Chapter 511 – Ecosystem Disruptors (15)
After finishing my work, I left the Central Cathedral.
“As I said earlier, I will send some of Optum and hounds to Alishik. Even the information I got from the black magician.”
“Thank you.”
Say goodbye to the principal and let’s move.
On the way, I only took a few bottles of holy water with me. Viagra, important.
“Did you see everything?”
As we came out of the church, Veronica mumbled something with both cheeks in the meantime. Her puffy cheeks seemed to be as soft as Mont Blanc, and she fit surprisingly well with her intelligent and haughty face.
“… Desert cuisine is also more delicious than I thought. Would you like to eat?”
Veronica seems to be shy and makes excuses for nothing.
I smiled and took the snack she offered me. It would be premature to talk about Haeju because nothing has been confirmed yet.
The sweetness of the bread mixed with sesame seeds and honey was sweet enough to make me forget my worries for a moment.
“It is delicious. If it wasn’t for the raisins, it would be 100 points.”
“I think raisins are pretty good too…”
“Because you like fruit. But don’t you know what dishes don’t suit our goddess’ taste?”
“… …”
“I’m thinking about this with my chin on my chin.”
I burst into laughter as I looked at Veronica, who sulked when I laughed. And I found the girls who were walking around looking at art works or stone statues in the church.
“Oh, Nor.”
As soon as Fran saw me, he laughed.
“Good work. I’m sorry for some reason. Norr works hard on something, but I only do net tourism.”
“Don’t bother with that. My priest just needs to be nice and cute as usual.”
“No~ uh. I will become a wife Norr can rely on, well.”
“What? Puhhhhh.”
Frank biting her tongue playfully was so unexpected that I stopped laughing. Even if you take turns talking with her wives, all your tiredness will be relieved. This is life.
Fran smiled broadly at my face, then said as if something came to her mind.
“Oh! Nor by the way. Hey, I think I got a little bit inspired after coming here.”
“Uh? Really?”
“Yes. Is there a statue of the Goddess of the Hunt over there? Seeing that… Well… Should I say I wanted to make something? Anyway yes.”
As if expressing a feeling she couldn’t explain in words, Fran squeezed her hands and twisted her head.
Did Frando finally start to get a sense of her after seeing her new statue that the goddess blessed her? When I brightened her face at the thought of a good thing, Fran ran up and waved at me.
“So, I have a question… “
“What?”
As I crouched down to listen, Fran whispered a little pouting at the treatment that seemed to be him.
“That… Mana… “
─Slightly.
“… Eh?”
I chewed over and ruminated on the contents several times at the whisper that entered my brain in an instant, then opened my mouth to make a sound.
“Would it be possible? Uh, so the golem itself is like that in the first place, so if you practice a little… “
“Really? Can you really do it?”
Fran’s face brightened.
It’s an idea I never thought of, so I’m dumbfounded.
“Yes. Unlike usual, I don’t think I need any materials. Wow, why didn’t I think of that? Are we franc geniuses?”
“Lol. I learned it from Nor. The change of ideas and imagination are all thanks to Nord?”
Fran hugged my neck at the compliment that came without me knowing.
– Malang.
Well. This overwhelming motherhood. It is unmistakable love.
“Fran caught on to something?”
She sighed as if she had heard the story of Dana who was walking towards me. I tilted her head as I hugged her franc.
“Why sister? No progress since the wedding?”
“Yeah, kid. Well, I must have a chance to catch up. Talent? It’s easy to say that something has increased, but how do you physically feel that my fucking talent has increased?”
Dana twisted her hair around her index finger.
Maybe it’s because the last gift left by the goddess who lost her name doesn’t really come close to me.
Looking at her expression, it seems that she is doing this not because she regrets missing out on her opportunity to become stronger, but because she feels sorry for the goddess who chose her extinction for her own sake. So, what a good sister.
“I hope you have something to catch up on. I will help you as much as possible.”
Well, wouldn’t it be okay to roughly think that the update patch for 6-star, awakening, and mythic awakening was installed on the 3-star Dana Verbeia.
For now, I can only put it in the heel tank position, but if I continue to awaken while upgrading, I don’t know if it will be something like SSR Dana Verbeia (swimsuit) someday.
“Five? Is it real Are you looking forward to your sister? If you talk like that, three out of ten things go well.”
“The ratio of 3 out of 10 is so fucking stupid. Is not it? A batting average of 30% in sports in my hometown is an asshole and a competent seonsun.”
