Chapter 197 – Germania (4)
“… Yeah?”
Was it because he said it out of the blue? Lalilura, who was busily taking notes in her notebook, couldn’t understand what I was saying to 1Q. If that’s the case, you may have to say it 2-3 times. – Tuk-tuk. I tapped the note with my finger.
“You don’t need a reason to come to my house to play. You shamelessly knock on the front door, saying you came just because you were bored. Fran and Dana won’t show any dislike for you, right?”
The important thing was this. A sure thing her wives won’t reject Lari Lura! Depending on whether there is this certain answer or not, the difference will be fucking big.
We are a couple of three, so even if we are hated by just one person, we can leave in an instant.
How can I invite a guest if I don’t like Dana or Franc! That must be what Lalilura is worried about. She enjoys her newlywed life, and it’s perfectly fine to be hated by an extramarital woman.
“Eww…”
Larry Lura opened her mouth and made her blush. She must have been right in my thinking.
“… Hey there, old man? I wonder if it’s because she’s thinking about it a lot on her face? To be honest, I was confident in managing that expression until I was swayed by a senior like this.”
“Everything is visible to adults.”
I am the one who grew up with kids like you, you kid.
“Mr. Lee, why are you calling me a child again…”
Her face reddened, and Lalilura sighed.
When I giggled without replying, Lalilura pushed me on the back as if angry. It’s like a teenage girl’s reaction when she sees her father come into her house. I guess it feels roughly the same.
“I’ll do the rest myself, so seniors, just go to your room and do your business! She is studying and if there is something she does not understand, she will ask later!!”
“Are you mad at our Lalilura? Where did the kid who said he had a big fucking heart and turned a blind eye to everyone? Give me back the real Lalilura, this fake one.”
“Senior, even if you dunk it in real water, you still keep your mouth open♥!”
-Boom! I was pushed on my back and kicked out the living room door. Now I really don’t know who owns this house. Death I wasn’t the owner of this house? Death, whose house documents became pieces of toilet paper.
‘I’m 18 years old in a storm. It’s a tough time.’
Still, an adult like me takes care of the kids, so there was no need for a reason.
Back in the days when I was just Jammin, I used to play at the playground and go to the local super man and get a hard drive for free.
That super man and my father were fishing friends, so when I went on an errand for my father’s sake, he would serve a little boy who was less than 10 years old in a black bag.
That was the heart of Koreans in the 20th century.
The nostalgia of the past, swept away by redevelopment.
Therefore, I, who remember those days, had a noble duty to Kang Buk-ho, who was somewhere between a mold and a fossil. I have the duty to guide Pink Jammin, who is grown up here.
How beautiful is a society that gives as much as it receives! Lenin and Marx will see it in hell and weep, saying that communism has blossomed on a cactus.
“Hey, sorry. It’s my fault. Open it.”
I apologized and tried to go back into the living room, but Lalilura opened the door first. Then, it was Lalilura who only pokes her eyes through the crack in the door as if she never wanted to let me in.
What the fuck Is it the door of truth? Peeping Hole Season 2?
“… Are your sisters drinking? What is your senior?”
“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”
Ralilura fired a question through the crack in the door. She doesn’t understand what I’m asking, and when I ask again, she grumbles.
“My sisters like to drink. Even if it’s not expensive, I think you’ll be happy if I bring you a good beer. What do you like, senior? When she comes to play, she wants to bring a present from time to time.”
“… Me?”
I opened my mouth to that question.
I felt a bit stabbed in the back of the head.
‘What do I like?’
At first, it seemed that it did not exist in this world.
He didn’t enjoy drinking too much–just like he did when he got out of college–and he didn’t like being touched like Frank.
Like Dana, I like to read books, but the literature of this world doesn’t suit me. Because the literature of another world was a death-defying idea of whether it was pure literature with no fun or nonsensical nonsense.
‘──No, really, isn’t it?’
Was it the aftermath of living with the thought of leaving this world? Aside from our wives, it felt like there was nothing I wanted to do purely here.
“Senior?”
Larry Lura started talking strangely as I bruised her self-questioning. I woke up as if cold water had been poured on my head.
