Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 414

Chapter 414 – Errand

“Please listen to me… Rent-nim!!! *Sniffle, sob, sob!*”

“L-Lelia-ssi?”

“I… I… was so incredibly happy when I first met the High Priest and found out I had talent! Back then, the High Priest was just a priest… but still, I was so happy when I heard I had talent! Eventually, I made this weird decision and went to Solario, and it was just training, missions, training, missions, training, missions…

It’s not that I hate it? Every time I complete a mission, there are people I save, and when I see the faces of those who are grateful, I feel so proud of myself. My days were mostly spent traveling around Solario, dealing with fanatics or defeating monsters…

I accumulated a lot of achievements, and the High Priest who recommended me also rose to the position of High Priest, and I was promoted to the honorable position of the 13th Knight Commander. But… but…”

Large tears welled up in Lelia-ssi’s eyes.

“When I came to my senses, I was already 28… I’ve passed the prime age for marriage by a lot… Moreover, my position has become stable, and I’ve been spending more time in the capital taking care of my subordinates rather than going on missions myself, and that’s when I realized! Solario… basically… has a very loose concept of sex!”

Lelia-ssi gulped down the alcohol in her glass in one go and slammed the glass down.

“Sex with love is important, but they say that training in sex techniques is also necessary to further enhance the happiness of that loving sex! There are even professional sex technique instructors in Solario!

Of course, it’s wrong to get pregnant while having sex with an instructor, but the culture doesn’t really condemn it if the other person is with someone else!

And because they basically encourage love and childbirth so much, their greetings feel like sexual harassment!”

I could tell that much from what I’d seen.

“Usually, I’m a Holy Knight, so people know that and speak to me in a normal, polite way. Even when I was constantly on missions, people like commanders didn’t say such things because of the place.

But once I settled in the capital for a long time, I realized what kind of country I had come to work in! Eleven years after arriving! Even if I wanted to leave now, I can’t, *sniffle*… *hic*… *Ahahaha!*”

She’s laughing after crying.

“I’m a woman too. I’m a woman! I want to marry a wonderful man and build a happy family!”

“Of course, you would.”

“That’s right! So… so I hinted a little to the High Priest. That it was about time for me to get married. Of course, the High Priest didn’t tell me to focus on work or anything, but rather actively recommended it! But… but…”

*Bang, bang, bang!*

Lelia-ssi pounded the table hard with her fist.

“Why! Why are all the guys I meet good at their jobs but have Solario-style ideologies!!!”

“…Isn’t that because the High Priest introduced them?”

“I know! I know that! But… but still, all the conversation topics are about how good I’d be at giving birth and about the teachings of Solishin! I want to talk about something more fresh! Like dating! I want to!”

It was a desperate cry from the heart.

“Isn’t it funny that I’m saying this at 32? But my heart is still the same as it was back then at 17! Look at my appearance too! My skin is so firm, right? Hahahaha!!! I’ve been promoted so much because I’ve been constantly on missions! Thanks to that, my appearance hasn’t changed much since I was 20!”

“T-That’s amazing!”

“Yes! Even during missions, I’ve made sure to take care of my skin for my future darling! *Hoo, hoo*, but it’s all useless… All the men I’ve met on blind dates only talk about having babies, so I’ve turned them all down! *Ahahahaha!!!* I have the right to choose tooooo!!!”

“Yes, you do.”

“Exactly! Rent-nim understands me too! *Sniffle, sob*… *Waaahhhh!!!* I’ve been so stressed because my subordinates don’t understand me at all!! *Waaahhhh!!!*”

After crying her heart out, Lelia-ssi suddenly dropped her head.

“But… I’m 32 now… and I’ve turned down more than 50 blind dates. I’m even starting to think I should give up on marriage…”

“D-Don’t give up.”

“*Waaahhhh!!!* My liiiiife!!!”

“It’s okay, a good day will surely come.”

“Really… will it? I’m 32 now…”

“Lelia-ssi, you’ve been promoted, so you’re still young enough. And when you find true love, age won’t matter to the other person.”

