Chapter 110 – Welcome to Golem Trouble (12)
“Hehe. What. It’s just a hit with the evidence you’ve gathered. Never blind faith.”
I shook hands and held out my flippers.
Even when I received praise, I wasn’t happy at all. Don’t put me in jail for obstruction of justice later saying, ‘That wasn’t it, fuck you.’
Let’s go south with this now.
You know, trouble.
“It’s not like that. In fact, even though we heard the story of getting the Power Stone from the Hobgoblin, we couldn’t connect the two cases.”
“… Well, finding out where the goblins are hiding won’t do much good. If they could have stolen it, it must have been a hideout that was abandoned a long time ago.”
“Of course I know that. Still, it can be inferred that the Warlock is plotting something from hiding place to place.”
Cromwell lowered his voice.
“All of these people are competent, but because of that, at the conference, each person can only self-righteously assert his own experience and speculative conclusions. It’s embarrassing, but I did too.”
“Yes. I understand.”
But. Because the people of this world are not used to logical reasoning.
Because those people lack the ability to develop logic? No way. Rather than that, it was because subjective opinions were mixed up every time I made a reasoning.
“Mr. Nord has achieved far superior results than we have by simply laying the groundwork that no one can refute based on the facts.”
It was as Cromwell said. Because in this world, people who are not good at so-called ‘thinking only about the facts’ were common.
Even on my home planet, inductive reasoning or positivism through evidence was a culture that had just appeared in history, so it was no wonder.
‘Even in the 21st century, there were many people who were fooled by bullshit, but what?’
Even in the same epidemic, someone gathers the symptoms of the disease to find out how it is transmitted and thinks about how to deal with it, but someone concludes that all epidemics are a conspiracy of the government and that if you get a vaccine, you will be implanted with a nanochip and become a slave to Bill Gates. Wasn’t it
When personal opinions are mixed in the development of logic, the person’s experience or personality is revealed in the conclusion even when the same problem is raised.
It was for the same reason that they accepted the brain fiction that I reasoned with only the exact facts.
“So it is no exaggeration to say that Mr. Nord taught me. Were you involved in academia back home?”
“No. I just had a chance to get a little education.”
Veterinary student on leave.
No, I guess I’m going to be treated like a dropout now.
“Okay. Then, I’m sorry for holding on to you for a long time, so I’ll get to the point.”
Cromwell took out a piece of paper and used his magic. ─Whiriririk! The ink spurted out and scribbled on the paper like a printing press.
“Mister Nord. If you are interested in magic or need wizard help, please stop by our guild.”
“Yes?”
“This is the proof that I, the Sorcerer of the Sargadis Branch, vouch for your identity. Even if you do not join the guild until I dispel the magic, you will be treated as a guild member at the Sargadis branch.”
Treated as a semi-guild member? Cromwell chuckled as I opened my eyes.
“It’s nothing. If you want to purchase magic or items that are only sold to guild members, just show this.”
So you’re saying this is like a Costco annual membership card (free)?
Even after receiving the paper, I was dumbfounded. You would have to pay for the items separately, but since it was a certificate that allowed you to use the membership store, it must have been quite valuable.
But there is no free favor anywhere in the world!
Didn’t you receive this and use it lightly, and then wake up one day and get your head shaved and locked up in the guild basement? That’s how you’ll be treated like a deduction goblin for the rest of your life.
I fell into such a delusion and ended up asking the question.
“Why are you giving all these precious things to a guy like me?”
“I will repeat. There is nothing to be humble about.”
It’s humility, it’s easygoing, and it’s burdensome why you’re giving me something like this. Cromwell slaps his hand gently.
“Because my hobby is to make connections from small meetings like this. Do not burden yourself.”
That’s how the representative of the magician’s guild left while capturing Gao, a man from another world.
And in front of me, there was only a woman who had been waiting for me to be left alone. You don’t even have to ask who she is. Because white hair was never common in this world.
“It’s been a while. Nord.”
