Chapter 862 – Fighting With Laughter and Martial Arts
Deus Ex Machina seems to have increased to a tremendous amount due to Seong-il’s various experiences together. Seongil feels a little proud of the growth of nanomachines.
Wow…!!
While Seong-il is lost in thought for a moment, Meow begins to carefully inject a powerful law of cause and effect that looks like the Milky Way into the nanomachine. Then, the nanomachine takes the power and starts bubbling.
『Okay… That’s it. I will inject this into your body.』
After briefly injecting power into the nanomachine, Meow begins to spray beautiful silver liquid on Seongil’s body again. As soon as the thinly spread liquid touches Seongil’s body, it sticks to Seongil’s body like a magnet and then naturally melts away. As if it was natural that it should be there in the first place.
Tiring…!!
After absorbing the nanomachine that Meowth gave him into his body, Seongil tries to find out what has changed using augmented reality to satisfy his curiosity. However, surprisingly, he is puzzled when there is no significant change.
『Because your ego is currently being created according to your tastes. You will wake up soon. Wait.』
“Aha. I understand.”
Seong-il knows well that Yaongi, who oversees cause and effect, and no one else, would lie to him, so he nods at his words without saying anything and takes out the mirror of fate.
“Can I give you this now?”
『No.』
“…?”
Seong-il is taken aback when Meow suddenly changes his tone after talking as if offering the Mirror of Destiny as an offering will tell him a way to solve his problem.
『Hehe… Don’t be too hasty. I’m trying to give you a special service after receiving such a good tribute.』
Meowth giggles and comforts him on his holy day. Afterward, he scatters the dazzling Milky Way on the mirror of fate he received from Seong-il. Then, as if correspondingly, the mirror of fate shines intensely.
Wow…!!
After shining for a while, a powerful dimensional crack appears in the mirror of fate. And a dimensional door familiar to Seong-il appears.
“Can I just go in there?”
“Huh. You can come with me.』
“… Together?”‘
Seong-il is puzzled by the word ‘together’ rather than going alone. However, instead of responding to Seong-il, Meowth scatters the Milky Way at him, grabs him, and begins to fly together into the portal.
“… This place?”
A place that is quite familiar to Seong-il. A small basin spread out on a wide mountain and a beautiful peach tree growing there. And there is even a shrine built quietly nearby, as if in harmony. Seong-il realizes that he has once again returned to the place where the Yin-Yang Gwanjosa resided.
『Then… I really have to go. Have a hard time.』
Interestingly, Seong-il can be seen as the head of the Yin-Yang Hall, trying to leave after completing all explanations in front of a person who appears to be him. After shouting like that, it was the time when Nodosa was about to lead the Uhwa.
『Can you stop ascending for a moment?』
“…!!”
While the founder of the Yin-Yang Hall is finally trying to shed his shell and become one with the great path of heaven and earth, when a powerful person stops his time and space and calls out, the priest of the Yin-Yang Hall is started and looks in the direction from which the voice was heard.
“… And you? And you?”
The head of the Yin-Yang Pavilion is shocked when his successor, a beautiful cat whose entire body is made of the Milky Way, stops trying to become a fable and temporarily creates a new body.
“After realizing the way of heaven and earth, I believed that I could always maintain the state of the world in any situation. On the day of my ascension, something like this happened that surprised me greatly?”
『Hehe… Because the universe is infinite. This can happen any time. Anyway… This young man knows, right?』
“Of course.”
Since he wasn’t stupid enough to immediately forget that the young man in front of him was a distant relative who was talking to him just a moment ago, the onmyanggwan priest nodded.
『Let’s make a deal. For your successor, I would like you to give me some more advice before ascending. Then I will give you reasonable compensation.』
“Um… I have already cut off all causal ties with the human world. You know this well, right?”
『I will handle that.』
Meow declares that he will take on all the risks that arise in order to delay the investigation of the Yin-Yang Hall. He even says that he will pay the price for all the anti-seo (anti-噬) problems that arose when the founder of the Yin-Yang Hall leaked the secret of heaven to help Seong-il.
“Hmm… Then maybe I can reveal the secrets of heaven. Ah, looking at the situation, do you come from the future?”
“Yes, sir.”
Although it was a short meeting, Seong-il answered his questions in a very polite manner because it was an investigation into the Yin-Yang Hall, which left him all kinds of gifts.
