Chapter 1014 – [Side Story] How Master Chuck Cheok Lives (7)
The story of how long you believed in Santa Claus is such a trivial story that it is not even a point of idle chatter, but the topic of how old you believe in your ancestors or the meaning of ancestral rites was a very sensitive topic.
Prior to the debate, I would like to clarify that my family is non-religious.
Because of that, I have known since childhood. No matter how grandly the table for the ancestral rites is set up, there is no reason for the deceased grandfather to complain behind the folding screen saying that the soup is too salty.
However, despite this, my family has held ancestral rites every holiday, and if you ask what the reason is, the answer is very clear.
“Other than times like this, it’s rare to get together as a family. It’s not difficult to prepare for my turn, and when Grandma is alive, I should visit her every holiday.”
“Father. I didn’t say anything.”
“Know. I was afraid you wouldn’t come to see me when I was old.”
“Since the filial son Kang Buk-ho came to see his elderly father like this, you don’t have to worry about that.”
“Who is the old man? These days, people in their 50s are the entrance to senior citizen centers, twins.”
If I went there, I would be pegged as youth president. Jeong-han, who has not even reached the retirement age, is in a mode where he has to die when he gets old. Infidel sadly.
In any case, the urgent task now was to appease and explain to the parents who were happy that the unfilial child was on vacation with a population + 2 event.
Let’s explain time with parents sitting down.
“You don’t have to leave now? Why?”
“Haven’t you forgotten? It’s okay that your mother bought all but a few dishes for the ancestral rite, but if you don’t want to get stuck in traffic, it’s better to go a little earlier?”
That’s right. It’s annoying to be blocked by people rushing by on the sidewalk, but when the road is so congested, it’s time for a wise man.
But this time, no worries.
“If my wife does chinkara hoi once, I wonder if you can frost pumpkins from grandma’s garden right now? Even if I don’t leave the day before, I don’t have to worry about traffic congestion or parking.”
“Really? Oh yea!”
Father, face in his 50s, where…
“Magic is very convenient. Shall I learn?”
I hope you also think about my feelings of having to see my mother who became a magical girl.
Sval, more than that, I’m filthy tired and embarrassed to talk about magic with my parents. This is why, when Dana’s mother-in-law suddenly visits, alas! You dragged me to the research lab while walking.
‘Take the wife of the horned goddess in the apartment living room and talk magic with her parents? It’s more difficult to adapt to than in another world.’
It feels like watching Thanos appear in a Pororo movie. The genre is different. What is this.
“By the way, what is our son’s costume? It looks like something worn by sailors from a pirate movie starring Johnny Depp!”
“It’s not a fantasy novel from a comic book store in the ’00s, but buttons are jewels. How many circles are you? Have you ever caught a dragon?”
“I don’t know what it is, but I was all wrong.”
Please stop hitting me I’m going to bruise.
Veronica Don’t just laugh behind your back and help. Do your husband’s shame.
“Whoa. Are there any left over from my clothes at home?”
“Yumma, I haven’t worn any clothes and I’ve been putting them in the closet for years, and I’m sure I’ll be fine. You will need some clothes for the new babies, so buy some with this card.”
“I’m going to fill the balance on that card eventually, so why are you talking like you’re giving me pocket money, father?”
“Isn’t that the cycle of the domestic economy?”
After all, the late-year team leader of a domestic company with only retirement remaining is different no matter what.
“Yeah, I get it. I’m sorry you packed your things, but you’re resting. I have to make an appointment with the obstetrician.”
By the way, Sval, would you be able to use a medical institution in Korea, a dystopia in the computer kingdom, without an ID?
The wedding went well somehow, but I can’t rely on Christoph this time either. Should I go to a foreign hospital? Wives also have Loki Papago, so it’s not bad.
“… Grandchildren?”
It was then. Her mother stroked her chin as if chewing on her words and opened her eyes wide.
“Grandchildren? Grandchildren? … Grandson!!!!!!”
“Oh, I forgot to tell you.”
