Chapter 101 – Welcome to Golem Trouble (3)
After the animals’ cooperation and hard work to drive out the illegal immigrants, we killed about 30 golems that day.
“I’ll go find a cheap inn where Lingling accepts number 3~☆!”
“Don’t be fooled by the fact that it is cheap. Come to our inn tomorrow.”
“Yes!”
After parting ways with Lalilura, Fran and I returned to the 15 Cooper Inn.
Shoot ah-.
The advantage of the 15-cooper inn was that it even had a small shower in the room. Since I had to go in and out with my face covered—I got it in the name of Arthur Wayne—so the shower facility was a big help in many ways.
‘It feels like I’m at a motel with my girlfriend.’
I opened the book while listening to Fran’s shower.
Assuming that the copied and pasted thesis is to be sent back to Sargadis, what I am about to read is Crown Something’s book about endowment magic.
It is a small book with the feel of a pamphlet. It’s a size that fits snugly in the palm of your hand, like the house of a nanny or a collection of lion idioms that old-timers carry around.
Pallang-.
The content of the book was in the style of a memoir or essay. It seemed that the nobleman, the disciple, had copied the words of his master.
The contents of the text were, of course, Romanian, if any.
〈Last time, I said that the more mana is removed from the skill, the more effective and impressive it can be.〉
〈 However, it is also true that in most cases, more flashy and larger magic can leave a greater impression than human acrobatics.〉
The introduction to the beginning was like that.
〈 For nobles and ordinary citizens, it is good to accompany a splendid magic effect as long as your skill allows. This is even better in that, unlike human acrobatics, the audience will not get bored.〉
‘I guess so.’
The CG of animation films also impresses people in the 21st century who are accustomed to visual entertainment.
The effect would be straight forward for the people of the other world, who rarely have luxurious spectacles other than natural phenomena and magic. Just like children who went to the cinema for the first time continue their excitement even after the screening is over.
〈The problem is that a good wizard who can do such magic doesn’t dream of being a clown like me.〉
〈 Also, remember that acrobatics excluding mana can impress the same wizards more than flashy magic. The ability to understand this well and use it appropriately is the difference between first class and second class.〉
〈This is the moment that made me focus on enchantment.〉
Flutter- Flutter-.
If you turn the page, after a brief explanation, the principles and application methods of enchantments continued.
〈Using magic while taking a movement that excludes mana requires intense concentration and effort.〉
〈 However, this problem can be overcome with a pre-made magic item.〉
〈I perform the previously mentioned acrobatics through fire with the fire-enchanted glove on my left hand. That is a strategy to reduce clown injuries and increase audience response.〉
I skimmed through the introductory part of the book.
It’s a bad habit that I developed mainly while reading papers. Speed-reading skills have improved because of only searching for evidence, but the skill of calmly reading books has declined.
One of the reasons was that I wanted to quickly learn enchantment magic.
‘He’s a bit like Bruce Lee.’
That was the feeling I felt while reading the book.
Crown Something seemed to be a person with pride and stubbornness in his own acting and skills, like Bruce Lee or Hollywood’s Tom Cruise.
Compared to that aspect, in the part that emphasized safety or explained the principles of magic, he showed a rational aspect close to that of wizards.
〈Enchantment magic is divided into AOE type, which is applied to objects, and ABE type, which is applied to creatures──〉
〈For non-professional mages, let me explain──〉
I copied the following TMI into a notebook. It’s a world without post-it notes, so it’s easier to find them this way.
〈 If the arts performed with the human body are acrobatics, the arts of magic are a combination of techniques.〉
〈 Adding magic to magic, transforming and mixing is a lot like a circus. Depending on how you arrange it, it can produce the results we expected or show completely different results.〉
〈 Prepared for practice in the easiest and fastest way.〉
〈 Combine the magic you can use with the following spell structure and apply it to the desired location.〉
〈※: Be sure to consider the effect of magic.〉
〈I believe there is no idiot who enchants explosive magic on his body. It is recommended to activate defensive magic if possible.〉
It seems that the concept of a combination of techniques existed even in the era when Lee wrote this article.
‘Looking at it, it seems like a pretty old person.’
The analogy given as an example in the TMI part or introduction was almost from the time of ancient civilization. It seems that he was a person before and after the destruction.