Tyrsi smiled and said hello.
“It’s ‘Nice to meet you’ ever since we last met in the sewer. Yes?”
“Heh. Yes. ‘Do you think so?’ It’s been a while.”
It’s been a long time since we met as Nord instead of Arthur Wayne. We laughed like grade schoolers sharing a secret prank.
“Haha. I was surprised anyway. I never thought Tyrsi would be here.”
She was surprised by that.
Tirshi’s magic skills are excellent. She is, but is she deliberately recruited as a combat agent? I know she doesn’t know much about combat magic, and she can’t even strengthen her body with mana.
“She was chosen by Mr. Cromwell,” She said. In reality, it’s the same as the Warlock Countermeasures Alliance, right? Because of the careful selection of trustworthy people, even a 7-star wizard like me got a seat.”
“That must be really hard… 7 stars?”
I stopped talking and murmured indifferently.
If it wasn’t for the blue screen popping up on my elite-memory center, I’m sure Tyrsi would have been 8-star?
“Whoop whoop. Did she notice? Yeah! Yes! I got a promotion!”
─Puy! Tyrsi smiles and throws a V. Seeing how proud they were, I applauded them with joy.
“Congratulations! I heard this good news. It must be because of his passion for magic and his ability to be evaluated.”
“Do you want to? I hope so.”
As if embarrassed, Tirshi hid his face in his hands. He has been recognized for his skills, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about.
“I guess you were trusted and selected for this alliance thanks to your usual diligent conduct?”
“Oh, what is that? It’s in many ways. For example——like the archaeologist who hid his identity, he punished the teacher in charge of the guild, who was a festering lump?”
Tyrsi said mischievously. I gave a small chuckle at those words.
“This. I don’t know who it is, but that person must be very proud, right?”
“Then I would be overjoyed. By the way, will Nords participate in the golem subjugation this time too?”
“Yes. I don’t have the skills to join the warlock squad, but I intend to participate in catching golems.”
To be honest, I don’t have time to fit in here. Our boss who is a bonehead—— No, even the head of the branch had to step back from the center of the alliance while babbling.
Tirshi’s face brightened as if he was happy with my words.
“Ah, that’s right! Because of my skills, I wonder if I will be placed there in actual battles. Maybe we’ll meet on the spot?”
“Heh. At that time, please give us great support like last time. I will protect you diligently.”
“That’s good. Will you believe me?”
From a while ago, for some reason, this lady’s eyes were so burdensome. I don’t know why she’s like that, so I massage her face.
“What did you put on my face?”
“Whoops. Nope? You are handsome.”
“Compared to your cool fashion sense, you have a unique sense of aesthetics.”
It was the first time he had been called handsome by a woman other than Fran. My mother also said, ‘Baby. She said things like, ‘She hits me in the face’.
What the hell do you mean by slapping your face, mother?
Being attacked by a string blow, I felt the ruthless arrival of salmon instinct wanting to go home and said.
“Oh, I really must go now. Tirsi, too, do your best in the remaining meetings.”
“Yeah! I’ll do my best!”
Look at the answer. After saying good-bye to the white-haired wizard girl, I also ran to the inn.
There was also a good item called a free ticket to the wizard guild (with additional payment), but rather than that, I wanted to rest in Fran’s chest.
***
When I returned to the inn, Fran had become Lalilura’s puppet.
“Oh.”
“Oh.”
“Det?”
I don’t even know what I’m talking about, but I actually did. Ralilura, who was standing on the bed, was connecting the thread of 〈 Puppet 〉 to Fran’s body and controlling it.
“Fuck me soon. What the hell happened while I was taken to someone else’s job?”
“Whoops. You got caught~♡?”
Lalilura slyly announced to me who was dumbfounded.
“I am Lalilura, an evil first-class clown from the Warlock Association! Your lovely girlfriend has become my doll!”
“That is a very surprising fact. Fran. Don’t laugh, just explain.”
