Chapter 83 – Funny Show of Circus (4)
“Yes~! Thank you all for watching~☆! Lalilura’s performance continues tonight, so see you then!”
When we went to the park, Lalilura’s performance had already ended. I guess it was a bit late to find out.
– Jump!
Larry Loura came down from the shoulders of a puppet dressed as a circus troupe, took off her hat, and greeted her. It was probably a simple circus show on the doll’s shoulder.
“Oh, the young lady has good guts.”
“Hehe. I was so nervous that even though it was autumn, my hands were sweating profusely.”
“Damn it. Why didn’t a guy like me go to the circus until yesterday?”
Citizens tossed coins while chattering each other. She only watched and left some, but with a bright smile called Lari Lu, who took off her two-pronged clown hat, she received a 1 copper coin tossed.
─Poof!
I couldn’t see the performance, but I threw in a 1 copper coin to start the conversation. Take the old one
“Yap!”
Lalilura, who was receiving coins in a clown hat, twisted her body to catch the 1 cooper we threw. Then, her eyes met mine.
“Yes? Eh~?”
I thought it was all right and tried to talk, but it was Lalilura who spoke first, not me.
“Could it be that the two of you over there~? Aren’t they the people who came to our circus performance yesterday?!”
Lalilura approaches us with light steps that make everyone happy. I was pretty surprised because I didn’t think that he would know us.
“Did you see us during the show?”
“Yes! Aren’t these the two families who rode on horses and watched from the audience in the Colosseum? I have good eyesight, so I could see everything!”
“Ah, a family…”
Fran was ashamed of Lari Lura’s words, and then turned to stone.
“Black-haired people are rare, so it was particularly memorable! Are you in a father-daughter relationship? It’s nice to see your family! Even I get a little envious☆!”
“Boo, woman… Yo?”
“Uh, huh? Is not it? Did I make a mistake or something?”
An awkward air flow flowed between the pretty girls. Fran protested with her teary face.
“It’s between me and a lover who plays! I don’t know if it’s a couple, but it’s a woman!”
“Four?”
Lalilura, her eyes the size of peas, looked at me. Her yellow eyes were asking.
“Ah?! You there, you grew up like a man far away, but you couldn’t believe it, were you a pedophile who touched children?! Or are you the child kidnapper who showed up in Haysbent these days?!”
No, it’s not the fucking eyes, it’s the mouth.
I do not allow a restart of slave life that begins after being dragged away as a fucking pedophilia criminal! I said before the guards rushed in with a strange misunderstanding.
“Our Fran is a full-fledged adult.”
“Yes! I’ll be 22 next year too!”
“Eh? Yes four? 22 years old? Older than me?! Really?!”
Larry Lura stunned and dropped her coin-filled hat.
─Charleuk! Dozens of one copper coins rolled across the grass in the park.
***
“I am really sorry… I’ve made an absurd misunderstanding…”
After hearing our explanation, Lalilura bowed and apologized.
The tone was different from the fawning voice during the performance. She straightened her frantic demeanor at Lari Lura’s sincere apology.
“Whoa. It’s fine now. You may be misunderstood for a moment. Wait a minute.”
Saying that, Fran took off her usual poncho-like top.
If you cover your upper body with that poncho, the other person will only see Fran’s baby face. And if the long limbs or chest are covered, the short franc sometimes looks like a child in his mid-teens.
In other words, taking off her clothes was Fran’s slightest protest.
─Doo!
Her large breasts exposed in the sun and well-proportioned limbs blatantly appealed to the feminine beauty and age of her francs, and Lari Loura was speechless at the plumpness of her francs.
“Ew.”
Yo-yo, you mean clown, are you crazy about my girlfriend’s body? Lari Lura, who had been caught in a lag and babbling about, roused the atmosphere with her clearing of her throat.
“Uhm, great. Thank you for your forgiveness, Fran. Ah! Can I call you like this?”
“Yes, what. Francesca is a bit of a long name.”
“Thanks! Are you sorry too, Mr. Nord?”
Lari Lura, holding her hat, bowed her head to me as well. I chuckled.
“You don’t have to apologize to me. No Excuse me, can I ask you something?”
“Yes! Ask this Ralilura anything☆! Oh, and and~? Can you speak comfortably?”
“So what?”
I quickly gave up on Ralilura’s proposal.
Nord, a forager in another world, does not decline favors.
“What are you curious about? I’m curious too! Ah, private and sexual questions, including the color of underwear, are strictly prohibited♥?”
“Yeah~ I’m not curious about anything like that~. Even if you tell me, I will forget it in two seconds.”
I want to see if there’s an asshole who asks another girl that kind of thing while she’s with her girlfriend. It’s going to be a hell of a lot of fun.
Although what I want to ask is sensitive enough to be similar to that.