I thought I was a modern person working in a foreign court because I loved Ralilura.
I thought he was a fucking major leaguer, but he was King Sejong of the clown world. It was a small twist.
Shuwaaaaa—!
As advised by the enchantment magic, I turned on beast return for defense. Then, while examining the spells written in the booklet, he pulled out the sword he had put in the corner.
‘By turning the movement of mana like when you squeeze magic, and transforming that mana into the feeling of baking high-quality tableware inside the oven… Did you?’
Reflecting on the structure and tricks of the spell, use 〈 Freezing Touch 〉 on the sword. Feeling the cold forming on the back of my hand, I cast a spell.
“──〈 Enchant 〉. 〈 Freezing Touch 〉.”
As she channeled her mana, the coldness she was trying to emanate from her hands disappeared.
─Bad!
And the cold air climbed up the handle that came in contact with the sword and formed on the blade.
The cold silver blade glows blue!!
“This——swordsmanship!”
Of course it’s bullshit.
Putting mana into a weapon is a skill that only a mithril class can do. This was just an ice attribute magic applied to the sword.
“Hey, you’re fucking cool!!”
Still, this was fucking shit!
“Fuck! I can really handle Chambaekdo!”
Damn, this pounding would be something any boy could relate to!
It is a man who is excited to raise his tension just by holding a long stick, but the stick is shaped like a knife and glows blue?
“Oh, I can’t stand this.”
I got a sword It was fortunate that the room at this inn was large enough to wield a sword.
“Kiyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo——!!!”
Bung-Bung-Bung-Bung-Bung-Bung–!!
I danced the sword dance, being careful not to bump into anything. A white cold air remained on the trajectory of my sword.
“Where are you looking? Is that an “Afterimage” Of my sword?”
I do all sorts of poses while holding my sword!
When my father bought me a lightsaber in Abbeyland when I was young, I have a similar sensibility.
“I am Gangbuk-ho from Anyang, Gyeonggi-do——!!!”
He quickly launched a three-some, a combo attack of the Bicheon Samgeom style.
The afterimage of the triangle engraved accordingly!
What is this? It’s so much fun! You stupid Norse! If I had learned this last night, I wouldn’t have been able to feed the golems with spiral ice rings for real today!
Shall I also give the sword 〈 Burning Touch 〉? No, let’s quit. Because it looks like there’s going to be a fucking fire.
─Kirik.
Then there was the sound of the faucet shutting off in the shower. Fuck hmmm Fran is about to come out after taking a shower.
I was startled and quickly turned off the magic.
Bye Bye. Come to my pretty sword. See you again in the big water. I put the sword that had regained its silver color back into the scabbard and sat down.
“Nor. What did you just do?”
Fran walked out of the shower naked and asked while drying her hair. Wet hair and shiny breasts are critical to my Juji.
“I practiced grant magic. It worked.”
“Already? Fast.”
Fran admired him as he dried his hair. My chest moved wildly at the motion of wiping off the water with a towel. ─Rumble! Fran blushes slightly embarrassed as my eyes are nailed to it.
“You should have dressed up and come out.”
“No. I will continue to wear them outside.”
“… Nord pervert.”
“Transformation? That is the best compliment.”
I laughed and dried Fran’s hair. I can’t compare to Frank’s dexterity, but I have a secret skill.
“〈 Burning Hand〉. 〈 Summon Cloud〉.”
A double magic combination.
“Hair dryer ON.”
Fuhuaaaaa-
Now I can fully combine these two spells.
Magical heat steam erupted from my hand. Like a steam dryer, warm wind blew and dried Fran’s hair.
Franc closed her eyes and surrendered herself to my touch. Looking at her face, she seemed to be in a pretty good mood.
“Lol. In a luxurious room, even the butler drying her hair. I feel like I’ve become some kind of princess.”
“Is the temperature right, Princess?”
“Yeah. It’s the best, Prince.”
He said he was a butler earlier, but this time he is a prince.
Well, anyway, it was fine because Fran was good. If this magic is applied well, wouldn’t it be possible to act as an air conditioner? After all, the world of magic was so profound.
‘Mr. Carrier. I will take care of your upkeep.’
I prayed to Willis Carrier, the creator of the air conditioner. Fran, who closed her eyes and enjoyed my hand movements, said.
