Chapter 758 – One Pit Hire (4)
─Titling!
[The LV of the skill ‘Return of the Beast’ has risen to 7.]
[Your power grows stronger.]
I ran amok to the point where I could hear such hallucinations, and before long, I sat down in the secret drawing room that was in chaos. My ass was hugged by a fucking expensive sofa.
“Stop, senior. Look at this! Ruler! Doesn’t it look very sweet?”
Ralilura said that while dressing up in her own bast face.
‘Amy thwart.’
The infimyeon was a face that had a chilling resemblance to the girl he saw in Wisdom, ‘Priscilla’.
A woman and a girl lying around in a tent.
Their faces were exactly the same as these bast masks.
To my astonishment, the characters in Wisdom were me and Lalilura!
“… Uh. It’s like a gimmick.”
Is it like gamjjok? Yes, of course it should
Even with Odin’s eyes, it was so complete that he couldn’t tell if it was fake or not. It’s natural that I checked/designed it myself. I poured cold water down my rage-heated throat.
“Audrey. Make an excuse.”
“Yes, yes!!”
Audrey, soaked from her sister’s spilled bucket, began to mumble in her defense.
This damn mistake stemmed from the language barrier.
It’s a job done in the utmost secrecy. From the way letters were sent and received, to the encryption of their contents, to the massive smuggling through the royal family.
It was so elaborate smuggling that drug dealers begged to teach them a few tricks.
Because of that, I was distracted and made one minor but fatal mistake.
“The letter is written in Brittania… “
“You’re deliberately making the pronunciation awkward. Do you want to go back?”
“Sorry! I’m sorry!”
Hit. I used Britannia when giving directions.
Katherine’s identical Britannia was so perfect that she forgot that her older sister was just starting to learn it.
Busy with smuggling and other things, I overlooked that point, and the complicatedly encrypted letter planted seeds of misunderstanding in its creator, Audrey.
Talking about the skills of the phantom thief sisters, they gave out two ingredients.
So she thought, ‘Oh, are you trying to get my sister to work?’
Since the first button was wrong, she proceeded without a doubt.
Unfortunately, the bast face mask itself was confidential, so Catherine and I couldn’t inspect the work often, and she had no one to correct her misunderstanding.
The result is this poppy mask.
Yem disease. Somehow, I felt like smuggling drugs.
“I take tests properly in the middle and middle… ”
“Fuck! Of course I thought it wasn’t mine! Someone saw that blueprint and said, ‘Mommy! It’s something I’ll use when I dress up as a woman, Oh Hong Hong!'”
All I checked was the texture and sense of incongruity.
Since the wives thought it was theirs, Audrey put in as much effort as possible, and I admired the item that exceeded expectations and gave it a stamp of acceptance.
“Under… The perfection is fussy, so I’m getting worse for nothing.”
I lined up the two bast masks and sighed.
“Let’s do it again… ? All you need is time and budget… “
“The ingredients you wrote, the two are worth 20 gold coins.”
“My brother will spend his whole life to pay back with his body!!”
“My sister will grind her soul and pay me back!!”
“Shut up. And even if you want to make a new one, there are no ingredients left on the market.”
It’s not illegal, but it’s not something worth going to a department store and buying.
“If I had been able to get more ingredients in the first place, I would have ordered that much more.”
And the female bast face must have increased that much, damn it.
It is not a waste of money worth 1 billion won.
The repair cost for Ammu and Ho was well over twice that, and it would be rude to compare it with the budget for the giant golem. How much money do I earn in the first place?
This is frugal compared to chaebols buying a tropical island for every birthday and burning tens of billions of won for their daughter’s wedding. If you have 1 billion, you can’t do Hollywood’s special makeup.
‘But it’s impossible to make more.’
It is already in the process of leaking information.
Even if you block a water balloon with a hole in it with your hand, the water will leak. Leaked rumors are out of control, and there are too many problems trying to create more.
The existence of the bast mask will leak out, and the hyenas will tear up my precious remains. You were right in thinking that you couldn’t make a bast face for forage.
“… Whoa, that’s it. Get paid and go back. Ask the bicorn outside and he’ll send it to you. Katherine should go out too.”
“Yep! Thank you! Count Wolfheddin, one thousand years old! Thousand years! Thousands of years old!”
Where did you learn that, bitch?
With that effort, learn Brittany properly. I kicked them out after warning them, “If you don’t master Britannia within the year, your salary will be cut.”
“Get some sleep. You will be at home when you wake up.”
“Yeah? Knock off!!”
