Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 379

Chapter 379 – Episode 379: The Showdown With Ms. Lenny!

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We took about 20 minutes for post-meal semen consumption.

Since there’s a limit to how much semen one can drink after a meal, we compromised for the last 5 minutes, with Tikia and Elsie only, to just ejaculate into the air.

Noah and Ninya, on the other hand, seemed to have a separate stomach for semen, and they drank it all the way to the end with great relish.

After rinsing our mouths with water before leaving, we returned to the surface.

“Hey, before we go to the Adventurer’s Guild, let’s stop by a weapon shop.”

At Noah’s request, I was about to head to a weapon shop.

However.

“Wait a minute, Noah. Since we’re making one anyway, let’s go to a blacksmith.”

Ninya suggested we go to a blacksmith instead of a weapon shop.

“A blacksmith?”

“Yeah. Ordering a weapon from a blacksmith would be better than buying one from a store. If we were just hunting in the dungeon like normal, we could buy weapons from a store for now, but… we’re much faster than other adventurers, right?”

“Yeah, that’s true.”

“So, thinking about the future, I think it’s a good idea for Noah to have her own custom-made weapon.”

“Custom-made weapon!”

Noah’s eyes widened at the words “custom-made weapon.”

“Like Ninya’s spear?”

“That’s right. My spear was also custom-ordered from a blacksmith. You know my skill, right, Noah? When I use Lightning Enchant, I needed to make a weapon that was highly resistant to electricity.”

Indeed, a normal weapon could get scorched or damaged in some way by being imbued with electricity.

But Ninya’s spear showed no such signs.

No, until now, the opponents were of a lower level than Ninya, so there weren’t many opportunities to use it.

But even after cutting down monsters several times, Ninya’s spear never lost its sharpness.

Ninya personally maintains it regularly, but it was clear that her spear was an exceptional piece of equipment.

“What do you think, Noah? Do you want to go to the blacksmith I use?”

“Yes!”

Changing our plans, we followed Ninya to the blacksmith.

Clang! Clang! Clang!

The blacksmith was not far from the dungeon entrance.

Ninya entered the blacksmith and waved to a dwarf hammering a sword, calling out to him.

“Drakun, long time no see~.”

“…What is it, Ninya? Did you swing your spear around recklessly again and break the blade?”

“Oh my, when was the last time I made such a mistake? I don’t do that anymore~. Besides, I’m in a party now, you know?”

“Hmm… now that you mention it, I did hear that you joined the same party as Dungeon Crasher.”

Drakun, or rather, Mr. Drakun, glanced at me.

“Is that the man? He looks like he’s got a tremendous physique.”

“That’s right. It’s Rent. And he’s also my precious master♡”

“Hmph, you, who never thought about finding a partner and wore such vulgar clothes just to get men’s attention, now have a master… I’ve seen it all.”

“Don’t be so blunt~ You’re secretly happy that I found a master, aren’t you?”

“That’s a baseless assumption.”

Mr. Drakun had a more serious aura than Mr. Kelban.

“So, if it’s not for spear repairs, what brings you here?”

“I wanted you to make a weapon for Noah, a rogue in my party. And while you’re at it, take a look at my spear too.”

Mr. Drakun put the hammer he was using to forge the sword on the floor and got up from his seat.

“You must be Noah.”

Mr. Drakun looked directly at Noah, even though we hadn’t said who she was.

“Huh? How did you know?”

“You’re the only one wearing rogue attire.”

“Ah, that’s true.”

“Ninya, you brought enough money, right?”

“Don’t worry about that. We’ve been earning a lot lately. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have come here, would I?”

Mr. Drakun looked at Noah again and said,

“Hold out your hand.”

“My hand?”

When Noah held out her right hand, Mr. Drakun immediately said,

“Hold out both hands.”

This time, when Noah held out both hands, Mr. Drakun stared intently at Noah’s hands, then massaged them with both of his hands.

Then, he took his hands away and said to Noah,

“You mainly use one blade, but you also use two at times. How many blades do you want?”

“Um… if possible, I’d like to have four, including spares.”

