Chapter 34 – 04. This Is Our Area? Yes. No~
Oh, Sonya, what’s going on?
Did you come to see Yuna?
“Uh, how?”
Yuna is perplexed.
“Oh, I told you. My mother is a lawyer, so I thought it might be of some help…”
“How did you know that?”
“I handed out business cards in advance.”
Wow. Could it be that you went to the nearby police station on the day you met us by handing out business cards? Is that possible?
“By the way, I can’t believe Sonya is your mother. You are blessed.”
“What is the blessing…”
Yuna blushes shyly.
She looks like a teenage girl.
.
.
After work at the police station, a nearby restaurant.
I came to a hamburger restaurant to have a conversation and to fill my stomach.
“Mom… She follows me to such a place! I don’t need any support!”
“Looking after you? I’ve been handing out business cards to ask for a more certain punishment if I commit any crimes.”
“…”
Wow… Cool.
“By the way, I didn’t know it the other day, but they seem to be a pretty strong team.”
Sonya looks at me. That alone makes her scent envelope me.
“Ah. Yes. Probably the strongest in the world.”
“That much?”
Slightly surprised
“Yes. As long as I’m here, there’s no doubt.”
“Hmm.”
I tilted my head thinking hard as if I couldn’t believe it, but it almost attacked me at the moment.
You are so pretty! It’s a foul!!
“Well, confidence is nice to see.”
“No… It’s not my confidence, I’m really the strongest in the world.”
“Really? I wonder what makes you so confident.”
Asking like that with an expressionless face seems like some kind of interrogation… Well, Sonya-san’s interrogation is welcome.
“Hmmmm. This is originally a top secret, but since it’s Sonya-san, I’m telling you.”
“Does that cosplay outfit have anything to do with it?”
Sonya pointed to my red dragon and asked.
Even though it was inside a fast food restaurant, Ikseonkwan was still being used, so people were paying attention.
“Ah… There’s nothing missing, but it’s weak.”
“My daughter is also wearing something like a hanbok…”
“Hehe. Isn’t it pretty?”
Sora noona drank a cola and answered.
Her bright smile spread on Sonya’s face… I wanted to, but there was no option.
“I knew that adventurers often wear unusual outfits. But you guys are wearing outfits with a common theme like uniforms. Does it mean something? Like the establishment of a new guild. There is righteousness.”
Five. Guild.
I should definitely make a guild too. Will Stone Age absorb it? Expelling all male guild members and creating my own guild, my own corps of ladies-in-waiting. Is this good?
“Because I have a guild.”
“Till now.”
“…”
Hmm…Still in the cold war. They’re mother and daughter, so they’re kind of friendly.
Sonya smiled slightly as she looked at her watch.
“Okay, I have a meeting with the site representative soon, would you like to go with me?”
“Why me?”
“If you don’t like it, don’t.”
“…”
Does that site mean Spicy Galbitang?
“Can I follow you?”
So I said
“…? You?”
Surprisingly, Sonya looked at me with her eyes wide open, while Sora noona, who was eating cabbage that had fallen on paper, and Yuna, who was eating fries with her lips sticking out, also looked at me.
In other words, attention.
“Yes. I want to make it a life experience.”
“Muh, what are you talking about! Why are you going there!”
“Hmm.”
Sonya pondered for a moment.
But it wasn’t long before she nodded her head.
“Well, that’s fine. A son-in-law is like family, so it doesn’t matter if you take him.”
Uh… I think he said that his boyfriend was unreasonable, but before he knew it, his son-in-law…
“It’s relevant!! That’s a lot!!! Why are you taking that person when you’re working as a mother! Besides, isn’t that against the rules? The client side is going to file a claim!”
“Claim? How dare you? Hehe. Those people who should be aware of just hearing such a ridiculous case are claims? No lawyer other than me handles such a ridiculous case. In other words, I’m the only one.”
“Yeah, but it’s ethically a lawyer…”
“I’ll take care of that. If you’re really worried, can you come too?”
“Keugh…”
Yuna bit her lip and looked at me.
“Is this… By any chance two people concocted it? To bring me in?”
“Me? What? If you’re not coming, that doesn’t matter. Talk to your son-in-law.”
“…It’s not a son-in-law.”
“It’ll be soon, right?”
“Yes? Ah…Yes…What…”
Someday it will be I’m not going to marry only Yuna.
.
.
After dinner, I headed to the meeting place with Sonya.
It’s a different area than Gangnam, where we were, so I’ve been riding her car for quite a while, and it’s very luxurious.
I pressed a button, and Ji came to us on her own and opened the door. Automatically.
Shall I buy a car too… Oh, I don’t have a license.
“Arrived.”
“Uh…But isn’t it a bit late?”
Appointment time is 9pm. But now it is 9:36. It’s too late at least.
Sonya smiled once.
Ah.. Your smile is so pretty
“It’s okay. You have to do this much to know the subject.”
“Is that so…Is it?”
This person is not such a good person…
I hurriedly got out of the car, the door closed on its own, and I went alone to a nearby parking lot.
Again and again.
I slung her bag over her shoulder and followed her confidently into her cafe.
“Welcome~”
An Albanian who greets brightly.
Sonya gave her a light nod and looked around her cafe.
“They… Are they?”
“I guess so.”
I, who had never seen the client’s face before, were sitting in a cafe with three distinctive people that I could recognize just by looking at them.
That’s enough…One…Three times as much as Sonya?
It’s not an exaggeration. It’s really sideways like that.
“Are you Mr. Bangeun?”
When Sonya said that, the women turned around with a quick glance.
Well. I can clearly read what you’re thinking.
