Chapter 714 – Dream Holiday (4)
Let’s wait for mutual consultations to proceed.
I transformed into Kang Buk-ho, an elementary school student, when Dana said that she wanted a reward for all her hard work.
Elementary school students in their early teens. Depending on how you think about it, being cute is fucking damn cute, and you might want to squeeze one into a dog at the age of an elementary school student.
However, the reaction of the wives was fierce.
“Ahhh… ! Aaaaa!!”
When Dana’s picture of Petit Nord was thrown into a group chat room, the wives who had been filming a chase in the apartment complex rushed home.
Fran, held in Dana’s arms—actually bound—reached out to me.
She trembled as if she had been gifted a jacket that Michael Jackson wore in her lifetime, then let out a thrilled exclamation in her ecstasy.
“Norga… Norr has become smaller than me!!”
“I know. As I live, the days when I look up at you are coming, and I feel a little bland——”
“Your voice is so cute♡!!!”
“… That, is it?”
Male Jammin’s special feature is quite a bit—! The shrieking sound before the screaming transformer. A 28-year-old who has matured enough to say it in a calm tone, so it must have a different feel.
It’s different from elementary school students who spend a lot of money while doing pao-chat in a PC room. It is a child actor tone.
“Is this what it feels like to have a son?! What can I do, it’s so cute!!”
“Kyaaaaa♡!! Hand!! Look at the tiny little thing!!”
“Senior, senior! Will you please smile for me?! Please smile like a bashshi!! Then I’ll do anything!!”
“Is it okay for human cheeks to be so soft? I can see why you are obsessed with breasts. Only then will you want to touch it for the rest of your life.”
─Jumuljumul, jjomuljjomul♡!!
“Teeeeen!!”
All of her wives—even though they differed in their level of excitement—were full of blush, and they rose up and surrounded me, who had been seized by Dana, and touched her whole body.
“No! I do not like it! Do not do it!”
“Stay still, old man! It’s not like you’re going to eat it separately!”
Isn’t this catchy? Sounds like a procedure to check meat quality before slaughter? Placing your hand on your upper garment, touching your navel, squatting your cheeks, earlobes, and between your fingers?
Their frantic skinship show continued for a long time.
“Ugh.”
Chuuk…
Having been trampled on by several pairs of hands, I sat sideways like an elementary school student who was traumatized by being bullied by relatives on holiday.
“Sister… Let me rest for a while…”
“I absolutely hate it.”
Dana hugged me and rubbed my cheeks as if telling me not to make a chinless noise.
Look like this as usual, bitch.
No If it’s like this normally, I’ll hit it. There is nothing wrong with the old saying that if you are a Jipi keeper, you will win 100 times. It seems that I am enjoying the skinship while taking advantage of my weakness.
─Click click! Click click click click click!!
“… What is Nefertiti doing there?”
“Permanent Preservation.”
Turning on the camera app, Nefertiti didn’t move even a millimeter and stood like a monk and pressed the shutter button repeatedly. It is a series of finger strokes by a master that even exceeds the shooting speed of the app.
But it’s permanently preserved, it’s Nabal, and those photos will be gone when you wake up from your dream.
Nefertiti held out her smartphone to Brunak after filming.
“Brunack.”
“Bee~.”
It extracted data from it and absorbed it into its beak. Then it flew over my head, sat down, and fired it at the wall like a beam projectile.
Jiying-. It reminds me of Kang Buk-ho, who grew up exhausted.
Shit, there was such a thing.
But how can a kid without common sense do something like this–
“… Brunach. Did you, by any chance, hang out here while I usually sleep soundly?”
“… Beep beep beep?”
My soul alter ego seems to have enjoyed the earth’s culture.
It’s a series of betrayals and back-and-forth today.
“Dana~. I want to hug Nor too. Dana ah…”
“No. I was the one who proposed and negotiated, so even if you can’t, wait an hour.”
Fran whining next to her, and Dana resolutely rejecting it. The wives who read my albums avidly while waiting for the ‘next Nord free pass’ behind the scenes, which are rare among my family.
What the hell is this space?
With the fantasy-like outfits of the wives added, it’s almost like living hell.
