Chapter 329 – The New Year and the End of Childhood (5)
“Now then, explain where you are going to play.”
“The spirit of saying that so proudly is great, but wouldn’t it be more appropriate for a male escort to usually do this?”
“How would you feel if I told you to take me to Kitai nomadic village and entertain me? This is your home town. I’ve been planning a date course, but I don’t want to hear ‘it’s not fun and it’s expensive☆’.”
“Ugh. I heard that too? Good~? I will guide you!”
After a short and bold exchange of opinions, Lalilura took over the role of today’s guide. She probably said what she just said, she didn’t say anything, and she was the one who took the lead in saying that she was good first.
“By the way, senpai, aren’t you hungry? It’s lunch already.”
“So far? Well, you can buy a snack in moderation and wait until dinner to eat it.”
“Can I pick out a restaurant for dinner?”
“I figured it out. Where to make a reservation.”
Looking back now, that was a godsend. If you take off your mask and eat yomnyomnyom at a regular restaurant, it will take less than 10 seconds for you to find out that Rarilura is Rarilu.
“Uh… Then this way? Or that, this, this way?”
Matana Lari Lura, who said she was dating her for the first time, would occasionally walk and put her question mark in her head.
In a different world where information is poor, dating, dating, and even more so, adult interaction is all about listening to adults around you. Isn’t that the case with our wives as well?
Even if it’s just Ralilura… That’s why he looked awkward and lacking, like the main character of a video that my father’s generation was dating in the 80’s or 90’s.
She is not the kind of girl where Lari Lura is going to go crazy with her face, although of course she looks lacking.
She knows how smart she is normally, so this aspect only makes her look cute. She seems to have come to an amusement park with her niece or something.
Yes, this is Laliluru.
“Ugh… I don’t like it for some reason that you’re making mistakes…”
She groaned because it was a little funny, and Larry Loura grumbled indignantly. Because she has a strong fighting spirit, she is one of the best people I know.
“You don’t have to try to be too convincing. You can go and play comfortably.”
It’s not even a 21st-century date where you want to pack a gift and a finishing event every time you meet, but isn’t it just to hang out as usual?
When I asked with that thought in mind, Lalilura crossed her arms and turned her head away.
“Huh~ It is. Because you can’t? She’s going to make the day so good that her senior cries and asks her to kneel down and teach her a lesson?”
“Shouldn’t she have been prepared beforehand if that was the case?”
“Huh~. Well, what about it? Where would you like to see it? Because I am a woman who is strong in ad-libs♡!”
You’re? I tried to ask her back, but she held it back to the best of her conscience.
Well, the ability to cope with impromptu situations is an important factor in being an entertainer. When it comes to fighting, Rari Lura is quite good at her improvisation, and she is.
“Once here! Sweet snacks are the way to start the day♡!”
Rather than crossing her arms, she was dragged almost like a cow to the entrance of the entertainment district.
Is it because there is a lot of floating population? There were many people doing business with stalls spread out like stalls. Different world food trucks are everywhere.
“Here’s a skein of honey, is it really delicious? You can look forward to it!”
“Usually, this pattern is like a store going out of business within a year.”
I thought I said it for nothing. This is because the store that actually arrived was in a state of exhaustion.
“Swimming?”
Lari Lura, who was depressed from the beginning, opened her Christmas present and opened her mouth like an elementary school student who saw the Precure transformation rod broken.
〈Cow, are you a guest?〉
The old man who was counting the droplets of clouds floating in the sky jumped up. Ralilura asked after teasing.
‘Ah, it must have been a guest from before. That… There have been many twists and turns.〉
His hesitant attitude gave me an idea of what was going on.
It must be that the mafia bastards were looking for money to spend on the conflict and doing corrupt things like the seat rent, or paying for it and stealing customers from other stores while stumbling around. Life is futile
A man who lights a fire in a square barrel and unwinds sugar like a thread.
He was pleased with the long-time guest, but the household items rebelled against the owner who had left them unattended.
─Kurleung. Koo Goo Goo.
The sugar threads that had been lit didn’t come together neatly, but were messed up.
