Chapter 71 – Ep.71 Smith, a Black Company in Another World
-What on earth is so loud?!
The sister’s roar, filled with such anger that anyone who heard it could tell that she was angry, echoed throughout the guild.
I knew at that moment that I was seriously screwed.
“Such punishment.”
How can I get out of this situation smoothly?
[Brain: Fucked.]
It’s really a mess.
Just an hour after my sister left with the words, ‘Be quiet,’ it was not enough to cause such an incident, and even destroy the wall of the guild.
Honestly, if I were in your sister’s shoes, this would be something that would break my head.
Of course, the whole incident was caused by Mr. Giena, who was standing there blankly holding my bow, but since I was the one who gave the opportunity, I could ultimately be said to be the root of this incident.
The bottom line is that it really sucks.
There was no doubt that a sister who was sure about public and private affairs would really blow a really powerful honey balm on my head.
Today is the day when the top of my head, Smith, becomes caved in.
My legs were shaking and my hands and feet were shaking.
I’m sorry.
At the horrifying sound of an old, unoiled door opening, my head, which had been frozen, naturally turned towards the direction from which the sound had come.
“Nu, sister.”
“Ha…”
In the wide open space, a frowning older sister was looking at me with the eyes of a pathetic person in the world.
“It’s Smith. This is our cute Smith. “Did this sister speak too hard?”
“Hey, sister. “Can you please listen to me first?”
“Under… “Don’t be damned, just put this on.”
My sister took off the shirt she was wearing and threw it at me.
I suddenly took it and casually put on a shirt that had my sister’s body odor on it.
“Fuck. “Why is this guy so big?”
“Let me.”
“I’m not in the mood to joke.”
“Yep.”
Because she had taken off her shirt for me, she was only wearing a black bra, but because her body had such sculptural proportions, she looked even more beautiful now that she was taking it off.
Of course, this is only from my perspective as a man.
If I were to look at my sister now through the eyes of the same women, I think it would be like my older brother with big muscles taking off his shirt.
Anyway. My sister, who was still expressing her anger on her face, slowly walked towards Mr. Na, who was standing blankly on one side of the vacant lot.
I wonder if my sister is throwing her fist at Mr. Na’s face because she is so stubborn. I looked at my sister’s back with a nervous heart.
But fortunately, nothing as dizzying as I thought happened.
The sister who approached Ms. Giena put her face to Ms. Na’s ear as she stood there blankly.
Not long after, my sister fell and was in a daze, so Mr. Na seemed to come to her senses and turned her head to look at my sister next to her.
“What… ?”
But when Giena looked back at her sister, her face was very pale.
The extent of it was that she went beyond turning blue and turned completely white.
My sister lightly tapped Geena on the shoulder and came back to where I was.
“Take that bitch and come up to my room.”
“Yes, yep.”
After leaving those words to me, she coolly went back into the guild.
Dump.
When the sister entered, Giena collapsed on the floor.
What on earth did Ms. Giena say that made her so scared?
I carefully approached Giena, making sure not to tear the shirt my sister had thrown at me.
“Well, are you okay?”
“… Sorry. Sorry… Really… Sorry…”
“Uh… Yes.”
Originally, she had no intention of accepting her apology, but she had no choice but to accept the apology as she sat down with her face white and tired, staring at her floor and continuing to apologize. .
For some reason, it felt like I would be cursed if I didn’t do that.
Anyway, like a broken machine, I keep saying, ‘I’m sorry. I helped Giena, who was saying ‘I’m sorry’ a lot, and headed to my sister’s room.
“Hey. “Can’t you stand straight?”
“S-sorry.”
As soon as I entered my sister’s room, my sister was leaning on me and glared at me, which made Na flinch almost to the point of convulsing, and she quickly got away from me and stood upright on her two legs.
“Hey. “You sit here and you continue to stand there.”
My sister knocked on the spot next to her and motioned to me, so I told her to continue standing in front of her door.
“Before that, change her clothes in the closet first.”
“Aha.”
Then I remembered that I was wearing my sister’s tight shirt.
I took out my few shabby shirts from the closet, changed them, and sat down next to my sister.
My sister and I sitting on chairs at a desk. And Mr. Giena is standing in front of us in a frozen posture.
The atmosphere suddenly became strange.
“Whoa… First of all, before talking. “You idiot.”
“Yes, four.”
“Do you have some money?”
“That’s right…”
“Then fix the wall yourself.”
“Of course, of course. “I will hire a craftsman to fix it as soon as possible.”
“Okay. “It will definitely have to be that way.”
Haha… Haha…”
“Is this funny?”
“No…”
What.
This conversation feels like it’s giving me PTSD.
More than that, I think my sister called Gienna a keut.
Are you sure you’re referring to that earless guy I know?
I looked at Gienna, who was stiffer than before.
It was confirmed that Mr. Giena’s ears looked exactly like ordinary human ears.
“So? “Let’s find out why these bitches who should be confined to the forest are pretending to be human, even hiding their proud ears with the magic they hate.”
“Well, that’s…”
Kwaang-!!