“There is something else to forget, you burn! Get out of the way!”
“Geek!”
I flew away with just one mom’s touch. Odin’s successor? That’s a business card that wouldn’t work for Mother Korea at all.
Excited at the news of her grandson, the mother thoughtfully stroked our Veronica’s belly. Why do you look more happy than when I came back? My mother is also her grandmother.
… No, no, wait a minute? Who are you stroking?
“Town… ! Wow, it’s definitely a little bit, but your stomach is convex!”
Would James Bond be like this when he ginpai a safe containing a nuclear bomb? As she carefully rubbed Veronica’s waist, her eyes lit up like flashbangs.
“Baby! How many months is he?!”
“… 1820 months.”
Did you gain weight with a high euphemism? Hearing that, Veronica fell to her knees as if her body had collapsed.
She said to her mother-in-law, ‘This guy fat pregnant www’ and she was indirectly black, so she deserved it.
“It’s okay, Veronica! If that’s the case, anyone can see that it’s aegyo! I like it! You’ll be cute even if you gain a little more weight! Yes?!”
“Kuu… ! No, it was flattery. Because it’s true.”
She hurriedly comforted her, but she didn’t seem to be able to resonate with her. Veronica, lying on her stomach, let out her anger.
“Yeah, admit it… ! I gained weight… ! It’s because I neglected to exercise for half a year! Because Fran’s food, Fran’s food was so delicious… !”
“… Honey, honey. Even wizards must gain weight.”
“Iknow, right. The world is not so rosy.”
“… Ugh.”
Mother, father… Even if you whisper in my ear at this distance, Veronica can hear everything…
“I, I did not know… ! The mileage of this pitiful body was so high… ! Lying down and reading a book, occasionally bobbing my legs wasn’t enough… !”
“That would be it.”
A foreigner, no. I don’t know what the calorie consumption of a person who has awakened mana is.
Every time I fight, all the energy generated comes from nutrients in my body? Nonsense. Then I have to eat a lot of food, and I starve to death while fighting.
It seems that the fuel consumption of the body increases when mana is used, or the mana is used as fuel instead.
In order to consume enough calories, should I exercise after excluding mana, or after spending mana until my body is fatigued like when I trained in the morning?
“Of course, I also developed a technique to remove mana from my body as much as possible, but even when I applied that technique, the effectiveness of the leg movement while lying down was still meaningless! It was careless!”
“Let’s get out of bed first, shall we?”
Hellchang is a creature that only lies on benches and mats during exercise.
“Physical work? There’s no way. Push-ups refer to the rhythmic movements until you lie down on the floor!”
Where did the kid who ran all over the world in search of clues to the curse go?
“There is no difference! Everyone has an aptitude! If I’m not really good at sports… !”
Veronica, a boneless, boneless goddess with barely any of her muscles minus the mana, clenched her fists until they turned white.
“The only option left now is fasting! Cheer me up, Master!”
“… Honey, honey! It’s the master, master!”
“Heh. That is my son.”
“Is it because I gave birth to you?”
Even if you say you listen to local broadcasting, you decide to go on a diet ahead of the Chuseok holiday. No fuss no fuss
As I foresaw Veronica’s obvious future, her mother, observing her mood, tapped me.
“Hey, son? Other than that, I’m a little worried about this mother. It’s like this homecoming, what will she do when she goes to her parents’ house in the future?”
“What are you doing? What?”
What are you saying all of a sudden Right now my brain is not functioning properly due to severe mental fatigue.
A different world collaboration happened only in my house, and it’s here. As expected, connecting dimensions is a bad thing, so I hope you do it after me and my children die. I’m against this kind of urban fantasy.
Her mother put her hand on her cheek.
“That will be too… Wasn’t she a different child from Veronica, the daughter-in-law you married the other day?”
“The other kid?”
Wedding ceremony?
I opened my mouth wide enough not to notice a fly coming in, but then I realized.
‘… Fuck hair! Fucked!’
It was! It was Nefertiti who got married in modern times!