“Do you prefer sharpness or durability?”

“Normally, I’d say sharpness… but today, my dagger blade broke, so I’d like it to be sturdy.”

“Show me the broken dagger.”

“The dagger? Here.”

Noah handed over the dagger.

Mr. Drakun took the dagger out of its sheath, looked at it for a moment, and then spoke.

“You broke this while fighting a gargoyle. It’s not easy to fight a gargoyle with this dagger. It’s good that it can pierce, but you forced the dagger to try and cut it. You seem to have taken good care of it… but the opponent was bad.”

“Oh, you know all that?”

“This much is basic.”

Mr. Drakun put the dagger back in its sheath and returned it to Noah.

“Durability comes naturally with good materials and techniques. When it comes to your weapons, I recommend you focus on sharpness.”

“Ah… then please do that.”

I could tell just from a short conversation that Mr. Drakun’s skills were exceptional.

Perhaps Noah felt it too, as she naturally started using polite language.

“If you’re going to keep using it, I’ll make you the best custom-made weapon with the best materials. But it will be expensive.”

“How much?”

“If you just want something that can defeat a gargoyle, 10 gold would be enough. But what I’m going to make now is a dagger that you’ll keep using. So…”

Mr. Drakun held up four fingers on both hands and said,

“800 gold.”

“E-eight hundred? Then… that means 200 gold per blade!?”

200 gold per blade for Noah’s custom-made weapon that she would use for almost her entire life.

Considering that it was for a lifetime, it didn’t seem that expensive.

But still, the inflation of weapon prices was incredible.

“This is also a discount because of Ninya’s introduction.”

“Oh my, you’re giving us a discount~? Thank you, Mr. Drakun♪ Oh, I’ll give you a discount coupon for our shop next time.”

“Ahem, don’t talk about that here.”

It seemed that Mr. Drakun was a patron of the Pleasure Paradise.

Even a dwarf with such a serious demeanor like Mr. Drakun went to brothels.

As a fellow man, I felt a sense of camaraderie.

“How long will it take to make?”

When I asked, Mr. Drakun held up two fingers.

“Two weeks.”

“That’s fast.”

Just hearing the words “custom-made weapon for a lifetime,” I thought it would take months to make, but the completion time was surprisingly short.

“Hmm~ but 800 gold… Rent, how much do I have right now?”

Our party had been hunting a large number of monsters every day, even if it was only in the morning.

On top of that, we brought back almost the entire corpses, and we also regularly procured orc meat, so our income was much better than other adventurers.

And the rewards for our party were primarily kept by me, who had the inventory.

“Let’s see…”

I took out the pouch containing Noah’s money from my inventory.

“It looks like you have more than 500 gold?”

“Ugh… but it’s still not 800 gold. Huh? I had 500 gold?”

“Hehe, usually you don’t pay attention to the rewards since Rent is the one who receives them, but we’re doing well.”

“Oh, I see. But… thinking about it like this, the weapon price suddenly feels cheap.”

“It’s definitely a cheap price for a basic weapon.”

“Yeah, basic… huh, basic?”

“Yes, basic. I only have basic weapons too, but if we go deeper into the dungeon, we’ll need to procure new weapons suitable for specific floors. For example, there’s a fire lizard monster called the Flame Lizard, right?

When fighting that monster, we’ll need to order specially processed weapons so that the heat doesn’t transfer when we cut it. Those weapons will cost much more than this. Of course, this is just for weapons, and to act in the terrain where such monsters live, we’ll need to buy appropriate attire separately, right?”

“Wow… that’s going to cost a lot of money.”

“…So, are you going to order it?”

“Ah, yes, I’ll order it. Rent…”

“Don’t worry, Noah. I’ll contribute too.”

“Wow! Thank you! Ah, later, deduct the amount Rent paid from my share of the rewards.”

“It’s Noah’s weapon. I’ll just pay for this much.”

I and Noah each paid 400 gold to order the weapons.

“Thank you so much, Rent♡”

Noah jumped and clung to me, hugging me tightly.

