Chapter 4 – Goblin Extermination
I stopped my daydreaming and looked ahead.
In the darkness, four goblins, each wielding a club, were charging towards me.
It seemed that clubs were the standard weapon for goblins born in dungeons.
The goblins I had seen outside were often just wearing rags around their waists and were empty-handed.
If they did have weapons, they were usually rusty daggers or broken branches.
‘They look the same whether they’re in a dungeon or outside.’
I picked up a random stone lying on the ground and threw it, aiming for the head of the goblin on the far right.
Whoosh!
Thud!
The head of the goblin hit by the stone burst like a fruit thrown against a wall.
Kieeeek!?
The other three goblins were surprised to see the goblin suddenly collapse with its head burst open.
Kikkikie! Kieeeeee!
But the goblins weren’t afraid of me. Rather, they became angrier and charged at me.
Maybe it’s because they’re stupid, but it’s a characteristic of goblins that they don’t think they’ll die.
It’s because of that mental structure that I can make the fantasy of a careless adventurer being attacked and violated by goblins more realistic.
I could easily take them down by continuing to pick up and throw stones, but I thought that would be a bit too bland.
Since there’s no one around anyway, it would be good to try taking them down in various ways.
‘But let’s try to do it in a way that doesn’t splatter blood as much as possible.’
Kikkikkikkie!
The goblin on the far left jumped and swung its club at me.
Before the club could reach my body, I put strength into my right index finger and stabbed the goblin’s head.
Thwack!
The goblin’s skull was pierced instantly, and my thick index finger damaged the goblin’s brain.
The goblin lost its life while hanging from my finger in mid-air.
‘Ugh, my finger feels weird. It’s gross.’
When I pulled my finger out of the goblin’s head, the goblin’s body fell to the ground with a thud.
I shook the blood and brain matter off my finger.
Kie! Kikkikkie!
Thwack! Thwack!
While I was dealing with one goblin, the other two were swinging their clubs, hitting my legs and stomach.
But the goblins’ attacks couldn’t even scratch my body, let alone tickle me.
‘What should I do with these two…?’
I tried to think of various ways, but when I actually thought about it, all I could come up with was punching through their bodies or grabbing them and throwing them hard against the wall.
And both methods had the possibility of blood splattering or the magic stones inside their bodies breaking.
I thought about quickly moving and trying to extract their hearts, but if I messed up, my clothes would just get covered in blood, so I concluded that it would be better to just kill them normally.
“Hup.”
I clenched both fists and brought them down on the heads of the two goblins.
Thud!
The goblins’ heads caved in, and their heads were embedded up to their collarbones, causing the two goblins to collapse on the spot.
If I control my strength well, this method is surprisingly the least messy.
‘Now, I need to extract the magic stones.’
I was about to take out a dagger from my backpack to extract the magic stones.
But the moment I grabbed the backpack strap to take it off, this thought suddenly occurred to me.
‘Can’t I just pull them out with my hands?’
In the first place, the dagger in my backpack is no different from a fruit peeler.
Even if I washed it after cutting open a goblin’s chest, I wouldn’t want to use that dagger to peel fruit.
In that case, wouldn’t it be better to just take them out with my hands?
My finger was already covered in goblin blood and brain matter, so it wouldn’t make much of a difference if I stuck my hand into a goblin’s chest.
I grabbed the side of the goblin with the pierced head, lifted it up, and stuck my hand into its chest.
Thwack!
I felt the lukewarm sensation of the goblin’s insides through my fingers.
If I’m going to put my fingers into someone’s body, I’d rather put them into the soft, warm pussy of a pretty woman, not an ugly goblin.
As I wiggled my fingers, I felt something hard, not bone, embedded in the center of the goblin’s chest.
‘I guess this is the magic stone.’
I grabbed the object that I thought was the magic stone with my fingers and pulled my hand out.
A small, light green, jewel-like mineral was held in my fingers.