While holding Dana, I asked for her opinion.
“… Guys. Wanna watch a drama? It is a medium through which we can see the lifestyle of this world.”
“There is no time to appreciate such useful things.”
“Call me sister, senior.”
The wives who answer with their eyes fixed on the album.
What a loving family, really.
***
While reading the album, I answered with pain to the wives who enjoyed selling memories (strong sales) such as “What is this painting?” Or “Who is this person?”
As long as the shade is active, there is no time difference between reality and dreams.
Considering the time I have to wake up, there’s not much time left for me to stay like this–
“Nor. Are you coming over here tonight?”
“I have decided to go to bed at 7pm today☆!”
“… By then, the shade’s validity period will be over.”
“Roughly pick someone in moderation and attack them.”
“Could you finish it in two minutes if possible? Overtime can be played here.”
Am I a rabbit in heat?
Dana, whose turn was up after an hour, let me go, squatting my cheek.
“Our Norr, let’s wait just four more hours and then leave. Yes?”
“Sister. Even the contents have not become young.”
Fuck you, you’re not all.
The dark circle dog hair doctor I always see is showing off a force like a young married woman. The decadent beauty of dark circles that have not changed even gives a pitiful feeling.
Has Dana’s eyes ever been so kind?
Where is the tsundere who always grumbled on the outside while not being able to show that he loves me all the time?
‘I fell asleep around 1 o’clock, so let’s stay here for 5 hours before leaving?’
And let’s come in at 7 tonight?
Then in reality, you don’t even have an hour. If you eat, wash, and solve your menstrual symptoms, it will be over.
These were wives who were taking the elite course of virtual reality addicts. I’m worried that I won’t be able to eat a real meal like a different world style byeokgokdan.
“Rather than that, can’t Nords transform in real life too?”
Tirsi asked Veronica, who had been winning the 2nd round and was hugging me and chatting with me. Thrall, why are the chills running down her spine?
If you answer that transformation is possible, it will be a straight line in the course of ‘noona, my dick is weird’. No! Such an aching method! I can’t afford it!
As I inadvertently grunted and looked at Veronica with her teary eyes, our Goddess blushed as if her breasts were beating.
“I’m so sorry, but… It doesn’t match the master’s aptitude.”
Veronica said regretfully. Did you like me too when I transformed into Jammin?
“Why?”
“If you ask me why… It’s just that the principle of transformation magic is like that. It is more difficult to just become younger as the same species and beings than to change only the species.”
She says that when I turn into a snake, she just turns into a 28-year-old male snake by snake standards.
So, in the classification of the same human being, it is difficult to become younger only in appearance.
It’s the difference between lighting a fire with electricity and freezing ice. For fire, you just need to burn firewood with electricity, but for ice, a precise repeater called a refrigerator is required.
“Is that so…”
Then Tirshi dropped her shoulders in despair.
“I wanted to hold hands with the younger Nord and go shopping or something… “
“Hey, Mr. Tyrsi? I’m starting to lose track of how far this is a joke. Are you afraid that our manas will get involved in crime like this?”
“Children are not good! It’s good that the person you love is younger!”
It’s a cliché excuse for fucking pedophilia.
No, but what is it? … Pedophilia? Even she who didn’t show her talent was like that. Rather than saying that she really likes young boys, it would be more correct that Minimum Kang Buk-ho is cute.
Sometimes I feel like I understand, sometimes I don’t.
If I had bitten and sucked 11-year-old Tyrsi, I would have gone straight to prison.
“I was cute at first, but I think I got used to it because the way I talk is the same as my seniors.”
“What TV~. That’s a refrigerator.”
“I can see why the senior always beat me up☆!”
Taste just a little bit of male mescagi. I ordered a simple delivery food while going through the trouble of being caught by Ralilura while messing around.
“More than that, Jam Min is having a hard time ordering with her fingers.”
Putting aside the hardships, I feel like I’ve become a schoolboy on the news after being slapped on the back by my mother after spending millions of won worth of game items.
─Kong-Kong-Kong! As soon as I ordered through the app, there was a knock on the door.
It’s not at the express level. Are you a space travel courier?
… Startle!
