Chapter 607 – Ungi Breakfast, Chaeyang Boeum (6)
“Sargadis, I am back!”
I came, I saw, I slept.
When I returned to my longing home, which felt like I hadn’t returned for more than a year, I couldn’t control a shout of joy and let out a triple summer salt kick in the yard.
“Wow, look at the overgrown weeds. A day is not enough to clean it up, right?”
“Hehe, you can leave it to the golems.”
My wives also entered this house accustomed to each other with a feeling of nostalgia.
The only people in the party who felt awkward about this house were Tirsi and Nefertiti, but here our fourth-dimensional lady showed off her strategic insights again.
“I will stay at the village inn. Call me when you need it.”
Nefertiti, suffering from an illness that made her unable to see my face for more than 10 seconds, performed a series of 36 runs. He took only the jeweled lizard statue I returned and ran away.
Tirsi, who only visited her at her housewarming or other occasions, cleared her throat while looking at her.
“Sir, excuse me.”
“Pnyang—. (I’m here—.)”
We moved in after being welcomed by Teresa, our house cat.
I gave him a decent snack and was about to ask if something had happened while we weren’t there, but Veronica, who was circling in her place like a puppy doing something wrong, came over to my side.
“My dear. I’m thinking of going to the Holy Land for a while, but is that okay?”
“Holy ground? Oh, is it because you do it? Come with me.”
When I answered, who had been playing with Teresa and her toys without unpacking, Veronica said with a straight face.
“It’s not just because of Haeju. It is a procedure before that.”
“Step? Are there any traditions or prophecies?”
“Similar but different. As I have referred to highly reliable books, usually in this flow, ‘permission from the heavenly god? I can’t admit it!’
“Isn’t that reliable book the biographical novel you just took out of your luggage?”
“As your wife, as the master’s servant, and as the [Seer] Who inherits the prophet’s will, I must not tolerate any such insolent behavior.”
Answer the question bitch.
“Therefore, it became necessary to reinforce discipline prior to your visit so that they could not even make a sound. That’s why I’m going to stop by the Holy Land for a while.”
“If you feel you need it. But even if you want to go alone, take the Valkyrie as an escort… Aha.”
Instead of talking, I smiled. Something like that.
“Wasn’t the Valkyrie a servant of Odin, the sky god?”
“Don’t be like that. I will make the negligent and disgruntled old people quiet.”
Laughing at each other, Veronica took along witnesses and evidence that her people would not be able to deny, and moved to the Holy Land of Vicorn. It was her opinion that it wouldn’t take more than a few days.
Of course, I didn’t just come back and get a good night’s sleep.
After hearing Catherine’s report, she consulted for a few hours before scheduling an interview with Lady Hennessy. The spy-wives chasing the process are a bonus.
“Honeymooners? Nord is now twenty-eight. I can run errands by myself. Carmine University… ? Are you attending?”
“Didn’t Seo-Bang graduate from college?”
“This bastard looks like a chick left at the water’s edge.”
Teeeeen! Franemon! Tyrsi and Dana are bullying!
Even if it is a metaphor, a chick is discriminated against because I am yellow skinned?
Do you guys know how it feels to be a husband who has to walk around holding hands with his wives at the age when 28 Season 2 is coming to an end?
‘Of course, it’s fucking hot.’
What are you looking at, kids? Have you ever seen someone with more wives than fathers?
“Heaven cloth, earth ground. String the sword, press the yellow…”
I recited the Thousand Characters to soothe my heart. Seeing that only the yellow color of the yellow race and the black color of the black person were included, the Thousand Character Text was an ancient scripture suggesting a world reversal of racism.
The yellow man of the sky, the black man of the earth.
According to Kang Buk-ho’s ability to interpret fingerprints, which shines at the 1st grade in the Korean language type B, it is clear that this is a song to soothe the joys and sorrows of minorities. Foolish doors and bastards. Why don’t you add an obvious conclusion that even a science student can know to the exam papers?
“But when I fucking think about it, I’m also a liberal arts student now.”
I chose medical school because I wanted to escape the fate of science that ended up in a fried chicken restaurant, but ended up becoming a humanist in a different world after getting into technical trouble and technology unexpectedly due to fishman work?
