Chapter 91 – Funny Show of Circus (12)
【Cheer, vulgar things!! What is that wording!!】
At my warning, the pony suddenly put on a pose. When did this little cockle scream as a maiden non-goddess, you’re a man inside me..
Stunned, I silently stared at him. After reading the sincerity in my eyes, he let out a moan and said,
【My dear. I have a suggestion from me. It is impossible for me alone to find out the magic on that girl and do it. So please help me.]
【Help? I?】
【That’s right, mystical human. You are a rune magician, but you are a strange person who can use the words of a bicorn. Although my ability to handle the wisdom of the god Odin is low, if I sincerely assist, it will be possible to curse.]
【… Tsk. Ok, I get it What should I do?]
I’d rather do that than continue arguing and wasting time. Bicon answered my question.
【Blow the rune on that girl’s back. The strange ᚴ (Kaunan) you carved into that girl even now.]
【Blow the rune? Humans can’t do that, you idiot.]
Rune magic is directly engraved with mana and activated. At least, the rune magic that humans understood was like that.
‘Is there some method we don’t know about?’
I thought maybe I could get some hints to level up rune magic from this ponytail, but the pony clicked her tongue briefly.
【It did. Weren’t you humans in a position where you couldn’t handle runes properly? It’s like lacking things.]
【Why are you arguing?】
【Kyaaaaa!! Horn!! Don’t hit my horn!!]
I squeezed his head and let him know the fountain. The bicorn let out a sad cry and said.
【If you can’t blow runes, why don’t you write them down?】
【What?】
【Look at that girl’s back and find the enchanted part. If you engrave a rune on that place, I will assist you. Rosanna and that weird girl, both do it this way.]
【No shit, wait a minute. Hey. You want me to carve runes directly into Lalilura’s body? I can only engrave runes with my fingers?]
【Why? Are you afraid to put your hands on another girl’s body with your lover next to you?]
This shit? How did this motherfucker know me and Fran were like that? When I was taken aback by his words, the colt snorted.
[How can I not know that I am showing a devoted attitude only to you while exuding an almost virgin-like freshness? The only one who can’t guess the relationship between you by looking at that harp girl’s eyes is probably only Wooja or Dongjeong.]
You know how many times a person has sex by smell? He also has terrible abilities.
Are unicorns and bicorns all perverts? Feeling chills, I fell off the colt.
【Hey, bitch. Are there any other means?]
【Does not exist. If I could overcome my curse so easily, I wouldn’t be so rude.]
【Fuck hair…】
What to do I was troubled by the colt’s irresponsible words. Ralilura asked at my appearance.
“Hey, what’s going on? You haven’t said anything since before.”
“… … The bicorn bastard doesn’t want to examine you.”
I can’t say I can’t because I’m a virgin. However, Lari Lura saw her attitude, and she blushed as if she remembered the habit of bicorn.
“Is that so~? Ah, aha♡ That’s my fault☆!”
“Em. No, that… Shall we try Rosanna first?”
“Nor. If you do, Anasis will notice.”
“Oh, damn it. That’s right.”
It really felt like her limbs were blocked.
‘Fuck. Tighten up your stomach, bastard!’
─Pair! I hit my cheek While I’m procrastinating like this, Anasis might be getting the guests out and getting us ready to grind.
The time limit for the operation I thought was until the end of the show. There may not even be another 10 minutes. I thought so and made up my mind.
“Franc. Lalilula. Sorry. That fucking colt over there is a bicorn so you can’t see Lalilura’s skin directly.”
“Yes, four. It seemed so.”
“… Nor?”
Lalilura, whose voice creeps in from behind the mask, and Fran, who innocently asks. I spoke with a torn conscience.
“However, it is essential to find out what magic is and to do it. Therefore… I guess I, who can use rune magic, will have to look at Lari Lula’s back to find out where she is, and then give it to me.”
After saying that, I looked at Fran. I’m sorry for Lalilura, who had to slap her back on me, but honestly, what I was worried about was not Lalilura’s shame, but Fran’s anger.
Fran frowned and looked at me.
“Hey, Nor. Could it be that you were hesitant because you thought I would get angry?”
