Chapter 26 – Ep.26 Kernax
“Sniff. Good.”
After scrubbing thoroughly from head to crotch, I finished my final inspection by smelling various parts of my body.
Now, a faint mint scent flowed from my body.
I am now a peppermint person.
Anyway, after cleaning myself, I carefully opened the bathroom door.
There was a small basket in front of the door.
Inside were thick, soft towels and clothes that looked vaguely familiar.
“I think I’ve seen it somewhere before.” What.”
After thoroughly drying myself with a towel, I picked up the boxer shorts and simple yet luxurious clothes in the basket and looked around.
No matter how much you think about it, it’s a very familiar outfit.
“This…”
Good! And the fit of the panties that fit my size perfectly.
The black cotton pants and white shirt also fit my size perfectly, as if I had measured them with a ruler and I didn’t feel any discomfort.
“The clothes that Bizeline bought me… Is it?”
Since coming to this city, I can count on one hand the number of times I have bought clothes with my own money.
It was too small to throw away, so I put it in the closet.
The person who first provided me with clothes that fit my body, which far exceeds the average of men in this world, was the city’s greatest living magician, Bizeline.
“I’m sure.”
After sitting down and getting up a few times, my doubts turned into certainty.
Not only did it have a unique, boring design, but it also had a size that suited my body perfectly.
In particular, panties that can accommodate my unusually strong lower body.
This is a scam.
“But why is the guard captain holding this?”
It didn’t really matter how I used the laundry that Bizeline brought to the laundry, but I was a little embarrassed when it actually appeared in the guard captain’s house.
“Curiosity kills the cat. Cat Shack. “You think I’ll get hit twice?”
There is no way.
I was curious. But is it curious enough to ask? If you say that, I will shake my head.
“Now that I think about it, where did the clothes I took off go? Could it be that the guard captain took it to do laundry?”
If that were the case, it might be a bit embarrassing.
I came down to the first floor carrying a basket of wet towels.
It would be boring to just wait in the room.
“Mmm, nice smell.”
As soon as I came down, the unique aroma of meat that stimulated my appetite drifted through my nose.
My steps naturally followed the smell and moved towards the kitchen where I first stopped by.
Bubble bubble.
The sound and light smell coming from a large pot with the lid open.
Standing in front of him was the security captain, who was showing off his desirable buttocks.
“Uh, guard captain?”
When I called, the guard captain, who was looking at the pot, turned his head.
“Hmm. “I was so focused for a moment that I didn’t even know you were here.”
“No. “I just came down.”
“It seems so. Leave the basket somewhere. “I’ll handle it later.”
“Yep.”
I put the basket down in the corner so it wouldn’t impede movement.
“You came at the right time. “I wouldn’t call it cooking, but it’s almost finished, so please sit at the table next to me and wait a bit.”
Following the guard captain’s instructions, I sat down on my butt on any empty chair at the table.
I don’t know what’s cooking in the pot, but one thing is for sure: I want to stick my nose into the guard captain’s delicious buttocks right now.
Butt fat sticking out from under the training spats.
How can I tolerate this?
Furthermore, the guard captain sometimes casually showed me how to put his hand under his spats and organize his underwear, as I was wondering what kind of underwear he was wearing underneath.
If we were talking about Earth, it would just be a guy doing something to straighten his panty lines, but that was back when we were on Earth.
Now, to me, the guard captain’s every action seemed like a piece of cake.
“Hmm, it looks ripe.”
After poking the meat in the pot with a fork, the guard captain nodded his head in satisfaction and stopped the Dot Fossil operation.
Rattling. He transferred the big horn deer meat that had been cooked in the pot to a plate that had been prepared in advance, then scooped up the dark brown soup with a ladle and poured it over the meat until it was covered.
The guard captain, holding two plates filled with delicious-looking deer meat, returned to the table, placed one plate in front of me, and sat down across from me.
“This. “I almost made you eat with your hands.”
The security captain who was sitting in his seat lightly rubbed his forehead, stood up again, and handed me my share of fork and knife. He came back with two glasses of wine.
“It’s funny to ask now, but do you like drinking?”
“As long as it’s not strong alcohol, I enjoy drinking it.”
“Thank goodness.”
He took out a light blue wine bottle from a paper bag that was on the table, and uncorked the tightly closed cork with his hand, as if pulling weeds in a yard.
“It’s a blue wine that can only be found at the Temple of Abundance. “Actually, this is my second time tasting it, so I can’t give a long explanation.”
As the guard captain said, the color of the wine that fell into the wine glass was a clear blue like a clear sky.
“Oh, thank you.”
“Don’t force yourself to drink it. I don’t really enjoy drinking either…”
The security captain showed contradictory behavior after handing me a glass, pouring a full glass of wine into his own glass, downing it in one shot, and then filling the glass again.
“It’s late, so let’s stop listening.”
“Ah, yep. “I will eat it gratefully.”
Is it okay for me to enjoy this luxury in a situation where I have to be treated well? You may think so, but if you think about it the other way around, there is a reason for allowing people to enjoy this luxury.