“Uh, no. I’ll think about it. There is nothing that comes to mind right now.”
“… Okay?”
Lalilura, who had been blinking her eyes, opened the door. ─Shasha shak! When I got back to the living room, I used the moonwalk to dodge it. It’s like a timid hedgehog.
When her eyes met hers and mine, Lari Lura played her teasingly.
“Aha♡! If I don’t need excuses, I’ll finish the interpretation today☆! Even if it doesn’t work, I can do it by myself if I go to the wizard guild library!”
“You’re going to be outspoken just because you got permission from this bastard.”
Didn’t think of that. If it was a magician’s guild, there would be an ancient Romanian dictionary.
“If you make a mistake, no matter what you do, you will be ashamed! If that’s the case, laughing it off is a top-notch clown☆!”
“Did you change your face into puppet parts while I was gone? The world is bloody bloody.”
As soon as you find out that it’s an excuse, you change your attitude. As I stared at her unkemptly, she brazenly puts her V up, an elated lari lula.
“Hehe. Since my senior said that being away from me is lonely~ It’s really annoying, but I’ll hang out with you♡? You are lucky to have a kind and cute junior like me!”
If you let go just a little bit, it’s ridiculous. I washed my face and set the capital on both my fingers. It is 10 rounds with 5 guns × 2 guns. Rari Lura, who was messing around, her face hardened.
“Vector—True Education Returns.”
“Wait a minute, senior. It’s been a while, ah! Oops… ♡?!”
Oh shit
Surprised, Lari Lula ducked her body, slightly missing her aim. ─Malang! I poked her in the side, but she was so fucking soft on my fingernails.
Did she say it was just in case? Could this be…
“… Did you gain weight?”
“… Will you hit me? Really?”
No, but it was not in a position to touch her breasts.
It’s true that her side is softer than before.
“Heh. What do you think? You might get a little fat. You only ate and slept for a month except when you went to work, didn’t you? Even if she bought what she wanted to eat, there was no one to stop her from eating, so if she leaned forward, her sides would get a bit of flab——”
“… ★!!”
─Meadak! With a silent clamor, I ran away from Lalilura, who was chasing me. From the top of her neck to her ear lobe, it looked like her face would explode if I touched her.
‘But it’s not my fault that he cried.’
Didn’t she cry herself and not me? Therefore, it can be said that my fault really converges to 0%. I am not a pervert who likes to make others cry.
‘I like it.’
After running away from Ralilura and going to the garden, I crossed my arms at the thought that came to my mind.
Fran and Dana said. I am a person who sets goals and moves. It’s not true because they told me, but I think it’s probably true.
Maybe that’s why.
For the 4 years I lived in a different world, I couldn’t find a hobby I personally liked.
‘Maybe I need to seriously think about this.’
Perhaps, as a Norse from another world, I might live until I become a good-looking grandpa, but there was a limit to writing down my favorite things as Fran and Dana.
If you are a macho, isn’t it a way to have a cool hobby without neglecting your family! I wrote “Find a hobby” On a notepad.
We’ll find this out later. Even if I suffered alone, the answer did not come out.
‘If you think about it, it will happen. Shall we practice spearmanship?’
I couldn’t go back to the living room, but I was able to get out the window. I took the rune stone and spear and went to the garden.
No one seemed to be spying, but I looked carefully and turned on the image of the rune stone. The house was surrounded by a wall, so there were no puppies to spy on.
─Can you hear me well? From now on, I will teach you who have acquired this rune stone, my spearmanship [Geirtýr].
Whiririk-! As soon as the mana was put in, the spearmanship instructor Nunna was summoned.
Looking at it again, it’s an asshole. If I made up my mind to kill myself, I would have shrunk my cheeks and the full contents would leak out.
─Guerture has 9 attack stances and 9 counterattack stances.
Of course, a video is a video anyway. What I’m saying is the same as last time.
But that didn’t mean it wasn’t scary. I know 3D horror movies are fake, but my heart is pounding. Take some strength out of your sister’s eyes, fuck you.
I mimicked the warrior’s intimidating posture while nervous.
