Chapter 263 – Tomb (1)
After leaving the store, we headed to Zoid’s house.
Why not go to the inn?
It made sense if you think about it for a bit. As soon as the events that broke out in the city calmed down, the dirty people returned to the inn?
If I were the inn owner, I would immediately run to the police box. Damn, there’s a terrorist among our guests!
Anyway, we roam the alleys while playing the role of unwanted criminals.
【You slugs!! Hurry up and move!!]
【Above Two Stars!! It even started a fire with lightning!! Are the wizards still there!!]
As soon as we got out of the store, the turmoil in the streets seemed to be within reach.
At the guards running, the citizens who woke up and came out wondering what was going on were stunned!
When drunk people who were drunk and sleeping on the road were mixed in, it was a crucible of chaos.
It was natural. At 3:00 a.M., They were screaming and screaming while going kuru-kwang-kwang-hwi-oh-fung-funk.
It was natural to wake up when a storm blew and lightning rained down, even if you were carrying a person while sleeping. Our party members turned the city upside down.
【Thubeol. The road may be blocked What are you going to do?】
Zoid came and peeked down the alley and said.
As he said, our unnecessarily competent guards in the other world placed people in every nook and cranny they had to pass through in the back alleys. This is to prevent the perpetrators of this incident from escaping.
‘But we can’t be easily caught either.’
If you get caught doing human-barley rice with the guards here, you will end up eating bean rice or bean bread in the detention center.
‘Fuck. Thinking about it makes me feel like a dick.’
I died of the chews that threaten the city.
I know it’s inevitable because it’s the rule of law, but it was unfair.
I feel it every time I live as Arthur Wayne, but it seems that it is more important for a dark hero not to get caught and stand out after committing a crime than to beat a criminal.
[I have to pierce it. I use methods to avoid violence as much as possible.]
I raised my mana while answering that.
‘I should use the mana I gained from defeating Enrir at this time.’
Our Magic Kidruid Nord was in peak form because his maximum MP increased by about twice.
Although the spearman Nord’s muscles were squeezed like a mop, so he seemed to be going after it.
─Fuhuaaaaagh!
It completely took over the back alley by spraying a normal mist. Smoke grenade is ON.
Huge fog covering almost an entire city block!
Parts of the city were completely covered in the mist I exhaled. Although the area covered by the fog was small, it was almost a few hundred meters wide.
‘Even if I did it, it’s a bit admirable.’
It’s just water vapor, but at this concentration, it was impossible to ignore.
Even in a coastal city with frequent Amman fog, this is an unusual phenomenon! The guards held their spears vigilantly.
【Large, prepare! It’s magic, maybe!!]
【Unite and back to back! After the surprise attack——]
[Jackson, Jackson! Suddenly muyahoeheheh——]
I sprayed them with sleeping gas as they were blinded.
The tense guards took a deep breath and inhaled the sleeping gas.
How easy is it to distinguish only sleeping gas in the same fog? Even if I could feel mana, it would all feel the same because it was all my mana fog.
‘Somehow this rune magic seems to pick up mulberries considering what I’ve learned.’
─Blow up. Fluff.
Guards passing out after drinking sleeping gas!
There were some guards who endured with burning will from time to time, but those people were blinded when Frank, who had become Assassin Mode, took advantage of the fog and blew a chop on the back of the neck.
The short Dwarf guards made way for us so we could have a good night’s sleep during the night shift.
‘I’m sorry.’
So that they don’t have to pay the price of lupine, I’ll have to tell the lord later.
Watching the guards stretch out like petrels, Zoid stuck out his tongue.
【… I thought he was a master just by using his body, but his magic is no less than that. Our city guards also have a lot of guys who are doing their bit while fighting crime syndicates.]
I wonder if the fog that neutralized the security arrangements in the alleyway looked quite frightening.
I laughed bitterly at Mamamoo’s unintentional performance. It is the second coming of the killer in the foggy night.
It seems that I, too, have begun to acquire the skills to call myself a real wizard.
Until one or two months ago, it was magic and all I learned was a skill that buffed physical attacks.
【This is it. Come in.]
Zoid’s house was a small one-story rented house.
It was easy to get into because it was not a townhouse. Once inside, we barely caught our breath.
─Click.
Zoid took out a potion from the safe and healed the injured head.