‘This is a magic stone. First, let’s shake off the blood.’
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
I vigorously shook my hand to get rid of the goblin blood on the magic stone and my hand.
I put the magic stone, now free of goblin blood, into the money pouch I had tied around my waist.
Then, I repeated the process, taking out the magic stones from the remaining three goblins, shaking off the blood, and putting them into the money pouch.
There was plenty of space in the money pouch, but it felt a bit icky to put the magic stones and money together.
‘Next time, I should bring a separate pouch for the magic stones.’
There was only one goblin left to fulfill the request.
But it would be too bland to come all the way to the dungeon and only catch five goblins.
I thought it would be good to hunt goblins at least until the money pouch couldn’t hold any more.
The more magic stones I have, the more money I’ll make.
That means I’ll have more spending money to go to a brothel.
My heart was overflowing with motivation.
‘Alright! Let’s go!’
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About 20 minutes had passed since I entered the dungeon.
When I first stepped in, I was excited, but now it was just boring.
In the first place, there was no chance that a goblin could kill me, so there was no sense of crisis or tension.
Whack!
I hit a goblin’s head.
Thwack!
I stuck my hand into its chest and took out the magic stone.
Whoosh! Whoosh!
I shook off the blood and put the magic stone into my money pouch.
That was all I did, over and over again.
The goblins weren’t scared and didn’t avoid me; rather, they charged at me with glee when they saw me alone, so I had already collected enough magic stones to fill my money pouch to the brim.
It was boring to keep hunting goblins like it was a job, so I was calmly hunting goblins while fantasizing about a situation where Ms. Lenny was giving me a steamy lesson on how a man should act.
Right now, I had come four times in Ms. Lenny’s mouth, five times on her chest, twice with my hands, and seven times between her thighs.
The Ms. Lenny in this fantasy was a sexy older woman who liked to tease me, constantly delaying putting it directly in her pussy.
Just like me in reality, I was of course amazing in my fantasy, but the details of my fantasy were gradually becoming blurry due to the boring and repetitive hunting.
I needed some new stimulation.
For example, meeting a pretty girl.
I always welcome people who can become new fantasy material.
I would especially welcome it if I could have a steamy relationship with them in reality.
If a woman suddenly appeared in a crisis and needed my help, that would be truly fateful.
‘But there’s no way that would happen so conveniently.’
Even though this is a fantasy world and I’m in a special situation where I’ve been reincarnated.
There’s no way that such a thing would happen so easily.
In the first place, this is the first floor of the dungeon.
In other words, it’s a hunting ground for beginners.
There’s no way there would be a female adventurer who fits my taste in such a place…
“Kyaaaaaaaaaa!”
I faintly heard a woman’s scream from deeper inside the dungeon.
‘Huh? Seriously? Really? For real? At this timing?’
The moment I complained that there was no way it would happen, I heard a woman’s scream.
I couldn’t believe that such a situation would occur.
But there’s no time to be dumbfounded.
It wasn’t a loud shout, but a scream from a woman who was clearly in shock.
The woman who was screaming was probably in a dangerous situation right now.
If that’s the case, I have to save her as soon as possible.
I put strength into my feet and kicked off the ground.
Bang!
At the same time as the ground was dented by my power, I leaped forward.
I could travel a long distance with just one kick off the ground.
This absurd run that seemed like it was from a movie was entirely possible with my current strength.
Kikkikkik!?
The goblins were surprised to see me suddenly rushing forward at an incredible speed.
But I didn’t have time to deal with them right now.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
I kicked off the ground again and again, quickly cutting through the dungeon towards the inside.
I still couldn’t see the owner of the faint scream.
Bang!
When I kicked off the ground again, I saw a crisis situation unfolding in the dim darkness ahead.
A woman who appeared to be human was sitting on the ground against the wall.
And a woman who appeared to be a beastkin was standing in front of the sitting woman, her left arm hanging limply, holding a dagger in her right hand.
