Chapter 581 – Honorary Nobility (3)
After sharing a bitter cup of wine that seemed to pour out bile, I saw Offtum off.
It’s good to get wet with emotions, but it’s ugly to drag alone the depression that he doesn’t want. So I went into a sunny room, just as I had before they came.
“Are you still sleeping? Tyrsi.”
Tirsi closed her eyes and was exhaling. I smiled bitterly at her and sat down beside her to change the band on her wrist.
The band connected to the glass bottle filled with the potion is like a different world version of IV.
Because you can’t even replenish nutrients while you’re sleeping. It is a type of health recovery potion.
‘Heat… No.’
I put my hand on my forehead and was relieved by the normal temperature.
I checked once before Gildart and Audrey came, but there was no sign of waking up yet. I didn’t think it would happen in just a few hours or half a day.
It is not a serious illness, and there is progress in the condition.
The equipment I had changed and put away before bed was gone when I came in the morning. It was proof that Advent was working properly. I stroked her bangs.
“If you think sleeping too much will be forgiven because you are beautiful, you are mistaken.”
He kissed Tirsi’s cheek as he slept peacefully, and extracted mana from the seal in his hand.
Since the seal’s capacity was limited, it had to be induced to consume mana quickly by passing it on to the Valkyries. Otherwise, the mana recovery rate of ‘Arma Shunas’ might exceed the amount consumed.
Based on my experience of falling asleep for several days due to the aftereffects, this is a matter of time after all. Now that I’m in the waiting position, I know how worried you are.
─Click.
So I couldn’t say anything to my wives, who were staring at me from the hallway outside my room, as I closed the door and paid close attention to physical/magical security.
‘As expected, the reverse is effective.’
These are the girls who always waited for me to wake up after passing out.
It was possible that he would run out of patience and want to film a full breeding roe deer episode. I think I will awaken to the obsessive man mode after 3 or 4 repetitions of Tirsi’s case.
I said with strict security.
“I will wake up before the day after tomorrow at the latest. If I open her eyes as soon as I run out of mana.”
“I’m glad, I was relieved!”
Lari Loura stroked her chest, as if relieved.
Because she joined the wizard’s guild, her personal contact with Tirsi is as much as Lalilura and Veronica. I must have been worried in my heart.
It’s not critical, so it’s a matter of waiting in the end.
“By the way, senior? A person came from the princess.”
“Lily? Did you keep me waiting?”
“No, Mr. Beim will respond instead.”
Fran said while shaking her hand.
He came as a guide, but I don’t know why he’s even working as a butler. Perhaps that is also what a business guide should have.
“After becoming an aristocrat, there are many times when it is better not to directly respond to customers. I thought it would be better to practice in advance and go through me for brief contact.”
When we prepared to greet people and called the culprit to ask, the guide Beim said so.
“Sorry if it was off topic. The other person wanted to talk to the person below, so I went out because I couldn’t send my wives.”
“Nope. I am just grateful.”
“I’m glad this helped.”
He laughed and joked like a member of society.
“Also, congratulations on becoming a nobility. Shall we go somewhere later and boast, ‘I got a foot in that Norse Baron’s saga’?”
Is becoming an aristocrat a symbol of success?
Should I be glad that I didn’t receive a request?
‘It must have felt like a red dragon spawned from a stream.’
A young man who studied in that daldongne becomes the mayor! And what about me with that friend? Eat, travel, do it all! What would that be
I decided to do it roughly.
“It’s embarrassing, but it doesn’t matter as long as it benefits Mr. Beim.”
“Really? What a delightful thing to say! I was worried that it seemed like a rude request to my benefactor, but I don’t think there’s anything difficult about drinking from people in my hometown.”
Beim nodded happily like a child.
Come to think of it, was this person also a victim of the black magician?
I didn’t hear or ask about the details, but anyway, it seemed that the word that
Did you want to tell that story to the people in your hometown? I feel sorry for myself 3 seconds ago when I was greedy and misunderstood. Seriously, this is why you can’t do business. People are only getting suspicious.
“This. This is just my story. These are the words from Erze-sama’s colleague.”
Beim took an angle and talked. What is a professional attitude change? To make even Kang Buk-ho, a government official with a thick bone in the art of aristocratic conversation, startled.
“We were talking about how to have dinner together. I don’t intend to call it far, but it just happened that there was a good restaurant on the middle floor of this luxurious inn.”
He summed it up and recited his message in ancient times. It was as if he was conveying the whole message so that something would not be misinterpreted.
By the way, do I have to get used to this type of delivery in the future?
