Chapter 313 – Chapter 313. I Want You to Look at Me After Eating Jjajangmyeon
BJ Hudeok had made a solemn greeting to the table where we were all sitting together to go to the table where the women were sitting.
“I’m coming.”
I remember Huduk who said that.
Although that scene was not included in the edited version, it was from my memory.
Hu-deok looked like Gong-myeong leaving to conquer Wei, but he couldn’t feel the charisma because of his very fat body and funny face.
The two women at the table Hudeok went to both ordered jjamppong.
They were talking to each other while eating food.
I was also a little curious about the look.
That means both are jjamppong.
Men, of course, like jjamppong, but they usually eat more jjajang, fried rice, or sweet and sour pork.
In contrast, women like spicy food a little more, and the pick rate of jjamppong is also higher.
Among them, I don’t understand tteokbokki the most.
Why did they order and eat that piece of rice cake at such an expensive price?
Wouldn’t it be better to eat chicken?
So, if you think about it, there is a saying like this.
There is a saying that a man who likes spicy food doesn’t like spicy food from the beginning, but rather, he eats memories because one of his girlfriends he met before liked spicy food.
Hudeok went into the VCR screen, and now Hudeok was going to make a scene talking to the beauties and asking for a bite of jjambbong.
Huduk played the role of an ugly man in an experimental camera.
As the representative of the ugly man, he wondered if he could get and eat jjamppong.
“Hey there. Hello.”
Contrary to my prediction that it might be possible because it was a table with a good atmosphere, as soon as Hudeok went and sat down next to them, the two women who were talking happily became hardened.
Huduk seemed to be squeezed between the long chair and the table attached to the wall because of her size, and Huduk continued to talk to them.
“It’s because I’m so hungry, but our food is out of order. Could you give me a bite of jjamppong?”
Huduk said so.
Then, the beauty, who had been talking with high tension with a bright face until just now, hardened her expression to Huduk and said her words.
“No… Is it? It’s because I hate eating from the same bowl as others.”
When she refused, Hudok spoke her words to her again.
Hehe… Then can I have a little bit on the front plate? Oh, I’m so hungry. I’m afraid I’ll get dizzy.”
It was when Huduk said that.
The woman still coldly spoke to Hudeok.
“Of course not! Go to another table and find out!”
She moved her bowl with her left hand and pushed it into her right side, as if trying to defend her own noble champon from her dirty hudeok, then tilted her upper body a little to block her hudeok and bowl of champon. Seemed to want to.
Her successive attempts by Hu-deok ended in failure.
Returning, Hudeok laughed.
“Hehe, it’s broadcast content, but it’s nothing!”
She said that, but somehow a dark aura seemed to weigh him down.
It was next
After that, thanks to the cooperation of the boss, the male customer who took the seat before the part-time job guide was given a hug.
The male customer appeared to be in his mid-thirties, wearing a suit and light coat and inhaling jjambbong.
Hudok was a little worried before going to him.
He wondered if he was right.
However, when Fine Man persuaded him that violence rarely occurs in a rule of law country like ours, Huduk went to the table again.
What followed was the content of the video.
It was just asking for a bite of jjambbong.
“Oh, there you are.”
The man who was eating jjambbong looked at Hudeok expressionlessly.
Hudeok said this time, too, that he had chosen his own words.
The contents were slightly different, but in the end, he asked if it would be okay if he casually sat down next to him and handed him a pair of chopsticks with jjambbong.
“I ordered jajangmyeon, and the jjambbong looks so delicious. I’m sorry, but could you give me just one bite?”
It was when Huduk spoke.
An unexpected situation has occurred.
The man sighed and put down his chopsticks on the table.
And he quickly got up from his seat.
It hadn’t been that long since he had started eating jjamppong, so it was hard to believe he was getting up because he was full.
He strode towards the counter, as if he was about to leave the jajangmyeon house.
When such an unexpected situation occurred, Pine was immediately dispatched.
Haha! Hello! You were very surprised! It was an experimental camera!”
“Yes?”
By the time we got to the counter, the man who met our group had a puzzled look on his face.
Then, me and the staff laughed and followed Pine, and Pine skillfully started brushing her mouth at the man.
“Ah~, we were filming for Zone Tube, and we’re seeing the reaction when an ugly man and a handsome man ask for just one chopstick of jjamppong~, I’m so sorry for making you uncomfortable like this again during a meal! I’ll pay for it right away and give it to you! Haha!”
When Fine said that, the man’s expression brightened.
“Uh, really? Sweet and sour pork? Haha! I really like sweet and sour pork and soju, but what’s that? I’m sorry for nothing?”
“Ah~, no~, you also participated in our content like this. This is fan service.”
“Can I pack it up for you?”
“Sure! There’s a camera over there? Could you wave your hand just once?”
“Which one?”
“That way, that way.”
“Ah! Haha!”
Haha! BJ and Creator Fine, Subscribe, and Like, please coolly!”
“All right!”
As befits a major BJ, Pine changed his mood in an instant.
A little later, the man packing the sweet and sour pork had a very bright face, like a child receiving a Christmas present.
It was a good thing for Pine as well as the experimental camera participants.
Sweet and sour pork was already a planned expense, and the revenue from a video that pierced hundreds of thousands of views once uploaded was far greater than the price of that sweet and sour pork, so smiles naturally bloomed on their faces.
Perhaps, if the talkative Fine Man played the role of the ugly man, the probability of getting and eating the ugly man jjamppong might not have converged to 0%.
Besides that man, when Hudeok was about to pay the bill after the meal to the beauties who had asked for only one chopstick of jjamppong, Fine smiled kindly and presented a set of sweet and sour pork.
