Chapter 556 – Ep.554 Smith, a Black Company in Another World
【Exchange has been completed.】
Fucking idiot educator: haha
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Senior, make sure to leave a rating as soon as you leave.
【1:1 chat window is closed.】
My senior takes the item and leaves before I can finish the sentence. How can the reaction after receiving a sacred object be so similar?
‘I was wrong this time too.’
Even though I know it’s definitely something I don’t really need, I can’t help but feel regretful about it. To be exact, I feel sorry for the seniors who are more driven by their sexual desires than their scores.
“However…”
I shifted my gaze back to the actively active chat window.
Handle is required: When will the personal conversation end?
Handlebars are required: I’m a bit of a rookie too… I was definitely an ordinary employee when I first saw him, but why is this guy already a deputy manager?
Asshole Hunter: Ah, who told you to turn off the chat room and live your life?
Handle is required: ㅗ Sir, honestly, this is like a mental institution. Are you crazy enough to leave this on all day?
Asshole Hunter: ㅋㄹㅃㅃ~
Harem raised from the skeleton: Bro, that’s been out of fashion for a while.
Asshole Hunter: Really? I need to take a vacation for this.
A new new face.
So, one person who did not receive the sacred item from me is being happily bullied by Senior Hole and Senior Bone.
He said his original name was Horns on His Head, but he kindly explained that he recently changed his nickname.
Anyway, I still don’t remember it.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Am I finished?
《You have received a 1:1 invitation from Mr. Pilsu.》
‘Oh…’
Crazy reaction speed.
Is this the manager?
《Minsu Seo (Deputy Director) has entered.》
Handle is required: Haha. It’s really nice to meet you. This is the first time I saw you when you were a rank-and-file employee, but this crazy guy is already the deputy chief?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Thanks to the help of my seniors.
Hands are required: Help is a crazy pervert cub to fill the sexual desire. I guess I just said it to please them.
What. Is he someone you can communicate with?
Or is it the devil who is trying to destroy the private who just came in by asking the common question, ‘Hey, isn’t that bastard Kim Sang-byeong?’
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): No. They are all good people.
A handle is essential: Are you protecting your baby? It doesn’t matter. Rather, I’d like to entrust you with a request, is that okay?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): It’s okay because all the requests that came in have been processed.
One I just finished, and the straitjacket I’m keeping because my semen tank senior hasn’t returned from vacation yet.
For your information, please tell our old man.
-ㅅㅂ That crazy woman says she’s busy. What clever means do I have? It’s okay, give it to me quickly.
It is said that due to scheduling conflicts, she was unable to meet the World Tree and returned.
I also asked senior Tank, who is currently out, but I thought he would feel the same way as senior Jjak, so I made a similar request to the two people who were having fun in the chat room.
Handle is required: Then, can I leave it to you for the omakase?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Are you Omaka?
Handle is required: ㅇㅇ
Are you talking about the omakase I’m thinking of?
A handle is required: Oh, of course, we will explain where it will be used and its purpose. I’m not saying you should make what you really want to make.
I guess that omakase is correct.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): If you provide us with materials or skills to replace the necessary functions, we can make almost anything.
Handle is required: ㄹㅇ? Then please make me a holy object that can torment the horn.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Director): Are you talking about the antlers on the side of a deer’s head?
A handle is essential: versatile regardless of the type, whether it is deer horn or dragon horn.
I kind of guessed it from the name, but aren’t horns just normal?
Handle is required: not for crushing or cutting. Can you do that just by hand? What I want is to stimulate the horn without damaging it. Available?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Is it possible…?
Handle is required: ㄹㅇ? As long as that is possible, you can use whatever shape you want.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Please give me a material estimate.
Handle is required: ㅇㅇㅇㅋ
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I put the chat window aside for a moment and ate the cookie Gienna brought me. It was moderately crunchy and the chocolate chips inside melted, making it a very pleasant taste in the mouth.
‘They leave the outside alone and only bully the inside… Is it.’
With the chat window pushed aside, the relic creation system was activated. And the saved drawings were arranged neatly.
《Registered Relic》
◎Night fairy
→Set material (slot 1): Pure iron.
