Chapter 279 – Horseman of Death (5)
I was impressed by the Ulsterians pointing their bows at us in the dark woods.
I can see that you are wary of us. Something was wrong with the village, so it was natural to be wary of people coming from the direction of the village.
‘It’s a problem since we do it from the forest.’
If Ulsterians aren’t even elves, will they live in the forest?
Perhaps you have to go through that forest to find their village. So, this was a little over the line. Isn’t it an act of inspecting the road in front of one’s own yard?
“Stop there, stranger! Entering the forest, it is not allowed!!”
If anyone hears it, they’ll think it’s an elf with a speech impediment. I made an impression.
We needed to go to the holy place of bicorns in that forest. The disputes of the people of this region are nerve-wracking and pitiful, but it is difficult to get stuck here.
─Sniffly.
I jumped off the driver’s seat and got off. I was thinking of trying to convince them.
“Hello! Can you hear me there! We have business in the forest that is not yours——fuck?”
As I shouted, my face hardened. I, who had the eyesight of a superhuman, was too dark to recognize.
That bastard’s son-in-law was naked.
He was an Ulster bodypainting warrior!
“Quaaaaa!!!”
I screamed at the unexpected eye socket. It was because between his thighs, as he was aiming his bow in a cautious pose in a tree, a dick-sized viper was squealing.
“Fuck the kid!! It’s a dog!! This is a violation of the Geneva Conventions!!”
A tribe of barbarians who are clumsy and clumsy!
It was a truly inhumane biochemical weapon. I could see the other side of the Nether Road, which I had seen while taking tears and mucus in the chemical and biological room, now again.
The romance of the Ulster Naked Village that people from other worlds have has been manipulated!
I was furious with the peddler who had sold me drugs on the carriages to Sargadis in the past.
What’s the value of a place teeming with such hideous boys!
Just like a tourist who entered a Japanese mixed bath with a pounding heart only seeing the drooping breasts of old men and women, and came back to realize the cruelty of the world, I suddenly felt terrorism in my eyes.
One of the differences between humans and monkeys is the presence or absence of clothes, but why are they trying to go back to the age of barbarism!
Are the similarities in pronunciation between barbarians and barbarians mere coincidence?
No! It can’t be! The common denominator between the barbarians of former times and the barbarians of today is the Barbary!
I was drowning in lamentation. It was pitiful to see them throwing material of discrimination at the fucking racists.
It’s a lie. It’s not pitiful. It’s disgusting.
[You bastard bastard!! Please put on some clothes!!]
I shouted in the words of Ulster. Our wives have shrunken cubs in this cold, so what are they showing us? Shall I crush your groin with a fucking stone?
‘No, wait! The racism in me!’
There is no fair discrimination in the world. There was no law saying you could make a Britannian breakfast with that sausage and egg just because you were a barbarian-man.
As soon as I gave a shout, the least well-dressed young Ulster descended from the tree. Jumping like a monkey, he took a manly fall and shouted at me.
[He who knows the words of Erinn! For some reason, it is heading towards our village!]
[Wear clothes, so why are you alumni!! I’m going to go to the forest, not the village, bastard!!]
I stopped using honorifics. That bastard was at least wearing Tarzan panties, so she was caught off guard, and it was because she saw a rolling elephant while taking a fall. The five senses strengthened by mana were so resentful.
[Forest? There is nothing in this forest! Are you trying to fool us! Don’t lie!]
Fuck you don’t have My wife’s relatives live there.
I was going to a different world non-virgin land, but when the gatekeeper of the queer festival popped out of nowhere, my eyes dizzy.
The annoying thing was that I couldn’t explain it. I can’t carelessly talk about the Holy Land of Bicorn. Even if I thought they were cheating, I had nothing to say.
[Delos! In vain! Gentiles do not back down with words! Let’s drive it out by force!]
The third Ulster naked shouted.
I had to panic in a different way this time, because it was a woman who shouted.
It was, after all, a young woman. A Payo Yen female warrior who only scribbled with dye on her naked body.
Amman, even my wives wouldn’t like it when I stared at another woman’s naked body. I could feel the wives snooping in the carriage. I quickly looked away.
[Utrin! Wait! Don’t get excited!]
[Excitement? I’m cool!]
A female warrior with a sword jumped from a tree. She swung her sword at me leading her. I kept putting it in the scabbard to see if I had the least thoughts, but I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed.
‘Sudden acceleration like this again?’
Is there a rage virus flowing in Germania? I had a useless thought, but I could see that it was not a useless idea.
─Tuck!
She grabbed her scabbard with her bare hand. The female warrior looked at my hand in embarrassment. Thinking of overpowering her, she went full swing, which was a surprise since she was easily hooked.
I looked at her body painting and half-opened her eyes.
“Also.”
