Chapter 400 – Ep.399 Smith, a Black Company in Another World
‘No, no.’
Of course, the nickname is very cruel, but let’s think about the fact that the person with that cruel nickname was the person who helped me the most in my early days.
‘… But is it true that you helped me?
When I think about it again, it seems like he was just trying to raise me up quickly and get what he wanted rather than helping me…
‘No. ‘No matter what the intention was, if you helped, you helped.’
Even though it was only written advice, it would not be an exaggeration to say that it helped me become who I am today.
I clicked accept on the invitation window.
《Minsu Seo (Deputy Director) has entered.》
Asshole Hunter: Expansion device!!
Asshole Hunter: Expansion device!!
Asshole Hunter: Expansion device!!
Asshole Hunter: Expansion device!!
《You have left the chat room.》
《You have received a 1:1 invitation from Asshole Hunter.》
“…”
I seriously wondered if I should never enter the chat room again.
However, after deep consideration, I accepted the invitation once again.
《Minsu Seo (Deputy Director) has entered.》
Asshole Hunter: Huh. I’m sorry. I’m a little excited.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): No. My hand slipped for a moment too.
Asshole Hunter: What. Okay. Without further ado, let’s get to the point.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I think that would be good.
Asshole Hunter: First of all, as you may have seen briefly earlier, we need some expansion equipment. Any shape is fine as long as you can adjust the size.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): What is it? It is said that the screening criteria have been relaxed, so I think it will probably not be that difficult.
Asshole Hunter: Good. Oh, and of course the size should be adjustable wirelessly at any time.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I don’t have that ability, but…?
Asshole Hunter: What? No wireless function?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Yes. Because everything is manual or automatic. Or is it triggered when a specific keyword is met? What. That’s right.
Asshole Hunter: No, hey… Haha… Wait a moment.
I leisurely floated on the bath, looking at the chat window that had stopped until Senior Hole returned. Of course, the bathhouse is the best. I also liked the sound of rain pattering.
That’s how I regain my peace of mind.
Asshole Hunter: Huh, fortunately I stayed.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): What do you mean?
Asshole Hunter: It’s useful for you and me. However, if I pay for the materials, I am at a loss no matter what I exchange…
[This is bullshit. The unspoken rule is that the original client provides all materials.】
‘… ‘Sis.’
I called his name, but there was no answer.
Nevertheless, I was infinitely moved by Sis.
‘You shy guy.’
If it becomes real in the future, you should treat it very, very cute.
I put my hands on the keyboard again.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I needed value points, so I tried exchanging them with other people. I heard that the rule is that the person making the request pays for the materials, right?
Asshole Hunter: That’s right. I also played around with it for a while, but I learned it this way so I don’t forget it and remember it properly.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Haha, that’s right.
If you experience it yourself, you won’t be able to forget it, even if you’re outraged.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): So. Are you going to order it?
Asshole Hunter: Of course you should. But how should I pay for it? Do you have something in mind? If necessary, it can be given as value points.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Just a moment. First of all, please tell me what the ingredient you were looking for is. It looks like it allows you to control the holy object wirelessly. That way I can make a drawing.
Asshole Hunter: Um, yeah. That comes first. What I found is a resonance stone. It is a strange gemstone in which when you touch one side, the other side reacts.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Director): When you say you react, do you mean you’re just nervous or something?
Asshole Hunter: If you make a hole in one side, the hole will be the same, and if you grind it, it will be divided equally. Ok?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I completely understand. But is there any distance limit?
Asshole Hunter: Of course there is. However, once you come back into the street, you will accept the changes all at once, so there will be no major problems.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Just a moment. I will check to see if the higher-ups approve it. Or it could take a few days.
Asshole Hunter: What’s left is time. Oh, if you leave the entire chat room instead of the invitation room, you will be automatically connected here when you enter, so do that.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I understand.
I followed Hole Hunter’s useful tips and left the chat window.
And for the first time in a long time, I started creating sacred objects.
“I guess this is actually the final step, right?”
When I first awakened the system, all functions were unlocked only once. Except for the ability to create an unlimited number of slots for relics, there wasn’t much different from then.
‘If I get promoted just one more time, I can now create holy relics without being reviewed by the higher-ups.’
And now the screening standards have been relaxed.
I scribbled a fan on a pure white hologram design.