For example, Miranda-ssi is currently 41, but I love Miranda-ssi with all my heart.

Moreover, whether it’s a characteristic of the beastkin or if Miranda-ssi is just youthful, she’s still as beautiful as ever.

She was promoted last time, so Miranda-ssi’s appearance maintenance period has increased even more.

“R-Really…?”

“Yes. As proof… Lelia-ssi, I currently have eight lovers.”

“What? E-Eight?”

“Yes, they’re all lovely lovers.”

“You… you have a lot of love. The High Priest must be pleased.”

Lelia-ssi, even though she’s drunk, looks like she’s sobering up a bit.

“Ahem, the important thing is not the number right now… but among them, there’s someone who’s older than Lelia-ssi.”

“What? Older than me? How old is that person…?”

“She’s 41.”

“41…!? Um, if you don’t mind me asking, how old are you, Rent-nim…?”

“I’m 20.”

“20!? You’re young!? And you’re at your freshest… *Ahem*, s-sorry.”

“No, it’s okay. Anyway, like me, you can love someone without being bound by their age. So, please have hope, Lelia-ssi.”

“T-Thank you, Rent-nim. …But can I really find someone? If I stay single like this… *sniffle*… *sob!*”

“It’s okay! Lelia-ssi, you’re beautiful and sincere!”

“I-I might be seen as just a pretty but frustrating woman…”

“If anyone thinks that, they have no eye for beauty. In my eyes, Lelia-ssi, you’re very beautiful and attractive.”

“R-Really? But I… when I drink like this, I just say whatever comes to mind… Aren’t I a total mess? Doesn’t it turn you off?”

“Lelia-ssi, you’re cute at this level. There are far worse adventurers in the Platoon.”

That’s the truth.

I’ve even seen people completely naked and sprawled on the floor.

“Rather, seeing a different side of the usually sincere Lelia-ssi might even make some people more attracted to you or think you’re cute.”

“R-Really?”

“Yes! So, please have hope!”

“But I… I’m a woman who’s turned down blind dates multiple times…”

“That’s because the High Priest introduced them. They’re all people born in Solario with Solario’s common sense as their base. So, how about Lelia-ssi try to target men from other places besides Solario?”

“Men from other places…”

“Yes, there’s Bridan and Escal too.”

“Bridan and Escal…”

“If you look outside of Solario, there will surely be someone who will like Lelia-ssi and want to build a family with you! So, it’s still too early to give up!”

“That’s right! You’re right!”

“Yes, that’s right!”

Lelia-ssi’s expression brightened at my encouragement.

“Rent… nim… *sniffle!*”

Then she became tearful again.

Why?

“*Waaahhhh!!!* Rent-nim, you’re such a good person!!! *Waaahhhh!!!* I’m sorry for cursing you at the Adventurer’s Guild without knowing anything!!! *Waaahhhh!!!*”

“It’s okay, Lelia-ssi, please stop crying. A smile suits a beauty like Lelia-ssi better.”

“*Sniffle*… *sniffle*… Thank… you.”

“Come on, let’s toast, let’s toast.”

I poured alcohol into Lelia-ssi’s and my glasses and suggested a toast.

At times like this, it’s good to drink again and lift the mood.

“Yes, cheers.”

“Let’s do it more cheerfully and loudly! Cheers!”

“Cheers!”

Raising our glasses high, Lelia-ssi and I drank again.

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“*Hic*…! *Hic*! Hehehe! Today is a really good day! To meet someone like Rent-nim! To have cursed someone like this! I was still foolish! Hahahaha!! Ahh…!! I feel so good!”

It’s almost evening, and I’m walking while supporting Lelia-ssi, who’s been drinking since almost midday.

Lelia-ssi, who’s in a good mood again, is talking about the missions she’s been on so far.

Investigations or captures of crazy fanatics, monster subjugation, escorting important meetings, and so on.

One thing she proudly talked about was that she had a small fight with an A-rank adventurer from another region, and they had a match of arm wrestling, which Lelia-ssi easily won.