─Puck!
Audrey, who had been beaten in the back of the neck, passed out and was teleported to her house. When she returned, Lari Lura, who had followed her, snooped behind her sofa.
“… Excuse me. Senior, senior.”
Why is he looking at me with such expectant eyes?
‘Even though it wasn’t really cute, I hit it once.’
He clicked her tongue and picked up her poppy mask and dusted it off.
—Dressing up as a woman is the most manly act that only men can do.
I think I heard that in a room somewhere, but I can’t believe I’m in a position where I have to do mental care with such sophistry. Her masturbation is also unconstitutional at this point, fuck.
“Are you going to give those bast noodles to the sisters? Can we move separately without seniors?”
“… No. I will go too.”
“With transformation magic? The one who said that you might get caught is a senior.”
“Know. I know… “
Building a disguise team without me is so unsettling.
Does it matter how strong they are? It was not something a forager would do to put his beloved wives at risk and leave me safe behind.
For the safety of my wives and the me they love.
I must be able to endure this terrible humiliation.
“Forage forage special) endure shame for the sake of the family.”
So, this is not a woman’s dress. She is armed.
It is said that even the fire is not hot if the heart is annihilated.
Through the Buddha’s teachings, my mind has reached the state of liberation.
“… Yes. I was worried about what pseudonym to use, but it’s perfect.”
I shook off my hesitation and put on my bast face mask.
***
Romanian Celnonia.
In this town on the border of Gorgalia-Romania and also famous for its beautiful lakeside scenery, a high-pitched song that does not match the natural scenery has been resonating recently.
-Boom! The adventurer who was interviewing slammed the door open and ran out.
Winston, the judge who eliminated him, looked at such an adventurer with contempt.
‘Tsk. What kind of request would you like to receive… ‘
He clenched and opened his muscular fists as if he were a lie about his fifty-year-old age. With his temperament, he would have been able to shatter the rude man’s skull.
The only reason not to do so was because of an order issued by Winston’s family head.
─Artificiality can be seen in the leaked information on the market.
In the drawing room that had been summoned not too long ago, the Marquis, who was also his employer and also an elder of Romania, scattered the files of the Hittite expedition.
—It’s blatant bait. I mixed the truth between the lies. The exploration team will begin action immediately after entering Romania, but we can’t be late for arrival after being pushed out of the information warfare.
-So what do you mean to me?
– Release the money. Go ahead and hire someone. So as not to fall behind the times.
– Huh… Are you going to bite all the bait?
-There’s nothing I can’t do. Do I look salty like Cornelius?
Well, even if it wasn’t the first Senate family, it was foolish to ask that family head how much or how few assets he had. Isn’t that why Winston was hired?
─I can’t openly support you, but if it’s you, it’s possible, right?
—Well, no one knows that I was hired by the family head, so there should be no problem.
─That’s not a bad answer. If this is successful, I will consider your request.
Do you need a place to work?
How could Winston, who had hundreds of his own, shake his head at that?
The elder who kept the emperor’s power in check was a human who knew how to seduce people.
It was a proposal that he had no choice but to follow as if possessed, as he had lived with blood on his fists all his life, and that is why Winston left the castle with money he had never touched in his life.
He was tasked with finding the remains of an ancient civilization forgotten by history.
However, Winston had no social prestige.
‘… House owner. Anyway, it was too much. I know it would be hectic to send them to another place, but it would have been great if they had given them a suitable company.’
As a result, most of the people who came to him were idiots who lacked skills but were greedy for money. Like the cheeky silver class adventurer you just kicked out.
‘If I continue like this, I’ll die of a fever.’
He crushed the ripe nut shells with his fingers and picked up the contents and ate them. The shell, said to be harder than iron, crumbled like sand.
The race that challenges the exploration of the ruins is divided into two types.
Groups of people with different hometowns and purposes were bound to come together in front of a dungeon. If you try to eat it all by yourself and die in a dungeon, you won’t even get your money’s worth, right?
It’s not an anecdote from the heyday of the adventurer’s guild president, the basic dungeon is a team strategy.
So, the important thing was where to unite.
The first is a wealthy merchant or guild that treats raiding dungeons such as ruins as a “Business.”
Romania’s
And the second is country idiots or incompetent dreamers who have come up dreaming of making a fortune, and a very few top-notch teams who actually have the ability to do so.
〈If possible, it would be appreciated if the very few first-class teams came to us… 〉
‘Say something that makes sense, old man. Over Tiberius and Sellustia, why would you put a dent on a group that has no roots like us? What do you get?〉
Flavus, who was in a similar position—a competent hukou whose nose was pierced by an elder—said.
