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Returned to Being Handsome 181

Returned to Being Handsome 181

Chapter 181 – Episode 181. Anything Big Party

“Hey~, don’t you guys work overtime? These bastards~, are you hungry for honey~?”

When I arrived at the fried chicken restaurant, I came to the table where they were and took a seat next to Choi Jong-hoon.
When I sat down, Choi Jong-hoon bowed his head to me while still sitting and said,

“How can we work overtime when Jinhyeok-nim is on his way!”

While stroking Choi Jong-hoon’s hair, I spoke to Kim Joo-hwan, who was sitting across from me.

Haha, hey, fuck. Why is he overdoing it again?”

When I said that, Kim Joo-hwan also bowed his head to me.

“Welcome! Jinhyeok!”

I responded to their behavior by putting one elbow on the table, tilting my head, and touching my forehead.

“Ah~, these guys really~, Shiba. It’s starting again.”

While I expressed my disapproval, Choi Jong-hun continued talking to me while quickly setting the table in front of me, such as water cups, glasses, and front plates.

“Jinhyuk-nim! Thank you very much! Kim Joo-hwan went to the magic mirror yesterday and pulled out the water! Please take care of me a little more today!”

When Choi Jong-hun told me, Kim Joo-hwan shouted at Choi Jong-hoon.

“You fucking bastard~! That’s because I had no choice but to go with a business partner~, and it was the day before yesterday? You bastard bastard?”

And again their fight began.

“But damn! You’re gone! Don’t you know how hungry you are? Your testicles will turn into green sari with fucking tubes, you fucking bastard!”

When Choi Jong-hun pressed on, Kim Joo-hwan made a gesture as if holding his own between his forehead and said,

“Hey. Do you know my heart when I ask the buyer to partner with a 21-year-old female college student, and I go out in front and do a comic dance?”

Choi Jong-hun said to Kim Joo-hwan while saying,

“Fuck, why don’t you dance a bit? If you hit a rice cake with company money, I’ll dance with my nose, not a comic!”
“What? Ah~, you bastard~, are you fucking saying that it’s not your business? Fuck you, if you go to a cushion restaurant together, don’t you tell the lady to fuck? I’m playing with the buyer, will that work?”
“So what, fuck, you said you weren’t very pretty?”
“Ah, ah, no! It was pretty, damn it! Is the magic mirror a hogu? I caught a guy who I thought was the second ace!”

When Kim Joo-hwan stuttered, Choi Jong-hoon gave up.

“Then it didn’t work! It’s only John~!”
“Ah! Fuck! The buyer partner is fucking fucking!

While they were having such silly conversations, I laughed and shook my head.

These writers seem to be the same even if they enter the company.
No change at all.

Hmm…
Maybe even a son, a daughter, or two, will there be any change for these bastards?

It wasn’t until the chicken stir-fried soup came out a little later that the guys calmed down.
Choi Jong-hoon said, “Here is Hyeja, you fucking sheep”, But there are certainly good restaurants around this area if you look for them well.

While eating chicken stir-fried soup, I decided to focus more on club-related things.

If I were to go to a club by myself, I would just open an imported beer, toast the girls, go around and win 35 numbers, then choose one of them.

But with these guys added, it couldn’t be that easy.

‘I guess I’ll have to carry them too.’

I made up my mind in my heart.
It could be said that the level of difficulty has risen considerably, but I don’t think I will have any regrets if I try to do it as usual.

“Hey~ Shiva, let’s have a drink~!”
“For!”
“For Jinhyeok!”

Our soju glasses collided.

– Ding!
-Sometimes!

That’s how Iljan and I had a conversation while scooping up chicken stir-fried soup.

Here, it was mainly my initiative to tell them the story.

“Jonghoon-ah.”
“Uh?”
“Would you like to laugh for a while?”

I said looking at Jonghoon.
Since we were talking about the club, Jong-hoon followed my instructions without saying a word and smiled brightly.

I leaned over slightly and looked at Jong-hoon.

“Okay. It’s much better than being still. But you can do it with a little smile, a little brighter mouth, and more confidence.”