After saying that, she was about to become tearful again, saying, ‘Who would like a woman who’s this strong? Would anyone even take me?’ so it was hard to calm her down.

Lelia-ssi was full, so we left the store.

I said I would pay as a reward for her guiding me.

“Lelia-ssi, where is your accommodation?”

“That way~ that way~ hehehehe~.”

She still has a sense of direction, but she’s completely drunk on the outside.

“Rent-nim, you’re really strong with alcohol~.”

“I detoxify it quickly even when I drink.”

“Oh! You’re a superhuman, a superhuman! The strongest superhuman! Rent-nim! Ahahahaha!”

And I arrived at the Holy Knight Order’s accommodation, following Lelia-ssi’s guidance.

Even though it’s called an accommodation, it seems to be a place for work, not a home.

When I went inside, there were two female Holy Knights I had met at the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Excuse me.”

“Yes, what brings you here… Huh? Commander! Why are you so drunk again?”

“Who is this person next to you… Ah, thank you for bringing the Commander here. You seem to have a robust physique.”

This is definitely a compliment as a formality.

“Um… thank you. You have a body that would be good for having many children.”

I just said something that came to mind.

“Hehe, thank you.”

It seems like that was the right answer.

“Commander~ I’m going to cast a detox magic on you~.”

Another female Holy Knight is about to cast a detox magic on Lelia-ssi.

Maybe the reason why the voice I heard outside when I was talking to the High Priest was so clear was because they used magic to clear the alcohol like this.

When her subordinate approached, Lelia-ssi took a small step back and then lay down on the floor, kicking her feet and legs like a child throwing a tantrum.

“Eeeeh~ No, no, no! I was having such a good time being drunk! I don’t want to sober up!”

“Don’t act like a child. And don’t lie on the floor. Your hair will get damaged. And you still have work left to do.”

“I’ll do it tomorrow!”

“You always say, ‘Why didn’t you sober me up yesterday?’ when tomorrow comes. Really… you’re annoying but sincere. Cure!”

A light green light enveloped Lelia-ssi’s body.

“…….”

Lelia-ssi’s body completely stiffened and she didn’t move.

“Commander? You need to get up. You’re sober now.”

*Creak, creak*, Lelia-ssi looked up at me with stiff movements.

And then Lelia-ssi slowly lowered her hands and legs that she had been kicking, then got up.

“I’m sorry…….”

She bowed to me and apologized.

She’s the type who remembers everything she did while drunk.

“Huh? Commander? Did you perhaps do something wrong to this person while you were drunk?”

“I’m sorry. Our Commander isn’t a bad person, but she gets a little unhinged when she drinks…”

“No, she didn’t make any mistakes. Lelia-ssi, please raise your head. I had fun drinking with Lelia-ssi. I wasn’t uncomfortable at all.”

“R-Rent-nim…! B-But…….”

“Come on, please get up.”

I reached out my hand to Lelia-ssi.

“……Thank… you.”

Lelia-ssi took my hand and got up.

I smiled contentedly so that Lelia-ssi wouldn’t feel awkward and said,

“Thank you for guiding me, Lelia-ssi. It was very fun. The food and alcohol at the store you introduced were delicious. It was also fun talking with Lelia-ssi. Thank you.”

“Ah, no, it’s nothing. I’m the one who… thank you, Rent-nim. Thanks to Rent-nim, I feel like I should… try harder.”

“I’m glad that Lelia-ssi feels that way. Then, I’ll be going now. Let’s meet again next time.”

I reached out my hand for a handshake, and Lelia-ssi looked at my hand for a moment, then grabbed my hand tightly.

“Yes, Rent-nim. Next time you come… I’ll guide you to a place where your lovers can enjoy themselves too.”

“Yes, I’ll be looking forward to it.”

And I finished it off warmly and left the Holy Knight Order’s accommodation.

…Alright! On the way back, let’s have a fantasy of forcibly taking a drunk woman from the sky to a motel and having a seed-planting time!

『Even if the ending is heartwarming, it’s the sad instinct of a masturbator to use it as material and have hard fantasies in the end.』