Returned to Being Handsome 278

Chapter 278 – Chapter 278. Processing the Truth in One Shot

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– Kwadang!

“Evil!”

Fell off a motorcycle
I didn’t hit a car or fall that hard, so I got back up right away and warmed up.

‘Ana. Because of rain.’

It’s been a long time since I’ve driven a motorcycle, so that’s probably the biggest reason, but it rained until daytime and the road was a little wet from the rain, so the traction was a bit low.

Looking up at my pants, I saw that there were only minor abrasions on my knees.
There were no problems.

Since the rear of the motorcycle is made of something like a plastic box these days, there was no problem with the chicken, which I could see as the purpose of delivery.

I started the bike again and started it.

-Grrrr!

Then, I started running pretty slowly again.
I’m delivering chicken anyway, so there’s no need to run at such high speed.
So even when I just fell, I didn’t get hurt too much.

It took less than 10 minutes to arrive at an apartment, a delivery destination.

Coming to a new apartment complex isn’t all that unfamiliar, though.

When I was in college, I played a lot, but I often helped my parents with hall serving or delivery when their part-time job had holes.

Entering an unfamiliar apartment, an unfamiliar garden, and an unfamiliar line, I went to the lake of record and rang the doorbell.

I rang her bell and a woman came out.
Fair-skinned and in his mid-twenties?

She had her hair done in a neat style, similar to poop.
And she was wearing a white knit, but her clothes were completely non-exposed, and the clothes that showed off the lines of her body showed the outline of her breasts.

‘It’s pretty.’

It was just there.
I had no idea whatsoever.
Because I am a handsome man anyway, I have experience of dating a lot of beauties and I will continue to live like that in the future.
So even looking at the beauty, there was nothing special about it.

And she couldn’t see my face.
I came to the delivery without taking off my motorcycle helmet.

“It’s 23,000 won.”
“Don’t hold the door. I don’t like it when someone enters the house.”
“Um. Yes.”

It seemed a bit tricky.
I removed my hand from the door and she pulled her card out of her wallet.

“Here. Card.”
“Yes?”

I saw that her dad had marked ‘cash’ on her receipt and had left her card terminal.

“When you placed your order, you said you would pay in cash.”

Then she answered my words.

“I did, but looking at it again, I’m a bit short on cash. Please pay by card.”
“Ah~. I didn’t bring my card. Can I ask for a wire transfer?”

I said so.
Then she opened her eyes and said.

“No?”

Then she had her say.

“What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to do a wire transfer? If I do a wire transfer, the amount I spend won’t be recorded, right? That’s the same as receiving it in cash. Mister, what are you trying to evade taxes with? “
“Yes?”

Tax evasion?
No, why do you say that you do it in cash, but ask for a card, but ask for a bank transfer because there is no card machine, so what do you say?
I was a bit dumbfounded.
She continued talking to me while waiting for the checkout.

“It’s the same with tax evasion. Even though I said I was paying in cash, you should have brought the card in case you didn’t know. It’s your fault. Then, you’ll be eating, so go back and get the card.”

The more I listened, the more I was gradually losing my sense of humor.

Did I do something wrong?
If I hadn’t said anything in cash and hadn’t said anything, I would have brought the card.
However, he said he was paying with cash, so he intentionally left the card machine behind.
On top of that, he was so brazenly telling me to go back to the store and bring me the card machine, saying that I was wrong.

‘What kind of logic is this?’

When I was a college student or now, when I was working while helping my parents, I sometimes experienced these cases.

I don’t remember who it was, but I saw this while learning about marketing.
It’s the 4% rule.

A typical 96% of customers are perfectly normal and correct.
However, about 4% of customers say they can be truthful.
It is said that it can be in any field.

There are very few cases in which people live without meeting people.
So, probably most people, in any field among the many people they’re dealing with, are like, “Oh, fuck, that’s the truth.” There will definitely be moments when you feel the same way.

Personally, I think the service industry is a good fit.
That’s why he may not have been more hesitant to help his parents.

Perhaps, while dealing with most of the customers, I think it was good to create such a beautiful situation where I am good at selling chicken and the other person is good at eating delicious chicken, and each other is good.

But sometimes, when something like this happens, it really hits the bone.

There were various cases.

There were also cases where the person who ordered online was wrong, and it was clearly on the specification sheet, but there were cases where they blamed it for coming out wrong.
There were also creators who created a set of things that were not in the set menu and asked how much to do in this way.

What else was there?
In terms of frequency, it’s a small frequency, but if you go through such a thing, it’s very absurd, so should I say it’s damage that accumulates in memory? There could be something like that.

I did a little more thinking.
Should I accept this?

‘I’ll say it’s cash, but I’ll do it with a card, but I have to bring a card, so go and come again…’

After I stood there for a moment, the woman came closer to me to close the door.

