Chapter 9 – 02 Is the Job Name Real?
After… No…
That’s too much…
The crown prince also looks like a middle schooler, but the crown prince of glans… Are you kidding me? Uh? What is this!!!
How can you say a name like that!
‘We are looking for a dignified man, Gilwon! Beginners no!’
‘Hello.’
‘Oh, hello. Excuse me for the first time, but what’s your job?’
‘…Yes?’
‘It’s a job.’
‘Ah… That…’
‘?’
‘…No see.’
‘Yes?’
‘…Yo. This.’
‘…I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you well.’
‘The crown prince of glans!!’
‘?’
Bang!
“Fuck really…”
Slap!
Unable to hold back my anger, I threw away the mouse after the keyboard.
“Whoa…”
Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath.
It’s already something I can’t help… Puduk… Let’s calm down…
“Wet-ha-wet-ha.”
A few deep breaths.
I was able to calm down after deliberately losing my temper for almost two minutes.
“Yeah…It’s already past…Let’s see the ability.”
〈 Prince of glans 〉
Condition: Masturbation using ‘Mosol’s condom’.
The world spent a little effort for a pitiful human being who used a condom to masturbate rather than have sex. Upon reaching level 60, it is possible to advance to a high-level job 〈 Emperor of Glans 〉 through a quest.
It mainly uses ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats, and various abilities increase in proportion to these two stats.
[Effect]
* When leveling up, the Stamina stat increases by 10.
* Libido stat increases by 10 when leveling up.
* Maximum mana increases by 10 for every stamina stat.
* Increases critical damage by 1% for every 10 stamina stats.
* Attack power increases by 5 for every stamina stat.
* Increases max HP by 10 for every 1 libido stat.
* Critical rate increases by 1% for every 100 libido stats.
* Defense increases by 5 for every 1 libido stat.
* Increases ATK and DEF by 50% when facing female opponents.
* Critical with 100% chance when attacking female breasts, buttocks, and genitals.
* Doubles the effect of all castle-related items. EX) Stamina increased by 5 ㅡ〉 Stamina increased by 10.
* Reduces the cooldown of all castle-related item special effects and skills by 50%.
* When escaping virginity, ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats increase by 100. (1 time)
* Permanently increase stats of ‘Environment’ and ‘Libido’ by 1 when having sex with one or more women (up to 3 times a week)
* When you have sex with two or more women, permanently increase the stats of ‘Environment’ and ‘Libido’ by 3 (up to 2 times a week)
* When you have sex with 3 or more women, the stats of ‘Empowerment’ and ‘Libido’ are permanently increased by 5 (up to 1 time per week)
* When having sex with a virgin, the ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats increase by 10 permanently.
* When you have sex with a woman who has a lover, the ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats increase by 8 permanently. (Maximum once per woman)
* When you have sex with a woman who has a fiance, the ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats are permanently increased by 12. (Maximum once per woman)
* When having sex with a married woman, the ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats increase by 15 permanently. (Maximum once per woman)
* When you steal a woman with a lover, an appointment, or a husband, the ‘energy’ and ‘sexual desire’ stats increase by 30 permanently. (Maximum once for each woman)
* Opened the ‘favorability’ system for women.
….
Uh?
What is this?
Did you see it wrong?
I rubbed my eyes and looked at the job again.
However, the list of sentences still remains.
“…”
No matter how much I’m a beginner, and it’s only been 2 days since I entered the dungeon, I can tell that this is a ridiculous scam.
No, setting aside everything else, every time you level up, you raise two of your main stats by 10? Doesn’t that mean the total increase is 20?
Besides, attack power and defense power increase by 5 per main stat… Such a crazy effect…
In addition, you receive double the effect of all items related to the castle… This means that you double the effect of the Mosol set you got earlier… Then, doesn’t that mean your energy goes up to 80? If you multiply that by attack power, it’s about 400…
Scam…
This is a scam…
Let’s open the stats.
〈 Status window 〉
Name: Yoo Eun
Occupation: Prince of glans.
Orientation: No-evil.
Level: 5
Stamina: 1,140 / 1,140
Mana: 1,110 / 1,110
[Stats]
Strength 11
Agility 9
Intelligence 4
Lucky 15
Sex drive 31+40
Stamina 6+76
Stat point 4
[More information]
Critical Chance 10%
Critical Damage +105% +8%
Air Power: 422
Defense: 365
Wow mae
Is it a true story?
How many times has your health and mana multiplied?