“Has the blood problem been resolved well?”
Instead of answering the investigator’s question, Seong-il unfolds a bright scene and shows the timeline of how he killed the blood god as an illusion. Even though it was a trick, when the two sides showed that the conflict had stopped and the mood for peace had temporarily shifted, the head of the Yin-Yang Hall smiled and nodded.
“That’s great!” You’ve done a lot for sentient beings.”
After hearing Seong-il’s actions, the inspector of the Yin-Yang Hall smiled with satisfaction and asked Seong-il what help he needed. Seong-il began his explanation by taking out the essence of life he had acquired while wandering around another world and showing it to him.
“Hmm…!! So what you’re saying is that we need a way to more efficiently absorb foreign objects or distribute them to the goddess and the divine tree?”
“That’s right. They say that if we can both absorb just a part of this, we can advance our practice to the next level. If they become stronger, I can be of great help in saving the people of the world I live in.”
“Uhm…”
After hearing Seong-il’s question, the head of the Yin-Yang Hall briefly looks into the essence of life and begins to observe it. Not long after that, he smiles and asks Seong-il as if he wants to know something.
“Both of those subjects were women?”
“Yes. That’s right.”
“What about my relationship with you?”
Seong-il flinches for a moment at the direct question of the investigator of the Yin-Yang view and wonders whether to reveal his secret to him. But, that lasts for a while. Seong-il knows that the problem cannot be solved by hiding it, so he obediently tells the inspector of the Yin-Yang Hall about his relationship with the two women.
“… The goddess is practically my mistress. The divine tree took it upon herself to say that she would be my concubine.”
Haha!! That’s exciting!! You can connect with beings that go beyond good people! You’re great!!”
Rather than criticizing Seong-il, who could be seen as committing an unholy act, the head of the Yin-Yang Hall smiles cheerfully and shows genuine fondness for him.
“Even if they don’t mind doing your way, the job is very easy!”
“You mean…?”
“Yes. You can use the Heaven, Earth, Yin-Yang Intercourse Divine Technique.”
“… Is that possible?”
Since the power of the essence of life is no joke, Seong-il is taken aback by the words of the inspector of the Yin-Yang government, who boasts that he can control it based on the heavenly earth yin-yang art of union.
Haha!! Ahaha! What is the Heaven and Earth Yin-Yang Gyeongju? Isn’t it a sensual art made by imitating the heaven and earth’s Yin-Yang!”
“… What does that have to do with absorbing the essence of life?”
“Absorption is difficult!”
“…?”
An explanation of the Yin-Yang view investigation that is difficult to understand. Looking at him like that, the inspector smiles and calmly continues his explanation.
“I’m not advising you to take those extraneous substances and absorb them into your body! I’m just telling you to ‘have’ them.”
The investigation of the Yin-Yang view shows that Seong-il’s body is the ultimate principle of Yin-Yang through the Heavenly Earth Yin-Yang Gyeongsang Shin Technique. In other words, the situation is like a kind of ‘microcosm’ created by imitating the principles of the universe, so it may be difficult, but if you can keep the essence of life in your body and then use the Heaven, Earth, Yin-Yang Mating Spiritual Technique, you will be able to keep the essence in your body. They say that it can be ‘circulated’.
“The idea is to use your body as a kind of ‘disconnector’! In such a situation, if you use the Bangjungjutsu technique with the two of you until the essence is evenly distributed, you can distribute the essence evenly between them.”〈 Br〉
“… You mean that’s possible?! I heard that it’s impossible to distribute integers evenly because many laws are forced together?!”
“Of course! As I said a moment ago, if your body acts as a ‘disconnector’!”
Research on the Yin-Yang view tells us that if Seong-il constantly uses the Heaven, Earth, Yin-Yang articulation technique to evenly circulate the essence within the body, it will naturally circulate smoothly without causing any destruction or cracks.
“Of course, if you keep holding on to that power, you won’t be able to survive! However, if you keep dual-wielding the two swordsmen and exchanging power with them without stopping, you will be able to solve the problem. Do you understand?”
“Hoo…”
In fact, when the Yin-Yang inspector tells him to make himself a kind of biological elixir and have fun with the two women, Seong-il unconsciously smiles sinisterly and nods at her.