“Mister, did you know? We’ll be eating, so please go slowly.”

I wondered if I should really go.
Then I grabbed the door and grabbed it.

‘This isn’t it.’

I held the door and spoke.

“Please do it by bank transfer.”
“No, if I do that, I lose money on the year-end tax settlement, right? You evade taxes. You can just go back and come back. It takes less than 10 minutes, so can’t you do that? Is that your fault?”

Words seemed to make no sense.

So I took off my motorcycle helmet.

Before I took off my helmet, she was a real person.
When I took off my helmet, she became a woman.

She must be eating chicken, so she stared blankly at me for a moment, as if she had forgotten to tell me to go back quickly and get the playing card.

“…”

The delivery woman, the real woman, originally spoke to me with a firm expression.
She was quite a beauty, so she was fine with that look too.

She was the same as she was, and as soon as I took off her motorcycle helmet, I could feel her pupils widen and her lips slightly open in surprise, then her perception of me changed.
It’s because I’ve been through that once.

Then, as she tried to take her chicken, she couldn’t keep her mouth open.

“Uh…”

Looking at her, it seemed that my dignity had been properly eaten.

Well, if it was a chicken restaurant I run, I could have said I didn’t take orders from this restaurant at all, but since my parents run the restaurant, I decided to avoid friction.

So after I took off my helmet, I lifted up the legs of my pants. Before I came here, I fell lightly on a motorcycle and got some abrasions on my clothes, just to show it off.
And I gave her her word.

“I’m a bit injured. I want to minimize the distance traveled… Can you do it by bank transfer?”

Having said that, I gave her her smile.

I just laughed.
But I knew quite well that most women would fall for me even for a brief moment, almost to the point of peeing when I laughed.

When I came out like that, the woman, devastated, put down her chicken box and spoke to me while her flustered.

“Ah, you must have been hurt~, what should I do~, I’m sorry! I didn’t know that either. Hey, would you like to come in for a moment? I have a first-aid kit at home, and I’ll apply it right away!”

‘Hmm…’

It was as I had previously experienced with a high probability.

Again, it could be seen as a perfect reversal.

At first, when I put on my motorcycle helmet and was about to pay the bill, she didn’t even let me hold the door, saying she didn’t like anyone coming into the house.

In addition, as soon as I took off my helmet and said it, within a second he was immediately apologizing to me.

Originally, her apologetics seemed like something I wouldn’t hear even if I took her to her torture frame and talked her out of it.
As much as she did, even though she had done something wrong, she spoke very shamelessly to me and even tried to abuse me.

But now she has completely changed.

The moment she saw my handsome face, her pupils suddenly widened and she went into a state of disorientation.

I did not go into her house, but I spoke to her.

“No, hey, there’s nothing like that, sir. It’s not that badly injured, I think it’ll be enough just to transfer money.”
“Wait a minute~!”

But even when I said I was fine, she was worried about my minor scratches. As if going crazy, she hurriedly opened the living room cabinet, took out a first-aid kit, and rummaged through her first-aid kit.

‘How could this be?’

I still have quite a few enemies who have experienced this sudden change before their very eyes.
Even so, this kind of thing was truly amazing every time I saw it.

I am just me
But, for example, there are cases where a woman who used to frown when accidentally bumping into me on the street smiles brightly as soon as she sees my face…

To take another example, when I came to her and gave her a smile when she was working part-time and when she was meeting the truth, she opened up in front of me, as if all the pain in the world had been forgotten, like a patient who had been given painkillers.

The same was the case now.

I was a little burdened, and I didn’t know that I would do it so carefully, so I tried not to go into the house, but the delivery woman, Jin Sang-nyeo, brought a first-aid kit to the front door, cut my legs, and applied red medicine.

It wasn’t very fussy.
Kneeling down on her knees, she blew on my lightly bruised skin and disinfected her, without much effort.

I think.

Oh, isn’t this too unrealistic?
Can this be

But this is the reality.

People who live in modern society are probably well aware that there are countless reality that sometimes hurts more than movies.

She was talking to me while applying and blowing on her disinfectant.

“Ohhh~, doesn’t it sting, knight?”

The title also changed from uncle to knight.
No… If you are an expert in home appliance repair, you are right, but I was a little confused about what kind of article it was.
What am I a Chicken Knight?
I thought that she must have said that while she couldn’t get out of her confusion at the sudden reception of my respect, and I answered her with a smile.

“Haha… Yes. It’s okay. Thank you. Please take care of me like this.”

When I said that, she looked up at me from her knees and said,

“Hoho, no~. What should I do if I’m hurt…”
“It’s fine…”
“Wait a minute. I’ll put a bandage on it too.”

After she disinfected her, she also put something like a wide square bandage over my abrasion.

I just took off my motorcycle helmet, but her charter was completely reversed, and she was being so kind to me, leaving the delicious chicken to cool off.