Chapter 12 – Laughter of Martial Arts
“…What? Slut? Seriously?”
Saekma said with a solemn expression on Seongil’s expression that he lost his astonishment.
“It seems like Gongja is ignoring the color ball. The color ball is actually a great martial art.”
Then, the Sogyoju frowned and looked at such a dirty horse as if he were looking at trash.
However, the color horse continued to explain about the color ball without worrying about it.
“Young master, although three months is a short time,
It would be easy to explain since he was involved in Taomen.
You don’t have to think hard.
Why? It’s because the color ball is actually a martial art based on Taoism!”
“What is the basis of Taomen’s thought?
Isn’t it a cosmology based on the harmony of yin and yang? My color ball is a martial art based on the yin and yang philosophy of Taoism!”
Seongil Seong-Il asked him a question.
“What kind of martial arts is it?”
“It’s simple! The ‘Cheonji Yin-Yang Gyo Jeopsingong’ I practiced was a martial art that looked into the nature of heaven and earth, yin and yang, and adapted it to people!”
Saekma took a moment to catch her breath and continued.
“Just as there are yang and yin in the world, there are male and female humans!
In general, Taoism’s martial arts analyzes the human body, a being born in heaven and earth, and then harmoniously absorbs Yin and Yang through breathing and training to develop internal energy.
Clearly, it is not only safe to store the yin and yang of heaven and earth in the body to build internal energy, but it is also true that it is a training method close to the long sword.”
“But! Although humans were born based on heaven and earth,
A being separated from heaven and earth! Strictly speaking, since it is a separate existence from heaven and earth, the efficiency is low!
But… ‘Cheonji Yin-Yang Gyojeopsingong’ is different!”
“Why?! Men are yang, women are yin.
This simbeop thinks of people as yin and yang and establishes an idea, so it can be practiced more easily and quickly than heaven and earth.
It is also a real truth that men are yang and women are yin!”
“Is that the only thing! If a man and a woman intersect and complement each other’s spirit, they can even train simultaneously as a pair, so the efficiency goes up tremendously!”
“If you train Yin, Yang, male and female, which are the closest to humans at the same time… You will get a synergistic effect of up to dozens of times!
“There it is! Since it is a simbeop based on the theory that originated in Taomen, it boasts a very good compatibility with Daomen’s martial arts. I’ll support you!”
“If you practice my ‘Cheonjiyinyanggyojeopsingong’ hard and steadily, you will be able to hear the sound of a Moorim person within at least one year, and a peak master within three to five years!”
Seong-il, who was melted by his words, fell to his knees and begged him without realizing it.
“The old man, the old man! Please teach this poor guy the martial arts of the old man!”
Seeing them like that, So Gyo-ju looked at them blankly with an expression as if he were looking at an asshole.
“Hey… Young master.”
“Noisy! It’s an important part!”
“…”
So Gyoju felt absurd at Seong-il’s appearance, and continued to say that he couldn’t bear it.
“That.. According to the theory of that naughty bastard, that mental method would be a non-gong-sim method that builds up internal energy at the fastest speed in the world. Isn’t it?”
Nodding
Seeing Seongil nod, So Gyoju sighed and continued.
“By the way. Why is there a martial arts method that builds internal energy so quickly, but why hasn’t there been the best person in the world based on that mental method?”
“Uh..?”
Seeing such a holy day, the So Gyoju continued with a pitying expression.
“Don’t you think there’s a reason why such an attribute technique isn’t considered the best martial art…?”
“A fast-paced method basically has no choice but to have side effects. Or, certain limitations arise.
Look at that color horse. Even if you can’t do it, even though you’ve trained for decades, whether it’s ‘Chunjiyinyanggyojeopsingong’ or ‘Cheonjirape Singong’, you were beaten and caught by me, who had only been studying martial arts for about 15 years.”
At her words, her holy day’s bent knees straightened in an instant.
The moment Seong-il is so angry that he sees the sex slave and tries to lash out at him..
“Of course, in general, that’s the case! But, Young master is different.”
