Chapter 80 – Funny Show of Circus (1)
“If the bathhouse is only open after 8:00, let’s find a lodging first.”
Since we also had to unpack, we found a suitable inn.
It was an inn known as a warrior’s paradise. It’s not Valhalla, what’s the name? It’s the same name you can’t come out of.
“It’s 2 coopers per night!”
She paid her money to the waitress, a girl with a fresh smile, and rented her room. She paid 4 coopers, including the cost of the meal, and went up to the room to unpack.
“If we report back now, we will be in the bronze class, too, right?”
Frank, who had unpacked his luggage, said with a flustered expression.
“I’m glad this request ended a little blandly, but.”
“Didn’t you expect that this could happen? Better than risky work. Good is good.”
I said, hiding Arthur Wayne’s costume well.
I grabbed this request with the thought that it would be an escort request that didn’t have to be escorted. It’s better than having something annoying and irritating like the last goblin extermination.
“Ugh. Can I be happy with my heart?”
“The kids will go home safely, but this is enough.”
“Is that right?”
Fran’s expression softened and she came running into my arms wriggling. Even though it would be the worst feeling to be hugged because I was wearing armor, I didn’t mind at all.
“Lol. It’s kind of strange.”
“What?”
“I think the joy of doing it together with Norr is greater than the fact that I was promoted.”
“Hehe. Me too. When we get back, let’s eat something delicious to commemorate.”
I gently hugged her fran hair and stroked it.
“Tomorrow morning, I will write a mask and submit my thesis. Tabula’s mask can be dangerous if caught, so I’ll have to borrow yours.”
“Puhh. It would be too small for Nord.”
“This. Then I’ll wrap my face in a cloth and go.”
We made love and went downstairs.
For dinner at this inn, you could choose between braised sausages or braised chicken legs. I ordered the sausage and regretted it in a minute. Fuck you backwards.
The meal was finished by stuffing salted sausage with water and bread. Then I looked at the clock and it was now 8 o’clock. It’s a good time to go wash up.
“Miss? Where is the bathhouse located in this town?”
“If you go all the way to the east gate of the Colosseum, you will come out.”
The waitress answered my question with a feeling that it was good for her bored tea. Even in the evening, the shop was small and didn’t seem very busy.
“Guests, would you like to go to the bathroom?”
“Yes. Because we like neat things.”
“Then it’s better to go after 10 o’clock. It is very crowded at this time. In the women’s bath, people knead each other’s skin like bread dough, and in the men’s bath, you’ll have to wait outside the bath naked.”
What kind of hell is that? It’s not like an army bathhouse right after a long-term training to see boys and girls squirming around naked in a confined space.
“Is it always that crowded?”
“My house has a bathtub, so I’m not sure if it’s every day. Public baths are open from 8 to 12, but at that time I couldn’t go to the bath because I was working.”
“You are in trouble.”
“I’m used to it. Still, if you listen to the stories of the customers, they say it’s quite quiet if you go after 10 o’clock. If you go later than that, you will have to wash while being pressed for time.”
I nodded. For people from other worlds who wake up at 4 or 5 in the morning at the earliest, the last time to take a bath would be until 10 o’clock.
Even if you go to the bath at 10 o’clock and come back right away, you’ll be in bed at 12 o’clock.
Even those who have awakened mana cannot last long if they cannot sleep less than 4 hours a day. Haven’t I been beaten by the Suma yet? Even if you become a fucking iron man, lack of sleep is the main enemy of your concentration and health.
“Write… Franc. What should I do? I don’t like to wash with a bag. I think I will be drenched in sweat again while I wipe myself off.”
“Me too. Can’t do it I have no choice but to wait patiently until 10:00.”
Avoiding the human sauna, we decided to wait at the inn. Then the waitress, who was wiping her hands on her apron, said.
“If you are bored of waiting, how about going to the circus?”
“A circus?”
Fran’s eyes widened at the rather abrupt words.
“Yeah. Two circus troupes from Romania are staying in our city. I do it from 9 to 10:30 at the Colosseum.”
The waitress pursed her lips as if in pain.
“The number of people coming to drink just because they went to see it decreased. Thanks to that, the store is so quiet, but I can’t even go to see it because my dad is listening to me, and I’m just imagining it while asking the customers–“
“Kate!! You’re complaining to the customers again!!”
“Hee!”
The waitress trembled at the thick voice that came from her kitchen and picked up more and more and served them.
“Anyway, be sure to go! And I would appreciate it if you could tell me what you think!! I’m getting scolded by my dad, so excuse me!!”
Awesome-!
The waitress who dodged through her back door was chased by Ajae, the chef with her moustache. Fran laughed at the slapstick comedy-like chase show and gave me a coy look.
“Nor. Hey, I’ve never seen a circus in my life…”
“Yes? Shall we go then?”
If my girlfriend wants to see it, she should go to the Dragon Nest.