It is probably a snack made by folding and cutting that thread into a square, but it would be difficult to make it properly like that.
The shape drawn on the signboard of the store is Nunetine, but it is like a Western movie hay bale.
As I looked at him with a teary face trying to complete it somehow, I shot a thought that suddenly came to my mind.
“How about putting them together?”
The yellow-skinned gnoll gave a dazed expression as he spoke Romanian skillfully.
I bought a pickled fruit skewer from a nearby stall and wrapped it in wrapping paper. I sterilized the wooden skewer with
─It rattles.
When I stepped on something like a pedal underneath, air spurted out. Little by little the sugar thread wound around the stick that was spinning in my hand.
When I was young, I only went to the park or in front of school. A man wearing a roasted chestnut hat sold a wheeled butterfly stick toy and a chumdegi.
Of course, this is the final masterpiece that makes up the three gods of snacks in the park.
I made a cookie that was as fluffy as the clouds that the shop owner was looking at.
‘If I don’t have Nunetine, I can make cotton candy.’
I was quite satisfied with the perfection of the cotton candy. Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to eat cotton candy that can be eaten and finished by sucking on one side of the finger rather than Nunetine, which is so smashed that it is difficult to eat while playing?
‘So, master. How much is this cotton candy?〉
If you say 10,000 won for 2 cotton candy, what’s wrong? It’s Kang Buk-ho, born in the 90s, but you have to think about the price of sugar in another world. There are no sugarcane fields or people working there.
Besides, 5,000 won for one is roughly the price of Everland, right? I haven’t been there in a long time, so I don’t know how much it is now.
Still, at that price, it’s worth buying. Cotton candy! Cheaper than churros!
When I put another skewer in, he pondered as if he was beating an abacus, then his eyes lit up, as if he had the discerning eye to make a name for himself in a big city.
〈Let’s try it.〉
In fact, there was nothing to be ashamed of. This is the difficulty level that elementary school student Kang Buk-ho did through home and practice in field trips. Then there were only a few idiots who got burned.
It is not difficult to make once you have the cooking utensils. Isn’t the man who sells in the park specializing in a skill tree between the Dalgona build and the Cotton Candy build?
Oh, I miss you… Carp-shaped sugar cookies…
‘I must have come up with some new sweets. Anyway, that kind of thing goes out of fashion for a while.〉
‘By the way, isn’t that Mr. James’s? That man’s honey skein was so delicious.〉
It was inevitable that attention would be drawn to the already prominent Yellow-Mongolia rider, who was holding a head-sized cotton candy. As people gathered, Nunetti’s uncle shouted out loud.
〈One cotton candy complete!〉
I shouted with the feeling that it was a joke, but it was the owner who picked up what I said and even named it.
“Uh huh, who is this person? Didn’t you see I was standing first?〉
When Lalilura and I got some cotton candy and left, the man who got the skewers from a nearby stall started a cotton candy tycoon.
Lari Lura, who was watching it, blinked her eyes in her glasses.
“Somehow, you got busy in the blink of an eye.”
“Good. I haven’t even paid yet, and I think it’s going to be very noticeable to eat while walking around. Would you like to eat here?”
“Okay. But how do you eat this? Burying your face?”
“If you don’t want the mask to be sticky, take it off with your hands and eat it, or bite off the ends at your discretion, Princess.”
“Don’t flirt between the lines.”
─Yum. As she popped the cotton candy she had plucked with her fingers into her mouth, Lari Lura reminded her of her white cheeks.
“Aha♡! What is this? It tastes better than you think!”
A junior who swallows cotton candy and bursts into bread.
I took a bite of it too, but I felt like I was missing 2% of something.
Is it because there are no synthetic flavors or food coloring? It almost tasted like cotton candy.
Maybe it’s because of the seasoning mixed with sugar, but it seems to have a different taste for some reason. This is the middle way.
Anyway, the man who had been queuing up like that gave us a coin as a reward for us, and wept.
I nodded without thinking. It’s funny that I’m doing business with this.
Even if I tried, as the uncle said, it would be all I could do to earn a few silvers before problems arise.
“Really, seniors come out with waves and waves. Where did you learn this?”