Of course, I was the one who provided the reason.
When Siron returns, I plan to hit him head first.
“Oh oh… Well, what is it? “Is this real meat?”
“Is this your first time eating bighorn venison?”
“Yes. “This is my first time hearing your name.”
I was really fucking surprised at how the flesh came off so smoothly as if it was melting as soon as I inserted the knife into it.
It feels like cutting a meat-shaped pudding rather than using any kind of meat.
“Except for the fact that it doesn’t have the texture of meat, it’s perfect meat with no parts missing. “I’m not trying to gild my face, but the ingredients I saw taste so good that no matter how you cook them, they’ll be delicious, so eat them quickly.”
The security captain seemed to like my fuss and smiled softly and offered me meat again.
I, too, was curious about the taste of the meat cut like pudding, so I quickly dipped the cut meat on my fork, dipped it in the rich soup, and immediately put it in my mouth.
“Wow… Oh no…”
“Haha. “There were many of my subordinates who reacted similarly.”
It was so delicious that I was taken aback by the words that came out in my voice without realizing it, but the security captain nodded with an understanding look on his face and focused on his meal.
I also feel a little bit of shame.
I fell in love with this ridiculously soft meat and its light yet sweet and salty drug-like taste, so I frantically moved my hands and stuffed the meat into my mouth.
“Whoa~”
I really ate it up like crazy.
I wanted to drink all the soup left in the bowl, but since I was reasonably full, I decided to hold back.
“Hehe, thank you for the delicious meal.”
“No. It was really delicious. “I’m just sorry for being treated like this.”
“… “Then would you please drink the wine from that glass?”
“Ah. Yep.”
I was so focused on the meat that I forgot about the mysterious blue wine.
As my throat was sore again, I lightly lifted the glass filled with blue wine and took a sip in my mouth.
“Oh…”
What does this taste like?
A wine with a subtle sweetness from beginning to end.
I couldn’t even smell the alcohol.
What should I say about this? Just a healthy sugary drink that looks pretty on the outside?
Anyway, I was so disappointed, perhaps because my expectations were so high with the deer meat.
However, for the sake of the security captain who was watching me intently, I pretended like nothing was wrong and drank a glass of blue wine.
I really thought that this was a wine that was a waste of money to buy.
“… “I really drank it all.”
“Note. Yep. “It’s delicious.”
It’s not a lie.
Because it was sweet.
But what? Was I not supposed to drink it all?
“Okay. Then…”
Before I could even question it, the guard captain grabbed the uncorked bottle of blue wine and poured it straight into my mouth.
He drank the remaining blue wine in the bottle in one go without stopping.
“Whoa…”
He stood up, letting out a hot breath, and stared at me with eyes that were deeper than wine.
“Go to the bedroom.”
“Uh… Yep.”
It seemed like a lot of the intermediate steps were skipped, but due to the atmosphere, I kept my mouth shut and followed the security captain into the bedroom on the second floor.
In a room that seemed a bit lonely to live in alone, there was only one magic light shining softly in the darkness.
“… Smith.”
“Yes. Guard Captain.”
When I called out, I could see the shoulders of the guard commander, who was standing with his back to me in the dark, twitching.
The guard captain stood silently for a moment, then turned to face me.
“Cernax.”
“Yes?”
“From now on, call me Kernax.”
“… Sir Cernax?”
“There is no need for honorifics. Kite… “There is no need for honorifics between people.”
“Uh… Hmm… Kernax… ?”
“… Okay.”
A red blush was blooming on Kernax’s cheeks, which could be seen even by the soft lighting coming from behind.
To be honest, I was a little embarrassed that they skipped the intermediate process and came straight to the bedroom, but they ended up being lovers all at once.
I was dizzy. However, it was so lovely to see Kernax blushing in front of her so much that he turned it into a minor problem that wasn’t worth worrying about.
Kernax, who is strong as usual, is looking at me with blushing cheeks.
My lower body suddenly became stiff.
“… Smith.”
“… Why?”
Both Kernax and I felt awkward at the sudden change.
“To my shame, I… I have no experience with men. I heard many things from my seniors when I was a soldier and my current subordinates… “Honestly, I can’t think of anything.”
“Uh… Right.”
All I could think was that I wanted to rush in right now and stick my nose into Kernax’s plump butt.
“Smith. You are the adventurer Siron and he… “You did it, right?”
“… Yes.”
Kernax’s head, which was full of ass, quickly came to its senses when Siron was mentioned.
“… Ha. To be honest, it wasn’t that I wasn’t interested in men. But I had no intention of dating or getting married. So… As I said a moment ago, I don’t really know how to make a man happy. Therefore…”
Cernax wiggled his fingers cutely and glanced into my eyes.
“Therefore… Smith. You tell me… I want to make you as happy as possible…”
I wanted to tell you that my alter ego was already crying with joy.
Bru, the fact that mtl translation is also gender reversed plus heroines names are all somewhat man-ish really making me view this as shoujo novel