At the same time as a loud sound that made my heart skip a beat, the quill fan that had been on the desk a moment ago was plugged into the wall behind Ms. Giena.
“It would be better to think carefully before speaking. Especially… “If I see even the slightest sign of lying, I will immediately punch a hole between your eyes.”
Gulp-
Giena and I swallowed our dry saliva at the same time.
Today was the first time I saw my sister this angry.
My skin tingled and breathing became a little difficult.
“… Phew.”
My sister let out a short sigh, and at the same time, the pressure that had been on her was greatly reduced.
It seems like my sister cares a lot about me even when she’s angry.
Of course, this only applies to me.
“You’re not answering?”
“Oh, no… I was trying to say… I did…”
I could see small water droplets falling down Geena’s cheeks toward the bottom of the bowl.
“First of all…”
Giena trailed off her words and closed her eyes.
At the same time, a brilliant light emanated from around Ms. Na’s face.
“Oh…”
The light disappeared shortly after, and there was a small change in Giena’s face as the light disappeared.
Her orange hair had changed to a brilliant green, and her human ears had changed into the long pointed ears of an elf that we had only seen in cartoons and movies.
Giena slowly opened her eyes, but her eyes were still orange.
Ms. Ki Na spoke with her face becoming much calmer.
“I swear to the Mother of the Forest that I will tell only the truth here.”
Ms. Na said that as she placed one of her hands on her voluptuous breasts.
It seems to be the ‘elven’ version of the oath I made at the temple earlier.
“First of all, the reason I left the forest was… This is to get exposure to more bows. At the same time, I also wanted to make archery known to more people.”
“Crazy… “Is that why you allowed those old men to come out of the forest?”
“Uh… “There is a separate mission given by the elders.”
“Yes?”
“Yes… The elders have given us a mission to find out the man the human priests are looking for and, if possible, find him first and bring him to the forest.”
“What did you find out about that man?”
“… “I came out and only collected things about bows, so I don’t know anything.”
“…”
“…”
The tense air eased in an instant.
My sister glared at me as he stood in front of her with a very puzzled expression.
“I knew you ears were crazy obsessed with bows and nature, but you… “Is it real?”
“It’s just a little more sincere.”
“This is a real bitch. “How is it that you haven’t returned yet and are still doing this?”
“… “I’m writing roughly made things up in the report and sending it to them.”
“Heh, heh heh.”
The older sister burst out laughing as if she was exasperated and tapped her forehead with one hand.
Because she was pale, there was a slight redness on Na’s face.
“Then… That’s why I came here. “Is it all a coincidence that I met this bastard?”
“It’s not a coincidence. She came here after hearing that she could become a silver-level adventurer and use her contribution points to hire a male receptionist as her exclusive owner.”
“What are you going to do with it?”
“That… I think having a man promote the bow would attract more attention from adventurers than me, a woman…”
“… “Were you trying to promote bows to adventurers instead?”
Ms. Ki Na did not respond but simply nodded her head slightly.
“This is a complete bitch, really.”
“…”
My sister sighed and fell down on her desk.
“Fuck… Because of this crazy bitch…”
My sister, who was lying face down on the desk, mumbled something, which I heard clearly in my ears.
Of course, I kept my mouth shut, pretending not to hear anything.
My sister, who had been lying face down on her desk for a while, raised her head in a crooked position and glared at me.
“Ha… “How is her bow’s performance?”
“It’s Choi Gop. It’s really awesome. It’s crazy. This is the best bow I have ever seen in my 227 years of life. First of all, this smooth song-“
“Shut up.”
“…”
As she was moving her mouth as if it was going to explode, Ms. Na shut her mouth again at the warning of her cruel sister.
“Distance, power, difficulty. “Recite just these three.”
“Hmm… First of all, it is impossible for beginners to use it. Among elves, only an expert who has passed the ‘Old Guard’ or ‘Guardian’ test will be able to pull off a demonstration properly.”
“By human standards, is he at least skilled at the silver level?”
“I don’t know by human standards. And if only I could handle this bow properly… At least you’ll be able to hit every target at every distance the eye can see. Of course, there is an assumption that appropriate arrows will be used.”
“…”
“Why, why are you looking at me like that?”
I couldn’t help but be frightened by my sister’s glance at me as if she were looking at some kind of troublemaker.
“Please… It’s Smith. Let’s do it in moderation…”
“… “I’m sorry.”
I just made a manual dildo, so I don’t know why I should be scolded.
It’s a bow that’s main function is self-defense in the first place, but it delivers such crazy performance.
In fact, I find it even more absurd.
“Hey.”
“Yes yes.”
As she had relaxed slightly in a much more docile atmosphere compared to the first time, Mr. Na was startled by my sister’s call and straightened his posture.
“Don’t you ever tell those little bitches about that bow. Do you understand?”
“… Should I?”
She was so intimidated that when Mr. Na came into this room, she frowned slightly for the first time, as if she didn’t like something.
“That will have to do.”
My sister, who had been resting her chin on her desk, lifted herself up, leaned back on the back of her chair, and raised the corners of her mouth.
“If you want to leave this room unharmed.”