Originally, the attack power and defense power were not marked, but considering that the beginner’s bow I have now has 1 attack power and the beginner’s armor has 1 defense power, I think it will be around 10.
That’s how I jumped by hundreds of units… Even I’m level 5…
Hmm…
This…
Are you okay?
The glans hair is a bit like that, but no, isn’t this the best? I can’t imagine that there is a job worse than this. 400 attack power at level 5? You say it goes up by 50 each time you level up? Where is this opener
“Skill window.”
[Skill]
〈〈 lonely sex〉〉
Write it as sex and read it as self-comfort. Mosol’s solution.
Once every 3.5 days (a week), while masturbating, libido +1 energy +1
〈〈 Maid of Honor 〉〉
The crown prince of Gwangdu gave a government post to his favorite woman. Middle 2 is sick, but the effect is good.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent.
[Effect]
* Gain 10% more EXP.
* The crown prince gains as much as the additional experience the maid receives. EX) The maid gains 10 additional experience points ㅡ〉 The crown prince also gains 10 additional experience points.
* All of the maid’s stats increase by 5 when the maid level is up.
* ‘Sexy’ stat given to maids. The ‘Sexy’ stat basically follows the formula of [Woman’s level + Woman’s affinity]. Thereafter, each time the lady-in-waiting shares a relationship with the crown prince, there is a certain chance that it increases by 1.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 1% for every 100 of the maid’s ‘Sexy’ stat.
* For every 100 of the maid’s ‘Sexy’ stat, her (her maid’s) all stats increase by 1%.
* Increases own (handmaiden’s) ATK/DEF by 3 for every 1 of the maid’s ‘Sexy’ stat.
* Acquire exclusive passive skill 〈〈 Handmaid’s Barrier 〉〉.
〈〈 Handmaid’s Barrier〉〉
* Increases her ATK and DEF by 5% when dealing with a male body excluding the Crown Prince.
* When a man other than the crown prince approaches within a radius of 10 meters, all stats of that man decrease by 5%.
[Penalty]
* Handmaids cannot have any sexual relations with any man other than the crown prince.
* Handmaids cannot disobey beyond the limit permitted by the crown prince.
* If the above is violated, the ‘Sexy’ stat will be deleted and all benefits of the handmade will be deleted. In addition, all stats -80% debuff is permanently applied.
〈〈 Seung Eun 〉〉
Raises the official position of the lady-in-waiting whom the crown prince favors.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent.
* Sexual intercourse with the woman at least once.
* Up to 10 people (0/10)
[Effect]
* Gain 15% more experience points.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much as the additional EXP received by Jaein. EX) Jaein gains 10 additional EXP ㅡ〉 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional EXP.
* Promoted from maid to genius.
* When Jaein levels up, all of his stats increase by 7.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 1% for every 100 of Jane’s ‘Sexy’ stats.
* For every 100 of Jane’s ‘Sexy’ stat, her (Jane’s) all stats increase by 2%.
* For every 1 of Jaein’s ‘Sexy’ stat, his (Jaein’s) ATK/DEF increases by 3.
* Exclusive passive skill 〈〈 Handmaid’s Barrier 〉〉 changed to 〈〈 Recognition Barrier 〉〉.
〈〈 Recognition Barrier〉〉
* Increases ATK and DEF by 10% when facing a male body excluding the Crown Prince.
* When a man other than the Crown Prince approaches within a radius of 10 meters, all stats of that man decrease by 10%.
[Penalty]
* Jane cannot have any sexual relations with any other man other than the Crown Prince.
* Jane cannot disobey beyond the limit allowed by the crown prince.
* In case of violating the above, the ‘Sexy’ stat will be deleted and all benefits of Rein will be deleted. In addition, all stats -90% debuff permanently applied.
〈〈 Crown Prince 〉〉
The Crown Prince of Gwangdu gave an official position to a person he loved.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent
* Sexual intercourse with the woman at least once.
* Up to 5 people (0/5)
[Effect]
* Gain 20% more EXP.
* The Crown Prince also gains as much as the additional EXP that Bin receives. EX) Bin gains 10 additional EXP ㅡ〉 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional EXP.
* Promoted from Jaein to Bin.
* All stats of Bean increase by 8 when Bean level up.
* Granted the ‘Elegance’ stat to Bin. The ‘Elegance’ stat follows the formula of (Sexiness * 0.5). Thereafter, each time Bin obeys the Crown Prince’s command, there is a certain probability that it rises by 1.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 2% for every 50 of Bean’s ‘Dignity’ stat.