He clicked his tongue as he grunted at the young man’s scolding, who hated watching Winston dirty the interview table. Anyway, these days things are like this.
‘Next person! Come in!〉
‘Ignore this. Where is your conscience?〉
〈When you grow old, you can close your ear canals freely and let go of bullshit.
Flavus, who had been exchanging words with her, stupidly opened her mouth and became devastated. I don’t know where the guy who had been scolding Winston for acting dignified was gone.
But it was worth it.
Even Winston, a half-hundred-year-old man who gave goose bumps when his wife washed up and fawned on the bed, couldn’t help but be surprised to see a woman entering the interview room.
She wore a baggy dress, wrapped around her scarf, covering more than half of her face, but it couldn’t hide her beauty. She was petite, to the point that even her small breasts were not in her prison.
Her short beauty stopped in her chair and stopped.
〈… Nirvana.〉
It sounded like a rolling bell.
‘Priscilla? Other than a girly name?〉 The giant armored warrior who followed Nirvana wore a helmet like a Viking, a barbarian from Germania, and even had a double-edged ax tied to his back. Because of the elder’s order, Winston was more satisfied with him than the beautiful woman, but Flavus, who was fresh and fresh, seemed not to be so. ‘Hey, old man. Isn’t that rude?〉 Look at this. Isn’t it right to say that they are a beautiful woman’s party? Winston struck the back of the head and forced the fledgling young man to shut up. ‘Ah, it’s okay. It’s that woman.〉 However, what the Vikings said afterwards made them perplexed. It was a woman’s voice. ─Suddenly. The neck of the full-face helm armor opened, and an elf that seemed to have yet to develop secondary sexual characteristics came out. The young elf waved her hand and laughed. 〈An interesting structure, right?〉 The two nodded. Winston said no more. Originally, you should look at their skills and ask them for ways to prove their achievements, such as an adventurer’s plate, but– ‘Can you show me your face? Even so, it would be difficult to hide it even from the employer.〉 Winston was determined to skip the procedure altogether. ‘Even if I can’t eat this, it’s good!’ The old Ulster raccoon’s intuition was telling. ‘Such a beautiful girl! There’s no way word of mouth won’t circulate! It’s perfect for publicity!’ Now that flies can’t fly and people are only attracted to people like flies, if it’s a great person who can change the direction of the wind, is it important to be strong or not?
‘Kiya! You are right a thousand times over! You might be a criminal! Ah! It’s not that Nirvana-san is like that!〉
〈… Okay.〉
Nirvana lowered her scarf with a disapproving look on her face.
It was only a few seconds, but it was enough.
‘Is it done now? If you start interviewing soon——〉
─Boom!! Flabus put his seal on the papers.
Nirvana looked at the blond young man, who was bright and ecstatic.
Could it be that she was relieved that she did not notice that gaze? In fact, even Winston, who had to stop the young man, didn’t feel the need to do so.
‘Should I absolutely promote this?’
The best talent among the talents found in this week.
No, it was a bird.
***
“Gyaahiah ─ !! Goosebumps!!”
And as soon as they entered the tent allocated to each team, Nirvana—no, Nord opened a barrier and rolled on the floor scratching her body.
When Lingling got off at No. 7, Lalilura sighed as she fidgeted with her elf ears.
“Senior. Give up soon.”
“I gave up!! I put down the machoism in me for a while and came back!! But fuck it, seeing the glares of the furry guys gives me goosebumps, so I don’t think I can stand it!!”
“Aha♡ I pray that no one sneaks into this tent at night. It got a lot of attention.”
“Look at that bitch coming out. Never kill Do you dare to touch our Lalilura? It’s a disguise, it’s a fucking plague, I’ll beat them all up and tear them to death with my own hands.”
An unparalleled beauty (♂) whose bewitching eyes sparkle with murderous intent.
With her own struggles, she kept the objects between her groins to the end, but she covered her neck with her bast ball and changed her waist and hips, and her figure was a true woman.
Disguised as a child, hiding behind a puppet, I think the sunbae will be targeted more than me.
Larry Lura swallowed her words and grinned.
“Now you should call me Priscilla, ‘sister’♡”
“It looks like a dick.”
“Taeng. Speech.”
“It’s like a dick.”
“Exactly☆”
Will this living hell continue for a while?
Nord sprawled on her floor, sobbing, covering her face.
‘I’d rather have something like
The tears shed while wearing the bast face were twice as wet.