“Wow! Nor the best!”
Fran was delighted with hurray. Am I mistaken that I look more excited than when my promotion was confirmed? Well, whatever the reason, if Fran is happy, I’m happy too.
– Moongrak.
We left the clean empty tableware on the table and went to the Colosseum.
Is the opening of the concert at 9:00 p.M. To receive as many guests as possible? Since it is harvest season, even if it is open in broad daylight, only the leisurely and wealthy will come.
I guess I was right, the road to the Colosseum was full of people.
“Hey!! Run!! I will miss a good spot!!”
“It is not acceptable to pay the same amount of money and come from the back seat looking at the back of the heads of the guys in front of you!!”
People who came out of the bath and didn’t dry their hair, even people who didn’t wash all day and their faces were covered in soot. All kinds of human groups were sprinting towards one place.
“Looks like there’s a lot of competition for a seat.”
Frank said with a little nervousness.
At best, the circus you went to see shouldn’t be in the back seat. It’s also the first circus that our franc sees! Thinking so, I relaxed my shoulders and lifted the franc.
─Flash!
“Nor?”
“Little Train Nord operations resume.”
“Puhh. I’m not even a princess, and I’m always carried on my back.”
Fran wrapped her arms around my neck without being surprised that she had gotten used to it. After kissing him on the soft, fluffy cheek, I turned on the beast return.
The machoism night taxi with late-night surcharge of love puts the gear in like that.
“Chuo choo choo choo!!!”
“Uhhhhh?!”
“What, what?! Did an animal escape from the circus?!”
Dash past the surprised people! When the road was blocked, I reached the Colosseum by stepping on or jumping on a nearby sturdy-looking building as a stepping stone.
Whiik-!
─Thump!
“Kyaaa♡!”
Finally, as he landed while falling from the first floor, Fran let out a scream of delight. The rubbing of my cheeks from hugging my neck was a side income.
“This. Are you in the same industry?”
The circus performer in charge of the entrance made a funny joke. I put down the francs and took out my wallet.
“Please. It’s a guest. How much is admission?”
“Five! You did. Excuse me! The entrance fee is 3 copper for children and 5 copper for adults!”
Is that fucking pricing real story? Ultang became Bam-tang and his balls trembled. A greeting asking after the parents of the circus troupe crawled up to her neck, then returned with a blow to her uvula.
The cost of admission to the circus is 100,000 won for the two of us.
‘Junnae is expensive.’
But I paid coolly. A boy shouldn’t be begging for admission to an event like this in front of his girlfriend.
Your girlfriend might understand if you’re not making good money, but on the subject of making money, you’re arguing about cost-effectiveness in your girlfriend’s favorite dating course?
And the guy who usually eats his girlfriend’s cooking and only feeds her 1-cooper bowl of soup?
If a person had a conscience, he shouldn’t have lived like that.
The circus is one of the few visual entertainments in this world. Imagine that you drove to the cinema several times.
“Thank you! Here’s an admission ticket that will enchant the two of you for a night!”
The circus performer handed over a piece of paper with an exaggerated gesture.
“We plangúncŭla! We will provide you with the most enjoyable eye candy!”
It is a dated and stamped ticket. It seems that he showed this to the guard inside and passed through.
“Flangungkula… ? It’s a bit like my name! Nor, do you know what that means?”
“It must be a doll made of beeswax.”
“Doll? Do you want to do a puppet show during the performance?”
Fran held the piece of paper worth five coppers tightly. After showing the ticket, we entered the Colosseum.
─Woong Sung Woong Sung Woong Sung Woong!!
Hundreds of people gathered inside the Colosseum.
Are seats on a first-come, first-served basis? It was almost half full, so I went to the front as much as possible. This was not too far for me and Frank. Except for the key issue.
“… I can not see!”
After Frank stood on tiptoe or jumped, the grass went down.
“Hehe. Come on. I’ll give you a ride on my neck.”
“What, what?! Shi, I hate it! Not even a child!”
Fran, who is sensitive to this because of her height, hated it with a slight tantrum. But she eventually climbed reluctantly as I turned my back and tapped her on the shoulder.
“Ugh… When you come up to this height, everyone you meet is a child…”
Fran muttered while covering her face.
At that, I looked around at a fellow on a shoulder horse like me, and I saw a young man in a seat far away blushing at the sight of a franc.
Did you think they were the same age because they were short? Fran’s violent heart may have opened her eyes to sex.
‘But this kid with bare feet?’
How dare you set your eyes on our Fran? Without Fran’s knowledge, I glared at the kid with a murderous gaze. The little boy trembled at the death of a skilled adventurer and burst into tears.
Seeing that, I smiled with satisfaction and looked back at the stage of the Colosseum.
After waiting for a while, people continued to fill up behind us, and a woman in a men’s tailcoat walked out in the middle of the sand.