How many relatives came to visit me when I heard that I had returned and got married!
“It’s okay to go to the obstetrics and gynecology department, but I think I’ll have to think of something when I return home.”
“Lefeeweng…”
Rumors had already spread, and they all knew I was married to Nefertiti.
But I, who has been married for less than a year, is taking another woman? What? Does it imply the desire to be buried together with the ancestors?
“Is it not possible for me, Mother?”
“If only Bukho could be buried in the field at his parents’ house, except for his head.”
It was cooked It was a great crisis. Even if the sky suddenly splits and the cosmic octopus from the parallel world descends, I don’t think I’ll be as nervous as this.
“… Kut. It was an opportunity to monopolize the master.”
Veronica pondered indignantly, but when she didn’t get an answer, her shoulders shook.
“Wait a little. I will go back to [Middle branch] And explain to the other kids.”
“Will you?”
Can’t you transform into Nefertiti? I didn’t ask.
It’s easy to understand if you look at the reverse side. I can transform into a respectable idol face, but I don’t want my wives to hug or kiss me with that face.
“Would you like to go with me?”
“It’s easier to explain if you go alone.”
─Break it!
It was about 30 minutes later that Veronica, who had been moving in a hurry, returned. Nefertiti took off her shoes and gracefully bowed to my mother and father.
“… Have you been upset in the past? Mother, father I’m glad to see you again.”
“Welcome! Long time no see, boy! Your hair color is still very pretty!”
“Couldn’t you both be a bit more comfortable? We are all uncomfortable.”
“Yeah. I will be careful.”
Nefertiti replied as if she would keep that in mind, and threw a V at me as well. The corners of her mouth are slightly raised. It is the expression of 100% joy.
“… Nord is only two days away. Nice to meet you.”
“Heh. Nice to meet you too. What about the other kids?”
“Immigration screening.”
“Entrance? Why don’t you come to Korea right away… Ah, is your status a problem?”
“Yes. The ID Christoph gave you is from another country.”
It’s hard for us to realize it, but the Resident Registration Act was such a powerful administrative system.
There was also a story that the law was originally made to detect spies.
“Anyway, it would be easier to forge identity or passports in countries other than Korea. In particular, it seems that there is no organization exclusively in charge of Korea, even in a group that claims to be a wizarding society.”
“In terms of status, everyone except Nefertiti belongs to the country called England. Under the circumstances at the time, I couldn’t afford to be late because of my status, and that was probably the limit of that man’s authority.”
“Then I will come by plane from England.”
“… Airplane? Sky travel? I envy you.”
“It will take more than 10 hours. I’ll be able to contact you now, so if things don’t go wrong, there’s no problem. We’ll have to make a hospital reservation first and digest the rest of the schedule.”
If we solve issues such as immigration and status by ourselves, we might end up going out as news reports. If the existence of another world spreads throughout the world, I really can’t handle it. There is no such thing as a nuisance.
Fortunately, I had previously received the contact information for the president’s son—Christophe. Let’s get some advice.
‘If I give you a few pieces of mithril, the commission fee will be enough.’
Or even a gold bar is fine.
It is fortunate that precious metals become money in any dimension. Long live the gold standard.
“… But it’s annoying. It would be difficult to create a fake identity in Korea, and would there be no Japanese or Chinese brokers? Um, is it difficult for our wives because they have western faces?”
“Honey, honey. Buk-ho and his daughters-in-law have been talking about things that seem like something out of a crime movie.”
“It’s complicated. When I was a fantasy novel hero, even if they came back with their wives, it ended with just living happily on Earth for a long time.”
Life is real life and the grocery store is fantasy, father.
It’s so hard to even try to return home on Chuseok. It makes me sad just like when I just fell into this world.
‘Cyibul… Even then, I was sold into slavery because I didn’t have an ID.’
Old ruler? Those guys were nothing but rubbish. If Mr. Lovecraft doesn’t have an ID, he’ll definitely go as soon as a warrant is issued. Do you know
If you knew, never underestimate the earth again, fantasy.