Did you say it was a Manryu-gwijong? After all, my talent seems to be a pan-cosmic hitchhiker who moves freely between poetic expression and mathematical thinking.
Let’s stop talking bullshit and get back to the main topic.
Optum and Zoid remained in Romania.
First of all, full-fledged activities will follow from a few weeks to several months. Now, you can call it a lull and an early summer vacation.
As expected, Nordruid Company is a company that prioritizes the welfare of its employees. Let’s all get a job! Now is the chance for the CEO and Chairman to personally read your resume!
“Then boss, give Audrey a vacation too. Single women need welfare. This blacksmith wants a quick holiday with the permission of the moment.”
“What kind of vacation is the year that I went on a business trip with company money and drank well? Did you drink a lot of honey? Now work like a dog haha!”
“Chief, it’s like a dick! If you’re going to do this, bring Mr. Oftum!”
Audrey lay down on the blacksmith’s floor and cast the first memorable strike of our Dynamis guild. This bitch alone is trying to rewrite the history of unions in another world.
Clara, stop your apprentice.
“Right, right! Please send me back to the Armials family!”
“No, the fuck you too?”
Even Clara, her married woman, misses Romania, who abandoned her home and stayed for a few weeks, as if the dwarf inside her whispered to her to live as a workaholic.
She was careless Having two employees and having a labor “Union” Meant that all the employees joined the union! Isn’t this the process of a typical fucking start-up company going bankrupt?
She said, “She’s more like an aunt, she’s saying that she’s just returned home and that she wants to go to a distant country?”
Since her wife went abroad for training, she has been unable to get out of that long and hard taste abroad. What will her husband do if her body collapses?
For a moment, I will mourn for her husband whose wife cheated on her with metal.
“Teeeeeng! If it’s a lifelong job, take responsibility for your employee’s love story! A middle-aged black man with a lot of money, a strong figure, and a humorous and sad past. Marriage, retirement, each rushed, right?”
“I can no longer be satisfied with this meager string of thread, oh! Honey, my wife, my dear!! I can’t go back to a life without a semi-automatic Germania magic tool anymore!!”
“Employees, don’t you want to get sick with the surround sound?”
This… A founding member of the Dunamis Guild, which will lead the next generation of metal processing technology… ?
Maybe I don’t have eyes for people? I’m scared… Please stop… After all, it’s the lord enjoying the life of Seczodia, sealed as a 5-part bride, and the Church of Slaanesh under him…
I, who had turned the guild members into the Crazy Smith Sisters by paying for the name of the god of madness, escaped as if I were running away.
Sorry! My body is a bit busy!
***
Since I came back home, I did some training after a long time.
My training partner is Valkyrie. Recently, there has been a tendency to divide the realm of power in a short paragraph, but there was a difference in power even in the same Mithril class.
‘These guys are perfect for practicing [Guerture].’
It was a very useful robot dog in many ways.
No, at this point, you could call it a robot maid. From being a coachman to running errands, to verifying identity, being a bodyguard, being a training partner, and even a magic teacher, there’s nothing I can’t do.
“By the way Nord, don’t you use a spear?”
“Yes? Ah, it’s not even a real battle, so what?”
Fran, who was watching, asked me, and I responded by swinging a wooden spear resembling a mop stick. But maybe Fran wasn’t asking the question in that sense either.
“Besides, I’m still a bit embarrassed.”
I haven’t wielded my spear since I fought in the underworld. Not even once.
It didn’t become a very cursed weapon, but it wasn’t like that. It’s like a situation where it’s hard to get a sense of distance because a friend (male) shows up with nostril piercings and tattoos.
So I made it into a bracelet, threw it in my bag, and left it unattended.
It’s just a problem that time will solve.
─Shook. Shush shush!
Fran, who came to join me after seeing me training, also sweated.
And then disturb Dana meditating… No, I decided to go to sleep on the first day after helping and messing around. She wasn’t even in a position to be behind with work from the first day.
For your reference, the wild milk is enshrined as if it were a shrine. I’ll have to catch it later and suck it up. You will regret it for the rest of your life if you continue to keep it.
And, of course, I was faithful even at night as much as I had time to spare without being busy.
“Awook♡ ugh♡”
─Chew Boop, Chew Boop♡!