【I should go to the blacksmith guild. The city was noisy, so I probably won’t be able to come back tonight.]
Zoid wiped away his blood and said.
It was a de facto declaration of farewell. He and we seemed to have many points of contact, but we were few. If we part like this, we will probably never see each other again.
So I looked for comforting words to say to him.
Chairman Sang was a bastard to be released to the world, but he was also Zoid’s family. How could he remain calm when his own brother was stabbed in the heart and died right in front of him?
【I’ll just say this before I leave. … Thank you.]
─Nodding off.
Contrary to what I thought, Zoid bowed deeply to us.
To be precise, it was to Fran.
【Even though I’m lame, I know how to be polite. I have no intention of defending my ugly brother. I don’t know about the lady’s situation, but I’m probably the one who needs to ask her forgiveness.]
Perhaps it was a sincere apology, he said in a rare polite tone.
[Still, my gratitude is sincere. Thank you very much. For allowing my older brother to leave the world without committing any more sins.]
【… I do not resent Mr. Zoid. I am truly grateful. It must have been a very difficult decision to punish the family directly.]
Frank answered calmly, as if he understood his feelings. At Uri Fran’s words, Zoid stole his nose.
【My older brother had to pay for his sins, and I wanted him to stop the wrongdoing. This is more comfortable for me than knowing the result after everything ends in a place I don’t know.]
─Thump. Zoid pounded his chest.
【From now on, I will find out why my older brother did this. I won’t ask for help It’s just because I have something I want to do with my whole life.]
【… It will be dangerous. There is a possibility that someone like Enrir will come looking for his life.]
Even at my words of concern, he only shrugged his shoulders.
【I know too. But even after you die, you won’t be able to hear your older brother call you a coward, right? Unlike my older brother, I have no family to lose. … I didn’t even know that my older brother started a family.]
Zoid’s determination seemed firm. You probably won’t listen even if I tell you. He only replied that he knew, but it seemed like he wouldn’t follow.
Perhaps persuasion with words would be futile.
It is not a forager’s job to destroy a man’s sincere goal because it is dangerous.
I pointed at the chieftain’s shield—it regained its original function while I brought it back.
【Would you like to take the Chairman’s equipment?】
【Okay. Any more clues for the enemies to follow me? Even if it’s not that, I’m just disturbed because I think of my older brother’s face. Brothers, take them all with you.]
Indeed, it is.
If we reveal it and use it, it will be like advertising to Enrir’s organization that we killed the president of the company and invaded it.
It would have to be done by changing its appearance before using it or only using it in a place where no one else was around, but that was not something an ordinary warrior like Jade would attempt alone.
Anyway, thank you for giving it away for free. I tapped the pouch on my waist.
【All right. I’ll give you some cash, so please accept it.]
When I said that, Zoid laughed as well, as if his smile was evident even with the mask on.
【Hehe. Put your conscience in the safe and go. Even if there are too many, it would be difficult to explain the source.]
I got this preemption. It was the most difficult way to determine the amount, but I was able to nod my head coolly.
【I think all of what my older brother said was bullshit, but I would especially deny that I have no discerning eye for people. I must have been lucky to meet the hyungs.]
After cleaning his sword and armor, he grabbed the doorknob and said,
【I can go and see. Have a good day. Suspiciously kind people.]
The sunburnt blonde Quarter Dwarf said goodbye to us with a kind smile.
We let go of Zoid’s back as he left the road.
Breaking up with someone you only met briefly.
It’s a strange experience that I’ve been through a few times and now I’m adapting to it and not adapting to it.
Wishing him only luck and good things in his future, I threw a gold bar into the safe left in this room. Please use it as best you can.
Financial therapy is always right. It will also help with heartache.
It seemed that the wounds of losing my family would be nothing more than applying ointment, but I decided to think that way.
***
Anyway, after leaving the relationship for a while like that.
“Deeeee… It’s snowing, I’m juggernaut…”
I lay down helplessly in my seat.
It was good to coolly break up with the feeling of being encroached on by machoism, but when the tension was relieved, the exhaustion finally came.
“Ugh.”
Ralilura supported me as I tried to reach the floor.
Of course, our junior’s clothes were stained with traces of ooze or potion, but she looked worried about me as if she didn’t know that.
“Senior, are you in a lot of pain?”
