A lonely and isolated office worker, a lifelong virgin loser.
Even in death, I couldn’t escape my misfortune. But then, a new opportunity came my way.
“If you were given another chance at life… what would you want to become?”
“A tree. I just want to stand still and do nothing.”
I could have sworn I said “a tree,” but… am I really a tree?
A chaotic survival story of a doomed tentacle monster that bloomed in a quiet garden at the continent’s top academy.
“Women being weak against tentacles is a universal rule.
But if I’m even weaker… wait, hold on…?”
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※ The characters in this novel are academy students, but according to the setting, they are adults… If they make mistakes, they get dragged off to graduate school…
Man, I am starting to hate this focus on the girls as the main characters instead of the original Enic MC who is constantly getting sidelined in his own story…
He has become a deranged predator… He never used to have to worry about stupid morals until Vivian wormed her way into command positions and sidelining him…
He is constantly getting NTR’d too… HIS girls are constantly in situations where they fuck other MEN and WOMEN other than him… And some, like Ranie, enjoy it too… Even Vivian likes having sex with her mother and loves getting fucked by her mother’s strap on… Nevermind her being fucked by other men before, willingly or otherwise…
He no longer feels like the MC. Instead, this feels like Vivian’s story of how she stole control over a Hentai Tentacle Monster’s forces and HIM, after manipulating this dense isekai’d bastard…
This is by chapter 321 btw… Hell, world domination was all Vivian’s idea. He never planned to do it so early. He just wanted to laze about like he told the Goddess, as part of his wish. Hence a tree/animal like Enic Hentai Tentacle Monster body that he has now. Immobile but with greater reach…
Hell, his HIVEMIND is shitty too… He can only connect to of his monsters at a time. And if he gets distracted, it means he misses what’s going on somewhere else.
Sometimes he can only control one tentacle at a time, while everything, including his main body, is on autopilot or following his last orders…
By chapter 321, he has spread his giant Kernel Worms like the ones from Dune, or the Thresher Maw from Mass Effect, all over the Attack on Titan like walls 🧱 of the Groden Kingdom… So they can spy on everyone from underground by hearing all the sounds and vibrations right?. And he also has these fleshy spider 🕷️ like creatures that can also spy on the human prey for him. So when people make plans in secret with people they trust, he knows exactly where they are and what they talked about… Or he should…
But the only problem with that is that his MIND inside his OWN HIVEMIND… Can only exist in one Hive Member at a time… So if he is talking to one of his girls using his tentacles or one of the Hive Members, then he doesn’t know what his other spawnlings are doing… Like if he leaves a spider sucking on a girl’s clit during class, and his mind leaves it and goes into his main body to speak with another girl making a report to him, by the time he comes back to the girl in class (Carla), he finds that the spider 🕷️ kept sucking on her clit constantly and nearly got her AND HIM caught, (because in that world everyone hates his species)… His monster “children” (the spiders and worms specifically) just follow the last orders given…
In other words, even though he is supposed to be a HIVEMIND, MC lacks the ability to MULTITASK despite his huge computational capabilities to control multiple tentacles at once when in his body. He has to sometimes rely on human slaves and Beastkin slaves to RELAY his OWN orders for him to his HIVEMIND members…
He can telepathically control and communicate with a few Hive Members at a time. What a silly limitation…
And he can’t even telepathically communicate with his humans and Beastkin except two people, a spider lady and a rabbit Beastkin girl… And yet he has these Parasites that can analyse anything they touch and replicate it’s abilities to enhance the Enic Hive… But somehow he’s too dumb to just copy paste telepathy from the spider lady that lives in his Enic Lair with the rabbit Beastkin girl too….
As a result… MC is literally FORCED (by his own stupidity) to write down what he wants and send it by letter ✉️… Yes, a paper letter with an envelope and everything, to one of the female mages he is blackmailing… The rest, he uses morse code with the spiders, to “speak to them”… And they can reply just by talking… And he has to do this even during combat… Like bruh 💀
Hurry up and copy paste the telepathy from your slaves already!
Or have your parasites put Enic biotech inside your slaves that allows you to directly communicate with them telepathically…
Sadly, this lack of telepathy has FURTHER increased his DEPENDENCY on his slaves who are now manipulating him by telling him what he wants to hear and giving him what he wants, just so that he doesn’t abandon them… And because they can have him their neck and call to hive them more power over their enemies… Telepathy? The spider and rabbit girl INTERPRET for him…
Like bruh 💀
He can’t even defend properly against most foes, by chapter 321, and he somehow expects to dominate ONE kingdom and then the world???!!
He can’t even conquer this one weak kingdom… E en though his spiders are now OP with how they instantly took down one of Laratina’s brothels, by poison everyone with aphrodisiacs. A shame he only used that once and never again…
He also only ever used his brainwashing tentacles TWICE by chapter 321 claiming ETHICS and MORALS… He claims that, raping the nameless NPCs into submission is better…even at the risk of betrayal…
Like BRUUUUH 💀💀💀🤯⚰️⚰️⚰️☠️☠️☠️