“As you know, we saw your performance yesterday. To be honest, I was very impressed with it, so what’s the point?”
When I asked seriously, Lalilura’s eyes twinkled.
“A tip? Are you interested in the circus?”
“Not at the circus, but at all things that use the body.”
I tapped the armored chest.
“As you can see, I am an adventurer. I’m not bragging, but I know how to handle mana. But even if I use mana, I can’t balance my body well or move accurately like you.”
“So you want to learn my acrobatic training, if possible? Good! It’s a simple request☆!”
No, the answer is too fast.
Did you put the cable connector that connects to the tongue into the spine, not the brain? I was even more surprised by the acceptance of the damn time lag of 0.1 seconds.
“Are you okay? It must be a trade secret.”
“I don’t know if it’s the skills or dance skills of the other members, but my acrobatics are no trouble! People who can follow me just by watching the performance will be able to do it, and more than anything else, it is a reward for forgiving me of my mistakes!”
Saying that, he made a V shape with her forefinger and brought it to her eyes. It’s high behind Tensen. Are all clowns like this? I’m tired of following you
“And in fact, there are some children who are learning acrobatics from me before you guys☆!”
Lari Lura brought her child who was hiding behind a tree near her. I’ve been noticing, but she’s not like a pickpocket, so I let her go.
“Voila! This kid here is called Erica! It’s like she’s a senior to you two!”
“Yes? Hi Erica.”
“Oh, hello…”
─Nodding off.
Erica, who greeted stiffly, was not very well dressed.
She looked like a child from a poor place, with her slightly tainted appearance. She might be an orphan because she doesn’t even have her parents around.
“By the way, Lalilura? Can she let me know too?”
When her fran asked, Lari Loura gave a clear wink.
“One person, two people, three people are all there! Aren’t those with competitors learning faster?”
“If I like you as a teacher, there is nothing to decline from the standpoint of a learner. So? What is training?”
“This is it!”
─Tangle-tangle.
What Ralilura triumphantly held up was a rubber ball.
Damn you? Is it a training in which mana is rotated wildly to burst that rubber ball? Fucking dog is cool I really want to try it.
Lalilura said to me who thought so.
“Juggling with these balls! That is the basic training of the great court jester, Crown Crown’s famous book ‘A court jester that even a monkey can do’!”
***
“This fucking thing doesn’t look like it has anything to do with this.”
I muttered that while trying to juggle rubber balls for the 10th time.
─Tuk!
A rubber ball that missed his hand landed on the grass.
This fuckin’ free-spirited bastard. Do you dare to break free from my clutches? Enraged, I picked up the balls that had fallen on the grass and brushed them off.
“Poke.”
Damn, the katydid got stuck in the fucking ball.
“You bastard, hibernate, please.”
─Talk!
I blew off the katydaria sticking to the ball with chestnut and rubbed it on my clothes. Shit, I’m still pissed off, but the worm is arguing. I kneaded the ball and sighed.
─All the acrobatics in a circus show where you use your body start with this ball!!
The beginning of this fucking baseless training began with those words of Lalilura.
─Without maximizing mana! Even if you can’t, use 10 or more balls! Continue juggling in 3 or more positions for 10 minutes! A clown who can do that deserves an acrobatics challenge!
“It’s a fucking horn.”
Aren’t you doing this because you don’t want to tell me the secrets of this fucking business? I grumbled and glanced at Fran and Erica.
“What, what!”
“Aww!”
They’re making sounds of bewilderment, but they’re both spinning eights. I’m still dropping even the 5 fuckers.
What is the sloppiness of my dexterity that was overwhelmingly applied to the little boy and girlfriend that I learned yesterday and today?
“Write.”
Reluctantly, I threw the ball. Because I don’t know any other way.
Tossed and received, tossed and received, dropped.
“My baby.”
Was fucking juggling this hard? I didn’t even feel like picking up a rolling ball, so I was standing there stupidly, but there was someone who picked up the fallen ball instead. It was Lalilura.
Lalilura, who was waiting all the time in her makeup, threw the ball at me with a smile. I got it with no difficulty. It’s easy.
“How about it?”
“I am having a useful time to know that this is why I commit suicide.”
“Aha. You make it fun! You have a wit♡!”
Lalilura holding her stomach and pretending to smile. I made a impression as I threw and caught the rubber ball.
“Can you really do the acrobatics you’re talking about with something like this? To be honest, the muscles you use and your sense of balance have nothing to do with juggling.”
“Juggling is just the basics. The main training is body control that starts from behind in juggling position!”
Sarak-.
Lalilura, who spewed mana threads from her fingertips, raised her puppet, which was resting in her corner, to her feet.
─Bangle bangle! The puppet that jumped up with side roll tumbling showed off the 7 postures of b-boying by standing on one arm. Rari Lura also stood in the same posture with her hands on her ground.