“Just not that much… It hurts a little bit. Neg-senpai, it’s fucking medium rare right now.”
“… Senior, aside from joking, your physical condition isn’t real, right? Surely not all of them were struck by that loud Kwak Kwak Kwa Kwang lightning?”
“Everything. If you tried, did you get 2 or 3 hits? If all of that was right, you guys would have had to weave the coffin for me to enter.”
“Don’t talk shit, lie down. Looking at it, I only got a quick treatment with a cheap potion I found somewhere.”
─Flutter. Dana took off her robe, laid it on her bed, and glared at her.
“You used up the Elixir I brought with you. If you don’t treat it quickly, will it be scarred for the rest of your life?”
“Even if you have a scar, you can get treatment…”
I replied in a low spirits, but I did as I was told to lie down. What did they say adrenaline? Morphine? As if the secretion of the same thing had stopped, the strength in the body was drained.
─Suck.
Dana sat down next to me, and her Veronica sat down, and Fran gave me a pillow for her lap as she fell in love. I was a little embarrassed to be surrounded by her wives.
“… Franc. You don’t have to pay attention to me.”
“No. I will care.”
Fran stabbed my cheek while half-opening her eyes.
“Don’t think of me, just stay calm. Because Norr is hurt like this because of me, it just makes me more disturbed.”
“It’s not like that, Fran. It’s your job, how can I act like someone else? All of my injuries are because I am not good enough.”
As I sucked my face off, Dana clicked her tongue as she used her healing magic.
“I know, you asshole. A bastard you know so well, come to the front and back, browned and browned? If you don’t think you can win alone, you should have jumped out and joined us.”
“No, Shibamba. You’re a bad woman Is it because I didn’t see Nunna fight that crazy bastard? She just spewed from her hand, spewed lightning, wielded Mjolnir, and it was no joke.”
“… Mjolnir?”
Veronica responded to the words that sounded familiar, then she spoke as if she wasn’t going to break the flow of the conversation.
“My dear. You will understand Dana said she had to help you in three seconds after her thunder rang and she was about to break through the wall. Then she almost got her head broken by the hammer he threw at her.”
“… Do you have eyes?”
“… Bite it All three of us were afraid of becoming widows without children.”
As Dana excused herself, she tugged at my cheek. Her face is red
But why do Ilke our wives keep craving and stabbing their husbands in the cheek?
“By the way, I and Lingling No. 3.5 grabbed that hammer!”
“Severe, here is my wife’s lifesaver. Priscilla-sama Thank you Berry Much. Loyalty Loyalty Loyalty.”
“Huheung. Can I be more grateful?”
I don’t even ask you to call me by my real name anymore. I savored Fran’s thighs as I felt my body getting heavier the more I received treatment.
Then, Lalilura also stuck to my side as if she was bored.
At the end of the bed, at my feet, I fell alone.
“It’s Ralilura. Isn’t the position selection strange?”
“Yeah? Don’t you think it’s the perfect sense of distance for me, who is unnoticed at a party of four couples?”
“Wow, this guy’s skill at making people trash is at the level of an expert.”
It’s all my fault As I waved the white flag, our party members briefly giggled and laughed. Now I have a feeling the fight is over. Yeah.
Veronica, laughing as if she was enjoying herself, touched my electrified hair.
“By the way, dear. Didn’t you just say Mjolnir?”
“Ah… If I were to explain it, it would be too damn long. My guess is more than half.”
Talking about it, the first part will be like bragging about my saga.
It is a fact known to all in the world that our wives are very understanding, but there is nothing that women despise more than the martial arts stories that men stretch out and tell!
“When was it not like that? I’ll let it go through one ear, so talk to me, you husband.”
“T_T. It was hard. Today’s match.”
“Don’t give a damn. How did you get more giblets than usual?”
“This snow or rhyme is coming. Your husband jokes about being sick, and your eyes are full of bugs.”
“Don’t be shy.”
“Do you know that it is defamation in fact?”
“Sue me. I’m going to pay alimony to my fucking husband.”
Ego. Why is my wife tickling like this today?
On the topic of treating my skin while ripping off the ripe skin with an expression that looks like I’m about to cry, my mouth and actions don’t match at all. Hey, are you crying?
“Uh—so what is that?”
Feeling apologetic, I blurted out what had happened.
“God was a weakling.”
“What dude?”