“Hello! Oh, we were filming for John Tube, but earlier we had an experimental camera to ask for just one chopstick of jjamppong.
“Oh! Really?”
“Wow! Awesome! Gowoon-ah, shall we go to your house and have a late-night snack?”
“Hohoho! Thank you!”
It could be seen that the words were sweet and sour pork and a concept similar to deposit, and with Pine’s sincerity, people would remember what happened at this Jajangmyeon restaurant by turning unpleasant memories into beautiful ones.
Some women even recognized Pine.
The women were surprised when Pine appeared with a set of sweet and sour pork, fried dumplings, and drinks when the women who had participated in the experimental camera came to checkout.
“Uh! Isn’t that him?”
“Uh, I saw you on John Tube too? Right, ah! Pine, is that him?”
When someone recognized him appeared, Pine handed over the sweet and sour pork, feeling a little better.
He seemed to be the type who enjoys being famous.
Oh, or maybe she didn’t know it was because it was beauty that recognized her.
Seeing that, I thought it might not be easy for Fine to play the role of an ugly man, which I had previously thought about.
This is because if you recognize him, one turn of the experimental camera will be blown away.
Hudeok’s turn passed, and then it was my turn.
Originally, there were quite a few hours of waiting for a table or something like that.
But conveniently, the zone tube extract video contains the scene from my first attempt.
I walked over to the table where the two women were eating.
After wearing a hoodie and just sitting there studying, he dressed up like a dandy and had his hair and new loafers fully set.
At that time, I thought, ‘Am I not all successful?’ I wanted to.
I’ve come across numerous situations before.
Especially in my early 20s, I had a lot of such experiences.
In those days when there was no worry about the job front, there was a time when meeting unfamiliar beauties every day and drinking alcohol was a daily routine.
Even after that, the number of times decreased, but I had an infinite success experience.
So, I had a hunch that I would be almost successful and went into their place.
When I sat down next to her at the red table of the Chinese restaurant, eating a large bowl of champon that was redder than the table, they showed a look of bewilderment.
“Oh, that’s a surprise.”
She looks at me cautiously, startled and slightly startled.
She wore a black hoodie underneath, like a faded grass, but despite this, she was quite a beauty, and her enlarged eyes only made it look prettier.
The woman sitting across from her is also speechless for a moment.
I was calm though.
The experience of infinite success in the meantime made me calm.
I went and sat down at the table where the women I had never seen before were eating, but my heart felt at ease, as if I was sitting on the main floor of my grandfather’s hometown and enjoying the fresh air.
I sat on her long chair and looked at her and smiled at her.
And then I spoke
“What if you eat jjambbong so beautifully? All the other guys were eating jjajangmyeon and looked at you, so I got jealous.”
As I spoke, she burst into laughter as she covered her mouth with her hand.
“Hohohohohoho! Ah~, what is it~! No one is looking at me~!”
If you look at what Huduk has tried so far, the reaction that comes back to me really couldn’t be an extreme difference.
And, I am trained with countless beauties.
I also had the confidence not to lose to Pine, even with my words.
In the case of this Chinese restaurant comment, I would write a comment specialized to a certain extent for a handsome man, but basically the comment was endless.
First of all, it’s a bit different because it’s content now, but when hunting, there are three ways to look at it.
Here are three ways to hit a comment when you first approach.
Straight. Bypass. According to the situation. Three like this.
To go straight is to say “I like that way”.
A detour is a slightly roundabout way, for example, “Do you have a cell phone?” Say it once, and then hit an additional hit.
What I do according to the situation is to use the surrounding situation or equipment like now and say, “Other men are all eating jjajangmyeon and looking at you.”
Straight forward is only for handsome men.
A simple way to get rejected.
The key to detouring is how effectively the extra hit is fired.
It is the most common method in that it buys a little less boundary than going straight.
Doing things according to the situation is the key.
It is because you have to come up with an idea in an instant in that situation.
As if my comment was funny, the woman on the other side showed her white teeth and smiled like the woman next to me.
I decided to break through the gap and break through more.
“I don’t look at it. When a man sees this, he can see that his eyes are focused in this direction. Whoa, he seems to be a bit slow-witted.”
I smiled and continued.
“So by the way, I want to show all the other men that ‘this woman is my woman’, but please feed me one chopstick of jjamppong.”
“Hohohohohohoho! Yes?”
“Ah, just one chopstick. When Jajangmyeon comes out to my seat, I’ll take two chopsticks and deliver it to the front plate. The delivery fee is 3,000 won, but I’ll do it for free today only.”
As I continued ad-libbing, the two beauties at the table became the scene of laughter.
Haha!”
“Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!”
“So funny~!”
A smiling woman is beautiful.
I took pleasure with them in making them laugh.
In the end, I didn’t just get a bowl of jjamppong and eat it, but the beauty I saw for the first time lifted the chopsticks and fed me the jjambbong, and I ended up making a situation where I was gurgling.
As she scooped up jjamppong for me with chopsticks and supported the palm of my other hand, in her eyes, I could feel the friendliness of her newlyweds’ wife.
Those eyes, and the part of her slightly open mouth that gave a bright expression were so beautiful.
As a behind-the-scenes story, when I ate a bite of jjambbong and returned to our table, Fine Man also smiled and praised me.
Haha! Jinhyeok! You bastard, you’re fucking funny. You bastard, are you going to grow up?”
“Haha, that’s too much praise, brother.”
“Let’s wait and go to the next table.”
I waited for a while after the first table, and after confirming that Pine hyung gave sweet and sour pork to the participants and finished with a smile, I went to the women at the other table who arrived a while later.
This time there were three women.