“I’ve been specializing in mana handling since before. However, the ability to perform impossible acrobatics in this way is not only due to my natural talent, but also thanks to Crown Crown-sama’s textbook!”
“In the first place, who is that Crown Sando?”
“Crown Crown. He is the world’s most famous court jester of the golden age! Since I’m a court jester, I can’t help but mention the time I was in Romania☆!”
“Oh, don’t do it. Just don’t ask I think it will be a long talk.”
I cut off the conversation roughly. If you think about the personality of a clown or a minstrel, it seems that the fucking verbose will lead. Because I had no interest in clowns.
At my words, Lalilura continued her 7 position, pouting her lips.
“Huh! What, is it good? It’s nice that my mouth doesn’t hurt either.”
“It’s nice to see each other benefit. So? What does this have to do with mana control? When you do acrobatics, you barely use mana.”
“It’s not that I don’t write, it’s that I don’t have to. That’s a little different.”
Larry Lura spreads her legs in her matching stockings and pumpkin pants.
“I, who is cute and full of talent, used mana to perform such acrobatics in the past! However, no matter how excellent the physical acrobatics performed using mana is second-rate! A real clown should be able to use the senses trained with mana without mana☆!”
“Without mana?”
“Okay! Without mana!”
With a motion of folding and extending the elbows, the puppet and the lariru returned to their normal posture. I can do that with just the strength of my fucking arm.
“If you can reproduce the functions of the body that have been strengthened by adapting to mana as much as possible without mana, your movements when using mana will be much better! Even Nord-san, if you use mana, you won’t be able to win easily by juggling♡”
“That’s true, but it’s hard with her bare body, probably because she’s not good with her hands.”
I think I know what that word means.
After all, mana enhancement also depends on her basic abilities!
That is why it is difficult for humans to obtain stronger power than monsters. Monsters have many body structures that are born on the premise of using mana, and even if they don’t, their basic size and strength are much stronger than humans.
‘In other words, this training is an exercise aimed at improving my ability in terms of technology.’
Isn’t it like that in game too? Even if you choose the same character, the evaluation will be different depending on the physical character of the person who uses it.
If the body can show the same level of body control ability as using mana without mana, the result of adding the mana buff will be like a multiplication.
Therefore, it makes sense to train how to move the body without mana.
This training was for mana-enhanced body to be handled more precisely and accurately.
I don’t know why it started with juggling.
“Crown Crown-nim named this technique ‘body tuning’!”
Ralilura rummages through her pockets and pulls out a small booklet. I don’t know what it is, but I always carry it with me, so it seems to be something I treasure a lot.
“This is the second volume of ‘The Court Jester that Even a Monkey Can Do’! It’s also a manuscript of the first edition made by Crown Crown’s apprentice!! This is my treasure No. 3☆!”
“It ranks low for things I’m proud of.”
No. 1 and No. 2 are wow.
Isn’t it just like an illegally shared text if it’s a manuscript of the first edition? The 〈 Touch 〉 series magic that Gentrick sold to me seems to be from there.
“Anyway, anyway! There is no change in the fact that this has become a milestone leading my clowning path!”
“What do you think the book is about?”
“Everything from the type of acrobatics to how to train them! The training you are doing right now comes from the third line on page 5 of this book♡!”
Are you memorizing the contents of each page? Ah, please I’m guessing it’s just going to be messed with somehow. I asked Ralilura.
“Not bad. Where do you buy them?”
“Puhuh. You can’t sell it in a bookstore, right? Is this a rare item that is rarely bound? Even those who have it don’t share the secret☆!”
Lalilura covered her mouth and laughed. Damn, this is where a different world jongteuk comes in.
Well, if it was a book that was so rare and good, it would be treated as valuable as a high-end sorcery book. The kid asking for this has no shame.
“There is even a saying that whether or not you have this book determines the best clown! If you want to get the book of the crown crown from the clown, there are three choices: steal, steal, or kill!”
“Don’t talk about getting upset. Is that book good enough?”
“Not more than that! Huhuhuhu♥ This is common knowledge, so take this opportunity to memorize it properly? Otherwise, there is nothing to say even if you are treated like a fool in Romania?! Sick?!”
Larry Lura spoke in her excited look, then wrapped her head around her and screamed at her. Of course, I did not impose the iron fist sanction of equality between men and women (physical rights) because I was angry at not hearing it.
The person who gave her the flirtatious Lari Lura was the circus leader who quietly approached her from behind.
“Anyway, if you take your eyes off me for a second… What is your habit of talking to guests?”
A middle-aged woman with golden hair, her well-groomed body, greeted me as she blew her chestnut-fed fist.
“Hello, guest. The leader of the Plangoongkula Circus. This is Alexandra Leovantes.”