The skin of a naked female warrior approaching the light of the lantern! There was black paint applied there. It is the paint for the kiln oak that the president of Tustars had sprayed.
Damn, it was distributed until here.
‘Gorgalia and Nidavellir aren’t even close.’
I gave a warning like that, but the lord didn’t work?
No Even if she fucking took care of her own country and spread the news to neighboring countries, the information wouldn’t have come to these naked people in the countryside.
[Hey, lady. Perhaps a tattoo on the body of an ajumma──]
[This, the guy who doesn’t know this figure!]
However, the female warrior suddenly screamed. I noticed her when I was about to ask why her eyes were so open. Because her white face was reddened.
[I, greedy eyes like licking a warrior’s body like that! Do you have no honor!]
[No shit. When I hear it from a barbarian girl, I get goosebumps.]
If that’s the case, don’t take off or walk around.
I thought so, but was frustrated that my monologue sounded like a sex offender.
But if it’s just a mini skirt or a dress that cuts through the chest, anyway, how should I handle the gaze when I’m walking around naked? I can’t take my eyes off the attacker.
What the hell Is it an all-weather passive Me Too attack? You lead the era by about 10 centuries.
Maybe we weren’t the barbarians of this world?
[Die, shameless old man!]
As I lost my mind and searched for something to say, the female warrior spun around and drew her sword. Hey, the effect of anger control disorder paint is certain.
[Utrin!!! I told you to stop!!!]
Tarzan Man roared from behind, but it was too late to stop the first step of the year, whether it was Utrin or Geborin.
Of course, there was nothing difficult to stop.
─Puck!
I raised my arm to guard the blade. And honestly, I was very surprised.
Beast Return’s mana coating was activated only on his arm, but when his self-attack was blocked, the female warrior attempted a second attack like lightning. The mana coating aimed at his side, which could not be blocked.
I thought about it for a while, but I just accepted it. The power of the attack was confirmed. It didn’t look like it would hurt.
[Huh?!]
Naked Geworin was the flagship. She avoided what appeared to be some kind of defensive magic, so I slashed her at the waist, probably because her seeds didn’t work either.
[Uh, how!]
[Because of the giant skin armor. I also had a hard time breaking through this.]
[Keep-!]
He turned her bracelet into a spear and slapped her thighs. Her naked female warrior let out a loud, warrior-like scream. She was hit with a spear and she didn’t know why she was trying to die.
[It’s crazy to be hit first, but it’s because of the medicinal effect, so let’s look at it.]
─Puck! I hit her on her knees with the spear that retrieved her chin.
She just playfully stroked her mop with her broken mop during school cleaning, and she passed out immediately.
‘As an adventurer, it’s probably a silver class.’
Did I mention that the average skill of Ulsterians is high? If a idioty, hillbilly warrior living in a rural village was in the silver class, it would have made such a sound.
If so, the person who stopped Mr. Geborin over there would be at least a gold class.
I didn’t really want to open a confrontation because I had a strong feeling, but even if I counterattacked, would it be resolved with words?
─Pae Aeeng!
I don’t think so. I saw the flying arrow and thought so.
It might be a fucking strong attack, so I grabbed the arrow roughly while avoiding it. It was an iron arrow with a terribly sharpened arrowhead. Thank god. Power was nothing.
[Exhibitionist Mister. Are these toy arrows? If you get hit, you will only get sick and not die?]
[Uh, huh?]
[Isn’t it? But why do you shoot something like this in the stomach of a fucking person, you bastard.]
I grabbed the arrow and threw it at the bowman.
─Quaak!!
The arrow went all the way to the feather near his head, which stood on a branch. [Gerture]’S javelin technique was included, but I don’t know if it was a threat. Because they are the ones who shoot arrows because their colleagues are hit.
[… Suck!]
The Ulster warrior held his breath, but he seemed to be a more skilled warrior than Mr. Geborin, an idiot suffering from anger control disorder. Because he didn’t show ugliness and he had new arrows.
Tarzan Man, whose face hardened, raised his spear while grieved.
[… Sorry. He who knows the words of Erinn. This time we passed.]
[Yes? I agree with that too, but why do you talk and play separately with your son? Is pointing a spear a sign of apology in this town?]
[I have no words to give back. The wrong is what we did. However, you can’t just walk away from here. As a descendant of Erinn, prestige is at stake.]
[Did you attack first and lose?]
[It means repeating words. You can’t just say you can’t let them in and then run away with your tail curled up.]
Is it the law of barbarians? It’s an uncompromising belief, but it was violent, so it seemed like I knew why they were viewed in a bad way.
‘In a world where there is no respect for culture or compromise, it would look like shit if I was bothered by such talk.’
Also, if you get sucked in by the naked Juji rattles and get fucked, you’ll want to talk behind your back.