Come to think of it, I’m glad I got the Valkyries. It’s not a word transfer game every time we discuss, so we have to go through something like this.
It’s me who can’t understand the bluff-talking methods of the wealthy bastards who catch Gao. I have no idea how helpful the presence of super robot female warriors who can talk casually will be. Once again, Odin-nim is loyal and loyal.
“All right. Please tell me that you will leave on time.”
Unexpectedly, I asked him for a favor.
Beim happily accepted the request, and I went back to my wives.
In fact, Fran and Lalilura were chasing after me, becoming one with the chewing gum like escorts, so it was like going to Dana and Veronica who were about to fall asleep.
“Hmm… In the evening, we all go together… It’s not even lunch yet…”
Dana said, rubbing her face on her pillow as if she was very sleepy. I laughed and said
“Eat breakfast and go to sleep. He said he didn’t even eat dinner.”
“Look… Ha ha…”
“And is it bad manners for everyone to rush together? Why is someone who can even see the eyes?”
Again, polygamy in this world is a symbol of competence.
That’s why taking more wives than guests can be a silent display of ‘I’m better than you’. Elizabeth said she was coming with Gildart.
Aristocratic society is also sensitive to this. It was common knowledge learned in college.
If you think about it, isn’t it human psychology that a new employee whispers even when he rides an expensive car? However, there is no way that the Brahmin-Kshatriya caste of the caste society, united by pride, would view such a thing favorably.
But again, when invited to a banquet, it is good manners to bring as many people as possible.
It’s something I can’t figure out, but just like in the military, it’s okay to say whatever you say.
I don’t want to hear something like, ‘Oh Hong-Hong, our private is wearing long sleeves and shorts and eating pizza in the dormitory.’ Rumors like that have been around for a very long time.
In a closed society where there is nothing to do but to do, a soldier’s PTSD knows just how fucked up and dangerous rumors can be.
Not only the person concerned, but even the people of the family are blacked out together. It means that my wives can be criticized because of me. Are you listening, are you motivated?
“Let’s go have a meal at the restaurant down here in the evening.”
Then Veronica lay down on her bed and said with her yawn.
“I hope you won’t find fault with me for coming to eat.”
“Good idea. Let’s take a room next to her private room where my husband is in.”
It’s hard like this when you have smart wives. Shemba.
A few years of silence for my children who will be born under these ladies. My sons and daughters, what do they say if they become mama’s boy or mama’s girl because they can’t be swayed by the wind?
“Then let’s play until morning~♡!”
Shaking my head, I was pushed back by Ralilura and laid on an empty bed.
Fortunately, it didn’t seem like he was trying to attack me, so he was lying next to me and chatting with me. Change into comfortable clothes and plan to relax until evening.
But I’ve also been pushed back with research or work to do…
“Senior, senior. The desert is a hot country, but isn’t it amazing that metal crafts that use molten iron in a blast furnace have developed? The decoration of this inn is also very pretty!”
“Good. Did you get used to the heat and develop a tolerance?”
“Tooth. Seniors aren’t very curious, are you? Was this common in the world you lived in? Come to think of it, I haven’t heard much about my senior’s hometown~”
But thanks to Lalilura chattering next to her, she wasn’t bored.
Originally, she is a capybara girl who is not a joke, but since she holds each and talks, she is confused. Professional painting skills are gone. She’s like Dovakin, a pretty girl who puts all her puck into painting.
“Yes? Really?”
“Pi, is that a lie? I’m not being fooled~?”
As the reaction continued, I was like a villain who had to explain the plan within the limited running time of the movie.
Room service was delivered like that, and I entrusted delivery to a Valkyrie named Laliru.
After taking off her armor—I was surprised that the armor was detachable—I brought a tray into the bedroom, and Fran made a table that would fit the bed perfectly as an application of
Whoever imitated it made things with mana.
“No, is it a hospital bed table?”
“I made Nord comfortable!”
These guys are seriously thinking of breeding me.
It was a high-quality material production that was an example of comparison with my crude Unlimited Beast Return Works. Is this the real version of Minecraft? Everything is fine.
“But eating in bed even though your body is fine is the height of indolence, which is hard for Koreans to accept.”
“Isn’t there any problem at all if you are a senior who has no arm and needs to recuperate?”
“Since I have a prosthetic arm and the strength to lift a spoon, it only sounds like an excuse… Rather than that, it’s Lululala. What else are you doing?”
“I think it makes sense that if something goes in, something comes out!”
Is that a reason to get under the table and unbutton her husband’s pants… ?
Are you thinking of squeezing out as much as you supplied with nutrients? Did a guy like me become a duck for foie gras before I knew it? Even a retired stallion will not extract DNA while eating.