* For every 50 of Bean’s ‘Dignity’stat, his (Bin’s) all stats increase by 2%.
* For every 1 of Bean’s ‘Dignity’ stat, own (Bin’s) ATK/DEF increases by 5.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 1% for every 100 of Bean’s ‘Sexy’ stats.
* For every 50 of Bin’s ‘Sexy’stats, his (Bin’s) all stats increase by 2%.
* For every 1 of Bean’s ‘Sexy’ stat, own (Bin’s) ATK/DEF increases by 3.
* Exclusive passive skill 〈〈 Recognition Barrier 〉〉 has been changed to 〈〈 Bin’s Parade 〉〉.
* Exclusive skill 〈〈Bein’s Face〉〉 acquired.
〈〈 Vienna’s Coming 〉〉
* Increases ATK and DEF by 15% when facing a male body excluding the Crown Prince.
* When a man other than the crown prince approaches within a radius of 10 meters, all stats of that man decrease by 15%.
〈〈Bein’s face〉〉
* Stiffness for 3 seconds to all hostile humanoids except for the prince. 15 meters radius.
* Mana consumed: 100
* Cooldown: 10 minutes.
[Penalty]
* Bin cannot have any sexual relations with a man other than the Crown Prince.
* Bin cannot disobey beyond the limit permitted by the crown prince.
* If the above is violated, the ‘Sexy’ and ‘Elegance’ stats will be deleted and all of Bean’s benefits will be deleted. In addition, all stats -99% debuff permanently applied.
〈〈 Crown Prince 〉〉
The Crown Prince of Guido gave his favorite Bin an official position.
[Condition]
* The woman’s consent
* Sexual intercourse with the woman at least once.
* Maximum of 1 person (0/1)
[Effect]
* Gain 30% more EXP.
* Rain gains as much additional experience as Rain receives. EX) Rain gains 10 additional experience ㅡ〉 The Crown Prince also gains 10 additional experience.
* Promotion from empty to empty.
* All Rain’s stats increase by 9 when leveling up.
* Granted the ‘Elegance’ stat to Rain. The ‘Elegance’ stat follows the formula of (Sexiness * 0.5). Thereafter, each time Bin obeys the Crown Prince’s command, there is a certain probability that it rises by 1.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 2% for every 50 of Rain’s ‘Dignity’ stat.
* For every 50 of Rain’s ‘Dignity’stat, his (Bin’s) all stats increase by 2%.
* For every 1 of Rain’s ‘Dignity’ stat, own (Mystery) Attack/Defense increases by 5.
* All stats of ‘Prince’ increase by 1% for every 100 of Rain’s ‘Sexy’ stats.
* For every 50 of Rain’s ‘Sexy’stats, his (Bin’s) all stats increase by 2%.
* For every 1 of Rain’s ‘Sexy’ stat, own (Mystery) Attack/Defense increases by 3.
* Exclusive passive skill 〈〈 Bin’s parade 〉〉 changed to 〈〈 rain face 〉〉.
* Exclusive skill 〈〈Bin’s Face〉〉 changed to 〈〈 Which one do you think is safe?〉〉.
〈〈 Face of Rain〉〉
* Increases ATK and DEF by 20% when facing a male body excluding the Crown Prince.
* When a man other than the Crown Prince approaches within a 10-meter radius, all stats of that man decrease by 20%.
〈〈 Which one do you think is safe?〉〉
* 6 seconds of stun to all hostile humanoids except for the crown prince. 20 meters radius.
* Mana consumed: 500
* Cooldown: 7 minutes.
[Penalty]
* Rain cannot have any sexual relationship with a man other than the crown prince.
* Rain cannot disobey beyond the limit allowed by the crown prince.
* Death if the above is violated.
〈〈 In Jim’s presence.〉〉
The prince’s wide-area stiffness skill.
Upon activation, grants 10 seconds of stun to all hostile objects within a 30 yard radius.
Consumes 100 mana.
Cooldown 2.5 minutes (5 minutes).
〈〈 Observation of liking〉〉
You can see the woman’s liking. 100 is max.
* Affinity below 0 – Extreme hostility. Hatred.
* Affinity below 10 – Enmity.
* Likeability below 20 – inconvenient
* Likeability 20~29 – Normal
* Likeability 30~49 – Favorite
* Likeability 50~69 – Interest
* Likeability 70~89 – Love
* Affinity 90~ – Burning heart.
…What the hell is a maid? Rain in there? Hey, it’s like 2 bottles of this…
Thank you shit