As Jong-hoon smiled at me again as part of the practice of smiling as I told him to, Kim Joo-hwan, who was watching from the other side, burst into laughter when he saw Choi Jong-hoon’s expression.

Haha! Pi Yongxun!”

At Kim Joo-hwan’s ridicule, Choi Jong-hoon frowned again.

“Dude, fuck!”

We worked with those things and a strategy for how to do it at the club.

Over the course of some time with chicken stir-fried soup and soju, I mainly refuted the policy to them and they nodded earnestly.

We used to go to clubs together many times before.
Especially when you go to university.

It was a difficult time for Choi Jong-hoon to shoot a 2 million won room like now, but we enjoyed going to clubs often.

However, since a club is a place where looks play a large role, the batting averages of Kim Joo-hwan and Choi Jong-hoon were almost nonexistent compared to mine.

As a result, compared to them, I went to clubs a lot more and gained more experience.

Originally it seems like that.
It seems that the greater the experience of success, the more one can seek it out.

Still, now that I am older than then, I felt that I should educate these guys a little more and raise their batting average even a little more.

I started talking to them for the purpose of getting ready to go to the club.

“Juhwan-ah. I’m not going to bring a girl from the club later.”
“Uh.”
“How do you usually say your comments?”
“Um~.”

Joo-hwan thought and spoke.

“Would you like to play with us? Like this…”

I nodded and spoke to him.

“Uh. It’s okay. But, from what I’ve seen, I think it’s okay to do something like this.”
“Hmm.”
“Ah~, I thought your legs would hurt, but would you like to take a break at our table? If your cartilage wears out, you’ll have a hard time after your 60s~. Something like this?”
Haha! How cool?”

What I am trying to say is not a single comment.
It was a kind of principle.

I preached some more to Juhwan and Jonghun about the principle.

“Consideration to take a break at the table, plus humor, I mixed these two, right? Let’s apply it. Then… Now, I’ll make it in one second. I guess you can do it like this.”

I continued.

“Isn’t it complicated because there are too many people? Ah~, today Ibra people are bursting with laughter like on line 2! Have some snacks in a quiet place~, over there at our table~!”

After I said that, I commented to my friends again.

“Consideration, and humor. That’s it.”
“Hmm!”
“Oh oh!”

I’ve tried other styles as well.

“You can write a comment that emphasizes the value of our party members more, or you can write a sensible comment that suits the situation of the women. I’ll give you an example.”

I ate two spoonfuls of chicken stir-fried soup and said.

“With a funny little arrogant gesture, I’m saying, ’cause we’re a bit of a high society group? My friends are a bit of a high society, and I’m a bit of a high face. You’re a bit of a high figure over there? Let’s do it together. The table is over there.”
Haha!”
“Crazy!”
“While talking, if there are two female party members, two if there are two, or three if there are three, there won’t be. Grab your wrists and come with me.”
“Okay.”

I said the next thing.

“The next one is contextual. Um… A woman is watching the pole dance at the corner of the stage, then you go and talk. Uh, there’s pole dancing? Would you like to watch it from our seats? It’s right around the corner? Like this.”
“Oh oh.”
“You mean it depends on the situation?”

Compared to Joo-hwan and Jong-hun, I had more experience than Joo-hwan and Jong-hun, so I was able to spread many things to them.

There were times when I went to clubs with them, but there were many times when I went alone.

While talking about the club, people came to the next table.
It was three women who looked like a group of high school students.

The distance to the next table was quite close.
So it was a bit like continuing the club story.

So we just chatted while eating chicken stir-fry soup and taking a break.
Kim Joo-hwan was talking while eating chicken stir-fried soup.

“Hey, Jinhyeok. How is Hochang?”

When Kim Joo-hwan spoke, Choi Jong-hoon answered before me.

“Hochangi? Relief window?”
“Uh. I was originally going to come, but they said they couldn’t come?”

When Kim Joo-hwan spoke, Choi Jong-hun smiled and talked to Kim Joo-hwan.

“Oh, it’s been a long time since I haven’t seen Hochang?”

I decided to tell them briefly about Hochang.

“Uh, well, I’m attending the same academy, I’m taking classes. It’s a two-month problem-solving class, and it’s almost over, but since it’s the same study, I think I’ll be watching it forever.”