Nefertiti shook her shoulders. No one caught on to her sense of self, probably because she has little experience of being knocked on. Sweetheart, these little things are so fucking cute.
“… Who?”
“Oh, I ordered something to eat.”
Dana opened her mouth as I brought the food that had been left on the doorstep.
“… Someone else cooks and brings it to your door? This husband’s bastard was also from an aristocratic background, right? Enlisting in the army was also the duty of the eldest son of a nobleman, right? Are you a fucking gold spoon?”
“We, the Korean people, are the people of delivery. A race that does not know how to order delivery food is looked down upon by society. In any job, a new employee should be able to order a caffeine potion and late-night snack first.”
“Graduate students also order research materials, so what?”
“But… Isn’t being a graduate student a job?”
“You are, in fact, assault and death.”
That’s true though. The three attributes of a job are economics, ethics, and continuity.
There is no economic feasibility because there is no money, it is against ethics because it is a modern slave, and there is no continuity because it is the end after obtaining a degree, whether it is a master’s or a doctoral degree… In addition, there are only adverse effects left on economic/social growth and self-realization, right?
Also, this is not a job. It’s just a danda base that didn’t become a butterfly.
“Wow! Did your sister go to graduate school? My academy teacher said that only idiots or geniuses go to graduate school!”
“It is education that becomes the bones of the world and becomes the bones. Please stop hating graduate students.”
“I also received the recoil damage that I said.”
“Pain raises a lab room slave.”
“I don’t believe in such superstitions.”
Anyway, Dana, as well as other wives, must have been surprised by the culture of delivery food, one of Korea’s main gukppong dealing machines.
‘Come to think of it, I went to the store and ate the other day, didn’t I?’
It was a godsend to bring him home. It doesn’t make sense to not eat delivery food in Korea. Food delivery in this country is second only to kimchi.
It was scary because the delivery fee was 5,000 won.
I’m glad this is an Earth-4 free server.
“What did you cook? Turkey? Duck?”
“No, it looks like a chicken. The outside… It’s fried batter.”
“Ah. That’s chicken Black-soul food naturalized in this country.”
Personally, I was craving jajangmyeon, but considering the culture of my wife, Dingho and K-Chinese cuisine are a bit more difficult. Something like pizza or chicken would have been okay.
When I fed it to Dana in the past, the reaction was good.
“… Gulp.”
Look at it Your mouth is already salivating.
“Is Dana unnie such a good cook? Aha♡! I’m starting to get a little excited!”
Not particularly particular about food—often skipped unless Fran Maman forced her to take it——and when Dana responded, even Laliru seemed to have high expectations.
“… Husband. What about that beer then?”
“Take it out of the refrigerator. I’ll play the movie too.”
Chimaek is the truth. In the meantime, let’s try somaek.
While I was setting up a drinking party, the wives picked up cans and giggled.
“… Dana, what is this thing? Iron ingot?”
“That, well? The beer I drank last time wasn’t like this.”
“No, there was liquid inside. I swear by the name of the potion alchemist.”
“Are the oak barrels for storing beer made of iron? Why so small?”
“It bloomed thinly, but it was strangely light even if I said that. Shall we open it for a moment?”
Our wives were so shy, and Fran took the lead and broke the beer.
─Stupid!
“Eh.”
I was trying to open it to be exact, but I pulled out the part where I hung my finger. Frank hesitated for a moment, then said it as if he remembered that it was a free beer in his dream anyway.
“Ha, one more time. I will succeed next time!”
“Looking at the shape, it looks like a falling structure. Need a knack for pulling up?”
“It’s not pulling, it’s pressing.”
I picked up a beer can and demonstrated it.
─Sukppong! A cheerful tone as you open a can.
The wives clumsily followed, and the franc cautiously brought it to her mouth and trembled. Seeing her face brighten, she must have liked it.
“Eww… Tasty! It’s so thick and cool!”
“Did you catch the tangy taste and the coldness at the same time? How does this work? Usually, even if you put ice in it, the air bubbles come out… “
“Isn’t it because it’s in a metal bottle?”
I grabbed the can with both hands and sighed as I opened the soju and poured it into a glass. Tirshi smiled bitterly as she clumsily helped me.
