Chapter 700 – Laughter of Martial Arts
In the unimaginable development, the monks eventually gave up asking questions and quietly followed Seongil.
『Are you here?』
Upon entering the iron ship, an unidentified object made of visible steel appears.
“…”
The two monks, speechless at the sight of the grotesque being, looked blankly at Edward and asked, not knowing what or where to point it out.
“…Is that benefactor doing anything?”
『I am a sophisticated machine built on strong artificial intelligence. Ambassador.”
Edward kindly explains himself to the mumbling of the two monks.
“Ki… A machine!?”
When Edward introduces himself as nothing more than a ‘thing’ that assists in holy days, the two monks are shocked at the fact that they can think of things that are not living beings.
“Let’s rest for a bit. Have a meal.”
Seong-il finds their reaction amused and encourages the two monks to rest.
“…I see.”
After Hye-won obediently agrees with Seong-il’s words, she lowers her gigantic body and carefully settles into her vicinity. Seong-il, who sees that, gestures to him with her playful expression.
“Isn’t it hard to sit in a small place with that big body?”
“Heh heh! How can a person who has left home be obsessed with such personal inconveniences! Even if the space is small, you should think of this as training and put up with it.”
“Is that so? Come with me. I’ll have a good rest at home.”
“…House?”
When Seong-il mentions a house in this narrow place out of the blue, Hye-won and Hye-myeong express their disapproval.
To them, Seong-il makes them wish to ‘enter’ the small bizarre decoration in front of her eyes, and then explains to them to follow him.
“What…”
I understood that Seong-il was a guru with magical powers. However, when he utters a remark that defies common sense, the two monks again look confused at his words.
“I’m going first~”
Seong-il casually starts walking towards the small house. Because of this, the two monks stare blankly at him, wondering what he is trying to do.
“Oh my god…?”
Surprisingly, when Seong-il’s body shrinks and goes into a bizarre decoration, the two monks realize that his words are no joke.
“Huh… I’m sleepy.”
Then, when the young master of the Demonic Cult entered the house without incident, the two monks felt their spirits rise.
“Four…Death penalty.”
“…Let’s go too.”
Hye-Won tells her to calm down and follow Seong-Il and Eun-Wol.
And as he walks home, to his surprise, he realizes that he can get there the way the building gets bigger and he gets smaller himself.
“… Really fresh is different.”
The two monks, looking at the house that has grown in size before they knew it, let out shocking exclamations and quietly entered the interior.
“…”
Seeing the young guru holding a meal, which is the first food she has seen inside, Hye-won seems to be tired of asking any more, so she calmly sits down nearby and falls into contemplation.
‘It’s fun to tease.’
Seong-il explains something to the two monks for a long time and repeatedly teases them.
From the point of view of the world of martial arts, the two monks who saw all kinds of convenience facilities and magic, such as magic, and the regenerating lunch box, were fascinated and repeated being tricked by him for a long time.
***
“Whoa… It’ll arrive tomorrow.”
“It’s already three days.”
It’s been three days since I stayed at the pineapple house, and when the time came, I went outside for a while and covered a long distance through the portal.
When Seong-il tells the two monks that they have almost reached their destination, guided by satellites, they sigh in relief.
“It’s a destination in about half a day by ship, so you should prepare slowly.”
“I will.”
It was a short time, but the two monks quickly adapted to life here. In the meantime, they have often talked with Eun-wol and sparred together, and have succeeded in restoring their relationship to some extent.
“Silver moon offering.”
“Huh?”
Although the head of the demonic cult in front of her was the enemy who killed her teacher and alumnus, Hye-won realized through her factual relationship that she was also one of the thorough victims, and put down her vengeance.
Thanks to this, he was able to maintain his composure even after seeing Eunwol, and he asks questions about Eunwol that he has been curious about for the past few days.
“…What do you plan to do next, sir?”
“Huh? Should I subdue the blood god? After that, I’m going to recover the sexual intercourse that was seized by the blood lord and fix it.”
“Hmm… After you take control of the church?”
Over the past few days, through sparring with Eunwol, Hyewon realizes that she is a powerful warrior beyond her imagination, and that with the help of Seongil, she has learned her technique, albeit to a limited extent. He was worried that after she took over her Demonic Cult, she would cause her bloody coercion.
“Ah, then? I’m thinking of training a successor while taking a position in the general group.”
“…Then you don’t intend to fight with the midfield Murim forces, do you?”
Eun-wol realizes why the other person asked such a question and puts on a slightly mocking expression.
“Why. Are you afraid that I will declare war on the Jungwon Murim and cause bloodshed like my father, the previous religious leader, or the current blood religious leader?”
“…”
Two monks who couldn’t bear to say no. Looking at them like that, Eun-wol continues to answer with an openly sarcastic expression.
“I’m a person who learned this and that while training with my predecessors? Do you look like someone who’s just obsessed with ‘Jungwon’ Murim?”
Eun-wol’s field of vision was greatly expanded as she went to and from other worlds on her holy day and came into contact with many cultural artifacts from other worlds.
Because of this, it has been a long time since Eun-wol’s point of view was that the world of martial arts, which was nothing short of a primitive civilization, was no longer of her interest.
“…You didn’t say you were rebuilding sexual intercourse. And the purpose of sexual intercourse is…”
“Huh. It’s a church established by our bloodline, so it’s because we can’t neglect it as descendants. Don’t worry. Even if we train successors, I’ll make sure they don’t invade the midfield.”
“I guess so…”
Fortunately, the two monks let out a sigh of relief when Eun-wol seems to have no intention of enmity with Jungwon Murim from now on.
“For a moment…”
“…?”