He kept quiet about the details of Hochang, who has been talked about countless times.
It’s not just the appearance of Hochang, though.

Kim Joo-hwan and Choi Jong-hoon also came to me with SOS like this because they couldn’t easily meet women, even though they had an overwhelming advantage over Hochang because they had jobs.

When I said that I would see Ho-chang all the time, Jong-hoon spoke to me.

“Is that so? See you next time~”

Choi Jong-hoon spoke indifferently.
So while I was eating chicken stir-fried soup, I talked to him with a smile.

“Oh, fuck, I have to study?

We spent some more time making those small talk blossom.
Then, before I knew it, the time was almost going towards 9 o’clock.

“Now, shall we prepare for a moment?”
“Uh?”
“I brought it.”

I took out the hard wax I had brought from home.

“This Eong-ah doesn’t usually wear it at all, but once she waxes, it’s amazing again.”
“Come~.”
“Come to work.”

I styled Choi Jong-hoon’s hair a little.
Then, Kim Joo-hwan, who was sitting on the other side, spoke.

“After Jong-hoon did it, I’ll do it too!”
“Okay okay.”

I answered Kim Joo-hwan while stroking Choi Jong-hoon’s hair.

And, soon after Choi Jong-hoon’s styling was completed, I also touched Kim Joo-hwan’s hair with wax.

“What style is it? What am I now?”
“Um~, well, it’s more important to give off the feeling of being cared for than a special style. It’s kind of like when it looks like a woman paid attention to a man but didn’t.”
“Oh~.”

I had such a conversation with Kim Joo-hwan, who was sitting with his back to me.

At that time, a woman came to talk to me.

“Hey.”

I heard the voice and turned around.

“Yes?”

As I looked, she was the woman at the next table.
Looking closely, she had quite distinct features.

Looking at her outfit, she seemed to be a high school student like me, so even though she looked like she only wore basic makeup, it was pretty good.

‘No way…’

I had a hunch.

John’s Passive.
Right away, there were times when beauties I didn’t know would talk to me at any time, anywhere, without even trying.

Since I am also a man, I sometimes catch my eye when I see beautiful women on the road or in my daily life. Wrote.

Come to think of it, there were three women at the next table.
Also, if you look closely, all three are fine.

Among the girls at the table next to me, the woman who had been talking to me because she was sitting next to me, smiled and talked to me.

“Do you do hairdressing? Wow~, you make your hair really well~.”

She was the type with a particularly pretty expression, mouth, and eyebrows.
Usually, a woman with such a naturally bright expression is popular with men, but probably seeing three women hanging out on Christmas Eve, it seemed that there was a high probability that she did not currently have a boyfriend.

I pondered for a moment.
And I decided to make a decision.

‘Maybe I don’t have to go to the club? Hmm… Let’s say something for now.’

I gave her her word.

“Haha, ah~, I was a barber in the army.”

Then, imitating the tone of my assistant’s voice, I spoke into the back of Kim Joo-hwan’s head.

“Let me turn backwards! Hit the back of the head on the barricade! One, two! One, two!”

Normally, when I’m playing solo, I don’t have to overdo it, but it doesn’t really matter to me anyway because there are infinitely beautiful women, but since there are Joo-hwan and Jong-hoon, I went a little overboard.

Then, the girls at the table next to me burst into laughter as they watched my teaching assistant’s tone gag.

“Ahahahahahaha!”
“Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!”

There were a total of three girls at the next table, and two of the three laughed.
The one in the farthest seat from me was just sipping a glass with an expressionless expression on his face.

‘I think this is enough to join?’

Returned to Being Handsome

Returned to Being Handsome

존잘남으로 회귀했다
Status: Completed Type: Author: , Released: 2021 Native Language: Korean
He lived as an old bachelor because he was not popular with women, and then returned to being a handsome man. [Chapter 601 Completed] (Original title: Living as a handsome man) [Complete list: Returning to being a handsome man, Fucking with a girlfriend friend, Possessing a game that cleared one coin, Study hard if you feed X amount, Sextcoin / Total 5 quality]

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