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Chapter 470 – 45. Spread the Pleasure Cult!

He tried hard to spread his religion his and become a god, but he still wants to dig a hole to hide when he hears sermons like that.
Especially if you have a wife next to you.

“But I’m glad you’re able to say that.”

Theodora’s question was natural.
No matter how good it is, Ayla’s sermon is bullshit.
No one with a little bit of sense would fall for such words. No, it can’t be. Isn’t that so bizarre?

But there was a secret hidden here.
That is the help of Terra God.

As much as he wanted Aran to become a god and solve the breeding problem as soon as possible, he put his utmost effort into it, and it played a decisive role in spreading everywhere regardless of the doctrine of the Church of Hedonism.

Of course, the doctrine was so bizarre that the speed was not so fast.

“…I will. I am also suspicious.”

Aran also affirmed her question of her.

“But in fact, the basis of that doctrine came from Mr. Therin.”
“Yes? My mother?”
“Yes. As you may have heard… He was already creating something unreasonable… Even before he joined me.”
“Ah…”

If I had to ask, it would be Terrin Pleasure School.
The word pleasure also comes from there.

“I honestly don’t get it. My mother was always a mischievous, wanderlust weirdo, but she was quite charismatic and serious.”

‘Aren’t being playful and serious conflicting…?’

I suddenly had such a question, but Theodora’s words continued.

“But it turned out that he was a lesbian and the leader of such a bizarre religion…”
“Hmmmm… To my mother, the term beast monster is a bit…”
“Ah, that’s right. But when I first found out about it, I was quite shocked. I guess people don’t know.”

She smiled and looked at Aran.
It seemed as if you meant that too.

“Haha… Well… That’s right.”

The back of my head was itching for no reason.

“But what are you going to do?”

She changed her subject.

“What do you mean?”
“Emperor Soi. Didn’t you say that you would get married at all?
“Ah. I will. It would have been nice if I had asked some questions.”
“Of course, I agree that asking is meaningless, but there is still a procedure.”
“Isn’t it pointless to ask?”
“You’ll agree. Without the slightest hesitation.”
“…”

She said, ‘Does this man think I’m stupid?’ She seemed to say
Embarrassment was all over her face.

‘…Has my image already been like that?’

It’s already been a long time since I’ve been sleeping, but…

“When I first saw Your Highness’ flirtatiousness and obsession with colors, I wondered if there were people like that, but now I’m used to it and it doesn’t matter.”

It was a self-deprecating laugh, or a smile that gave off a bittersweet feeling.

“I’m already 15, what difference does it make how many people are added to that?”
“Is that so.”

Not only she, but her wives in Aran generally had such thoughts.
There are already many
Too many too many
What’s the point of having one or two more come here?
So it’s just liberation.

“Come on! Aran!”

Then, whether the sermon had been finished or if there was an ulterior motive, Ayla approached.

“The Saints are paying attention! Shouldn’t God say something?”
“Yes? Me?”
“Yes.”
“Ah…You me…”

I am not confident. The confidence to spread such bullshit.

“It’s okay. You can say anything.”
“If you say that, those people are so pitiful!!”

I cried without even realizing it.
Could it be that he just spit it out without thinking?
But. It makes more sense to think that way.

“If you really can’t say it, wouldn’t it be okay to just grab someone and commit it?”
“Isn’t there no point in preaching anymore?”
“Life is real life, Aran.”
“Please don’t apply the saying in strange places.”

When Aran stubbornly refused, Ayla changed her method.

“Then, Mr. Theodora, please help me.”
“Yes? Me?”
“Yes. Mr. God.”
“Eek?”

Ayla took the bewildered Theodora by the wrist and led her to the podium.

“What are you going to do again…”

Aran watched the two of them with a half-worried half-expected feeling.
It’s not like she’s been burned once or twice, so I’m worried about what she does.