‘Because I said the shape doesn’t matter.’
First of all, approval comes first.
In the case of Mo Yang, there are still two free slots.
In addition, if you are promoted to manager, the slots for the remaining sacred items, like stockings, increase infinitely, so the burden is much less.
‘… But what about novelty?’
The design wasn’t difficult, and I had already thought of the trigger keywords. The problem was that ‘novelty’ was the standard that the higher-ups cared the most about, but no matter how hard they tried, they were met with criticism! I couldn’t come up with any ideas to hit.
‘For a moment.’
Materials with the same performance can replace the knowledge needed to create a sacred object. In other words, I was saying that I could make up for my lack of knowledge with materials.
And now I am in a position where I can request the necessary materials from Senior Hole Hunter.
I immediately opened the chat window.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Senior, do you have a slime hack or something?
Asshole Hunter: Are you asking me, a butt hole expert, if there is slime?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Are you saying there is one?
Asshole Hunter: We are growing more slimes than you can imagine.
I clenched my hands and tapped on the keyboard.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Then, what is it? Are there slimes that are harmless to humans and only eat dirty things?
Asshole Hunter: Yes. Those who use it for enemas or as a substitute for bath water.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Application completed. Please wait a moment.
I left the chat room, opened the drawing again, and loaded up what I had drawn earlier. And I scribbled down an explanation.
‘A cleansing device and masturbation device that can vibrate and freely expand in size in response to an external actuator, and helps eliminate the need for bowel movements.’
I pressed the save button.
《Detailed settings for ‘Design-No Name’ can be made after review by superiors.》
《’Design-No Name’ is awaiting review from superiors.》
While waiting for the review to end, I calmly listened to the sound of rain again and calmed my mind.
《The review of ‘Drawing-Unnamed’ has been completed.》
【The ‘Drawing – No Name’ has value as a holy relic, but I cannot find the knowledge to embody the holy relic or a material to replace it, so I am rejecting the conductor’s drawing.】
“Conductor?”
If I remember correctly, I remember that until now, it wasn’t even a name, it was just called ‘dispatched employee’. It was even informal.
“… “Is this why everyone is trying to get promoted?”
Aside from the purpose of returning to Earth, I feel like I have a new reason to get promoted. I never thought the day would come when I would be treated with respect by the company.
“Okay.”
It was so touching that sweat came out of my eyes.
“Oops.”
This is not the time to sweat out your eyes.
So, doesn’t that mean they will approve the drawing right now as long as the materials are available?
Clap, crack.
I switched windows very quickly.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Senior. Just hand over the ingredients and you can make it right away.
Asshole Hunter: Good!! I’ll hand it over right away!!
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Don’t forget to give me the slime core as well. Oh, and the price. Do you have any passive skills that I can use?
Asshole Hunter: Passive… Just wait a moment.
It wouldn’t be a bad idea to receive it as an object, but since I’ve already benefited greatly from the passive I received from Senior Skeleton, I wanted to receive it as a skill if possible.
Asshole Hunter: There is a passive skill called Back Girl Appraiser.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): …What is that amazingly named skill?
Asshole Hunter: It is literally a passive tool that can tell whether an anus is virgin or not. As a bonus, you can also find out where your weak spots are. How is it. Not a bad skill, right?
To be honest, I think it’s a very useless skill.
Well, I don’t know what other seniors would think, but at least to me, it was a skill of very low value.
Because they are reluctant to have regular sex, are the men here crazy enough to want to enjoy a woman’s butt?
‘Still, I think I’m really looking forward to it.’
It felt like a hand trying to get me into that direction.
After thinking for a moment, I put my hands on the keyboard again.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Oh, that’s not a bad skill.
Asshole Hunter: Right? So, are you going to apply for exchange right away?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Oh, by the way, if it’s okay, could you also provide some slime hacks? Even if you want to say that this is a place that is not developed at all in that direction, the environment won’t cooperate.
Asshole Hunter: Huh!! How sad this is!! Don’t worry. I will provide you with plenty of all kinds!! Ha, indeed. If you are interested in that area, please contact me right away. Just wait a moment.
“Hmm. “Very nice.”
I don’t know how much they will provide, but they said they will provide various types of care, so there will be an opportunity to use it somehow.