Seong-il knelt down on her knees again and asked,
“Why?”
Saekma smiled and continued.
“Because the Little Teacher is here!”
“?”
Let’s look at it with an expression as if Seong-il is bullshit,
Saekma nodded loudly and began to explain to Seongil after clearing her throat.
“In fact, under normal circumstances, the level that ‘Cheonji Yin-Yang Gyo Jeopsingong’ can train under normal circumstances is up to training.”
“Why? ‘Cheonji Yin-Yang Bridge’ is a mental method that gradually turns a man’s body into a ‘pure yang body’.
‘Sunyangjiche’ is a body made up of pure Yang energy, which allows you to exert extreme external force…
The problem is that the stronger the yang qi, the stronger the yin qi is needed.”
Seong-il still looked at her Saemaul with an expression asking what bullshit he was, and the Saemaul smiled and replied.
“Now! Through copulation, the man has become stronger by absorbing yin qi. So if his yang qi gets stronger, will he need more or less yin qi?”
“…Many?”
“That’s right! ‘Cheonjiyin-yanggyojeopsingong’ requires more yin energy as the level of training deepens!
There is usually only one solution.
Absorbing yin energy through a lot of sexual activity!”
Seongil asked with a smile.
“Then why don’t you just get married and do that all day long with your wife?”
Then the sage shook her head.
“No. I wish I could practice that easily.
The problem is that a woman’s vagina is not infinite.
If a woman receives yang energy from a man through many actions, then the yin energy is weakened.
That’s why I need another woman during that hiatus.”
“That’s why I met this woman and that woman and shared her fortune with them!”
The young teacher said with a disgusted expression.
“That’s why he must have built up a grudge against so many people and been driven to this point by being accused of Moorim’s achievement like an idiot, you idiot.”
At her words that hit her head, Saekma lost her words for a moment and continued to speak with her mouth closed.
“Yes.. Usually, one of the biggest reasons for failure in training this martial art is because of the Eun-Won relationship.”
“Why? Can’t it be so strong that I beat everyone up?”
Seong-Il’s words made a face as if he was talking nonsense.
“Young master, I’ve read a lot of martial arts magazines that have been circulating in the West for three months…
Daguri is the best for fighting. No matter how strong you are, you will lose if you are pushed. Ok?”
‘I think I just saw a strange word.’
“Anyway. To continue with what I said, ‘Cheonji Yin-Yang Bridge’ is a powerful technique, but there are many external variables.
The Eunwon issue that the headmaster talked about is typical.”
“But you don’t have to worry about that, Young master.”
“?”
When Seong-il made an expression of ‘why?’, He smiled and continued.
“As I said before, it’s because of the young master.”
“?”
Seong-il made an expression that he still did not understand, and Saekma sighed and said.
“Your application ability is poor.
“What bullshit. You bastard.”
When Seong-il, who couldn’t stand it, cursed, Saekma quickly cut off his words and continued his explanation.
“That’s because the young master is ‘heavenly sound’.”
“Ah!”
“Are you feeling better? That’s right.
It is no exaggeration to say that ‘Chunjieumyanggyojeopsingong’ is a martial art born to meet the heavenly eum delay.”
“As mentioned above, ‘Chunji Yin-Yang Gyojeopsingong’ requires a lot of yin energy after 6 stars, so it needs a lot of women.
In the process, many practical problems arise and difficulties arise in training.
“However, it’s a different story if you have a mate with the ability to hear. Why?
This is because a woman with a transverse tone retardation is the owner of an endless yin qi.
Under normal circumstances, practitioners of Heaven, Earth, and Earth, Yin and Yang, encounter difficulties from 6 stars.
Why? Because you need a lot of music.”
“However, if there is a celestial sound delay with infinite yin energy, the story is different.
If you just keep sharing her luck and fortune, her practice will naturally increase.
That’s why I said that Young master is the best condition to practice ‘Cheongji Yin-Yang Bridge’.”
“I see…! That’s it!!”
Seong-il could understand why the color demon confidently told him to learn his color ball.