God damn, getting fellas while eating?
It may be a romance for some, but it is completely unacceptable to Koreans, a country of rice and kimchi, who regard the word ‘rice’ as sacred.
“Ugh, black… Senpai, did you hate Ralilura?”
“Ah!! It would be nice if someone sucked juice when eating!!”
“Aha♡! If that’s the case, I’m the right person again!”
Shit, I knew it was 100% acting, but I couldn’t ignore it… !!
“It is pillar west that endures these contradictions… ?”
After all, nothing is easy in this world. I struggled quite a bit trying to stop Fran from lifting my fork and trying to eat it.
‘Isn’t my reputation going to hell if this goes viral in the world? … ?’
I break out in a cold sweat as I pick up a fork and hear a squeak.
All the attendants are female maids (figures), they eat rice while lying on the bed every meal, and even make one of the four wives have a blow job during meals?
Is this really the right aristocrat? Doesn’t it look like a pot-bellied baron who gets justice from the main character in the early stages of the 19th Gold Merchant’s (if you catch him, he drops aphrodisiac and a slave-turned-heroine)?
Pushed on my back in fear, I ate breakfast, trusting only the master’s stomach, chewing and chewing. It was fortunate that it was brunch, so I was able to squeeze it in quickly.
“Ke hum hum! Now that I’ve finished eating, I need to brush my teeth.”
I murmured as I danced in my pants.
I asked when you were being so sincere to me, and my molars seemed to open their eyes as if they had cavities, but it was necessary anyway.
“Are you brushing your teeth? I’ll help you!”
Lari Lula chanted her spell and slipped her finger on my tongue.
“
It’s my favorite Magical Disinfection Spell.
It is not harmful to the human body, has reliable performance, and has a fast effect. Isn’t this magic actually the greatest thing in the modern magic system? Do you think it’s right?
Lalilura smiled shyly.
“Ehehe, I learned to write it for you ♡”
Are these guys really going to make me live in a bed forever?
Lying on the bed watching Dana and Veronica sleep peacefully, I just hoped that the master’s basal metabolic rate would not make me gain belly fat.
***
I couldn’t just eat and play, so when I was studying the fountain or doing something to do, it soon became evening. It means that it is time to meet the princess couple.
Even in the midst of that, she became a Jeon Seo-gu who was angry with Moe, and she went back and forth, and she didn’t have to say that she went through hardships.
It was a day when I realized that there is a reason why the maid who loves a noble house makes a lot of money for her. It would be more humane to use real Valkyries for this.
“Isn’t it fortunate that you and I can sit down and have a meal like this?”
After a few conversations, when the dishes were listed, Elisabeth said with a smile. Of course, today he was transformed into Platinum Adventurer Erze.
The “Several conversations” Here is an explanation of all sorts of things.
Most of the knowledge was related to
That kind of explanation was possible because the private room he was in was heavily shielded so that private conversations were possible.
Frank and I came a few dozen minutes earlier, waited, and looked through it with Odin’s eyes, and we were so thorough that we were all in admiration. I thought there was a reason why the place was expensive.
I took a sip of water and nodded calmly.
“It really is. It’s an honor to be called to a place like this—”
“Oh, please don’t do that. Were we that close? Are you going to go back to the south after you’ve finished watching? Isn’t it? Right? Might I cry?”
Elisabeth, who had been squeezing her body and her body swelled inside and out from summoning her higher spirits, stirred her bandaged arms and made her look disgusted.
I was a bit in trouble, but Gildart, who was silently drinking next to me, looked familiar. If you’re used to it, help me, Mr. Pallum.
“Also, if I see you fighting and think, ‘Well, if you’re a commoner, you should use the highest honorific title for this noble princess,’ then that’s a crazy bitch. Even if she is dethroned, she will fight.”
“Coke, Coke! Hmm, even so… “
“Okay, excuse me. If that’s the case, then I’ll show you the utmost honor and respect with all my heart and soul, just like when I was dealing with Obama–“
What the fuck save me I cleared my throat and then changed my tone.
“Enough! Let’s get down to business, okay?”
“That’s fine. If someone said there was no respect, then they would ask me if I had friends with me.”
Elizabeth said as if she was satisfied with this.
“Actually, as you might have guessed, the reason we started raiding the pyramid was because of the honorary title of nobility.”
─Well, well.
Uncharacteristically for her princess, she shoved her meat into her mouth and let out her cheerful smile.
“I was planning to make a trusted rich man, whom I secretly sponsor, into a Romanian aristocrat!”