“Your hometown seems to have such a culture. If you get 30% of the wrong answers in the bachelor’s graduation exam, you’ll be out of it, but you’re a blessed head. Wow! My husband is a fucking genius for getting 3 out of 10 problems right!”
“Did the miracle mathematician go crazy while calculating the research budget? I grew up in science, but don’t dare to evaluate the blood and sweat of art and physical education with gummies.”
“Chuck. What does it have to do with double digit addition and subtraction? Fall behind?”
“More than my mid 125. Sister mid 75 and under. We have to formulate a perfect equation with a total of 200 weights.”
“What? Implying you want your IQ to be 50?”
Anyway, it seems that Fran is starting to get a sense of whether it is a level up or a 2nd job change.
What a good day this is I also found a clue to cure Veronica’s curse, so today is very lucky.
Did the Goddess Satis really throw a handful of blessings? If it’s fucking like that, I’m confident in going head-to-head with offering truck units.
“Make an offering and bless? Haha, that might be the case.”
As I took turns with his wives, I hinted at Beim, but he chuckled.
“It is said that the Hunt God, Satis, deeply detested the gods of death, so wouldn’t Nord-nim, who slain the warlocks who were equal to their number, stay still and receive that kind of protection?”
“… Is that so? That would be nice.”
… Isn’t Odin also the god of death? Swallow. It’s getting hot all of a sudden
The cut must have just blew lip service, but I glanced up at the statue of the goddess.
I have no relationship whatsoever with that witch hat pair-eyed goddess. If you would like to make a donation, please contact us through prayer.
If you help awaken the goddess in our house, I am willing to invest more.
***
Before returning to Alisik, we thoroughly enjoyed sightseeing in Lodotos and checked into a luxury hotel.
I raised my guard because I was considering the danger of the black magician, but I enjoyed the fun of the trip a little thinking that there would be no idiots who would invade this Lodotos.
“Give me all the drinks here.”
“Yes? Ah! Yep! I will bring it to you!”
Of course, this time, it was a place where I checked in through my personal connections, so I ordered drinks, snacks, and meals without hesitation.
“Wouldn’t it be better to eat in your room than go out to a restaurant?”
“For safety reasons, it would be better. It’s a bit unfortunate, but… “
“Eating here will be delicious enough. It’s annoying too.”
Dana smiled happily as she comforted Veronica, who ordered a bunch of expensive drinks.
Then Dana suddenly spoke.
“Come to think of it, I don’t think I saw much of you drinking, Veronica.”
“Yes? Oh, I don’t enjoy it very much.”
It is so when you hear it. I’ve never seen him drink too much, as I’ve seen him drink briefly on the Garden Island of the Bicorns before.
Dana smiled her drunkard at Veronica’s answer.
“It just went well. There are many expensive drinks, so try drinking them too. I won’t force you if you don’t like it, but if you like alcohol, it’s a good hobby, right?”
“Ugh, uhm. Let’s see… ?”
“Just drink so you don’t drink too much. There are many expensive drinks, from the ingredients used to make them, to those with mana. That’s how much alcohol gets stronger.”
I asked while looking at my eyes, so I answered like that.
Since alcohol is also a problem with the liver, it is said that not only drunkenness but also liver disease can be solved with magic.
Of course, both the healer and the person receiving treatment require such strength and there are limits, but our wives will be fine.
Tirshi stayed still and muttered.
“… Isn’t that what we should be more worried about, Mr. Fran? I remember the last time I had a drink before going to the top of the basement, and he fell on the table after drinking a few beers.”
“Ugh. Well, but these days, I don’t just pass out, do I?”
We burst into laughter at the protests of Fran, who is a half-dwarf but always drinks strong alcohol.
Audrey and Beim, who had taken up different rooms, also called together.
However, Audrey passed out after a few drinks and had to be taken back, and Bane refused, saying she would have trouble driving the carriage. The very two are polar opposites, polar opposites.
The drinking started a little before sunset and lasted until the temperature was chilly.
And Veronica’s drinking habit was worse than I thought.
“Ahahaha!! Ahahahahaha!! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop… ! What? Master, isn’t the wine glass empty? Have another drink.”
“Veronica. Less than 5 seconds have passed since I put my drink down.”
“Is it? It’s a little hotter than that. Unlike the sanctuary, it is a pity that the desert and the scenery are desolate. Okay, don’t take it off.”
“Don’t take your pants off. Don’t put it on your finger and spin it around.”
“What? Master, isn’t the wine glass empty? Have another drink.”