At that time, she spat out her words as if the Sogyoju was dumbfounded.
“You bastards. Don’t you agree with me?”
However, Saekma shamelessly questioned her words.
“No, Little Master. Didn’t the Little Master get caught by the black marble and tied up with his soul?
Seeing how docile the young master is, the power of that bead seems real.
It just happened that way anyway, so you have a relationship like that with Young master, right?
If you become physically intimate(?), Young master won’t be mean to you, right?”
“이 개새끼가 뒤질라고 진짜..”
So Gyoju, who spat out double curses, began torturing the sex demon mercilessly using Dokgo.
“Kek!! Kkeuk!!”
Seong-il hurriedly stopped such a small school master.
“Can’t you stop right now?”
“Why am I! Heung! What if I can’t do it!”
When the young schoolmaster, who was overcome with evil, said that, Seong-il spat out a word.
“Pain.”
“Kyaaaaa!!!”
Seong-il, who was watching the two men and women lying on the floor madly in pain, said to the young master.
“What did you just say?”
“I made a mistake! I must have gone crazy with anger at the moment!! Young master, I made a mistake!!! Kyaaaaah!!”
“Then stop poisoning right now”
“If you stop the pain, I’ll do it right away! Please!! Kkeuk!”
Seongil stopped her pain.
Then she, too, stopped her seizures of poison.
‘These aren’t even Reservoir Dogs.
Is it me 〉 Sophomore 〉 Color Demon 〉…?’
Seong-il recalled a scene from a movie she had watched in a classic movie theater.
A scene in which three people point guns at each other’s heads.
‘Ah. Am I going crazy because I kept talking among crazy people?’
“Silver moon.”
Seongil quietly called the name of the small school leader.
“Yes.. Yes! Gongja-nim.”
“I’m sorry, but I’ll have to think positively about the color demon’s method.”
Then, with a disgusted look on his face, the So Gyoju began to present a counterargument.
“Young master! Think carefully!
Is there any guarantee that that black man will completely pass on proper martial arts to Young master?
And he didn’t say a word about the actual side effects! And he accepts it?”
‘Uh..? Come to think of it’
When Seong-il said that he had many enemies, he remembered that he ignored the side effects and did not explain them.
“Come to think of it, what are the side effects of ‘Chunji Yin-Yang Bridge’?”
Then, the saekma made a prickly expression and tried to start answering.
“Eh.. That.. What that is.”
“Short. Fast.”
Seong-il, who understood Saekma’s eloquent tone and personality, did not want to be swayed by him any more.
That’s why he asked for an explanation in the most concise way possible.
“1-3 stars at least 3 times a week, 4-5 stars at least twice a month,
6-9 sexes at least once in half a year, 10-11 sexes at least once a year, or their brains will burst and die.
Anything else that makes your sex drive a little stronger?”
“12 stars…?”
“12 stars are polar, so I won’t die even if I don’t.”
“Complete understanding.”
Seong-il, who fully grasped the nature of Mu-gong, tried to think deeply.
‘Anyway.. Even if you can’t find a sex party here, shouldn’t you be with your partners at Pocket Girls?
Is not it? Is it useless because the me in the game and the me outside can’t be linked?’
After thinking about it for a long time, Seong-il finally decided to learn martial arts.
‘You have to live like this anyway. It’s a life that will be hit here and there by those with combat skills for the rest of their lives.
If I have the ability to fight properly and have an accident on the spot, I will not be able to resist and die like a dog.’
‘And Go Young-tae, you bastard like a dog’
When the face of Ko Young-tae, who had repeatedly insulted him, came to mind, Seong-il’s resentment deep in his heart surfaced.
‘Anyway, if I don’t lose anything, I don’t gain anything.’
“Senior man. Please teach me the ‘Chunji Yin-Yang Bridge’!”
Seong-il knelt down in front of him and bowed his head, asking for martial arts training.
Then the saekma said while raising such a holy day.
“Aiko! Gongja-nim, you don’t have to do this! I’m just passing on martial arts to you out of necessity!”
“What do you need?”
Then the color horse answered.