He got on Fran, who shyly came to him, and as requested, even performed an intense play that was difficult to do when other wives were present. It is a full course that starts with strangulation.
After carrying the fainting franc on my back and laying it down in the room, I returned to the bedroom on my own, folded the sheets, and lay down.
“Ahhhhh…”
Expensive inns are nice, but the bed at home is the best.
Even with the convenience of a suite room, the cultural level of the other world is not high. Isn’t it the 21st century environment where all kinds of services are delivered with the touch of a button and you can do anything while lying in bed?
“After all, home is the best.”
The problem was that the house was not very big.
No shit. At first, I thought that this house also had a lot of spare rooms, but before I knew it, I came to think that there were few, but not many.
Did inflation happen in the eyes of the wealthy as they went to and from the mansions?
The number of wives has also increased, so I think it’s a bit narrow. I feel sorry for my first newlywed house, which has become Yamchi after Namek Castle.
Wouldn’t it be better to think about moving, whether or not there’s a manor?
I had such leisurely thoughts, and when I came to my senses, as is usually the case with falling asleep, I went on a trip to the land of dreams.
─Dumb, dream, dream.
It is not an analogy. It was truly a dreamland.
“… Shade’s dream?”
I was stunned by the unfamiliar appearance of the familiar meadow.
The sky is black
There wasn’t even starlight. It was as black as the night sky, which had been stricken by the environmental pollution of my hometown, and even the white sun, the image of my old mana, was invisible.
Embarrassment or surprise slowly gave way to alertness.
After becoming accustomed to Shade’s dreams, the phenomenon of unwillingly entering the inner world has disappeared.
But today, I came here even though I didn’t want to.
Something must be the cause. Speaking of variables, it was the key to Freya’s throne, but even after checking it, I couldn’t find anything wrong with it. It worked normally.
But there can be no reason.
And my predictions were right.
Food Duck—!
As I was organizing my thoughts, suddenly two crows flapped their wings and descended from the sky. Looking at it calmly, I couldn’t help but be surprised by the bigger size than I thought.
A pair of white and black crows flirted with me.
The white one is fine. It was because I understood the identity of that flame-like mana.
When I wondered where the sun of the old god’s mana, which should be in the sky, went, it seems that I became a bird and enjoyed freedom without even knowing it.
So what about the black one?
I turned my eyes to the black crow, unwilling to fold its wings.
【Aaaaa!
This guy was a little different. While the white crow seemed to have little interest in me and seemed to have something of interest, the black crow could feel quite a bit of anger.
─Food Duck! Food Deodeodeok!!
It was a bird head flapping its wings, like a crow suffering from anger control disorder getting angry at its owner, asking you to eat it when the feed is filthy and tasteless.
‘Threat? No, it’s a protest.’
Thinking what was so dissatisfying, I turned to him.
The black raven was black from his eyeballs to every single feather.
The only thing not black was the beak, which gleamed with a silver metallic sheen and had the runic ᚨ (Ansuz) engraved on one side.
“… Det?”
So it was. The thing that I found out about his identity.
【Kahah!! Caaa Aak ──!】
Wedge liquid-!!
The black crow threw at me with a wild temper that looked like someone.
It was like directing the moment you get attacked by a creature in a silent movie. My consciousness woke up from a dream in the blink of an eye as the screen changed.
─Suddenly!
I was about to wake up with my eyes wide open, but I hit the bar on my thigh.
My head was raised like a lever, and a silver flash passed my earlobe.
Cheap…
I hadn’t sharpened my blades recently, but the blades, sharper than razor blades, cut a little bit of my hair. A few strands of sideburns spilled over the bedside like the hair roots of a person with severe hair loss during sleep.
I looked out the window to confirm that it was dawn, and absentmindedly picked up the uninvited guest who had climbed onto my bed.
The spear I hadn’t even given a name for had spontaneously slipped out of my bag and landed on top of me. It seemed that the magic that transformed into a bracelet was also released on its own.
Picking up the spearhead, I couldn’t help but laugh at the scene.
“… If this were Toy Story, you would have been beaten by Woody a long time ago.”
You’re like an impatient bastard. Are you thinking of acting?
So, can I buy some mugwort and garlic?