“Don’t film a regression by yourself. Don’t politely pour a drink with your pants open.”
Like that, Veronica took 70% of the compote and calmed down by herself like Hang-woo rushing against a large army, then collapsed backwards.
Could it be that Veronica had a drinking habit of taking off her clothes? Should I say I’m glad I don’t drink outside?
Still, I can’t let you get drunk in the presence of others.
“Huh.”
─Blow up.
By the time even Dana was knocked down by the punching power of the traditional Narmer-Nile beer, I was the only one standing up in this battlefield-like drinking scene.
“Ah-mi.”
The alcohol in the desert country is fucking strong.
It’s been a long time since I went straight to dreamland after underestimating the Lady Killer cocktail called Fran and Lalilu.
Tirsi also passed out while taking her eyes off for a moment. Isn’t this the point of annihilation? Fuck our party.
Why are people around me so weak to alcohol? Do you have poor alcohol abstinence?
“Are you all drunk… ? I suffered like that, but I still write…”
Fuck.
In the end, it was my job to clean up the drinking table. I was about to scatter the leftover food like a Chinese-style daehyeop and leave, but my morals and ethics didn’t allow it, so I cleaned it up by myself.
─Clark, rattle.
─Little.
I was putting my wives in a big room full of beds and doing some tidying up when Veronica suddenly walked out of the room.
“Veronica?”
“… Dalgrak, Dalgrauk… Noisy…”
I looked at her with surprised eyes, as if she had already woken up, and she started walking like a sleepwalker, rummaged through her bag, and then suddenly took out the rune stones and spread them all over the hotel like a zombie.
“Hehe. What are you doing all of a sudden? I’m not sober–“
I was just about to open my mouth at a drinking habit so funny that I would want to film it if I had a smartphone, but I was surprised when my voice suddenly stopped coming out.
I thought I might have been hit by something, but I didn’t even hear the sound of the bowls of snacks colliding. It was a magic that erased the noise.
… Nod
As if she had accomplished something, Veronica nodded contentedly with her half-closed eyes and lay down on the sofa in her living room.
‘Hey, Veronica! Hey! Don’t sleep like this!’
Embarrassed by her, I shook her and tried to wake her up, but she didn’t respond.
I tried to remove the rune stone, but the magic that had already been activated was not extinguished. Didn’t it turn off when I removed it originally?
‘Fuck.’
The words came out of my mouth, but I couldn’t hear them, so I was embarrassed. To use the soundproof barrier like this?
Having a headache, I was afraid that Veronica would catch a cold, so I took her back to the bed room and laid her down.
Anyway, it was so dark that I could barely see her in front of my nose, but there was no sound at all, so I guess I could sleep soundly like sleeping in a darkroom.
Instead, it’s a question of whether I can wake up tomorrow when Bim comes to wake me up. I thought about it until then, but gave up because it was a pain in the ass.
There’s still time until the competition, so even if it’s a bit late, I’ll do anything.
Now, if I secretly search for the flies that will be attracted to the tournament with the black magician hunters of the Church of Satis, most of my efforts in this country will be over.
Almost all of the candidates mentioned by the elders have lost their pulse.
Now, how will the senior who entrusted the middle distribution subcontract again and inflate the size of the business?
‘Like a true man or a thousand people.’
After trying as hard as a person can do, I just leave it to the mandate of heaven.
I tried everything I could.
I hope that the black magicians of Shidabari who are caught in the bait will receive good information——and I just hope that Goddess Satis will accept my proposal and either really appear in my dream or give a revelation.
‘Whoa… Yes?’
That’s when I tried to find my bed and lie down.
My drunkard sister was sleeping with the covers off.
Dana, not wearing pajamas and wearing light clothes like a drinking party at a travel destination, fell asleep and was disheveled while drinking. The drunk appearance was different from usual.
Above all, the fact that he had no intention of his own, and the defenseless face sleeping with a blank expression, made me drunk.
‘… Come to think of it, didn’t you get permission to pounce on Dana while she was sleeping?’
I completely forgot the fact that I had decided to get permission in advance, and only thoughts that were good for me came into my head.
Damn, my wife is acting like a fucking fool without any countermeasures. Be cool.
‘I can’t stand the period of legal sleep.’
─Pong! I opened a bottle of Magical Viagra.
If you thought that my sex life would be affected just because I had a disorder in my dick, I was mistaken, kid.
I poured Viagra into Juzidra like a shadow lord awakening the dead.
‘──Wake up.’
Erection…