She wrapped her tail around my thigh and whispered in my ear.

“Today… even if I faint… stab me as much as you want until Rent is satisfied♡ I love you♡”

Storm sex with the permission of my beloved Noah!

Personally, it was worth more than 400 gold.

“Haa!”

Of course, Elsie, who was next to us, got excited listening to the conversation.

Great! It’s good to do it with Noah, but let’s also place a clone in Elsie’s room and see what Elsie looks like when she gets excited watching me and Noah do it.

“Then, please repair my spear too, Mr. Drakun♪”

Ninya handed her spear to Mr. Drakun.

“Hmm… it doesn’t look too damaged, so you’ve only been cutting down monsters below the 13th floor recently. Come pick it up tomorrow, the cost is 4 gold.”

“Okay~ I’ll come tomorrow to give you a discount coupon too♪”

“Ahem.”

We paid and were about to leave when Mr. Drakun called out to us.

“Wait a moment.”

When we turned around, Mr. Drakun was holding a dagger from a corner of the blacksmith and handed it to Noah.

“Use this while your weapons are being made. It should be enough to handle monsters up to the 14th floor of the gargoyle.”

“Oh! Are you giving this to me?”

“I’m lending it to you until your weapons are finished. Judging by your hands, you usually only use one dagger. That should be enough.”

Noah smiled brightly and said to Mr. Drakun,

“Thank you!”

Actually, I could make a spare myself, but I thought it wouldn’t be bad to have one in case we needed to be separated by a distance.

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After finishing the order, we returned to the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Welcome back, everyone.”

And as usual, Ms. Lenny greeted us.

Come to think of it, I had something to apologize to Ms. Lenny about.

“Ms. Lenny, I’m sorry.”

“Yes? Why are you apologizing, Mr. Rent?”

“Well… we reached the 11th floor today and hunted there. So, even though you went through the trouble of handling the minotaur weapon collection request, it was all in vain.”

“Ah…”

Hearing my words, Ms. Lenny sighed as if relieved.

“Phew, is that what it was? You don’t need to apologize, Mr. Rent. Congratulations on reaching a new floor.”

After finishing the report to Ms. Lenny and telling my lovers to wait, I went to the warehouse where Mr. Kelban was.

“Mr. Kelban.”

“Oh, Rent! You’ve come!”

Mr. Kelban’s skin looked much better.

“Yesterday… you seemed to have had a lot of fun.”

“Hehehehe! It was the best night ever! Ah, here’s the reward and… the Crimson Minotaur meat.”

Mr. Kelban took out yesterday’s reward and the Crimson Minotaur meat from his inventory.

Come to think of it, yesterday, I was so focused on Mr. Kelban’s joyful and excited appearance that I didn’t tell him to give me the meat separately, but surprisingly, Mr. Kelban had prepared the meat.

“Ah, thank you. But yesterday, I…”

“You were curious about the taste of minotaur meat, so I thought you’d be curious about the Crimson Minotaur meat too!”

“Yes, that’s right. But I couldn’t say it yesterday…”

“I haven’t known you for long, but I can still tell what you want!”

Just like I anticipated what Mr. Kelban would like while hunting monsters, Mr. Kelban also anticipated what I would like while dissecting them.

As I put the reward and meat into my inventory, Mr. Kelban said with sparkling eyes,

“Now! Let’s take out the corpses of the monsters you hunted today!”

“Yes.”

I took out the gargoyle corpses from my inventory.

Even though they were corpses, they looked like broken stone statues on the outside.

“Hmm? This is… a gargoyle? Rent, you’ve already reached the 11th floor?”

“Yes. I arrived today. …I guess gargoyles aren’t enough for you, right?”

I expected Mr. Kelban to be disappointed with his shoulders slumped, but surprisingly, Mr. Kelban didn’t seem to mind much.

“No, that’s not it. It’s a shame that I can’t do a bloody dissection, but…”

Mr. Kelban picked up a piece of the scattered gargoyle stone and grinned, showing his teeth.

“Gargoyle stone is a very good material for dwarves.”

Gargoyles?