【Asshole Hunter (Manager) has applied for an exchange with Seo Min-soo (Deputy Manager).】
I immediately clicked accept without hesitation.
【 Asshole Hunter (Manager) 】 (Gong Myeong-seok A (1 kg), Gong Myeong-seok B (1 kg), a bundle filled with something, Clear Slime Core x1) 《=====》 ( – ) 【Seo Min-soo (Deputy Manager)】
※ Seo Min-soo (Deputy Manager) did not suggest anything. If you wish to proceed with the exchange as is, you must pay 6,000 value points.
【 Asshole Hunter (Manager) paid 6,000 points and agreed to the exchange.】
【Exchange has been completed.】
【Please check the exchanged items in your inventory and leave a rating.】
After moving all materials except the bundles to storage, I immediately requested a review of the drawings.
《’Design-No Name’ has been approved.》
《Please enter the full name of ‘Design-Unnamed’.》
“An all-purpose tool.”
After finishing registering my name, I immediately opened the relic slot.
《Registered Relic》
◎Night fairy
→Set material (slot 1): Pure iron.
◎Bow of consolation
→Set material (slot 1): cane tree, pure iron.
◎Sword of Consolation
→Set materials (slot 1): pure iron, tears of the forest, essence of the earth, leather of red-eyed Maris.
→Fixed material: magic attribute.
◎Token
→Set materials (slot 1): Black Mane Leather, Forest Tears.
◎All-purpose mechanism (requires detailed settings)
→Set material (slot 1): None.
I clicked on the newly registered ‘All-purpose tool’.
《Detailed Settings》
→
As soon as the window popped up, I quickly wrote down what I had in mind.
《Detailed Settings》
◎Function 1: Expansion.
Resource: Wearer’s magic power (absorption)
Activation 1: When you press part A of the controller once, it expands left and right.
Activation 2: When part A of the controller is pressed twice, inflation stops.
Activation 3: When you press part A of the controller three times, it returns to its original size.
◎Function 2: Cleaning.
Resource: Wearer’s magic power (absorption)
Activation 1: When you press part B of the controller once, it extends upward.
Activation 2: Stops when you press part B of the controller twice.
Activation 3: When you press part B of the controller three times, it returns to its original size.
Effect: Replaces dirt that touches the head with magical power.
◎Function 3: Vibration.
Resource: Wearer’s magic power (absorption)
Activation 1: When you press the C part of the controller once, it vibrates slowly left and right.
Activation 2: When you press the C part of the controller twice, it quickly vibrates up, down, left and right.
Activation 3: When you press the C part of the controller three times, the vibration stops.
This time, there was no need to restrict anyone from using it, so I just clicked Save.
【The detailed settings for ‘Sacred Relic – Universal Instrument’ have been applied properly.】
“Good.”
As the work progressed smoothly without a single hitch, I quickly opened the relic creation box and distributed the ingredients appropriately.
‘It’s very generous.’
If you made only the minimum amount required, you could make as many as three more, not including what to send to Hole Hunter.
Sigh.
I quickly got up and grabbed the light blue sphere and square controller that appeared in the air.
If you look closely, it is a light blue sphere with many bumpy protrusions so light that the inside can be seen through.
“Oh…”
The sphere was much stronger than I thought.
‘But since the resonance stone has been replaced, shouldn’t the controller also change like that?’
… I thought about it, but I stopped thinking because there was a very omnipotent word called the power of God.
“Then, if we exchange now…”
Grumble.
I was about to enter the chat room and report that the item was completed well, when the bathroom door opened and someone came in.
Snap, slap, snap.
A silhouette getting closer as it steps on the moist floor of the bathtub.
“Your sister has arrived.”
Amelana, with wet hair like a cat caught in the rain, appeared, waving breasts as huge as her height.
“What. Why is the reaction like that? And what else is in your hand?”
As if she wasn’t embarrassed, she climbed onto the edge of the bath and squatted down.
I said while looking at the new sacred object in my hand and my sister’s wide open crotch.
“Sister.”
“Baby. “At least tell me face to face.”
“Hmm.”
I coughed awkwardly, raised my head, and called my sister again.
“Sister.”
“Why?”
“Look back for a moment.”
“Back?”
“Yep.”
Exchange has a rating system.
Therefore, it would be a natural duty as a producer to test whether the relic is functioning properly in order to receive a good rating.