“Nord? If you act like a child, I feel a little uncomfortable.”
“Think of it as a dwarf with a baby face.”
As usual, the table is opened and the meal begins. She ordered several types of chicken pizza, and her tastes varied quite a bit, but as expected, most of them were well received.
“The batter is very thin and crispy, right?”
“Red seasoning… Spicy… Still delicious…”
“Aha♡ I said something white, but it’s cheese powder~? I like this the best!”
“That, you. What about the recipe? Do you know the recipe? Tell me you know I guess I can eat this sweet potato pizza in the real world, right?”
“I don’t know about that.”
While talking amicably, he summoned a large TV that covered the living room wall.
At first, I was going to play a drama, but I thought a movie would be better than an ambiguous cut-off.
‘It’s not like I’m watching it alone, it’s better to drive around with my family.’
In the past, I remember that international students I became close to in liberal arts classes asked me to recommend them, so I looked for a few Shinpa movies that foreigners could easily understand.
After all, people don’t know what might be helpful.
Still, wives are much more difficult to understand because they live in different worlds.
“Ahhhhh… Whoa, the tears won’t stop…”
“Ugh, black… Well, I’m so glad it ended happily…”
Oh, it wasn’t like that.
The wives, who were surprised by the taste of chicken, pizza, and alcohol and lost their concentration, started whimpering when they were mesmerized by the taste of tear gas in the second half of the K-Shinpa.
“Quack.”
I can control the hearts of my wives! Shinpa is the strongest and Gambit is invincible!
“… Sniff The bitter thing is the content that makes you want to drink.”
“Hey, alcohol is bad for you. I’ll get rid of it.”
Tirsi said that, opened a bottle, and poured it down her gullet. ─Quarrel.
“Oh, a bitch who can drink.”
Dana, who was licking the somaek with red eyes, admired it. You say you’re not drunk and you drink too much.
Fran also drank hard, feeling as if her alcohol level had increased. Jam-min and Kang Buk-ho were buried in Fran’s Big Chichi, so half of the movie screen was covered, but they were just happy.
Anyway, time passed so quickly.
“… Eww?”
Veronica, who was slaughtering sweet potato pizza with tears in her eyes, suddenly shuddered.
“Why?”
“… It looks like your body is trying to wake up. It’s not dangerous, so don’t worry.”
“Restroom?”
“Poem, noisy! Whatever the reason was! I won’t be one step ahead.”
Unfortunately, Veronica, who put down the sweet potato pizza, disappeared from the house. This is how she feels when she sees going back to reality first.
“… I’m listening to the story, so me too.”
Tyrsi placed her fork, blushing slightly. She, who prefers boneless chicken to boneless chicken, was about to give up after challenging chopsticks vigorously.
“Everyone can slow down and come. I’m alone.”
“… I’ll go too.”
Sleepy Nefertiti also woke up.
Shade’s dream, which doesn’t seem to be sleeping even after sleeping, must have relieved her mental fatigue. After her first night, she had no reason to hold her, so only the four of us were left in her room.
Fran caressed me, who had been holding me, and pushed out her lips.
“… I want to be with Norr a little longer too, but today I have an appointment with the princess after the sun goes down to learn how to grow flowers… “
“Go. You can come back later.”
“… Yes. Will you do this again later?”
“… What if you like it?”
I have to do it so hard. Fran kissed me on the cheek and woke up.
At home, only the head of the research center and a senior-junior couple were left at home, enjoying the feeling of being on vacation.
Larry Lura sucked the cheese powder off her finger and grinned.
“Um… I want to go on a date with you again!”
“I don’t care, what about Dana?”
“The two of you went. I still want to drink more I want to see another movie.”
─Chik! Dana opened another can.
“Pee!”
Brynak flew into Dana’s arms and touched the remote control with her hook.
Would you mind recommending a movie? Since she was the mother who passed on her breast milk to him, he must have felt close to her.
I said after scratching her head.
“Then shall we go? Where do you want to go?”
Lalilura smiled broadly. Her smile was so bright that I wondered if it would be that good.
“Let’s go buy our clothes!”
Aha. It’s the standard of the dating course.