“Saints! Theodora here is Aran’s wife. She is a knight who protects justice, and she has not allowed a single distraction in her life. Truly chaste! Truly noble!”
“Hey, don’t say anything strange!”
“Mr. Theodora is just as naive as she looks, stiff, unnecessarily conservative, obsessed with discipline and a tired personality.”
“…What are you talking about?”

She praised (?) For a while, but Theodora suddenly becomes enraged at her remarks of her.
However, Ayla’s words were not over.

Ayla placed her hand on her chest like her saintess.
It’s a really humble look.
Even if Cecilia was here, she looked divine.

“But, gentlemen, the truth is the way to change people. Through the sermon just before, we realized that the suffering of the public is caused by sexlessness!”
“Amen!”
“That’s why, in order to be freed from pain, you must receive Aran’s seed through sex with him, and be born again as that seed!”
“Amen!!”
“…”

Theodora turned white.
What the hell is this person thinking about on a daily basis, making up such nonsense?

“I believe that everyone here said ‘Amen’ with sincerity. But not everyone is like that. Maybe there are people who really want to believe but don’t believe it. So,”

Ayla sucks! As if to do so, she stretched out her hands to Theodora.

“I brought a living witness like this!”
“…Yes?”

Ayla suddenly made a sad face.

“This is a man who, as I just said, has lived a rigorous ascetic life. It was just… A sin.”
“…Excuse me?”
“The hotbed of sin! Without knowing that abstinence is the root of all evil, I lived as if it were the right way of life. I was a very big sinner.”
“Can I be angry?”
“However!”

Ayla spread her hands out wide.

“As you know, this person married Aran and had sex with confidence!!”
“Hee! Mu, mu, what are you saying rude things!”

Theodora was very angry, but she was drowned out by the almost cheering shouts of the saints.
Truly a fanatical cheer.
It was a truly terrifying piece of music that contained the hope (?) That one day he would be able to be hugged.

“And finally… Finally, I was reborn as Aran’s seed and became a slut!! I got a perfect salvation!!”
“Ameen!!”
“Nope!!”

Theodora half-faded her tears and tried to deny it, but Ayla and the saints did not listen to her.
Before she knew it, she went from being a ‘sinner’, a knight of justice who lived a restrained and ascetic life, to a ‘slut’ who married Aran, received his seed his, and was reborn as that seed to be saved.

Theodora looked at Aran as if asking for help.
However, she couldn’t help much because Aran was also crazy.

“Then, I’ll show you the proof. You guys are really lucky. To witness this kind of salvation with your own eyes…”

After saying that, Ayla looked at Theodora and Aran alternately.

“Now, you two have sex.”

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“…”
“…”

No words here.
This is a place where only silence exists.

She was witnessing something so absurd that she couldn’t help but stop.

“…Isn’t that a little too much?”
“…”

At the words of her aide her, Terra frowned and nodded her head.

Over the past year or so, she has supported the Aran Pleasure Cult as much as she can.
Thanks to this, despite its poor doctrine, the Cult of Pleasure completely conquered Athens and was preparing to spread throughout the world.

But no matter how much she helps, isn’t that too much?

One person opened her mouth, and the rest of the gods also poured out her one after another.

“That’s right! That’s really nonsense!”
“To call it doctrine with such bullshit…”
“Isn’t that tarnishing the Lord’s honor too much?”
“Grumble…”

Totally agreed.
I can’t stand such nonsensical doctrines.

However….

“Fu… Let’s just leave it alone.”
“Yes?”
“Te, Tera-sama?”
“Are you saying you’re leaving religion like that? No, that’s not a religion! It’s just a cult!”

The gods collectively rebelled, but Terra shook her head.

“Anyway, our goal is to solve our problem by making Aran a god as soon as possible. It’s too cumbersome to come here and fix doctrines or create a new religion. And… In a sense, that kind of religion. Might be better.”
“What is that…”
“All men and women who are addicted to sex find it difficult to make normal judgments and cling to it blindly. In that religion, sex itself is a doctrine, so it can’t be better than that to gain the believers’ faith.”

It seemed like a sophistry, but there was some truth to it.

“Remember, our purpose is never to save people.”