“Uh, uh. Yes. That’s right. Sorry.”
“Nor, you fool!! What are you sorry for!! What are you worried about!”
─Pair! Fran’s palm hit my back. Sick! Not where I was hit, but my heart hurts!
“Don’t get mad at me for that! I thought about it 10 or 100 times before I fell for Nord, and now is not the time to look at me!! We have to save kidnapped children too!! More than anything else, in this situation, you should feel sorry for Lalilura, not me!!”
“Gaaaaa! Sorry! You are right!”
“F-Fran sister! Stay calm! Because I’m perfectly fine!!”
I was getting scolded by Fran, so Lalilura intervened. The pony who was watching it snorted.
【It looks like the skit is over. Start soon.]
The cubs are fucking fucking. I refreshed my mood and said to Ralilura.
“That… Lalilura? I don’t know where it’s engraved on my back, so I guess I’ll have to take off my top altogether.”
“Eww… Yes Yes…”
Larry Lura took off her top while I turned and waited. She took off her hat, robe and clown clothes. She then called me as she covered her breasts with her robe.
“It’s done.”
“Yeah, yes.”
I stared at Lari Lula’s white back and couldn’t figure out where to put her eyes. Fran was watching from the side, so I felt even more insane.
【My dear. Stay focused. You wouldn’t be able to find out where you were if your consciousness was distracted.]
That motherfucker can’t even sleep and talks to me so easily. I was so mad that I tried to kill one, but I couldn’t make Lalilura wait, so I put up with it.
“When I look at it, Norr seems to be in trouble. Then I’ll look elsewhere for a while.”
Fran showed an unbelievable consideration for taking her eyes off me in such an amazing situation. I raised the mana in my eyes so as not to betray Fran’s thoughtfulness.
– Call!
Raised mana. As soon as I concentrated, the idea that I was in a strange situation completely disappeared.
‘Come out quickly! Where the hell did you write it down!’
Every time I saw the side breasts protruding from my white back, I felt like my concentration would be greatly disturbed. Why are fucking human males such creatures that are dominated by Juji!
—Hook.
It was the timing I thought. Under Ralilura’s right wingbone, I found the dark blue mana and let out a cheer.
【Colt! Found!】
【My dear. Don’t call me that derogatory name.]
【It doesn’t matter anyway! Start!】
【Tsk. I understand.]
Ignoring the colt’s clicking sound, she placed her finger there.
“Huh…”
Ralilura’s groan, the feel of her fingertips, and Fran’s reaction when she turned her head! I thought I would go crazy if I cared about them, so I quickly carved a rune.
【Don’t be nervous. It’s an enchantment engraved in a short form, so it can be done easily.]
【Don’t be nervous about that, bastard.】
That’s what he said, but the result was as the colt said.
─Whiriririririk!
As I carved the ᚲ (Kenaz) rune backwards, the foal uttered a spell, and the dark blue mana disappeared like a lie.
【This is the solution. Since I properly cut the mana path, there is nothing for the caster to notice.]
Shit, is it over? I sighed in relief and turned my back.
“Guys. It’s over.”
“Oh, yes! Yeah!”
Lalilura hurriedly got dressed. Fran approached me with a casual feeling.
“Nor. How are you?”
“Ah, yes. That’s right. Now, even if you take off your mask, you won’t be chased.”
I couldn’t look straight into Fran’s eyes, so when I looked away from her, Fran grabbed my hand and brought me to my knees. Blue eyes stared at me and curved like crescent moons.
“Don’t mind. Didn’t Norr do a good job, not a shameful thing? Don’t be shy, can you make me feel proud?”
“But…”
“And yes, Nor. Honestly, do you know that making me say I’m okay like this is way too much?”
Fran smiled bitterly while saying that. I didn’t have anything to say in return, so I shut her mouth.
Frank was right. Even in a world where polygamy is common, it was too lacking in the dignity of being the head of the family to be comforted by someone who understood it, saying, “Polygamy is OK!”
Here, you have to be bold enough to apologize to Fran and give her a fucking hug. I hugged Fran and whispered.
“Thank you, Fran. It sounds cowardly to say now, but… I still love you.”