He is a person who cuts his introduction short and only says what he has to say. I thought what to do if I quickly showed them roughly what they were teaching and asked them to follow along, but fortunately that wasn’t the case.
—Next, I will explain the posture. The first form of attack stance is like this.
I got out of the window and swung the spear.
Surprisingly, even though the video supports sound, there was no sound of the window cutting through the wind. Maybe it was because my skills had improved a lot compared to before, and I could see how crazy that level was.
‘Tsubeol. He’s a deceased person in the other world.’
Pantsmen and pantsgirls who stick dildos in the laws of physics with one iron bar! He was such a freaking Technician Master that the spears recorded in the Rune Stone were blinding.
Well, that’s why the god of blindness, Nick Fury Alternate, must have named spearmanship because he liked it. In the modern world, the Mithril class would have been the lower limit. My cheeks tremble with fear.
‘Oh shit. Let’s focus, focus.’
Rune Stone Human has a messed up interface and doesn’t even have a pause function. Like a real-time professor’s note-erasing technique, if he thought about something else for a second, he would fall behind.
“Kiyo oh oh oh!!”
Booung – tsk!
I imitated the posture with spirited spirits, but I should be able to know if I copied it properly. I tasted it. Even if I look like a spear, wouldn’t it be okay because I’m just swinging the same way?
—The following is the first form of the counterattack stance.
Chang Nunna’s lecture continued.
The explanation was rough and the progress was fast, as if asking you to understand it yourself, but it was worth remembering the posture. It was because there was no complicated posture.
‘It was helpful to read the spearmanship manual and practice for a month.’
[Gerture] Was not so unusual spearmanship in terms of posture alone. Or, like martial arts magazines, which the old-timers like, each herb has a trick, but it could be that I’m an idiot and didn’t notice it.
‘Is the reason why there are 18 postures because they respect the 18 runes created by Odin?’
Still, there was no posture that was roughly inserted by matching the assortment. It is all logically organized technology. There was also a case where they told me what kind of situation they were writing in response to.
——This is the posture of shooting down enemies shooting magic from the sky. Grasp the middle of the spear pole and fly through it.
It didn’t help much, though.
“Fucking dog. So explain how you fly.”
I just learned with my body that there is no way to explain a genius well. They didn’t even demonstrate the 3D aerial killing method to see if there was something impossible even with the rune stones. Wake up, you know.
Oh, but there were things I could say for sure.
This spearmanship could only be copied by treating one’s own mana like a limb at a “Minimum”.
“If you can’t use mana~ you can’t fight~.”
I follow the 18 postures to learn. As the words say to combine and apply, spearmanship was a basic stance. Just mimicking the shape is roughly finished.
Bung-tsu!
My spear hit the bread of the wind hard.
I am Nord, a druid of nature raping hell.
Raped the wind today. Tomorrow I will rape the water.
“My child.”
Trying to imitate Amman’s posture was all but futile. When I thought that it was useless like running a squirrel on a treadmill, only miscellaneous thoughts came to mind.
I stuck the spear into the floor.
─Patter. Dripping sweat. My body was drenched in sweat, probably because I hadn’t turned on Beast Return.
‘Mana, why can’t I move?’
When I tried to open 【Gerture】, I felt as if mana jumped out of my body.
But it was so fucking stiff that it wouldn’t move. It was just annoying, like putting starch water or mud in a water gun and shooting it. This happened every time I imitated the herb, so my concentration continued to be disturbed.
It just feels like doing bench presses in a poopy state.
When I cool my head, what comes to mind is a top-class dead figure among people I know. I opened my mouth and pulled out my notebook. He turned the pages, enjoying the cool autumn breeze.
‘After I fell into the sea of the other world with Lalilura, I wrote it somewhere here…’
──There is.
This is a tip from Nefertiti.
I roughly wiped the sweat on my pants and read the text with my eyes. Nefertiti’s expressionless face and toneless voice came to mind like a voiceover.
──Create a systematic attack like a magic spell.
—You just need to turn your mana into the most comfortable and familiar path inside your body.
—The skills made that way are the strongest and fastest.
‘Is it a familiar and convenient way for Mana to move?’
Damn, isn’t this the perfect tip for me! I glared at the notes.