◎Bow of consolation
→Set material (slot 1): cane tree, pure iron.
◎Sword of Consolation
→Set materials (slot 1): pure iron, tears of the forest, essence of the earth, leather of red-eyed Maris.
→Fixed material: magic attribute.
◎Token
→Set materials (slot 1): Black mane leather, forest tears, hair.
◎All-purpose tool
→Set materials (slot 1): slime core, resonance stone, steel, gem.
◎Universal patch (requires detailed settings)
→Set materials (slot 1): Epileptic slime core, sensitized stone, steel, gem.
◎All-purpose straitjacket (requires detailed settings)
→Set materials (slot 1): Basilisk leather, resonance stone, steel, gem.
A total of seven, including the recently made straitjacket.
Considering that a little over a year had passed, the number of relics felt a little small.
‘I’d like to make something like a light bulb that can be inserted into the vagina like my father-in-law.’
Most of them were made by lovers or by request, but from now on, I thought it would be a good idea to make some sacred items for teaching assistants like my seniors.
“But this time, I’ll eat it raw.”
All-purpose patch.
It is a holy object created at the request of a senior in the armpit. It is a sacred object for training. The protrusions made up of tickling slime cores attached to the inside of the patch have the ability to penetrate and torment the inside.
What is the effect?
If Siran and your sister begged me to leave you, I told you everything.
After removing all the windows, I pulled back the chat window that I had pushed aside.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Director): First of all, the form of the relic is a patch type that can be attached.
Handle is required: Patch? Something like a nipple patch?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Yes. There are slime-shaped protrusions on it, but they don’t cause any damage on the outside and burrow into the inside of the skin, causing pain. I think it will become something like that. Oh, of course, digging into the flesh won’t ruin the inside. I will tell you again about this after I experiment.
Handle is required: Oh, I’m starting to imagine.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): First of all, we will make a separate controller that can remotely control the protrusion like an electric rotor, and the function is to vibrate up, down, left and right? That would be about the same.
Handle is required: Haha, remote control is good.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Then, about the ingredients. First, you need a slime hack. Please note that if the slime core you are given has a special attribute, you can also give it that attribute. Other than that… I’ll skip this since I have them all, but do you have any gemstones such as resonant stones or resonant stones?
A handle is essential: What is it?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): So…
I explained in detail the effects of the two gemstones to the customer who would become my new business owner.
Handle is required: Use it, I think you can find it if you look for it… But I think it will take some time.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I don’t mind.
I checked the time on the clock on the wall.
In the afternoon, a little after lunch.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I will log into the chat room at this time every day to check if you are there, so we won’t be able to go on without seeing each other for a year like before.
Handle is required: Just sleep.
Handle is required: Check. Wow, if I had just gone out, I would have had to leave that crazy chat window open every day waiting for you even after getting the ingredients.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Haha;;
A handle is required: a slime core and a rock.
Handle is required: ㅇㅋ See you later then.
【1:1 chat window is closed.】
The chat room was closed in an instant.
“You should have said a few kilos instead of one lump.”
I moved my fingers with a bit of regret.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I have some work to do, so I’ll leave.
Asshole Hunter: Already? After playing a little more
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I have work to do. I log on every day anyway, so what is there to do? I’ll be back at the same time tomorrow, so take care everyone.
Asshole Hunter: ㅇㅇ ㅅㄱ
Harem raised from the skeleton: ㅅㅂ~ = means Seo Min-su bye~.
Dunghole Hunter: Kitchen haha
As soon as the person in charge leaves, those senior guys are like hyenas and bite me.
I left the chat room, feeling dizzy.
But the more I think about it, the more ridiculous it becomes.
‘How can you think of someone like that?’
Damn people.
It is clear that they are people whose way of thinking is different from mine.
“Seominsoo will remember this. “Three punishment.”
I relaxed back in my chair and activated the Relic Creation.
A familiar Photoshop interface appears before your eyes.
‘How many can you make in 15 days?’
A creative activity that doesn’t cost a lot of money and has no risks even if it fails.
Since I wasn’t going to use it on my lovers, I decided not to put any restrictions on it and tried various things.
Time passed quickly.