I don’t want to defend the savage drip, but I know the reason for discrimination.
[I will knock you down and kick you out! Receive the Spear of Erinn!]
Tarzan Man came running with her spear lowered. I turned the windmill and prepared a counterattack.
It was then.
[Auuuuu──!!!]
An inhuman howl spread from his mouth.
I opened my eyes wide. Because it’s a pronunciation that can’t be pronounced with human vocal cords? No way. What surprised me was the wolf-like mana coating on his limbs.
─Push shot!
The spear flew with a sound like a crossbow shot.
I unleashed the first poomsae of Guertur’s counterattack. It is a technique to block cold weapons at close range by stirring the spear. Noticing my skill, I entwined the spear that was trying to escape through the periphery like a vine and deflected it.
[Kuu!]
[Hmm.]
Tarzan Man, who had been pushed out of power, was forced into his retreat because I also reflexively turned on Beast Regression. But it was impossible for me to pursue any further. The enemy’s grip was stronger than I thought.
‘It’s stronger than it looks.’
I didn’t even have scouters attached to my eyes, so I couldn’t measure how strong they were.
Still, when you reach the level of a master, you can see how strong or how tough your opponent is. In that sense, it meant that Tarzan Man emitted stronger power than I thought.
I scanned Tarzan Man’s arms and legs with mana doll clothes.
‘… It’s a little different. But it’s similar.’
There are people who know the secrets of Ulster all over the place. I stole my nose.
It seemed that he would experience a series of unexpected encounters in the place where he came to study the mobile magic circle. It was a contact that would have been dangerous if both sides were careless or lacking in skill.
‘I can see why the bastards who fought with me got fucked up.’
Maybe they were careless because I looked like a dick.
I just looked at me as a jerk and tried to have a fun party before giving a real education to the newbie, but the newbie was in a good mood and hit Fullcom.
Even if you try to wake up in a hurry and play hard game, the level of ‘hard game’ that you tried with your mentality crispy will be there. At least that warlock unicorn pup seems to have been pushed back.
It seems that the car has been getting stronger lately, so it seems that Thor Zap has been wearing electric armor from the beginning.
[Haap!!]
Tarzan Man, not recognizing my beast return, tried to attack with a spirited spirit.
‘Because Beast Regression is just a physical strengthening magic.’
I didn’t even recognize the Ulster doctor, Hyromain, but I wanted something else for them. I energized my limbs to subdue them firmly and quickly.
“Trade and trade affairs.”
──Attack Fighter The 1st Poomsae’s chain attack.
“Seongseongmangeum (星成萬禽).”
I flipped it upside down and swung the spear I held three times.
My spear flashed several times in the blink of an eye, even if it was worse than Nefertiti’s attack once.
It was an attack that skillfully unfolded the strength and speed ahead of the opponent. It can also be said that it is pushed with specs.
─Kwajik!
Tarzan Man’s spear, which lacked strength, broke and bounced off. When the blocking spear was shattered, he allowed the spear’s blows to the legs and shoulders.
[Aaaaah!!]
Tarzan Man knelt down as if he had been hit by Iljin’s skilled jigun. Perhaps because his concentration was released, the wolf form of his limbs disappeared. As expected, this was different from Beast Return.
‘Should I say it’s a degraded version of Beast Return?’
Did the output decrease in exchange for increased versatility? It was difficult to grasp the defensive power, so I gave it too much power.
That magic doesn’t seem to increase defense like beast return.
[… Putting warmth in your hands, what do you think?]
Tarzan Man asked. If he had been hit with a spear, the person who was hit would know that he would have become a Ta / Zan / Man. I said as I put the spear pole on my shoulder.
[Why? This isn’t even a life-or-death fight. It seems like you have a lot to do with the kids.]
[A loser has no right to argue. If my wisdom takes the place of death, I will gladly do so.]
It’s nice that this is cool. Sensing people coming out of the carriage, I was about to ask a question, but I kept my mouth shut. It was because a strange popularity appeared again.
[Remove the spear. Warrior of the heathen.]
What appeared from the forest was a woman with her eyes closed. She was wearing thin clothes and had thick tattoos on her visible flesh. What did you say about those clothes? Missy dress?
In any case, Ulsterians seemed to have a strong preference for unfamiliar clothes.
You wear that and walk around the woods? Do you want to tear your clothes like the mahjong you see in old game rooms?
Why the fuck Dana doesn’t have a hobby like that. I think I’d look damn ugly if I went around naked, even if only at my house.
In any case, the Ulsterian, who seemed to be not even wearing underwear, said with her plump breasts bobbing ashamedly.
[Please come to the village. As the chief who leads the descendants of Erinn, I will answer the question.]
The patriarch in the Missy dress.
Should I kick it even if I don’t like it? I already have a headache.