“Puhh. No, I was wondering if I could feel the mana if I was controlled by 〈 Puppet 〉 like I did with Nord last night.”
Fran, who was holding back a laugh, explained. Aha. 〈 Puppet 〉 is a magic that moves objects by connecting mana threads, so it might be a bit effective.
Lalilura was astounded like a magician who had uncovered the structure of her magic.
“Ah! She was bullying you, but why are you revealing it so easily!”
“I thought Nord was going to think about it for about 10 seconds before attacking?”
“Yes? Ah, I even thought ‘I drew out the sword, threw it, pulled Fran’s leg so that he couldn’t use it as a shield, and then jumped in and grabbed his head——'”
“I’m sorry, please save me!”
– Jump! Lalilura jumps and enters Wonsan bombing stance. She was so damn good. Even if she asked me to do it, I didn’t think I could do it so neatly.
“It’s a joke, so don’t stand up.”
“Senpai’s eyes weren’t a joke at all!!”
“Caught?”
It was also thanks to the fact that he had shaken off the rubbish this time, and that his thinking speed had increased little by little since awakening his mana. No, should it be because of this?
It’s 99% a joke, but I just multitasked because of the 1% possibility. I can’t even tell the difference between a joke.
“Yap! I’m taking my anger out on my older sister who makes fun of me☆!”
Larry Lura evoked 〈 puppet 〉 with her dance chant followed by her fran body followed by her sex poses.
Chu~!
After the forced sexy provocation by blowing her kiss on me, Fran went on a rampage as her face turned red.
“Lah, Lalilulaat!! You are real!!”
“Ah?! Don’t force it! Will the magic break?!”
─Purrrr! Fran brushed her body like a puppy that had been in and out of water. Then the thread of her 〈 puppet 〉 swayed and broke like a disheveled wifi.
“Come on!! Anyway, get scolded, come to your senses!!”
“Aha♡! I’m sorry~!!”
– Jump! Jump!
Two beautiful girls frantically run around the inn room.
It’s worth watching this channel. If there was popcorn, I would like to watch while eating. Since there is corn in another world, wouldn’t it be possible to make it if you try it?
“Sunbae♡! Save me~!”
Lalilura runs away and uses me as a shield to hide. This shit. Is she sticking out of the screen? It was fucking 4D.
“Nor! Grab Lalilura!”
“Yes.”
─Break! I grabbed Lalilura automatically, like an air conditioner turned on by a remote control.
─It’s a dream.
It was a Lalilura whose eyes grew as large as a bird caught in a human hand.
“Senior. You know I feel like I’ve been betrayed right now, right?”
“I don’t know haha.”
I handed over the arrested criminal to Fran.
Fran hits Lalilura’s back with her mother smash. Lalilura popping like a squid on her fire.
“Kyaaaaa!! It hurts!! It hurts more than the captain!!”
“I didn’t do it wrong!!”
“Well done!!”
So much scolded, Lalilura stretched her ass out on her bed. I said as I took off her armor.
“Hey. Lalilula. Go to your room and sleep.”
“Don’t you think that senior and unnie are too strict with me?”
“There is a saying in Kitai that it is self-sufficient.”
“Weird. Then I have to be pretty.”
“If you are, then so be it. Only in your imagination.”
Porong~. I made a sound effect with my mouth. Larry Lura slammed her face into her bed and then she rubbed her nose as she got up.
“By the way, senior? How about asking Mr. Dorca to change the bed sheets?”
“Why? What do you smell?”
“Yes. It has a slightly sweet, salty, sour smell. Well, it doesn’t smell that bad!”
“Sweet and salty…”
“Sour… ?”
Fran and I exchanged glances with her. Her face went white and then flushed red.
So I pretended to be cool and answered.
“It must be an illusion.”
“Four? No no If you smell the slightly different color here——”
“It is an illusion. It’s an illusion anyway.”
We are a prospective bride and groom in their first month of cohabitation.
He wasn’t used to preparing for inviting guests to his room yet.