“The world is wide, Larry… It’s Priscilla.”
“Okay? Shall we suggest that our captain go to Kitai as well?”
“It’s a dangerous place, so don’t go there. It is a place where all men bigger than a cartwheel die.”
“Is it hell?”
“Depending on the person?”
Some people say Hell-Joseon Hell-Joseon, but isn’t it heaven compared to Hell-Another World? Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve adapted to this world these days.
Anyway, if you make three of her wives with such beauties and complain, fuck you bastard.
***
After eating her cotton candy, Lalilura took me to a place where there was so much to play with.
Fortunately, our juniors did not fail one after another. Games in another world are not to be underestimated, so this time I was in the middle of dedicating the gachabi to the owner, focusing on the lottery.
You know, 10 Cooper’s ain’t shit, damn it!
I sighed and reached for the draw box again, but Lalilura looked at me dumbfounded.
“Senior. With 10 coppers, you can buy everything below the first prize?”
“Gacha isn’t chosen based on a value judgment, right? Is it because of the taste of this moment?”
“Is that gambling addiction? I got beaten up by the unnies because I misbehaved with my seniors, right?”
“It’s okay. It hurts less when we get hit together.”
There’s nothing to be ashamed of, the guy who bare his ass in front of me and warmed up by the bonfire.
I rolled up my sleeves and put my hand into the vat, praying to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
〈This time, it’s the 10th consecutive year! Did you get a gold frame?〉
─Oops!
As if admiring, the hostess clapped her hands when she saw the brilliant 1st prize swallow I picked. He knows how to run this business!
“Hey, did you see it? I do it.”
“Can I say that what I did with 10 Cooper did it?”
What do I do if I say that? Stop… Yujing… Fact…
─Thump! As I was grumbling, the lady took out what was supposed to be a packaged product in her box.
It said it was a special order item from the Wizards Guild, but what is it? I opened it with excitement and found a teddy bear inside.
When I took it out and pressed it on my stomach, the teddy bear squeaked and shouted.
〈Allaview♥!〉
〈Oh damn no!〉
When I smashed the doll on the counter, the lady jumped up.
“No, what were you angry about? That’s a talking doll made by the wizard guild! It’s genuine! A wonderful teddy bear that tells a different story every time you press your stomach! Look at this!〉
〈I’m Fine Thank You♥!〉
When the lady held the doll, the teddy bear pulled out again with the same pronunciation as an amateur voice actor.
Every single line is like a gem.
Even though she grumbled, she changed it surprisingly easily.
No, in another world, is that really a first-class item? Is that so?
I came back like a defeated soldier carrying a second prize that seemed unlikely to be worth 10 coppers just by looking at it.
“Puhh. So what is the second prize?”
“Pomade. The one that makes your head stand.”
When I threw and caught a wooden box the size of a computer mouse, Lariru’s face brightened.
“Oh, really? Then, would you like to put it on right away?”
“I thought you liked me with my hair up, here?”
“Of course it is♡! If you remembered it rather than that, why didn’t you wear it today?”
“Because I applied it, it became the tomb of the neglected Nether ancestors. But asking my wives to touch my hair when I’m out with a girl is… You’re such a trash bastard.”
“If it were Fran, I think she would have done it with a smile.”
The fact that it’s hard to deny is absolutely awesome. I don’t know if I know what another world is like.
“Yes, complete with this☆!”
Lari Lura, who had done my hair to her liking, wiped her hands and flirted with a laugh.
“Do you like it that much, do you have a fetish?”
“Now I can feel the meaning only through the nuances. Is that an insult?”
“Uh huh, are you swearing? I apologize to the 30 million mapak fetishes around the world.”
They say that goddess bangs are also a man’s dream.
By the way, I don’t know if I had a pimple on my forehead. When I touched my forehead, Lalilura said coldly.
“Don’t touch me until the date is over? Today, senpai, I borrowed her from head to toe.”
“Pay the rent.”
“Yes, 3 years’ advance payment♡”
Lalilura took out her two silver coins from her wallet and held them out without saying a word.
Yerna this shit year.
After all, a different world where slavery openly exists is hell.