“What if you are cowardly? I know best that Norr likes me. Whoops. While you can monopolize like this, you should rub hard.”
Fran rubbed her cheek against my face like a puppy.
Aah, why am I such a sinful bastard?
God of macho in another world. Please give me an opportunity to get rid of the delusion of my heart…
“Excuse me. Will you please leave me alone and not heat up?”
Said Lari Lura, all dressed up in her clothes, pouting. I let go of her franc and smiled.
“Sorry, Lalilura. Sorry for you Even if it’s medical treatment, it feels like I did something I couldn’t do to a kid who is only 18 years old.”
“Hey~ That’s right~☆ In Romania, 15 years old is an adult anyway, so I’m probably over 19 years old, too~?”
“What?”
When I asked back at the unexpected words, Lalilura put her finger on her cheek and smiled.
“She said she was 18, but maybe more than that? When I was issued my citizenship card, I had already started developing secondary sexual characteristics, but I registered at the age of 8☆!”
“Why not?”
“Because taxes are cheap♡! It is common in Romania where there is no birth registration!”
“You bastard bastard. You did well.”
Good job, Alexandra. You made me not touch minors with a 1 year age difference. Franc alone is risky, but if it is more dangerous than this, it will be difficult.
I let out a sigh full of emotions and said.
“Now it’s Rosanna’s turn, but before that, I have something to tell you.”
“What to say? Something?”
“I’m thinking of escaping from now on, but I’ve been thinking of a way to break through the barrier and confuse them.”
I took out my pocket watch and looked at the time. The time is 2:30.
Since we came out around 1:50, it was said that all of this happened in 4-50 minutes. I fucking can’t believe it
I said seriously to three people (+1 dog).
“If you dispel the magic on Rosanna, they’ll notice anyway. I will explain in advance so that you can move without wasting time.”
“I’m telling you to pay close attention☆! Understand!”
Ralilura rallied and answered. Fran and Rosanna also nodded nervously.
“Listen. The most important thing is that we get out of here safely, so first of all——”
So I explained the operation.
It was an idea I came up with, but it probably sounded like a fucking absurd ploy.
Still, after questioning Rosanna to hear the structure of the surrounding tents and to find out where the other children were, it seemed worth a try.
“——So, if you get out of here, it’s over. Can you tell me one more time?”
“No, enough. We just need to run away.”
Frank said as a representative. Rosanna seemed a bit difficult to understand, but it didn’t matter because she would be carrying Rari Lura on her back anyway.
“Great. After we get out of here, let’s go there and discuss our opinions, and let’s start right away.”
I put Rosanna’s tabula mask on her face and put the circus mask I found around her on her face.
Then he raised the claws of beast return.
【Stay still, I’m hurt.】
She cut the ropes restraining her colt with her fingernails.
─Tududuk took!
It was a fairly strong rope, but it was easy to cut. The colt, freed from its restraints, staggered to its feet.
【Thank you for your hospitality. Don’t take care of me for a moment.]
【Go to Fran and get carried away. I’m going to be busy.]
【Do that.】
Allergies to fucking virgins were solved by taking francs.
“Ugh…”
Fran felt somewhat ashamed at the sight of the non-virgin Chung standing quietly in her arms. Well, the fact that a bicorn is calm means that it knows men.
〈 Rosanna. Come here.〉
Then I called Rosanna and sat her down in front of me.
─Sararak.
She pulled back her stiff hair, exposing the nape of her neck. Seeing her hunched back made her feel sorry for her, but she reassured herself.
─Whiririririk!
As before, I carved the runes and the foal memorized a spell. The magic vanished from her thin neck.
Now Anasis will know where we are and what we are doing. He said that if the spell on the child he had abducted was broken, it would either mean that the child was dead or that we were cheating.
─Flutter.
I put on a mask engraved with the ᚲ (Kenaz) rune and came out of the tent alone.
“〈Burning Hand〉.”
And the magic was activated. I set fire to avoiding the ‘tent with kidnapped children’ that Rosanna told me about.
“Ah. This is the good civilization of Kitai, called ‘arson’.”
─Roaring! I smiled heartily at the burning cream sauce circus tent.