“Hey, Nor. Can’t I learn enchantment magic too?”
“Frank? There is nothing that can’t be done.”
What is it that my girlfriend wants to do but can’t do? I nodded with a spinal reflex.
“Since dwarves are masters of enchantment magic, you might learn better than me, Fran. But shouldn’t we learn magic first?”
“There it is, look at this.”
Fran raised her hand as if pouring water.
“〈 Burning Touch〉.”
Hwareuk-.
Fran’s hands heated up red. It’s not to the extent that the flames will bloom. But there was no doubt that the magic had been activated.
I was startled and stopped drying her hair.
“What? Fran, are you able to control the firepower too?”
“Lol. I practiced without Nord knowing. It was the first successful yesterday.”
Fran smiles proudly at my surprise.
It felt innocent and innocent, like a child bragging about a picture he drew, but looking at it coldly, this was something to be proud of. It wasn’t long before Fran started learning this magic, unlike me who uses an unknown cheat key.
How many days have passed since I bought the magic book from Gentrick the other day? Has it been a week?
“〈 Freezing Touch 〉 is not progressing no matter how much I practice. But maybe it’s because it’s fire attribute magic, so I managed to control it somehow.”
Fran explained. Perhaps, as Fran said, the dwarf lineage helped him learn magic.
“Did the dwarves have a high aptitude for fire or earth magic?”
“Yes. My mother also used some earth magic.”
As far as I know, magic in another world doesn’t have a rating system.
It means that this is a level 1 magic and that is a 9th circle magic, but it is not a structure where the skill is unlocked every time the level rises.
Of course, there are high-difficulty magic and low-difficulty magic.
Usually, it is called low-level magic or high-level magic.
It was a similar principle to talking about N-star wizards in the wizard guild. For example, if you can cast 6 spells with a difficulty level of 100, you get a 6-star rating.
However, if you dig into the details, magic also boils down to the realm of talent and aptitude.
Some people learn magic in one day, others never learn magic.
For example, it is like the study of the Earth.
Just like I was good at math but not fucking good at Korean.
‘How do you want me to know what the fucking writer was thinking when he wrote it?’
If I had tried it, I would have thought things like, “Fuck it, it’s an hour before the deadline,” Or “What to eat for dinner tonight.”
At least, when I write my thesis, I write with that thought in mind.
In any case, just as people on Earth differ in their academic achievements based on their innate talents and inclinations, the speed at which people from other worlds acquire magic differs depending on their physical constitution and qualities.
‘That’s how mutation magic was developed.’
The mutation magic that causes constitutional changes exists for that purpose.
Most of them oh! I turned into a bug! Though the ending.
“Anyway, okay. Let’s learn the enchantment step by step. Just because you use one or two magics right now doesn’t mean your power will dramatically increase.”
“Yes.”
At my words, Frank nodded.
For magic items other than rune magic, wouldn’t the ones made by the dwarf, Frank, be of much better quality?
I think I’m a bit excited to think that my girlfriend might make my own weapons or clothes for me to use.
“By the way, Nor. That’s what I’m talking about right now.”
Fran said, running her hand through her dried hair.
“Tell me how to handle mana.”
“Mana?”
I asked. Seeing Fran, who has been able to use magic, talk like that, she must be talking about ‘how to turn mana into the body’ rather than magic tricks.
“We are also in the bronze class soon. In order to continue fighting as an adventurer, I need to become stronger too.”
Fran said that very seriously.
Was Fran also thinking about the future in her own way?
No, what is there to think about? While I usually make plans for the future, Fran must be thinking about our future seriously.
I didn’t know because I don’t usually talk about this, but there was nothing strange about it.
Therefore, I readily nodded.
“Yes. Get ready. Because the night is still long. Let’s start today.”
“From today? Great. Wait for me to get dressed.”
“——No.”
I calmly seated Fran, who was about to get up. Fran looked at me with her eyes wide open. My lips curled into a wicked smile.
“Khehehe. Princess. What is the most primitive magic in this world… Do you know anything?”
“Uh? Uh? Now, I’m not sure. What? What?”
Fran, who had been naked since before, stuttered, perhaps embarrassed. I went up to her ear and whispered her correct answer.
“Sex.”
