the data, there’s a horn in the center of its forehead.”

After squatting down for a moment and touching the shoulder and forehead horn with his hand, Guild Master Raiga stood up, seemingly satisfied.

“That’s enough.”

“Yes.”

As I put the Ogre King back, Guild Master Raiga said,

“You’re still using clones to deal with the ogres, right?”

“Yes. But it seems like I’ve caught almost all of them, I haven’t seen any ogres for the past 30 minutes.”

“Hmm… if that’s the case, you can stop now. Now that they’ve lost their Ogre King, they won’t be too much of a threat.”

“Are you sure?”

“If you, who are so absurd, say you don’t see any, then there must be very few left. So it’s fine.”

“Understood.”

At the Guild Master’s words, I immediately dispelled the clones I had placed in the mountains.

“Ah, it seems like a lot of ogre corpses will be found in the forest for a while, so please announce that in advance.”

“I will. Well… other monsters will take care of the corpses on their own in about two weeks.”

Guild Master Raiga crossed his arms and then said,

“Mission accomplished… well done, Dungeon Crasher Rent. As the Guild Master of the Kanol Adventurer Guild…”

He extended his hand to me.

“I thank you.”

“Yes.”

Just like in the morning, I shook hands with Guild Master Raiga.

“I originally set a large sum for the mission reward, anticipating the Ogre King and a large number of ogres… it’s going to be quite difficult to pay this additional fee.”

“You don’t have to give me the additional fee…”

“No, this is a matter of course as a Guild Master. But it seems difficult to give it to you right now.”

“Then, set a payment schedule and give it to me in installments each month.”

“Hmm? That would be good for us, but are you sure?”

“Yes. I can come here easily anyway.”

“Hahaha, that’s true.”

I have plenty of money anyway, so I don’t mind receiving it slowly.

“Ah, can I sell the Ogre King’s corpse to the Adventurer Guild here?”

“What? Are you serious? That would be great for me… but usually, you can make more money by putting it up for auction yourself.”

“I have plenty of money, so it’s fine. And it also means that I want to maintain a good relationship with the Kanol Adventurer Guild in the future.”

“Hahahaha! You’re as generous as an S-rank! Then I’ll buy the Ogre King’s corpse and as many other ogre corpses as possible.”

“Yes.”

At that moment, the face of the Guild Master of Lidan came to my mind.

“Ah, Guild Master Raiga. I have one question.”

“What is it?”

“Where is the most recommended restaurant in Kanol?”

Just like how the Guild Master of Kanol told me about a shop that sells delicious apple pie, I wondered if Guild Master Raiga knew of a place that sells delicious food.

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After the investigators finished their investigation, I returned to Kanol.

Sizzle…

“Looks delicious…”

“N-Noah, can we eat now?”

“No, just a little… just a little more, wait.”

“Noah is right. The meat isn’t cooked through yet. You need to rotate it like this to get it evenly cooked.”

“Oh, Tikia, nice!

“It smells so good♪ Hehe, where did you find this place, Rent?”

“Guild Master Raiga told me about it.”

We came to a famous deer skewer restaurant in Kanol that Guild Master Raiga had told us about, and we were waiting for the meat to be fully cooked.

Noah, who has a sensitive nose, and Ms. Tikia, who usually does housework, were in charge of grilling the meat.

They were both carefully watching the meat, rotating the skewers while making sure the vegetables attached to the meat didn’t burn.

“Alright! It’s ready now! Let’s eat!”

“Rent, Elsie, Ninya. Give me your plates. I’ll serve you. Do you want the skewers on? Or should I take them off?”

“I like them on.”

“Ah, please take them off for me.”

“I like the skewers on♪”

“Okay.”

Ms. Tikia quickly moved her hands, placing the grilled skewers on my and Ms. Ninya’s plates, and then, using magic, she created thin, long rods like chopsticks and quickly removed the meat and vegetables from the skewers onto Elsie’s plate.

“Here.”

“Thank you, Ms. Tikia.”

“Hey~ What about mine?”

“Noah, you know which ones are cooked well. Just eat them yourself.”

“Tch~.”

Noah also took the skewers onto her plate.

“Ms. Tikia, you can use Mana Weapons too?”

“The technique of Mana Weapons itself is simple. But it’s impossible to match the texture and color like Rent does. Slurp, looks delicious. Let’s eat quickly!”

“Yes.”

And then, we each held our skewers or used forks to pick up the meat and vegetables.

“”Let’s eat!””

We ate the delicious deer meat skewers.

The meal we ate after working hard was very special.