And in front of them was a huge goblin with a large club that matched its size.
It was clearly a crisis situation.
I guessed that they were probably just hunting goblins when that giant goblin, probably a hobgoblin, appeared and ambushed them.
The beastkin woman’s limp left arm was a sign that she had been attacked by the goblin.
The woman sitting down was a priestess, judging by her attire.
Since she didn’t have the strength to fight directly, the beastkin woman, who was still able to fight, was trying to protect her.
But at this rate, they would be defeated by the hobgoblin.
If this were my fantasy, the hobgoblin would break the beastkin woman’s other arm, incapacitating her, and then thoroughly violate her with his huge dick in front of the woman who appeared to be a priestess.
The priestess woman, trembling in fear at the sight of her companion being violated, would be powerless and would only be able to watch her companion being violated while peeing her pants.
Or, even if she tried to run away, she would be gang-raped by other goblins who would come running at the sound of the beastkin woman’s screams.
Of course, that’s just my fantasy.
I don’t think the hobgoblin will violate them.
As proof, the hobgoblin is raising its club high, aiming for the head of the beastkin woman who is blocking its path.
In reality, if they were left like this, they would die miserably at the hands of the hobgoblin.
I enjoy fantasizing about the unfortunate situations and tragedies of many people in a sexual way for more stimulation.
But that’s just a fantasy.
Because it’s a fantasy, I can enjoy the tragedies and misfortunes that don’t happen in reality.
I’m not so mentally deranged that I enjoy seeing such things happen in reality.
YES to fantasy, NO to reality.
In the first place, if they were left like this, the beastkin woman’s skull would be crushed, and she would die a gruesome death.
I’m not into gore.
I absolutely don’t want to see a woman with a crushed head in my dreams.
So, I’m definitely going to overcome this situation.
Fortunately, I have the power to make that happen right now.
And if I can get closer to the two women by saving them, that would be even better for me.
Wouldn’t there be a situation where I would receive a reward with their bodies in return for saving their lives?
My motivation was surging.
Bang!
I kicked off the ground with all my might.
The scenery around me quickly passed by, and the distance to the hobgoblin closed, and I flew to the hobgoblin’s vicinity in an instant.
Thud!
I planted my feet on the ground to fix my body.
Even if my body is moving quickly, I can keep up with that speed.
It’s the result of my training, running around the forest since I was a child to deal with fast enemies.
I clenched my right fist.
But I immediately loosened my strength a lot.
If I hit it with too much strength, the hobgoblin would explode on the spot.
Then the magic stone would also break, and they would be covered in a large amount of blood along with the fragments of the exploded hobgoblin.
I shouldn’t create a situation that completely ruins my first impression.
Instead, let’s make my voice loud.
“Uryaahhhhhh!!!”
I punched the goblin’s shoulder.
Thuddddddd!
Even though it was a goblin, the hobgoblin’s thick shoulder, which was surprisingly muscular due to its large size, was crushed like paper in front of my monstrous strength.
Feeling the sensation of the muscles being crushed, I extended my fist as if pushing it away.
The hobgoblin bounced off the ground and was sent flying about 20 meters forward.
Fortunately, the hobgoblin’s body didn’t explode.
My fine-tuned strength control, which I had trained to find the right amount of power, produced the power I wanted.
“Huh?”
“Eh?”
Two frail female voices entered my ears.
I turned my head and looked at the two women.
Both the beastkin woman holding the dagger and the sitting priestess woman were looking at me with wide eyes.
Looking at them up close, they were both beautiful. No, looking at their youthful faces, it would be more appropriate to call them beautiful girls.
They were probably around the same age as me.
I wanted to see their faces and figures in more detail, but I could do that later.
First, the important thing is the first impression.
If I stare at them too intently, I’ll make a bad impression.
“Are you alright?”
Let’s respond like a gentleman.
If things go well, maybe there will be a day when I can respond as a gentleman of the night?