“Hasn’t the church been taken over by the blood religious leader? Who are you going to designate as the successor? He might be in a state of being subjected to the blood marriage law like you. Perhaps a talented person from the central plains…?”
No matter how much you think about it, there doesn’t seem to be a specific successor, and since Eun-wol is young, Hye-myeong asks back as if it’s strange after thinking about it for a moment.
“What’s difficult? I just have to give birth myself.”
“!!!!”
Surprisingly, when Eun-wol announces that he will have her heir, the two monks’ mouths open wide.
“That… That means…?”
“Are you an idiot? If a man and a woman live together for 10 years, will she be affectionate? Wouldn’t it be?”
“…”
Surprisingly, the mouths of the two monks gape even wider when they hear that the young guru who is training above is in love with the head of the Demonic Cult.
“Why? It’s strange. But, originally, sexual intercourse is a religion that worships the strong? A master of martial arts is a strong man who has mastered not only martial arts but also all kinds of magic. Even having lived with me for a long time, I know his personality. I like him. Is there anything strange to see?”
“…”
After hearing it, they understood it, but still, the words that the person who will become the head of the Demonic Cult and the successor of the Domon who has been in their own way for a long time came as a great shock to the two monks.
“Why? Any complaints?”
“No, no… It’s a heavenly law for a man and a woman to have sex and to have offspring. How can a monk like us talk about it? However, it’s not common, so it’s a bit…”
“Ah, well… That could be the case. I also had no intention of becoming his woman if I was a person lacking in the slightest.”
“…”
Since they are monks who have left home, Eun-wol keeps hearing stories of men and women from Eun-wol, and they show a slightly uncomfortable appearance.
“It’s naive. Well, anyway, I’m going to focus only on receiving my wife’s seed and raising the successor, and I don’t intend to cause you any trouble, so don’t worry.”
“I understand. Siju.”
The two monks, relieved to hear Eun-wol’s sincerity, express their gratitude with a slightly grateful expression.
“Hmm? Why are the three of you chatting amicably?”
In the meantime, Seong-il, who has come down from personal training, asks Eun-wol, who, unusually, does not mix like water and oil, as the two monks are having a friendly conversation.
“It’s nothing~”
Eun-wol changes her attitude in an instant and turns Seong-il’s attention with a slightly charming tone.
“…”
Hye-myeong’s expression changes subtly when Eun-wol, who has always shown a cold and sharp side to her, treats Seong-il with a friendly attitude.
“He! Muhak donor. I want to ask you something.”
“Yes? What is it?”
Hye-myeong asks what she will do next if her Sung-il is lucky enough to successfully dispose of her blood god.
Because her Seong-il had a skill that was different from that of the existing Murim people through magic, Hye-myeong was concerned that a turbulence would occur if he played an active role in the Murim.
“Ah, I’m going to find a successor to the small faction and leave the world. I don’t have much attachment to this place.”
“Um…”
Fortunately, when Seong-il talks as if he is going to leave the world, Hye-myeong and Hye-won unexpectedly realize that there will be no trouble in Joong-won.
“Whoa… That’s right.”
Hye-won sighs in relief when she realizes that the problem she’s been thinking about for days can be sorted out surprisingly easily.
『Master has arrived.』
“Oh, already?”
Surprisingly quickly, when they reach the port located near the temple of laughter, Seong-il stands up with a happy expression.
“Let’s go. They say they’ve arrived.”
“Oh, I see.”
They stopped by the temple of laughter together. In case there could be a fuss with the two monks who lost their reason, Seong-il, who had Eun-wol on standby at the Little Nautilus, calmly moved on to the elder who had a laughing stock in the past.
“…”
The temple was completely burnt down and ruined. Although they were prepared, the faces of Hyewon and Hyemyeong are distorted miserably at the sight of their terrifying transformation.
“Amituofo…”
But that’s for a while. As if they had already made preparations, the two monks quickly made up their minds and calmly chanted sutras to commemorate the departed.
‘Should I wait a moment…’
Seong-il quietly waits for them, giving them ample time to commemorate them.
“The donor. Let’s go.”
As if the memorial was enough, Hye-won raises her body and recommends that Seong-il move to the promised place.
“Yes.”
At Hye-Won’s words, Seong-Il launches the prepared drone in all directions and tries to find her destination using augmented reality.
‘Aren’t you surprised anymore?’
Maybe it’s because Seong-il used all sorts of mystical items in a short amount of time, but the two monks don’t show any signs of surprise to the extent that Seong-il uses a drone.
‘It was a lot of fun to tease…’
The time when Seong-il was silent at the sight of the two people becoming calm. The drone finds a place marked on the map and reports it to its owner.
“I found it. Let’s go.”
“It’s really fast.”
Contrary to the contents of admiration, Hyewon’s answer was calm. In response, Seong-il no longer has the taste to tease him, so he calmly keeps his mouth shut and moves to the marked place.
“Hmm… Here’s this rock…”
It’s a rock, as I like to say, a lump of stone that’s almost the size of a house. Seong-il calmly examines the rock, which he would not even dare to move without a large crane.
“Master said the entrance was hidden under a rock, so I dug the ground…”
Coo coo coo…!!
At that time, Hye-myeong suggested to her Seong-il how to enter the hidden place under the rock. There is an intense noise around the huge boulder.
“Oh my god…”
When a huge rock the size of a small house floats into the air at Seong-il’s gesture, Hye-myeong looks at the sight with a shocked expression.
Kwaaaaang!!!
A huge thunder-like sound rang out, and a rock the size of a house fell to the floor.
Seong-il, who took care of the madness casually, looked around and found a crypt heading underground and told the two monks.
“I found it. Let’s go.”