First of all, I get a fresh shock when I see Sonya’s fantastic beauty, and then jealousy and other bad emotions raise their heads, and those emotions explode when I see the late hour and my face.
“Mr. Yoona?”
“Yes.”
“Oh, no, what time is it, are you coming now?!”
“The way to come is blocked.”
Sonya said that, and then she committed the ‘taboo’ of removing the chair from me.
“Oh, thank you.”
“Wh-what…!”
Again, the red-hot faces.
Anyway, it’s really great. How did you sit in the chair? Even three of them.
“Hey, over there.”
“Yes.”
“Who is this?”
“I didn’t hear the man was coming!”
“We wanted a female lawyer!!”
As if she was tired from talking, she exhaled in between and wiped the sweat from her face with a tissue.
Is it hot now? I would have turned on the air conditioner.
“I’m the lawyer, so don’t worry. Oh, did everyone place their order?”
Do I need to ask…
I looked at the table and saw that they had already eaten. How many replacement cups and how many plates are there?
“What would you like to eat, Yueun?”
“Yes? Uh… Iced Americano.”
I can feel the energy of the air conditioner to the extent that it is cool, but it seems to be hot for no reason because of the overwhelming number of people in front of me.
“Really? You don’t eat bread?”
“Yes. It’s fine.”
Ms. Sonya nodded her head and she went to order ‘in person’.
Are you… Are you deliberately provoking?
The ‘woman’ gave the ‘man’ a chair,
‘Woman’ goes to take orders on behalf of ‘Man’. Isn’t this a complete provocation?
“Shit. There’s no such thing as cheap.”
As Sonya walks away, the three women grumble.
Still, I’m there and I’m going into double bathing right away.
“If I’m late, shouldn’t I apologize?”
“And did you see it earlier? The chair was removed.”
“Like a scar.”
“Oh, no answer. I came here with a hard time, but there is no income.”
He’s whispering all sorts of swear words in front of me… I can honestly hear everything. No, do you mean listen?
Ah… I miss you, Yuna.
I knew it was spring only when the flowers withered…
I know how normal Yuna is.
When I let out a sigh like that,
Suddenly, one grinned, pointed at me, and yelled.
“Hey!! Did you just look at my body?! Right!!”
“…What?”
Inadvertently, half words came out.
“You just looked at my breasts with sinister eyes!! Oh my. It’s really like a star. You know this is sexual harassment… No, sexual assault, right? It’s gaze rape!!”
“As expected, Hannamchung!!”
“That’s why I appointed a female lawyer!!”
…What are these bitches talking about? Why am I looking at pig breasts look what are you doing
“Wow, they are shamelessly staring at me even now. People like you are ruining Korea because people like you have gender power! I apologize quickly!!”
“If it wasn’t for the lawyer, I’d be suing right away.”
…Should I just cut it with a knife and make pork belly? And treat the monsters. That you suffer
“What am I looking at you for? They are strange people.”
“What, what? Strangers? You even insulted me!!”
“And why are you looking at us…”
“Ha! So our fat bodies aren’t even worth seeing?”
“Wow. I’m tired of being forced into my body.”
“What happens?”
Oh Sonya is back. It feels like something is being purified.
“Lawyer !! This man just looked at my body with his sly eyes !! This is sexual harassment !!”
“Yes?”
Sonya paused for a moment, smiled slightly, and placed an Americano in front of me.
“You seem to have misunderstood something, but Yoo-eun is not that kind of person.”
“J-Now… Are you laughing at me?”
“Are you laughing at me?”
“You just laughed at me!”
“Oh~.”
Sonya laughed again.
He doesn’t smile often, but he laughs well at times like this.
“Calm down. There’s no such thing.”
“There’s no such thing!! Then what have I been through? That man must have raped me!!”
“Gaze rape?”
“Yes! That insidious, snake-like gaze! That’s called gaze rape! What if a lawyer-like person doesn’t even know that?”
Come on
“Um. Okay, so let’s sit down. And why don’t you lower your voice? Everyone’s staring.”
“Is the gaze of others important? Or is the human rights of one victim important!”
“Etiquette is important.”
“So you’re saying my human rights aren’t important?!”
“I don’t know why human rights come out there.”
“Huh! If I were a man, I would have believed me and called the police right away! This is all because I have a low passport. Because I’m a woman, they don’t believe me and ignore me!”
Now he even points at Sonya.
And then I could see
A bleak smile painted on Sonya’s lips.
“Go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and get your passport, then sit down.”
“No, because this man sexually harassed me!!”
“That’s because it can’t be.”
When Sonya denies it, the three pigs seem to get even more angry, and white steam comes out of his head.
“Ha!! You can trust a man’s words but not a woman’s words? This is what misogyny is! Even though he’s definitely been sexually harassed, that gaze that seems to despise the victim! That kind of misogyny—”
“Why are you looking at a pig like you?
Omg
The three pigs hesitate for a moment.
“What…What…!”
Sonya erased the supple expression she had until now and arrogantly crossed his legs her.
“What kind of gaze rape are you guys who can’t even cross their legs? Do you want them to be sexy or attractive? At least, if you’re cute, they’ll let you see them. This is what the three pigs, who aren’t even cute, insisted that it’s sexual harassment. Ms. Yoo, have you seen this guy’s chest?”
“Yes?”
“If that’s true, we should take her to the eye doctor right away. What if my son-in-law loses his eyesight?”
“Hey, hey… Now… Now… Moyo—”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I insulted you too much. I’m sorry about the pig.”
“!!”
“Aren’t pigs still at least food for mankind so that they don’t die? What kind of help are our ‘self-proclaimed women’, the Three Pigs, helping mankind?”
Wow… What a deal mark…
Way to go mother in law