“Ladies and gentlemen!! Thank you very much for coming to our ‘Circus Plangoongkula’ today!!”
Probably the representative——so the circus leader. Are you in your 30s? Pretty young
She spread her arms and spoke into the stick of her amplification spell.
“Welcome to those who are meeting for the first time!! Greetings of joy to those who see you again!! A grand show by our proud circus performers that will present the best memories to everyone who came tonight!!”
The circus leader, with his feet together, pointed at the night sky with his index finger and shouted loudly.
“From now on, uh–!! Shiiyi- small!!! I do aa——!!!!”
─Puuong!!
Firecrackers exploded at the entrance of the Colosseum, raising the atmosphere. If you can feel the mana, it is a kind of magic.
“Waaaaa!!!!!”
“Show me the elephant, elephant!!!!”
“Lalilura!! Lalilura!! Ralilura!!”
─Clap clap clap clap!!!!
In the heated atmosphere, the people who filled the seats around them clapped and shouted. But I can’t see the stage well because I put my hands up front and back. Shibalums don’t have stage manners.
─Pooooo!!
It was the big elephants that decorated the beginning of the circus.
Two gray elephants with elongated ivory were circling the stage wearing checkered clothes.
It was very strange even by my standards that he even danced lightly for his size. It’s like watching animals playful in a zoo.
“Nor! Look at that!! It’s huge!!!”
Even I, a 21st-century earthling, felt the same way, so the feeling of seeing a circus for the first time is shocking.
In the blink of an eye, our Franc’s tension rose when the circus leader at the center of the stage saw the elephant’s size that looked like chopsticks. That circus leader was aiming for this, and he must have placed a creature with an impact in the beginning. He was a man of good skill.
“I know!! It’s huge!!”
I answered with excitement so as not to disturb Fran’s excitement, and turned my eyes to the circus.
─Dudadadat!!
A baby born from among elephants, as small as a human, jumped out and ran to the center of the stage. He, too, was dressed as a Check Mooney circus performer.
─Wheek!
A circus performer appeared at the entrance and threw a large ball. It was a gym ball similar to a rubber ball made with alchemy.
The elephant got on it and staggered to balance. I was also excited by the appearance without pretense. Fuck this! It’s like seeing what you used to see at the cinema!
“Ohh, I got on!! I got on it!!”
“Doesn’t the ball explode?! Is it surprisingly light?!”
“Who the fuck is that bastard who spilled wine on my back!!”
The audience also shouted with excitement. Fran also moved her body to show her excitement. When Fran’s crotch touched the back of her head, a fragrant body odor unique to women emanated.
I’m fucking excited in a different way. Is this circus 4D?
It was then. While I was distracted by Fran’s body odor, a girl came out of the entrance.
─That’s right!
─Whiriririk! Chuck! Bangle!!
The girl showed off all kinds of splendid skills, from back tumbling, side rolling, and 3 rotations in the air.
“Pooooo!! (Hurray!!)”
The little elephant appeared cheering and picked up the girl.
To her astonishment, the girl landed on the long trunk of the little elephant as she spun on top of her ball in a motion that didn’t feel her weight.
A little elephant on a gym ball! And a girl on that nose!
A superhuman movement that explodes the sense of balance! Indeed, my jaw dropped wide at the sight that would be impossible in a circus on Earth.
─Break it!
The girl on top of her elephant’s trunk smiled and sprinkled her confetti. While focusing on the girl, bands gathered all over the Colosseum stage played their instruments.
─Babababam!!
Baba night—! Cheek! Baaaaa!!
“Oooooaaaaa!!!”
“Stand up!!! I abandoned that girl!!!”
“Oh my God—!! What if I fall, in such a high place!!!”
“Lalilura!! Lalilura!! Lalilura!! Lalilula——Ah!!”
A girl standing on an elephant’s trunk greeted the audience in a humorous way. Even if you tilt your upper body like that, you won’t fall, is that physically possible? Can’t you feel the mana?
Swoop-.
A girl looking up and smiling. Are you barely an adult now? She was a pretty girl with ♥ and 『 makeup on her cheeks.
Dressed like a clown. No, I think the clown is right.
Starting with the two-pronged hat worn on the head, it was a clown outfit with different color schemes on the left and right. There was a lot of skin exposure without knowing it.
It was undoubtedly the most splendid outfit in the Colosseum. It stands out so much.
A pretty girl with pink hair who looks like the ace of this circus, or a leading role equivalent to it!
She spins on her elephant trunk, blows a bubbly wink at her audience, then puts her hands together like a megaphone in front of her mouth and shouts:
“Everyone~♡!! Thank you for coming to see me today~☆!!”
It was a sweet voice, like sugar coated with honey.
“Then shall we begin? Ralilura’s acrobatic show♥!! Please enjoy!!”
─Puuong!!
Firecrackers exploded again, and torches lit up the stage of the Colosseum.
It was, after all, the opening of the circus.
